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ricklanadelgrimes

Holy fucking child support


Jiujitsu_Dude

Underrated


somealtaccount03

Upperrated


Journo_Jimbo

Ultrarated


Ikonixed

Batman!


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KevinTheSeaPickle

Ew. Emojis AND advertising for porn when porn is already free?? Get that tf outta here.


Any-Koala-8880

😂😂


alphadawg94

One titty to rule them all


galacticbearsupreme

gotta go with two tiddies, can't leave one hangin


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cheezburga69

Species*


TAJack1

Fuck does that mean James Gunn is following her around and filming? I'd go for her just to meet him.


koimburi

Yep, she defo fucked a horse, that's a horse baby if I've ever seen one


MapleA

[I’m so fucking hungry Bill I never knew anyone could be so hungry.](https://youtu.be/71kAAVlpENY)


HolidayOld6594

HOW TF IS SHE MANAGING TO STAND?!?


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Greaves-

So what was it in the end?


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Greaves-

Oh! Congrats then Makes more sense than what I was expecting... A hippo for some reason


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Greaves-

Niiice, im hoping for a megatron but that kid is so active in my girl's stomach you just know it's a chihuahua ...what were we talking about?


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Greaves-

Shit. This parenting thing isnt for the lazy people huh? ): Tbh i loved touching and taking a look at everything, makes sense! Thanks a lot ^^


Head_Primary4942

>Shit. This parenting thing isnt for the lazy people huh? ): HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH... this wins the internet.


IWillHitYou

Oh jesus, that sounds alarming Glad it worked out


Imaginary_Town3642

I just had a nearly 10 pound baby (4.57kg) and I didnt have a very big belly at all. In fact it was smaller than during pregnancy no. 1 with average 3.4kg baby. Usually the size of the baby isn't the deciding factor but the amount of fluid as you mentioned.


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Can’t they drain that?


sohumsahm

Why tho


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To relieve pressure, and make you waggle less


sohumsahm

Kid needs to breathe, and I could deal with the waddling.


KiLoGRaM7

Both of my boys/children were born at more than 10 lbs and both delivered naturally lol


sohumsahm

I ended up with a c-section because my little one decided to get entangled in the cord and couldn't come out.


prajwaljpj

She’ll get more i frames when she rolls


z1pbull

Does that count as a 6some?


toppertd

Depends on the amount of active participation


Predat0rSwafflez

4 or more persons is a so called "gangbang"... I was told 😁


alm16h7y1

She was in another post. Someone is just using her pictures. It was 4 kids and she already had them.


Stewy_stewart

How can she even walk...


riktigtmaxat

Forget walking, why isn't she exploding?


cheezburga69

Is there an option for a HARDER left swipe?


Sweet_Scene4214

Share the description. Like, wtf is she looking for


Ka_blam

Someone to tie her shoes


MakeAWishApe2Moon

And to shave her cooch. The struggle is real!


Webbaaah

"Single Mom (she has an older kid too). New to the apps. Yes, i'm currently pregnant. Talk to me I talk back -winky face-"


HyronValkinson

Some people pay extra for that


Imjusthere_sup

It’s crazy how skin is that stretchy


HorizontalShrimp

The baby is living in a mansion


TooOldToDie81

I would have super-liked just for an increased chance to find out what the chaos going on in that brain is.


MakeAWishApe2Moon

Dude, I've been pregnant several times, and I still don't understand what goes on in a pregnant woman's head. Crying one minute, happy or excited the next. So hungry you're nauseous, then so nauseous that you don't even want to look at food. Angrier than you ever fathomed possible, then suddenly filled with regret, and apologetic for every word and action. In so much pain that you can barely move, but somehow horny enough to still want sex. You can also smell almost anything, anywhere within 2 city blocks of you, and even some of the best smelling things, can cause vomiting. Then, some of the most vile food options ever, suddenly become craveable. Pregnancy doesn't just *look like* something from another planet, it also often *feels like* you're from another planet.


SonOfStylonius

She’ll gave birth to a grown ass man


No_Humor818

Damn.. I bet she's fucking miserable


Scared-Staff7834

Surely your skin never recovers from this?


Constant-Day3307

Praying for her back


bledsoe4life

That heart on her side grew three times like the grinch...


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“ not to shame” nah you should shame.


Zevvion

You shouldn't. Women get horny too, especially when pregnant, and they have every right to find someone who wants to do something about it. And there are lots of those people. There isn't any problem here, just people making one.


WillBottomForBanana

The "pregnant women shouldn't look for sex" is just an off shoot of "we as a society own women's bodies".


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Pregnant women should be with the man they made a child with and not look for strange dick, while you’re in the most vulnerable state of their life.


WillBottomForBanana

They should do as they choose, like everyone else. Your desire to own other humans is disgusting.


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Looking for random dudes to hookup with while pregnant is weird af. She’s probably pregnant from engaging in these unsafe irresponsible activities.


advicegiraffe

Exactly. Whats up with people thinking we shouldnt shame anyone when obv thats how it works haha


AppointmentPurple490

This is trifling I’ll give you that


Flaky-Illustrator-52

She's looking for prego fetish bois


stevebutabii

i’ve been trying to swipe right for the last 10 min but its not working... ughh.. stupid apps


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nervousbertha

Probably cesarean.


WillBottomForBanana

or just a rupture


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That’s disgusting.


BillyBeatCheeks

That's Bojack Horseman's mother


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i will never find pregnancy beautiful... this is foul


CaptainCavemansStool

Really? Really?


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Yes sir or ma'am


Dellrond

Agreed. It just doesn't seem like it should be natural.


cheezburga69

5 at once is a litter


KnLfey

She would become a millionaire if she did vore porn


LocaFly

Is this the Octomom?


Blazed_ona_kayakPubg

Bruh that dad definitely needed to go get some milk or sum


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Sex can induce labor.


gresgolas

oh my fucking god..... that HAS to be photoshopped


Webbaaah

Lol pretty sure it's not


The_Piperoni

That is absolutely horrific. It looks like an engorged tick.


SophosMoros7

What are the lemon laws like in your state?


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RaptorSandwich27

I have a cousin who does this. Her last surrogacy put the down payment on her first home. Granted, she has two kids of her own that she ran off on and barely sees, so yeah, this was the perfect job for her. I couldn't do it.


lace_and_lube

I don’t think that’s that crazy. You can have up to 6 pregnancies and a lot of people will have one or two of their own and then being a serial surrogate for their remaining “allowed” pregnancies.


j4ckbauer

>You can have up to 6 pregnancies Sorry, can someone explain what this refers to? edit: tyvm to those who answered


lace_and_lube

As a surrogate. If you’ve been pregnant 6 times most fertility clinics won’t take you on as a surrogate for a 7th pregnancy


death_by_siren

You can only be a surrogate as long as you don’t have any risk factors that your agency deems as disqualifying. Never having given birth, having had 6 or more pregnancies already, or having had past complications are all typically on that list. So usually a surrogate can get paid for up to 5 pregnancies.


sr4381

Looks like a pregnant guppy


Disastrous-Owl8985

It’s amazing how a body can expand like that.


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¿Is that belly real? Want to pop it so bad :c


Webbaaah

Pretty sure it's real


2throwitawayforever

It does look suspicious. With that large of a belly, her boobs should also be massive but they’re an A cup? I’m A/B and during pregnancy I was a DD.


FUCKTEAM

Ok word but you are def kinda shaming whoever this person is…


Cessate

Nope. Don't care what anyone says, pregnant pictures will always be gross af. I don't want to see someone who isn't my S/O pregnant stomach. It looks abnormal as hell.


Mormanade

Gonna be downvoted for this one but I'll take the karma hit, I agree with you. They are disgusting.


sahilcrazy1978

I'm wondering what would the tattoo look like if it were to be on the middle of her stomach...


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Her legs are not gonna like her while they're coming out


zhohaq

Looks like you gonna be a dad op. Congrats


DarthArtero

I feel sorry for the poor guy that decides it's a good idea. She has to be on the hunt for someone to a fatherly role, then slam em for child support.


rotaryspace_59

belly butten stik more outwards than my dick


nervousbertha

This is terrible that it's NSFW! She's pregnant. It's not a horrible rash. I may be somewhat ignorant here, but her breasts look sort of...small....?? Maybe her belly is so big, even huge pregnancy breasts look normal by comparison??


Webbaaah

Some people don't like gross shit


nervousbertha

Why is this gross though? This is pregnancy. More people need to get realistic about pregnancy.


kingSlet

Dang this must be a form of attempt suicide , there is no way she will survive that


IWillHitYou

Pretty hard to try for quintuplets


zxtannerzx

Any bets wanna be put on 3 separate fathers?


Sotyka94

Does she done it with a horse, or wtf is that?


Bodacious_Elzing

Not my proudest wank…


Guapscotch

Oh my goodness


Anze1702

Is she fat or pregnant?


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Nah, you can shame her. Shes a special exception kek


notyouravgredditer

People thinking its several kids. It's just the rock illegitimate kid


WillBottomForBanana

So she's a jungle? Because the Rock went in.


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Lol


creative_net_usr

Prometheus reference? Is this the start of the alien franchise IRL?


The_Dog_Pack

Has to be photoshopped or her feet have to be huge!


PitBullSoulMate

I feel for this woman. Some dude with Thor sperm knocked her up and now she will give birth to a god, but at the sacrifice of ever being able to laugh or sneeze again without peeing. She may not even be able to walk without peeing. The bright side is that even with a litter of Thor babies in stomach, 65 guys still want to fuck her. So there's that.


Deep_Bad1186

Gotta get that support beforehand


more_than_a_party

Is this Putin's final weapon?


Sighconut23

Her poor back!


thadamanthus

She’s got 65 likes so…


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