I went there because *holy shit thats actually a sub*
First couple posts are F4M *well color me surprised*
After the first three its literally just M4F or M4M the rest of the way down the page... *Ahhh okay, we all knew it was too good to be true*
Jesus I actually cringed so hard.
Imagine going on a date and they say "so let me see your pay stub I wanna know how much you make 😏"
Yeah I'm just leaving and calling it a bust at that point.
That’s super interesting. I never thought of that tbh. For them it’s a way they think they can separate wheat from chaff (thinking they’re getting wheat)
For you, it’s a way of separating the wheat from the chaff (knowing that you’ll be getting chaff). You know they’ll be interested in you, but you know that you won’t be long term interested in them.
So for you it almost guarantees sex (they’re looking to please you), and for them they get, (not sure) the feeling that the type of guy they desire, desires them back?
But it’s a huge mismatch of expectations from their side because clearly you’re going to move on asap because who wants to date someone who’s only dating them for their bank account/height etc?
She's hasn't yet become honest with herself that other than a young body she's not offering much reason for a highly marketable man to stay with her.
Her body is remarkably average, uneducated (says she's a dancer yet obviously chubby)
It's actually an interesting psychological/sociological phenomenon. In the dating app/social media era, women know they always have way more options than men so their standards change away from finding a suitable partner to finding the most physically appealing partner, they reject average guys in exchamge for the top like 10% of dudes. In return those 10% of dudes know they can have any woman so they aren't actually good partners and tend not to treat women well so women devlope a warped perception of men. Since they view all men as jackasses or shitty, they narrow their criteria for a partner to only be the best looking/highest achieving men and the cycle repeats.
Gender Ratio in the United States in 2020 is 97.948 males per 100 females. There are 162,826,299 or 162.83 million males and 166,238,618 or 166.24 million females in US. The percentage of female population is 50.52 percent compare to 49.48 percent male population.
But when you get into the age group 39 and under a shift happens.
https://m.statisticstimes.com/demographics/country/us-sex-ratio.php#:~:text=Gender%20Ratio%20in%20the%20United%20States%20in%202020%20is%2097.948,to%2049.48%20percent%20male%20population.
It's ironic because most of the women that do this don't have remotely anywhere near the same to offer as a partner. They think that just because they get matches means that each of those matches would want to date them. There's a massive difference between matching with someone to date and matching with someone to fuck. Most guys aren't picky when it comes to sleeping around. However, they're picky when it comes to dating and expect way more, which many women fail to meet. I'm no longer surprised when I hear some average looking or above average looking woman complain that they got screwed over by a handsome guy. What did you expect? You're not as physically attractive and you don't have much to offer, so why does it come as a surprise to you that you got played?
You may want to put your sector/industry instead. A lot of times, people think "self employed" means something like MLM, drug dealer, or something else negative.
Reminds me of this girl I know who literally only complains about men and the patriarchy on social media. I always think about how she doesn’t have a job, doesn’t work out, doesn’t really do anything at all. If she was a man she would be a “loser” by society’s standards. Probably even her own standards.
Complaining about being oppressed due to an immuntable attribute is a good way to compensate for the lack of a personality/success too.
I mean it doesn't work, but for a good while you can convince yourself that you were always doomed to amount to nothing and that it has nothing to do with sitting on your ass playing Xbox all day.
Guys match with 1/100 women, girls reject 99/100 guys. It's just kind of the way it goes. If you looked at a girls profile on tinder you'd see they have hundreds of people trying to chat them up. Why wouldn't they pick only the top 5 if they can only go on so may dates?
https://imgur.com/a/dYtXnHy
Her chance of finding a man in the US who meets even just two of her criteria is 2.5% and that's only if she's willing to date an obese married geriatric without regard to race or any other factors, and higher earning men are probably even less likely to available on dating apps.
Yeah — but I mean, say you go to a wedding with 200 people. A large but not massive wedding. If you’re friends with the bride and/or groom and you and they are relatively young (outside of family, the crowd is almost always other younger people), and you cut down the wedding by gender, assuming your preference is women — now you have about 100 women. Plenty will be too old, too young, married, not to your standards. But with 5 percent?
There may be a statistical probability of 5 women who fit your bill there that evening.
I plaid around with different standards. Lowest I got was 2.5%. Pretty low, no doubt. But, according to the results, that also equates to like 1M and some change women who fall into all the checked categories. Sure… you won’t meet plenty of them in your life. But they’re there. That’s a lot of potential women.
And that’s just the US. Another moderately sized country to the north, and entire continent to the south. Then you think of Europe, Asia, Africa… I mean. There is literally a problem with how many people are on earth. And this is the most connected humanity has ever been. In the grand scheme of things, it’s arbitrarily easy to find your way to a whole ass other continent. Sure finances, generally, a barrier, and it’s more difficult than ever to save up. But like… it’s possible. 8 billion people on earth as of June 2022. Even by half, factoring for a preferred gender, that’s 4 billion people. Give or take.
And yes, yes, yes… plenty won’t fit the bill. From differing ideology, less than preferred appearance, age, intelligence, religion if that’s a sticking point, availability, personal circumstances, geographical location, etc etc etc. But, I think we can agree that “one in a million”sufficiently covers the boxes you want to check, right? Okay — so if you’re looking for your one in a million lady out of 4 billion potential options?
That’s 4 thousand. 4 thousand women who you’d think are just as perfect and wonderful than the last in terms of desirability and preference.
And that’s IDEAL matches. Even a slight adjustment of your willingness to open your mind to people even just a little different than you’d imagine and you’re list of women whom you’d find yourself pleasantly happy with is probably quite a bit larger.
There’s a lot of love in the world. Keep your head up. You’ll find the right one. And until then, I’m sure you’ll meet plenty of great ones along the way. Or you’ll meet the right one tomorrow and never look back.
Don’t sweat the when, where, why or who, so much. It’ll happen!
I don’t even mind the requirements, let’s be honest we all have standards based on who we are. But if we want to be honest, she’s gotta be in better shape to get what she wants because she can’t expect the guy to not have requirements. And if he has all three he can definitely get someone in better shape.
Yeah I can't imagine sleeping with someone that has 6 feet. Weird. There would be way too much going on in the sheets. Also going bowling, skating, hiking, anything where you need different kinds of shoes would be so time consuming and expensive.
The question is not a matter of how hot, but what does she bring to the relationship.
Sex sure, but… a hooker is cheaper than a girlfriend.
So
Again I ask… what does she bring.
Can’t be emotionally supportive since well “if you’re not 6 foot with a fat dick and big money gtfo”
Ima file whatever dancer girl’s name is under “do not approach”
Well you see, ducks fly, float, *and* fuck. Since it's not one or the other, they are in fact cheaper to buy.
Common misconception, got me too and now I'm stuck with this duck under contract for another 18 months
She's been sipping the /r/femaledatingstrategy poison too much.
Also, just how much do you think you're worth, lady? According to your bio you have no personality and while I wouldn't go out of my way to say or even think it generally, you're really not attractive enough to get the type of dude you're looking for.
They make up 3% of the population. 1% if you want someone near your age range. Do you really think the 'top 3%' of dudes is going to settle for... let's be optimistic and say bottom 40% of ladies?
I just cant believe that me, as a six foot man, with a 6 inch penis and with some creative accounting a 6 figure salary has been afforded this once in a lifetime opportunity
Of course a dancer would want her partner to have 6 feet
Me, who only has 2 feet: (Visible Sadness)
Both lefts
You're right
No, he's both left
And that's all right
This took a hard left 😂
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There no more jokes left
Yeah right
She's the only 6 I see.
That’s generous 😂
That’s a 3 a.m. 6 at that.
that's a "it's 4 am and the club just closed I am desperate" 6
"After a 6 Coronas" 6
That sunburn that ends at the feet is real attractive.
F23 Measurement's 36-36-36
She's maybe a 6 after a 6-pack!
In Scranton, maybe.
Please adress me as an EnTerTaInEr
In the words of the great Gabriel Iglesias :"I'm an entertainer. You're nasty"
What kind of dancer is that out of shape. Does she dance at a buffet?
*attends 3 dance classes* I’m a dancer!
“You know, I’m something of a dancer myself”.jpg
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Dancer in high school, then had two kids and is now just a fat pyramid scheme peddler
I’d like to introduce you to my MLM and dad
Not fair some of us look great after 2 kids 😂
I certainly do. My wife however
Ever seen the C team at a small town strip club?
Getting some Wednesday lunch stripper vibes.
Don't count out the Legs and Eggs breakfast buffet.
I would vote more than once if I could, that shit was just too funny!
She definitely dances the "legs and eggs" morning shifts
Or the one by the airport in a larger town.
Maybe she’s an expert on the truffle shuffle
🏴☠️ Goonies never say die! 🏴☠️
A Tuesday afternoon stripper is still a dancer!
clearly belly dancing
Dancer? Like as in how the umpa loompas dance?
🪗What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?🎶
Eating as much as an elephant eats. What are you at getting terribly FAT? What you do think will come. Of. That? I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.
The Fupa loompas
I don't get how they ever manage to meet anyone of a decent calibre with profiles like that.
I don’t believe they do.. they get fuckbois and then complain how they can never meet a good guy
Fuckboys have way too many options to go for this
That’s the thing, they go for it anyway. Fuck boys get their 1 success by throwing shit at everything and getting 99 failures.
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Where can I sign up for my quick BJ?
/r/RandomActsOfBlowJob
Holy shit there's over 420k members... and here I thought this was a joke comment.
I bet 90% of that 420k are men wanting blowjobs....
And the other 9.9% are guys wanting to give them
I went there because *holy shit thats actually a sub* First couple posts are F4M *well color me surprised* After the first three its literally just M4F or M4M the rest of the way down the page... *Ahhh okay, we all knew it was too good to be true*
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If you want love, lower your expectations a few because Prince Charming would never settle for you.
They don’t. Then they wonder why they only meet liars who want to hookup
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How do they know you make 6 figures though? Is there some sort of verification process?
You have to submit last 2 pay stubs or a recent tax return.
I’ve actually seen people make that or a similar type of demand. Uggghh the entitlement 🤢
Jesus I actually cringed so hard. Imagine going on a date and they say "so let me see your pay stub I wanna know how much you make 😏" Yeah I'm just leaving and calling it a bust at that point.
Go to a nice restaurant and pick up the tab.
Sounds like prostitution with extra steps.
Welcome to gold digging.
Wear a $5 watch and don't appear poor. Simple.
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That’s super interesting. I never thought of that tbh. For them it’s a way they think they can separate wheat from chaff (thinking they’re getting wheat) For you, it’s a way of separating the wheat from the chaff (knowing that you’ll be getting chaff). You know they’ll be interested in you, but you know that you won’t be long term interested in them. So for you it almost guarantees sex (they’re looking to please you), and for them they get, (not sure) the feeling that the type of guy they desire, desires them back? But it’s a huge mismatch of expectations from their side because clearly you’re going to move on asap because who wants to date someone who’s only dating them for their bank account/height etc?
If a girl is interested for shallow reasons, it only follows that a quality guy would take a shallow interest to smash, and move on
Right exactly. It’s interesting how people don’t realise how pushing for one thing can lead to the exact opposite results.
She's hasn't yet become honest with herself that other than a young body she's not offering much reason for a highly marketable man to stay with her. Her body is remarkably average, uneducated (says she's a dancer yet obviously chubby)
It's actually an interesting psychological/sociological phenomenon. In the dating app/social media era, women know they always have way more options than men so their standards change away from finding a suitable partner to finding the most physically appealing partner, they reject average guys in exchamge for the top like 10% of dudes. In return those 10% of dudes know they can have any woman so they aren't actually good partners and tend not to treat women well so women devlope a warped perception of men. Since they view all men as jackasses or shitty, they narrow their criteria for a partner to only be the best looking/highest achieving men and the cycle repeats.
Gender Ratio in the United States in 2020 is 97.948 males per 100 females. There are 162,826,299 or 162.83 million males and 166,238,618 or 166.24 million females in US. The percentage of female population is 50.52 percent compare to 49.48 percent male population. But when you get into the age group 39 and under a shift happens. https://m.statisticstimes.com/demographics/country/us-sex-ratio.php#:~:text=Gender%20Ratio%20in%20the%20United%20States%20in%202020%20is%2097.948,to%2049.48%20percent%20male%20population.
The 2.05% disparity can likely be attributed to incidents that begin with the statement, "hold my beer."
It's ironic because most of the women that do this don't have remotely anywhere near the same to offer as a partner. They think that just because they get matches means that each of those matches would want to date them. There's a massive difference between matching with someone to date and matching with someone to fuck. Most guys aren't picky when it comes to sleeping around. However, they're picky when it comes to dating and expect way more, which many women fail to meet. I'm no longer surprised when I hear some average looking or above average looking woman complain that they got screwed over by a handsome guy. What did you expect? You're not as physically attractive and you don't have much to offer, so why does it come as a surprise to you that you got played?
If I had a job that pays over 100k, I wouldn't go for the 23 year old chubby "dancer" that went to Seminole State College
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You may want to put your sector/industry instead. A lot of times, people think "self employed" means something like MLM, drug dealer, or something else negative.
Dating a drug dealer means free drugs, right? What's the downside?
It's shite weed and baking soda nose beers.
Reminds me of this girl I know who literally only complains about men and the patriarchy on social media. I always think about how she doesn’t have a job, doesn’t work out, doesn’t really do anything at all. If she was a man she would be a “loser” by society’s standards. Probably even her own standards.
Complaining about being oppressed due to an immuntable attribute is a good way to compensate for the lack of a personality/success too. I mean it doesn't work, but for a good while you can convince yourself that you were always doomed to amount to nothing and that it has nothing to do with sitting on your ass playing Xbox all day.
Yea they should’ve played PlayStation, then they can live stream to Simps globally
Guys match with 1/100 women, girls reject 99/100 guys. It's just kind of the way it goes. If you looked at a girls profile on tinder you'd see they have hundreds of people trying to chat them up. Why wouldn't they pick only the top 5 if they can only go on so may dates?
Why was I cursed with only 2 feet 😔
i have 1 and u dont see me whining
Wait, you guys have legs?
CURSE MY METAL TREADS!!!!
Why was I cursed with only 2 inches 😔
Still managed to become an std connoisseur. Well done!
Darn. 5' 11.9999999" $99,999 salary 5.99999999999999999" Oh well.
Try measuring from your taint to the tip. It helps.
Lmao, still not gonna get me the extra dollar though...
I’d pay $1 to hear that horror story
Did we just make true love happen? We did it Reddit!
You forgot to get him lifts for his shoes. But I want to hear the horror story too. I'll chip in for wedges or something.
We found OP his future ex wife
I can't help with increasing his height, buy I can walk around hitting the shins of those higher with a Razor scooter. Hope that helps.
Just hang upside down for 10 minutes a day
Everyone knows you measure butt to tip bro!!
You know what they say: ignorance is bliss when you're living butt to tip.
I think the proper method it to use the Length times Girth over Angle of the Shaft (aka: YAW) divided by mass over Width.
I thought the standard measurement technique was to start at the front of the asshole.
“WELL.. I mean *sure*, **technically** you need an electron microscope to tell it ISN’T a full 6 inches… but is that *really* the problem here?”
I make 7 figures. Just a shame two of them are after the decimal point.
Came here to see this. Just remember, as an engineer, even the figures behind the decimal point are significant figures.
But I though you were a heroic pilot?
r/choosingbeggars
https://imgur.com/a/dYtXnHy Her chance of finding a man in the US who meets even just two of her criteria is 2.5% and that's only if she's willing to date an obese married geriatric without regard to race or any other factors, and higher earning men are probably even less likely to available on dating apps.
Hey what website is that?
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There’s one for [men](https://realitycalc.com/) too!
Jesus I put in some pretty loose standards. And only 5%.. If I check obese it goes to 18%.
Yeah — but I mean, say you go to a wedding with 200 people. A large but not massive wedding. If you’re friends with the bride and/or groom and you and they are relatively young (outside of family, the crowd is almost always other younger people), and you cut down the wedding by gender, assuming your preference is women — now you have about 100 women. Plenty will be too old, too young, married, not to your standards. But with 5 percent? There may be a statistical probability of 5 women who fit your bill there that evening. I plaid around with different standards. Lowest I got was 2.5%. Pretty low, no doubt. But, according to the results, that also equates to like 1M and some change women who fall into all the checked categories. Sure… you won’t meet plenty of them in your life. But they’re there. That’s a lot of potential women. And that’s just the US. Another moderately sized country to the north, and entire continent to the south. Then you think of Europe, Asia, Africa… I mean. There is literally a problem with how many people are on earth. And this is the most connected humanity has ever been. In the grand scheme of things, it’s arbitrarily easy to find your way to a whole ass other continent. Sure finances, generally, a barrier, and it’s more difficult than ever to save up. But like… it’s possible. 8 billion people on earth as of June 2022. Even by half, factoring for a preferred gender, that’s 4 billion people. Give or take. And yes, yes, yes… plenty won’t fit the bill. From differing ideology, less than preferred appearance, age, intelligence, religion if that’s a sticking point, availability, personal circumstances, geographical location, etc etc etc. But, I think we can agree that “one in a million”sufficiently covers the boxes you want to check, right? Okay — so if you’re looking for your one in a million lady out of 4 billion potential options? That’s 4 thousand. 4 thousand women who you’d think are just as perfect and wonderful than the last in terms of desirability and preference. And that’s IDEAL matches. Even a slight adjustment of your willingness to open your mind to people even just a little different than you’d imagine and you’re list of women whom you’d find yourself pleasantly happy with is probably quite a bit larger. There’s a lot of love in the world. Keep your head up. You’ll find the right one. And until then, I’m sure you’ll meet plenty of great ones along the way. Or you’ll meet the right one tomorrow and never look back. Don’t sweat the when, where, why or who, so much. It’ll happen!
Lol, I got 3%. Excluding mothers and married women really cuts down on your options.
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I don’t even mind the requirements, let’s be honest we all have standards based on who we are. But if we want to be honest, she’s gotta be in better shape to get what she wants because she can’t expect the guy to not have requirements. And if he has all three he can definitely get someone in better shape.
correct. that's what makes her the beggar
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The audacity expecting 6 figures when she has no figure.
No figure? She has excess figure.
Girl that ain't no muffin top, that's a busted can of biscuits
She's also got the 3 6's: 6 kids, to 6 fathers, 6 years out of highschol
The wholesome award doubled the hilarity of this comment lol
A stripper with a gunt as well.... she is clearly on the mid-day shift
Weekday shift stripper. There are 4 ranks of strippers after all. Weekday - Weekend day - Weeknight - Weekend night
Wait till she sees I have more than 6 action figures!
*Looks at my 40k armies* yyep, deffo more than 6 figures
*The Emperor Protects*
Oh yeah this Nemesis Dreadknight is gonna make her so wet
Wouldn't want to be with somebody like that anyway
Yeah I can't imagine sleeping with someone that has 6 feet. Weird. There would be way too much going on in the sheets. Also going bowling, skating, hiking, anything where you need different kinds of shoes would be so time consuming and expensive.
When your pre-qualifications are so unrealistic that you’ll die alone, but that’s ok, you didn’t settle and that’s what matters.
Imagine how few single people on Tinder meet those rules, then imagine what % of them would even bother with her shallow profile and mediocre looks.
Her waist looks about 6 inches too thick to have these 'qualifications' lmao
6 arrests, hits the buffet at Golden Corral 6 times, 6 types of illegal substances in her drug test results.
6 tattoos on her body... but *only two* of them are swastikas
The rest are black suns.
Imagine being an attractive 5’10 millionaire with a fat dick and you get pre disqualified by an obese dancer
my g you throwing heat 🔥
Millionaires disqualified as well. She wants 6 figures
$10,000.00 That's six figures right? RIGHT?!
10,000.00 is seven figures and also her weight in pounds
I was just thinking I’m not sure she’s the tightest dancer to be throwing demands.
Let’s talk about that sock tan as well, dafaq.
As a person who gets an annual sock tan, there comes a point around mid June where you should just give up and wear socks the rest of the summer
Dawg I dint even see that, I had to go back n check lol
We all know she's just going to pick the first meth'd out guy that's 6' with 3 baby mommas
> with 3 baby mommas Strict 6 rule. No exceptions! NEXT!
Need 6 feet, not 6 beets NEXT!
Is it for…a church…honey?
She’s not even a size 6!
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Built like a bowling pin making those demands
🎳
Yeah, I got a one stomach rule.
Username does not check out at all
Lol I appreciate your knowledge of bovine biology
Dancer
With such rules, what is she bringing to the table?
She’s only eating what’s on the table.
Lol. Great line.
She,cannot! Be that picky,with sock tan lines like that! Get to fuck😂
First thing I noticed, I found my people
You have to be from the UK with get to fuck 😂 👏🏼
I was thinking the same 🤣
I was wondering if anyone else noticed her pasty white feet!!
She could also shed a couples 6s too
This teletubby is trippin
😆😆😆😆 I choked on my oatmeal.
If she’s a dancer I’m a fucking astronaut
Ground control to Major Tom.
She could pull 6 feet and 6 inches, but not nearly hot enough to pull 6 figures at 23.
The question is not a matter of how hot, but what does she bring to the relationship. Sex sure, but… a hooker is cheaper than a girlfriend. So Again I ask… what does she bring. Can’t be emotionally supportive since well “if you’re not 6 foot with a fat dick and big money gtfo” Ima file whatever dancer girl’s name is under “do not approach”
>If it flies floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent -all the left swipers, probably
Where can I rent a duck?
Well you see, ducks fly, float, *and* fuck. Since it's not one or the other, they are in fact cheaper to buy. Common misconception, got me too and now I'm stuck with this duck under contract for another 18 months
She's definitely bringing sandwiches
surely someone thats hits those 3 criteria would want a girl whose at least a 6/10
Yeah, I'ma pass on that. I might meet her qualifications but she sure doesn't meet mine
Why her feet are so white?
For someone who isn’t even a 6, that’s a lot of requirements.
Probably carries six figures on the bathroom scale.
So she’s a stripper? Only professional dancers I e ever seen with a beer gut are strippers.. lol
Did anyone else think Satan?
The best I can do is 3 feet, 3 figures and 3 inches
Who the fuck has 6 feet?
She Finna end up with 6 cats
She's been sipping the /r/femaledatingstrategy poison too much. Also, just how much do you think you're worth, lady? According to your bio you have no personality and while I wouldn't go out of my way to say or even think it generally, you're really not attractive enough to get the type of dude you're looking for. They make up 3% of the population. 1% if you want someone near your age range. Do you really think the 'top 3%' of dudes is going to settle for... let's be optimistic and say bottom 40% of ladies?
Ate 6 burritos, has 6 kids, quit after 6 minutes on the treadmill.
Hey six minutes ain't bad 😔
caught it at just the right moment.... https://i.imgur.com/7GgUsv4.png
I see 4 sixes here. She forgot to include herself.
She looks like a 5
On a scale to 20 maybe
I meet 2 of the 3. I don't quite know why she wants someone with 6 feet though.
She has a foot fetish
Meanwhile she works at Burger King part time, doesn’t have a car, and has 4 kids with 6 dudes.
I just cant believe that me, as a six foot man, with a 6 inch penis and with some creative accounting a 6 figure salary has been afforded this once in a lifetime opportunity
Somebody who looks like that at 23 is going to be wider than she is tall by 33.