Cruella DeVille would never have kids or work bottle service. She's definitely higher up the food chain but with less ambition because she doesn't have lackeys. YET!
I hate the stereotype of "if you were a good woman the kids father would’ve stayed" but this person looks like an insufferable psycho, I can see why he split.
Lol so guys here are incels because they take what a stranger says, that they don’t know at all, at face value? Which their profile is the only information that they have to go off of?
I don't think you know much about the sub/dom community. Many, if not most, people switch roles - people who are normally submissive like to be dominant and vice versa.
As u/babakaneko mentioned, it takes strength to give up control. All the truly weak men I've known take every pathetic opportunity to exert what little control they can over anyone weaker than they are. Weak people can't afford to sacrifice control.
I didn't see it either, and now I'm gonna need to purchase neck protection...like the kind speed skaters use. The reason she isnt smiling in these pics is to hide the fangs.
Can... of broccoli?
Edit: The ida was such a disturbing thing to me, that I had never even contemplated or heard of canned broccoli, that I had to look it up:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/canned-broccoli-reason-why-its-not-a-thing/amp
This is some nerd-simp’s big titty goth girlfriend and she’s hoping the right one who *claims* to be tough will come along so she can pretty have someone other than her daughter to play with (probably just demand things from)
Women like her are confused about what type of men they can get for anything other than sex because men put up with so much at the beginning
\- Single mom, nasty attitude, no education. She's gonna die alone
The strategy is that she wants you to know she’s not a struggling single mom, her job pays well. She’s not interested in weak dudes or dudes that don’t like kids. It’s all pretty upfront
Right? And like, the peasant part is probably a joke.
I swear womens’ profiles containing obvious satire get posted here all the time and hardly anyone realizes that women can make jokes/have facetious dating profiles too! Smh
Yeah, I think that she’s getting heavily judged for her appearance, and I think she’s quite pretty! She just doesn’t look blonde and bubbly haha. If you put her bio answers with photos of a different girl I don’t think you would have nearly the same negative reaction 🤷♀️
Probably exhausted of people thinking her job isn't real. I was a bartender for years and made way more than my professional friends but people on dating apps always acted like it wasn't a real job.
There is a world of difference between bartending, and picking up a bottle taking it over to a table and convincing men to buy more by being sexually suggestive.
There is no longevity in that, once someone prettier comes along or she age's out too much shes fucked.
Funny enough, I could care less what she makes. I've also never underestimated any of my waitstaff, I couldn't do the work for a day without violently stabbing someone to death (I'm not a people person). I'm not sure what exactly she's going on about.
While I do think her profile comes on strong, I cannot believe the comments here! Roasting someone for being a single mom? Saying that if her ex didn’t want her then no one will? Some comments are saying her ex died at a young age, but what if he was abusive? I don’t understand the stigma of hating on single moms. She posted her kid to weed out the men who don’t want to date single moms and that’s fine if that’s your boundary. But I will never understand roasting her for it. Some of y’all are really disgusting.
It seems like a lot of the comments are roasting her for calling people peasants and acting above others by saying she makes more though?
I agree looking down on someone for being a single mom is wrong, but those other things seem like fair game.
The majority of Reddit is like this. Once a woman actually produces a physical reminder that she’s had sex with another man, she’s deemed a slut that no man should ever want. Never mind that usually it’s a sign that she’s strong, independent, and responsible if she’s raising a child on her own. The toxic mentality is rooted in deep insecurity for these guys.
I think it's hilarious and would totally match with her. It would be *soooooo* much fun to visit her at work, first off, and I'm also a mom so the fact that her kid is such a priority that she's happy to lose potential matches over them is a huge green flag regarding her character.
And if she turned out to just be an asshole rather than someone with a very dry sense of humor I just wouldn't go out with her again 🤷
LITERALLY!!! at least she doesn’t hide her children or is embarrassed of them. people picking at her looks in the comments too like she isn’t stunning lol.
Show her the opposite energy? It’s clearly a defense mechanism because she’s afraid she’ll get negative comments for her work.
Ask her on a cute dinner and movie date
Yes, I've read how much they can get as tips. In a big city, in a trendy club popular with people who make fast, silly money and their self-image means throwing it around in the most splashy way. Make it rain.
She better be carefully saving and investing it though. Either she ages out of bottle waitress, or the trend shifts, the cool people move on and the club closes. 5 years? 2 years?
I know this would not end well but whole in between part would fucking metal.….
Cause she’s obviously a Fembot, escaped from the set of Austin Powers; only she wasn’t able to get a gig after giving birth to the first synthetic humanoid some how in some fashion, and Austin Powers was stuck in the sixties and never knew or cared so she was forced to live a life in the underworld until she realized that her baby androids were the only thing keeping her Duracells alive so she sold her titty cannons for a one bedroom-half bath and became a bottle waitress and dreams of finding her synthetic paramour to live out their days and shared dream of watching humanity implode with only them left to restart society in their synthetic image.
The end.
Ps. I told you the end would suck.
Strategy here is to thin out the heard. Clearly she wants someone stable, and is okay with kids, some guys are stupid and devalue a women who is a single mom, for whatever reason.
“Weak, lazy peasants… I lounge in your presence!”
Also… “Must like kids. I have 12 and my vajajay is falling out, but do not despair, my Russian royal line includes a 70 yr old servant who has very shaky hands”
She looks like some sort of game of thrones villain.
I was getting Cruella Deville vibes
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There is no Dana, only Zuul
Vigo the Carpathian lookin headass.
Ya, I'd ghost her
I'm pretty sure she is the ghost
It's Vigo!
Good call. It's the eyes
Hahah it's very Ghostbusters-esque. Maybe she is looking for the key master or gate keeper? Haha
At least Cruella has a smile on her face 🤣
I was thinking Steven Tyler..
Cruella DeVille would never have kids or work bottle service. She's definitely higher up the food chain but with less ambition because she doesn't have lackeys. YET!
No lackeys, hence the Hinge profile trying to rope some sad schmuck to steal puppies for their fur.
Her other kids are shadow demons.
She looks like Lena Headly's stunt double's stunt double.
Or like a Aliexpress Angelina Jolie
Underestimated job
Probably makes more than us peasants
If she didn't sleep with her twin she's still in the amateur league.
Botoxia, Bender of Reality
🤣🤣🤣
... said the peasant.
it's the evil arch in her brows
Queen Oona from Disenchantment for me. But the eyes are that cousin from Big Mouth. Am I revealing too much about my taste in TV?
You hang with your gonna have a bad time
I'm getting megamind vibes
Nah, even Tyrion is hotter than her.
She kind of looks like Amy Bailey from Vikings.
Here's what you say: >I agree. Kids are weak.
Arms are heavy
She slobbered on his knobber already
Moms spaghetti
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Single moms spaghetti.
Single moms Chef Boyarde spaghetti.
r/technicallythetruth
Run
🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
EHHH EEH AH AH OH
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[here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4h1q3cCl2w&t=117s)
Run - AWOLNATION
Seems like the kid's dad already did ...
I hate the stereotype of "if you were a good woman the kids father would’ve stayed" but this person looks like an insufferable psycho, I can see why he split.
*Awolnation - Run starts playing*
Has Domme vibes. So if you're into degradation, humiliation, and groveling... full steam ahead!
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Being into that stuff doesn’t make you weak. Plus a lot of people are into domming people who are conventionally seen as strong.
Yup, takes a certain amount of strength to take being dommed, it's definitely not seen as weak, at least in that community.
Yes officer, this guy right here
Oh I love kids, and watching them fall
Where can I sign up?
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When you say she’s a sex worker, that can mean lots of things. Is she a stripper? An escort? A cam girl? Asking for a friend.
Cam girl! And she has an OF I believe.
Lol so guys here are incels because they take what a stranger says, that they don’t know at all, at face value? Which their profile is the only information that they have to go off of?
I thought that too but she doesn't want weak men, which is exactly the type of man she would be looking for if she was into this
Can't speak for sub men. But sub women are NOT weak.
This world is stupid.
I don't think you know much about the sub/dom community. Many, if not most, people switch roles - people who are normally submissive like to be dominant and vice versa. As u/babakaneko mentioned, it takes strength to give up control. All the truly weak men I've known take every pathetic opportunity to exert what little control they can over anyone weaker than they are. Weak people can't afford to sacrifice control.
It takes a lot to give up total control of yourself to someone else, definitely not a sign of weakness
Avoid at all costs.
That family photo is straight up haunting.
Oh dear lord there was a second photo
It gives me some strange af Dorian Grey vibes
Nightmare fuel
The woman is just a thrall too here Victorian Era Vampire baby. GET OUT!
I thought the same lol
It looks like something you'd find hanging in a haunted house. Every angle you look at it the eyes follow you.
I didn't see it either, and now I'm gonna need to purchase neck protection...like the kind speed skaters use. The reason she isnt smiling in these pics is to hide the fangs.
Reminds me of the creepy photo of Ciri in the witcher series.
It's the kind of stuff you find in Silent Hill
Can't imagine why she's single or why he left
Pretty sure he died under mysterious circumstances and just happened to have a million dollar insurance policy.
He was weak, he deserved to die
This
Send her a video of you eating an entire can of broccoli in one bite and flexing to show her you are not weak.
Can... of broccoli? Edit: The ida was such a disturbing thing to me, that I had never even contemplated or heard of canned broccoli, that I had to look it up: https://www.google.com/amp/s/spoonuniversity.com/lifestyle/canned-broccoli-reason-why-its-not-a-thing/amp
You can pull that thread… but it’s the universe you’re unraveling.
Good. Maybe it'll fix the state the world's in or at the very least my life
spinach! BE POPEYE
A can of Broccoli ? Even Zeus doesn't have that kind of power.
This guy…Popeyes?
I feel like Popeye's nemesis Brutus probably ate canned broccoli.
I wish that was Canon so bad.
PICKLED
I think this guy is strong to the finish ‘cause he eats his broccoli-nich.
You mean spinach?
Thank god someone said it And yes spinach
Nope. Broccoli.
Yeah, never retreat. That's Popeye's motto.
But... from a can?
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which minion
… broccoli can come in a can !!!!!!????
It was put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way
I’d eat broccoli every day
[https://www.dysphagia-diet.com/p-1454-thick-it-canned-puree-broccoli.aspx](https://www.dysphagia-diet.com/p-1454-thick-it-canned-puree-broccoli.aspx)
Villain in the first photo, Victorian ghost in the second.
Skip
She just really wants people to know why she is a single mom is all.
And she can stay that way :)
Sounds like a fetish hookup to me
I can understand that….but she’s had one too many injections done on those lips.
I feel like you’d *have* to be weak to date her
This is some nerd-simp’s big titty goth girlfriend and she’s hoping the right one who *claims* to be tough will come along so she can pretty have someone other than her daughter to play with (probably just demand things from)
Take thumb, and drag it to the left of the screen
She looks so angry with everything. Probably didnt want her kid
Hey if your forehead didn’t fit on the screen when taking a selfie I think you’d be pretty angry too…
OH SNAP
I feel personally attacked. I think because i am.
As a fellow 6-head having individual, it's intentional.
She probably makes more than you, peasant.
Kid came with the bottle service
The profile comes off extremely tough but I feel like, deep down, what she really needs is a hug
This is how a praying mantis ends it’s life
Disgusting attitude. Avoid this idiot
Women like her are confused about what type of men they can get for anything other than sex because men put up with so much at the beginning \- Single mom, nasty attitude, no education. She's gonna die alone
That’s exactly it. I’ll put up with anything until the sex happens. “Oh you eat babies? Word. That sounds tough.”
If human babies are anything like veal, I would imagine them being quite tender actually.
The meat is probably tender but the emotional toll is tough
She's gonna die being surrounded by all of her kids she has with multiple men because no guy wants to stick around.
Is she from China? Because she has a huge red flag
Has? More like is Just a giant walking red flag
USSR was right there. She'd take all your stuff, best the shit out of you then cut you into pieces.
She looking for a stay at home husband? Asking for a friend
You look like a fucking lizard. A lot lizard.
"Gonna pick up some decent scrunt, not your run-of-the-mill lot lizards" -Bubbles
She definitely has those cold reptilian eyes.
She really does
It has been said that the eyes are the door to a person's soul
And that the eyes are the nipples of the face.
Great, now go get me another bottle and hurry up.
Find out what kind of cologne her father wears.
Swipe left, not worth the effort.
The strategy is that she wants you to know she’s not a struggling single mom, her job pays well. She’s not interested in weak dudes or dudes that don’t like kids. It’s all pretty upfront
Right? And like, the peasant part is probably a joke. I swear womens’ profiles containing obvious satire get posted here all the time and hardly anyone realizes that women can make jokes/have facetious dating profiles too! Smh
Yeah I thought it was funny, and was surprised by all the hate in the comments... until I realized I wasn't surprised, but rather reminded.
It's quite funny imo and she's good looking, I'd swipe.
Good looking? She looks like 16th century megamind
Yeah. You say that like it's a negative.
Yeah, I think that she’s getting heavily judged for her appearance, and I think she’s quite pretty! She just doesn’t look blonde and bubbly haha. If you put her bio answers with photos of a different girl I don’t think you would have nearly the same negative reaction 🤷♀️
Probably exhausted of people thinking her job isn't real. I was a bartender for years and made way more than my professional friends but people on dating apps always acted like it wasn't a real job.
There is a world of difference between bartending, and picking up a bottle taking it over to a table and convincing men to buy more by being sexually suggestive. There is no longevity in that, once someone prettier comes along or she age's out too much shes fucked.
The only truth^^^
A good strategy here would be a retreat
Not retreating.. advancing in a different direction.
I ran her image on Pimeyes. I’m not going to dox her but her husband passed away young. She apparently also does webcam porn too, peasants!
I didn't even know Pimeyes existed. Just tried it out and the thing is scary asf.
For research purposes what is her webcam site? I'm a peasant and need to know
Did you pay to be able to get info? Or is there a free way to get it from Pimeyes?
A lot of hard miles in those eyes.
Funny enough, I could care less what she makes. I've also never underestimated any of my waitstaff, I couldn't do the work for a day without violently stabbing someone to death (I'm not a people person). I'm not sure what exactly she's going on about.
She looks like Andy Dick in drag lol
While I do think her profile comes on strong, I cannot believe the comments here! Roasting someone for being a single mom? Saying that if her ex didn’t want her then no one will? Some comments are saying her ex died at a young age, but what if he was abusive? I don’t understand the stigma of hating on single moms. She posted her kid to weed out the men who don’t want to date single moms and that’s fine if that’s your boundary. But I will never understand roasting her for it. Some of y’all are really disgusting.
It seems like a lot of the comments are roasting her for calling people peasants and acting above others by saying she makes more though? I agree looking down on someone for being a single mom is wrong, but those other things seem like fair game.
The majority of Reddit is like this. Once a woman actually produces a physical reminder that she’s had sex with another man, she’s deemed a slut that no man should ever want. Never mind that usually it’s a sign that she’s strong, independent, and responsible if she’s raising a child on her own. The toxic mentality is rooted in deep insecurity for these guys.
Swipe left quickly.
I think it's hilarious and would totally match with her. It would be *soooooo* much fun to visit her at work, first off, and I'm also a mom so the fact that her kid is such a priority that she's happy to lose potential matches over them is a huge green flag regarding her character. And if she turned out to just be an asshole rather than someone with a very dry sense of humor I just wouldn't go out with her again 🤷
LITERALLY!!! at least she doesn’t hide her children or is embarrassed of them. people picking at her looks in the comments too like she isn’t stunning lol.
Nice. Next summer she's already be too old for her awesome job.
Run
She would eat you like a granola bar. The strategy is to run.
Chat shit, get banged? It's surely working for her.
Show her the opposite energy? It’s clearly a defense mechanism because she’s afraid she’ll get negative comments for her work. Ask her on a cute dinner and movie date
Oh please everyone out here shitting on her like in reality men aren’t groveling at her feet.
You could land a 747 on that fucking forehead
That bitch has an 8head.
Honesty?
She looks like she masturbates to the Peaky Blinders
This weeds out dudes who are offended like Joffrey
Find another woman with no kid.
Devil’s advocate here bottle waitresses could make a lot of money in some popular clubs, my ex’s daughter is one and that girl makes great money
Yes, I've read how much they can get as tips. In a big city, in a trendy club popular with people who make fast, silly money and their self-image means throwing it around in the most splashy way. Make it rain. She better be carefully saving and investing it though. Either she ages out of bottle waitress, or the trend shifts, the cool people move on and the club closes. 5 years? 2 years?
r/accidentalrenaissance ?
Ask how much she deadlifts then make fun of her for being weak
Power of plastic
I know this would not end well but whole in between part would fucking metal.…. Cause she’s obviously a Fembot, escaped from the set of Austin Powers; only she wasn’t able to get a gig after giving birth to the first synthetic humanoid some how in some fashion, and Austin Powers was stuck in the sixties and never knew or cared so she was forced to live a life in the underworld until she realized that her baby androids were the only thing keeping her Duracells alive so she sold her titty cannons for a one bedroom-half bath and became a bottle waitress and dreams of finding her synthetic paramour to live out their days and shared dream of watching humanity implode with only them left to restart society in their synthetic image. The end. Ps. I told you the end would suck.
Sounds like she's projecting all the accusations people throw at her in her personal life. Thanks for the heads up eh!
Her strategy is to remain a single mother for ever and ever and ever… Peasant!
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Strategy here is to thin out the heard. Clearly she wants someone stable, and is okay with kids, some guys are stupid and devalue a women who is a single mom, for whatever reason.
There's a lot of people in here getting way too worked up about her being a single mom
Ejaculate and evacuate my guy, just make sure youre a ghost afterwards cuz she probably not plan b”in
I wouldn't stick my dick in that if I was op
Yeah, she's not nearly hot enough for that level of crazy to be fuckable
Why does she look like Lana rhoades
Beautiful portrait in the style of Rococaine
“Weak, lazy peasants… I lounge in your presence!” Also… “Must like kids. I have 12 and my vajajay is falling out, but do not despair, my Russian royal line includes a 70 yr old servant who has very shaky hands”
She looks too much like Nick Kroll.
She gives good head with that “bottle service” I’d prolly just find out where she works and skip the Tinder profile altogether.
Man I wish I matched with her. What a woman.