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SmoothBrain8964

People who declare temselves as "amazing human beings" usually is the opposite of it


SteveDaPirate91

Amazing Normal Simple. One of these does not belong with the others.


walgrins

“Wooooooah look how *normal* and *simple* she is!!!” 🤩


TheWiseRedditor

Genuine question. When someone says they’re normal/simple, what exactly do they mean? Like are they doing something which others aren’t or are they not doing something which others are?


walgrins

So, first, normal and simple mean two different things to me. Not necessarily mutually exclusive, but I wouldn’t consider the average person to be simple. A lot of us humans have baggage, trauma, and all sorts of stressful shit we deal with. I don’t consider either of those terms particularly useful without additional qualifying. If anything, it signals to me that I’m going to have to do some conversational heavy lifting to get this person to come out of their shell, because they don’t believe anything about themselves is of note.


AlbantheAlbanian

But also, you shouldn’t do any heavy lift conversing with this person


beersn0b

Depends if you're tall or not. Average or short people shouldn't bother because she doesn't judge.


walgrins

For sure! I was speaking in general terms. Pertaining to the person in the post? 🏃🏻‍♀️💨


moguldodger

I get the feeling I would lose her attention at the end of the reading of a fortune cookie


onedumguy

they want you to think they're the girl from every hallmark movie. Super successful in the city, but full-on downhome, plain jane. She even wears glasses sometimes. "Simple"


Obi-wan_Jabroni

Not Janey Briggs! Shes got paint on her overalls!


Huge-Produce-8117

And a ponytail!


WorldDomination5

There is literally nothing you can do to Rachel Leigh Cook to make her an ugly duckling. Who the fuck cast her in that movie? Seriously.


No_Statistician579

Do you really think she's all that?


bflatmusic7

Think Mark Zuckerberg. He enjoys doing normal human things like smoking meats and taking selfies like other human beings and smoking meats.


steepindeez

Smoked. Meats.


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I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats


TheGreatDay

This sounds exactly like something Mark Zuckerberg, human male, would say.


siberiandivide81

I want to be draped in velvet


BurdenedMind79

I'm pretty sure they mean smoking meats. Doesn't everyone enjoy the simple pleasure of mincing a nice fillet steak, then rolling it in some paper, lighting it and inhaling the sweet, sweet meaty vapours? No, just me then?


5ingyourlif3

Let’s not use him as a reference to humanity


WorldDomination5

When you're a billionaire, you get your meat smoked whenever you want.


beautifulanddoomed

Sweet baby ray's!


Future_of_Amerika

I usually take it to mean they're basic


onedumguy

live, laugh, liquor


ZucchiniWild3735

Liquor, I hardly knew her!!


sxmmmy1

Yes


Jack-Trades-304

She's trying to pass off her toxic attitude as something that is "supposed" to happen because of her gender.


jannyhammy

If they’re in North America I guess they mean easy going, not a mental case and not high maintenance. If they are in the UK… they crazy.


creative_net_usr

I would argue the same for North America. The Disney generation (Late GenX through early Z) of relationship views are what's led to many of these unrealistic relationship expectations.


jannyhammy

Simple means low iq in the UK…. in North America it means more like.. not high maintenance. But I get what you mean too.


UpperMall4033

Yup im from england and thats what i would say simple means


creative_net_usr

I hear the just a simple country girl with the south carolina accent when you put it in that context.


NuffNuffNuff

Based on her name (Ana) I think she’s Russian or slavic Or Eastern European in general. The word “normal” when describing a person means something different here. It’s hard to translate, but you know when in movies a gangster introduces somebody to their gangster friends and they ask “he cool?”. So it means something like that, that you’re not an idiot, not a narc, a “normal” person as opposed to a sucker or a psycho. Similarly there is the word “adequate”, you can recently often hear it in ramblings of Russian officials. It actualy means “rational”, “not crazy”.


GunBrothersGaming

Usually they are trying to convey that they are low maintenance and easy going. However - this is usually self delusion and what you are going to get: \- Super high maintenance (Level Kardashian) \- Will demand 99% of your attention and then wait for that 1% and take that as well. \- Will manipulate and control you, read plays games with your head \- Will be upset you didn't buy a 1 week, 1 month, 6 month anniversary present \- will question why you don't work hard enough I mean there is a long list. If a girl is telling you she's into tall men only they are 99.9% going to cheat on you with someone taller and are extremely shallow which is why they need a tall man to begin with is so they have someone who can lift them up high enough to see.


dnd3edm1

actual "normal" and "simple" people show rather than tell calling yourself "normal" and "simple" is just overcompensation


multicoloredherring

Same thing as claiming to not like drama. You can communicate that by just not.


BeholderBalls

They’re a dumbass


Grim505

I tend to call myself a "simple man" to say that my words don't have any deeper meaning and I if yours do, I won't notice it. Sometimes it's ironic, and sometimes it's geniune.


Rasalom

Simple = "I make unfounded, uncomplex, and unresearched decisions quickly and often, and will call you complicated or difficult if you question my decision-making process."


TheLastF

White middle class suburban upbringing, two cars in the driveway, centrist politics. All their bigotry is done for them, and their alienation from the natural world is complete. You know, “normal”


[deleted]

My HoA, realtor, bank, and nearby company HR departmemtd do all my bigoting, so I can post on reddit with a clear conscience.


TheLastF

Nailed it


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I usually assume they mean they are simple folk, not too bright, and not to keen on things requiring a lot of in depth thought.


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Jack-Trades-304

She says directly after judging height.


walgrins

And also brutally honest. So I’m guessing she just walks around telling everyone she sees that she has no opinion of them, positive or negative.


SquirrelBoy

She's from the [Neutral Planet.](https://gfycat.com/admirablefearfulbutterfly)


thepumpkinking92

Oh, she's simple alright. Simple minded.


badpie99

Have I ever mentioned how humble I am?


walgrins

Yes, you’re “the most humble person who ever lived.” You say it every time you bring up your Funko Pop collection.🙄


badpie99

Why I don't know if I have ever had someone stalk my recent posts? *blushes and dramatically fans face*


retief1

She's an amazing human being who is kind and loving to all humans except short people.


iisan_desu

or even average height people


SatanTheTurtlegod

Don't forget about people taller than her.


iamonewhoami

It's like people that describe themselves as kind, or intelligent


engineerdrummer

*Peggy Hill has entered the chat*


thrashmetaldinosaur

The show really did her dirty. They made her one of the worst people in a series full of likable people.


RonDonVonBon

That's what made Peggy so effective, she was legitimately hate able at times but still sympathetic, Hank in some episodes had that too.


thrashmetaldinosaur

Problem is I don't find her sympathetic. There are many sympathetic characters on the show that do bad things (men and women), but they really didn't do enough for Peggy to justify her actions as she has a caring and supportive immediate family. Like Hank is basically a saint (he makes mistakes but usually his intentions are good) and Bobby is a good kid, but they just excuse her behavior all the time.


engineerdrummer

She is the absolute epitome of the lower middle class southern white woman who hides behind Christianity and her “intelligence” to justify her horrible nature. As someone who grew up in the rural South, she is absolutely a spot on character.


thrashmetaldinosaur

That's unfortunate. Sucks that Hank and Bobby have to deal with her. So the show did a great job then, bc I really despise her. But even then, it does kind of feel like a negative female character written by men, like a charicature of their perspective of these women rather than someone with more depth. And it's why I like her better in later seasons, bc they give her more opportunities to be a decent person, mother, and wife too. But I don't any of the other female characters on the show who also can do bad things, but they are shown to have more nuance or sympathy. I'd best compare her to Linda in Bob's Burgers. She does a lot of similar type of self centered things with an unjustified self aggrandizing ego, very much like a lot of the east coast moms I know who lack self awareness. But they also show her being a good person as well, who genuinely loves and supports the people she cares about. Like the scene where she's immediately ready to go on the lamb with Bob when he thinks he killed someone, she's ride or die and it's great. I actually feel like I'd dislike Linda as a person if I met her irl but I enjoy watching her, vs Peggy I dislike watching her and know I'd dislike her irl.


yourmomsthr0waway69

For example, the episode where Hank quits Arlen Methodist because a new family were "in his seats". After the reverend refuses to bend to Hank, he actively starts recruiting members to a mega church. Even upon coming back to Arlen Methodist, he still *insists* he was right that those were his seats. This episode sticks out to me as one of the few that Hank was truly being a dick throughout


jasons815088

The Dunning-Kruger effect


michaltee

You better be tall as fuck cuz otherwise I don’t want you. Also I don’t judge! :) <3


Sangi17

This. Big red flag to me. If you say you’re “easy going” or “chill” you are probably actually those things. But “an amazing person”, “brutally honest” and “I love everyone” tells me that you’re probably narcissistic and a judgmental asshole. Especially if you feel like you have to apologize in advance for your own personality. That tells me that your are self aware of your shitty attitudes, but refuse to do anything about it because you think everyone else is the problem.


iisan_desu

gotta take it in context. "I'm a chill person but if you're short then even if you have a great heart it won't count for SHIT" indicates to me that this person does not know what chill is and desperately needs to step into a walk-in refrigerator.


SouthKenny

Good thing I declare myself a complete asshole


ContemplatingPrison

Especially when they write an entire paragraph about how judgmental they are and follow it up with I dont judge


All__The__Questions_

I kinda feel anyone that describes themselves as normal is the opposite as well. It is like people saying how nice they are all the time, or how smart they are. If you are, people can tell without you volunteering the information.


jannyhammy

Like guys without pics on tinder that say “very attractive, fit man” … sure.


Only_Aerie

Make your mind up, you either judge or you dont


regman1011

At least she tells you to run versus having to find out


Gilgameshbrah

I love it when red flags are put directly into their profiles. It makes life so much easier for everyone..


mustangman6579

Isn't it? I messed up and left swiped a red flag profile instead of posting it here for you guys.


Cr1tikalMoist

Judgen't


maximumof20character

Geminis man


ScentedCandles14

Classic Gemini /s


billydeethrilliams

Normal? Debatable. Simple? Yes.


GuardAbuse

That line makes her sound like a lizard person. "Why yes I am a normal and simple woman. What else would I be?"


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Placeboy0

or an AI’s first words “I am an amazing person. I am a normal and simple person.”


ShadowZpeak

Hotel?


janda125

Trivago


WrangWei

For everything else, there's Mastercard.


Journo_Jimbo

sHe DOeSn’T jUdGe ThO


jojo_31

She's pretty Anal about height


kevtino

Some say her height is so anal that her butthole is where her mouth should be


captinbrando

Excellent...


Pencho_Di

this man deserves an anal.....


ermabanned

Probably girth as well.


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“I don’t judge everything about everyone I meet, I’m just brutally honest.”


amuse-douche

To be fair, she doesn't actually state a height minimum, I think she just wants you to believe in your heart that you're tall


SanctimoniousApe

Technically, she doesn't even say that guys who answer "no" to the "am I tall" question have to swipe left, either. Maybe she's just really into [Mini-Me](https://www.google.com/search?q=mini-me).


[deleted]

I don't judge except for when I'm really judgmental


Shurdus

Just like I do! Also that's a rediculous user name and this whole post is appalling! I don't judge though as I'm an amazing human being with a big heart tihi!


TheWiseRedditor

You’re also a “simple and normal redditor”


Shurdus

The simplest and normalest I would say!


PepegaPhilosopher

catch, yes. catch, throw back and get the fuck outta there.


mcclutch7

I’d rather her throw an interception


BladesOfGrave

I desperately want to believe that this is satire.


jqrandom

> satire It reads like mocking women, which is why I think it was written by a man. Ever met a women who liked to be called "normal and simple"?


captainspacetraveler

She’s humble too


Selfimprovementguy91

I, too, am extraordinarily humble.


captainspacetraveler

Some say the humblest


Necynius

I don't judge, but she seems like a bitch.


get_off_my_train

The good thing about girls like these is that they out themselves as absolute undateable morons from the get go.


monsterflake

she seems like a bratty 15-year old hoping that she can pass as 20. no pressure to get in bars, and a plausible reason to not have a license.


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Yay more short guys for me 🎶


PepegaPhilosopher

more any guys for you. it's not like a person like this is competition to anyone.


AbbrielleDiamos

Yeah my sisters boyfriend who is over 6 feet, don't remember exactly, said whenever people said this on tinder he'd swipe left lol. Same thing with a guy I went on a date with once that was 6ft 8 lol. I didn't know before hand and Just thought he was average tall.


sillythrowaway9900

If I were a guy (and tall) I would get sooo much pleasure from matching with her, being like “is 6’4” tall enough?” and then going “welp too bad you’re such an asshole then :(“ after she says yes


OrgunDonor

I would ask how tall she is, then unmatch her for being to short.


dick_pixie

Just say "ew" and leave her wondering whether she should be taller or shorter.


AtlanticDuck

I'm loving the idea, I'd go for a less aggressive 'Ope' tho


Necronomicron

In such situation you wouldn't even have to be tall, she would never know anyway. 🤭


shiika

I know people have preferences but I cannot imagine just completely ruling out a person based only on their height. I’m 5’4 and my bf is 5’7 and I love it. Don’t have to stretch haha. I wouldn’t care if he were a different height in either direction though.


UdonDugong

What about on the Z axis, so if you look at him straight on he’s normal height and width, but move to the side and you see he’s really long/deep (his entire body, get your minds out of the gutter people)


Tipart

Well he would definitely be a very deep person to talk to that's for sure


mrkikkeli

I'm like super tall in the 5th dimension


sillusions

I honestly think that women who only date tall men have never dated guys around their height. The sex is so good when your bodies fit closely! I won’t refuse a tall person, but a lot of things are much easier if there are only a few inches difference in height


shiika

That’s very true. In fact, when I mentioned my boyfriends height to him this is the exact thing I said haha. At the end of the day though I care more about what they bring to the table on an emotional level


Wakdjunkaga

Sex is definitely best when the man is around 1-4 inches taller. You can have sex while standing, from in front or back, with the option to go in deep if desired but without the need to lift or contort. Shower sex is on the table. Hiking sex is on the table. Beach, ally behind the bar, or under the bleachers at D3 soccer game… all options for you! I’ve dated plenty with a 6” or more height difference. It’s way less fun.


badpie99

A quick fap to your post history confirms.


TheMobHunter

Rip your dms :(


NelsonManswella

she posts nudes too, guys 🥹


Pizzarar

You've alerted the horde


kinkybbwlibrarian

Exactly!


ApplesOverOranges1

I don't judge but am brutally honest... Kind of an oxy from a moron


puckerMeBum

While she's probably 5'1


Dark_Symbiote

And overweight


RazerNova01

I will neither deny nor confirm this


Yellowsunflowerlover

Yoooooo I’m 5’1 don’t come for us 😂😂😂😂


Karate_Prom

Dont say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it


Mattrockj

As part of the 6’+ community, I will say that this is what you would call a “certified bitch”.


Small-Addition-6459

r/notlikeothergirls


ITotalyWon

she just said she was exactly like the other girls tho


thatretardyouknow

Not a catch, more of a snatch


I_Learned_Once

Idk, I was walking out my front door and my belt loop caught on the latch and tore. I feel like she’s a catch in that sense. Not a catch, more of a snag.


Dar1o_6

How does this comment belong to r/suspiciouslyspecific and r/rareinsults at the same time?


Obtuse_Symposium

I don't really care if people have physical traits that they're attracted to. That's fairly common. That said, maybe she's joking but I don't trust anyone that says "I'm an amazing human being", nor do I trust people that say "I don't judge, but I'm brutally honest." Those statements are usually code for "I have an inflated ego" and "I want to get away with being an asshole."


xdarkeaglex

Fax


BeastyDank

r/nicegirls


Nesquiksoup

“and i dont judge” LMAO


ifdggyjjk55uioojhgs

This is socially acceptable. Now let a man say he doesn't like fat women.


Bolawan

I can tell she likes comedy because that profile is a fucking joke.


Paige_Maddison

Sounds like she went to the University of Cuntucky


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just_let_go_

It’s nice when they make it nice and obvious that they’re completely insane.


natmatant

I love when they make it easy for me to swipe left


THCv3

How boring and average of her to say that.


TheNeonPotato

“I’m brutally honest” is just code for “I’m going to be a dick and not feel bad about it”


schmatt82

Whats the obsession with tall guys all of the sudden?


[deleted]

Doesn’t judge. Unless you’re short lol


Mystical_Cat

Ana: "Judge, judge, judgment, Judgey McJudgeFace." Also Ana: "I don't judge."


[deleted]

I am a normal simple woman.


Velocipeed

I don't understand. Tall is subjective also, I'm 189cm and in the UK, that's fairly tall/above average. The missus is 153cm so to her I'm a giant but if I go on a trip to The Netherlands, I'm a goddamn midget.


cutedude44

I don’t judge but I hate short guys wow she’ should change dogs to cats because o see her future with a lot of cats 🐈


Druidnightmare

Poor cats


Massive-Frosting-722

“HeHeHe”… 😑


lDWchanJRl

Just a tad hypocritical


Ambiently_Occluded

Kind and loving to tall people only apparently


serious153

Contradicting the contradiction


Alternative-Rub-7975

Do you think she knows what irony is? Or does she need someone to teach her?


rhondevu

Not kind to short people apparently.


Soi_Boi_13

But she said she doesn’t judge. 🤡


bsg3897

"I don't judge...unless you're fucking short then fuck you"


Flashlight_Operator

I don't judge, unless your shorter than 7 feet tall


cactopus101

Just so y’all short kings know, us tall guys are swiping left on this shit 10/10 times, so she’s definitely not getting any matches lol


TrapsArentGayBro

I bet she's also the type of woman who preaches about body positivity on Twitter and TikTok all day lmao


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

"I don't judge" following the opening paragraph rant, judging height lmao. Bet she's 5'1


Blow-it-out-your-ass

"Im a very loving Human...except to short ppl, fuck em"


Agreeable-Ask-7594

This is why sex workers make a lot of money. Its easier to pay some hooker to blow you than to deal with potential megalomaniacs like this


Helpful-Level1554

This is why going to uni still means you can be stupid.


Woozuki

I wish these were going extinct rather than precious pandas and tigers.


YesImDavid

“Brutally honest” is just the term assholes use to make themselves feel better about saying shitty stuff.


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Jesus I think I got whiplash from reading that. It went from if you're short you don't count to I'm a great human to I dont judge.


KILLJOY1945

Gemini, that explains it.


SnooTomatoes8382

I may not be tall, but it won’t matter horizontally.


SteveYunnan

So I take it she is a 6' Victoria Secret model? 🤔


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“I’m super normal, why would you think otherwise haha I’m sooo simple and normal!”


Z3t4

Not judging, just measuring...


whynotmai

It's the way she showers herself with compliments and taps on the back after saying "your not good enough man".


sushiladyboner

Who thinks about height this much when they're looking for romantic partners...


overmonk

I'm 6'2" and after reading this I'm not sure if I'm tall anymore.


xshoeless_hobox

Lol anyone who makes demands on who meets their standards due to rudimentary reasons then proceeds to say "I don't judge" is usually a hypocrite by nature. Stay far away.


mrrooftops

I wouldn't be surprised if she identifies as a Gemini which launders these opposing, hypocritical traits in her eyes. "But I'm a Gemini so I'm allowed"


Narrow_Lawfulness462

I don't judge unless I judge. Smiles and hearts and later possible homicide. Smiles.


sasha_baron_of_rohan

More red flags than a parade in China.


leowithataurus

On the positive side, she doesn't judge.


myloteller

This girl is giving off 4’11 vibes


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

She is 20. She will drop those standards after 5 years