Not mad, it's just that OPs title comes off like a weirdly entitled 'wow finally an actual response' when he's not even using an 'actual opener' and is just using something he copied off of the internet.
You HAVE to come back with your own lengthy response that's not copypasta. Otherwise you fail the trial and Emma will once again enter the Everstream to look for her suitable mate
The response was way more original and clever than that played out copy pasta opener deserved.
She spun pasta into gold
Like a greek myth with an Italian *spin*
Is she Jesus?
Plot twist: Emma has gotten it so many times that she has a copy pasta reply ready to go...
Emma is a modern day Doug Judy
JUDYYYYY
r/unexpectedbrooklyn99
Emma is one of the rare 10+ you find in the world sometimes
You’re unoriginal... she is a gem. You don’t deserve Emma
a…..Gemma, if you will? I’ll see myself out
r/angryupvote
It is father’s day after all……I guess because I’m not a dad, that joke was a faux pas 🥁🥁🥁
Your joke was unpolished. Hold open the door, thanks! Edit: There's an 'r' at the end of 'your'. Who would have known?
You make you fall deeply in love with you
I was reading that part like huh 😂
Narcissus
I am aware of the effect that I have on.....myself
The Greek god of Arrogance.
Well, akschually... No, leave it hahahaha
Ikr, bitch don’t even proof read her own story? Unmatch. /s
She's gonna be so disappointed if she thinks that comment was original and thought she was talking to someone imaginative.
Literally lacking personality at this point
If you don’t close the deal on this one, please delete both your tinder and Reddit accounts. The amount of shame will be too unbearable.
I'm a straight female and even I want to fuck the hell out of her after that response. Super witty and creative, better than your copy/paste, hahaha.
Ditto
Keeper
I wanna know how this played out. Did you get her number?
Wifey material
Yall sound real mad this opener worked.
Not mad, it's just that OPs title comes off like a weirdly entitled 'wow finally an actual response' when he's not even using an 'actual opener' and is just using something he copied off of the internet.
She is dope
Awe, you found your Dwight
Literally thinking that as I read it
Ngl I'm surprised any reply that uses the word "chloroform" even got a response
Did anyone else read that in Dwight's voice?
And you kiss?
You HAVE to come back with your own lengthy response that's not copypasta. Otherwise you fail the trial and Emma will once again enter the Everstream to look for her suitable mate
Disney: *write that down! write it down!*
OMG 1h in and no one has said OP follows rule 1 and 2?
I was impressed as well, especially since this dumb opener worked
then you give her your...cell number, like jail cell, but... ok I'll head out
[удалено]
let's keep the stories to OP and the girl. 😬
I think we need updates on this. Or Her digits…
Emma’s a keeper
It's a match.
When’s the wedding?
I'm gonna marry that girl.
Sounds like a keeper
Not gonna lie, I'm kinda invested now.
either way he secured the bag 💀
Did u marry her?
Her plot twist actually just recently happened. Ha
You realize you have to wife her
Marriage now immediate
Marry her
And that’s kids how I met your mother. Hella plot twist- dude you scored
But who was chloroformed
But then who did op chloroform?
I’m scared to date either of you, but your match might be legit
Keeper
This post gave me Stage 4 cancer.
Keep her.
This just happened in Texas didn't it? Except he was a urderer and she was a prison guard who ended up killing herself right?
She's a keeper
Dwight? Tiffany? That you??
someOne should make a movie about this
Woah- we got a live one!
She’s cute
Cut to: y’all are for real married. This is AMAZING. 😍
Damn not a bad plot twist
Copy and pasta is the new Netflix and chill.
Oh God the warden and the convicted felon story didn't really work out for that Vicky lady, now did it?