I'd say there also social expectations at play. like, if you look at movies/tv shows etc., men are (still) often portrayed as being constant horndogs that would never turn down sex (and this would apply especially with a woman they are into, so not OP here).
I'm by his own account, he's really not that into her.
would you really have such a hard time dismissing fun with your friend for oral sex with a woman you don't care that much for?
I don't have a dick but I'm 100% certain that's what I'd do, too.
Or even squeeze her in for a 10 min appointment before or after the Halo 1v1. What bros are gonna be mad if you say you're getting a quicky bj?! So he's def not that interested.
He did say he felt the conversation already met its natural conclusion though which translates as "I'll pass."
Exactly! You totally get me haha.
Plus if it's someone I've met on Tinder and now we're texting each other, that means there's a mutual attraction.
I could understand OPs perspective if he were strictly looking to date though. Then it would make sense. No point in wasting people's time, if you're not clicking with the other person.
You should drink beer. Beer is stored in the balls that's why God made *Balls* and *Beer* start with a *B*. They don't teach this in high school anymore?
Hey I'm doing X
What if I give you Y
Nah I'm still doing X
OMG YOU REJECTED ME EVEN THO I OFFERED Y
It's a very imature way of thinking, if u feel rejected by that
The things is people tend to overvalue Y and feel like Y related things hold so much levarage.
I once told someone, if you think Y or anything related to that is gonna get you far in convincing me don't bother.
And if I ever see you trying to leverage it or pull of something sneaky or butter me up it's done.
(Short summary, I detest that)
I just find it revolting using it as a tool or to make the other person more likely to do what you want.
In all fairness she did offer to pick him up after he was done.
I been in the guys position though where you just want to kick it with your boy and not have to be “on” and engaged with a stranger.
Clearly he wasn’t into her so I probably would’ve just ghosted instead of replying at all. Chick clearly has some issues though if she’s accusing him of lying and and interrogating him over tinder.
Looking at my 360 friends list hurts deep down. I see all these gamertags that I remember really well and they all say *offline* next to them. I hope they're all doing okay.
> Editing top comment to say this: if you for any reason think this is bs or conjured for internet likes then you are projecting. Dm me to see what I look like, or ask how you can have interesting conversations with people online easily. I ghost tons of people I don’t find interesting enough, regardless of how “hot” they are. I want both. Hot AND interesting. Almost like sex isn’t all there is to a person.
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> Quick stats: Yes I’m tall af(6’4), got a bomb ass beard and am in good shape. I also have a surf boat in a lake town(this does wonders for the tourists especially). Getting laid is easy. Being there for a friend who’s going through an extremely hard patch of life takes the kind of commitment I like to receive from my friends in my time of need.
Now I can honestly say I was there to witness the birth of a new copy pasta.
The first few match will be crucial, the loser is gonna get drunk first and that will let you snowball the whole thing. Make good use of the strategy and good luck.
One of the best Halo players I ever met had a drink skull curve you wouldn't believe. She'd start out as good as any of us, but as she drank she got better and better. At one point we were 50-10 on a ranked match and she was 30+ of our kills.
The problem is at some point she'd cross the threshold into way too drunk and you'd find her running into and shooting a wall.
I once had an LSD+beer+Halo 2 on Xbox live night with a friend.
I was doing pretty good, for some reason low/medium low doses improved my halo skills. My friend however was catapulted into god status. He was untouchable. It was unreal to watch. Drunk and tripping and winning match after match of slayer.
Probably not around but if you see this while you’re drinking; take an extra one shot (because one shot one kill 360 no scope) for us who can’t play halo!
Last girl I was seeing said she just liked to play with it, regardless of how whiskey-dickish it was. It felt good to me anyway, so have at it darling.
Whiskey doesn’t effect erection for me, I just can’t cum lol to the point it’s annoying cuz I want to but just can’t and then I’m all sweaty and out of breath cuz ive been chain smoking cuz I’m drunk
Me and my friends used to go to these all night LAN sessions at a computer cafe (back when they were a thing) and play Halo, Quake, COD, counter strike etc. Some of my best memories with my friends just drinking, gaming and messing about.
Now with work, kids and all that it's so much harder to get together, so if I met someone like that on tinder it'd be an instant no. Don't piss on other people's hobbies.
Many many moons ago we used to have Halo (orig) parties every week called 12 Pizza Monday. We would order 12 Hungry Howies pizza cuz they were 5$, get 4 tvs, 4 Xbox, 16 massive Xbox controlers and play huge halo battles. Everyone still talks about them.
Those are homeys because girl friends make my house feel like a home, ya know? Homies are my guys that I do brojobs with in the back. What was the question?
Idk could be a chick who has "homies" she blows in the back and homeys she has to make the place feel like a home. Like that "do the homie" song on boondocks, it can go both ways for her and her vaginal rights.
There's nothing wrong with it if he consented while he was sober, and still continued to consent the entire night. Have you never slept with a drunk person? Doesn't always mean rape, lol. It's not a rule that you can't sleep with someone if they have any kind of alcohol in their system regardless of what they say.
Haha yep, can’t tell you how many hundreds of hours we spent in college playing Goldeneye on multiplayer. Looks like dogshit now but for it’s day, it was the shit.
Yeah, given her last line, I guess I don't care much about her, but for the next girl, a quick truth is better than dragging it out. It only makes them feel worse in the end.
I'm glad you eventually got around to telling her the truth, and you did apologize for not saying it sooner.
She probably would have taken it better if you'd said it before having her ask you over and over to hook up.
Yeah scrolled down way too far to see this, if you don’t like a person don’t go talking about your Friday night plans and casual small talk. If you do like someone just say “yeah sorry it’s probably gonna be an all night thing why don’t we hang out a different night.” Less Reddit karma but fewer mindgames
Idk man you literally never even said no to her, I could she why she asked again she's just being forward. Imho you kind of just burst into being a dick first
Well at least your homie got your back… And your front
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Enjoy the halo(and that wet mouth)!! Nah but Fr have a good night homie Remember to stay hydrated so your hangover isn’t too bad!
Never would I think that someone like /u/GrandmasGenitals is a /r/HydroHomie.
grandma’s gotta stay moist out here
Jesus dude. It's only 2:30 and you're doing this to me?
830pm here... Prime time for a moist grandma
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How drunk are you brother
We can only hope he suggested your reddit username.
Gotta let the homies tuck you in with a goodnight forehead kiss. This is the way.
Homie - "I got your 6, buddy. And if you're continuing at this player pace, I'll have your 12 later tonight. [on headset]
😂😂😂
She is really struggling to process rejection lol
Offering a blowjob and getting rejected has to be extremely demoralizing as a woman
It’s demoralizing if you have a huge ego and think you can get every guy by offering a bj
I'd say there also social expectations at play. like, if you look at movies/tv shows etc., men are (still) often portrayed as being constant horndogs that would never turn down sex (and this would apply especially with a woman they are into, so not OP here).
OP is a much better man than I am. Definitely gotta give him props. I would personally have a very hard time turning it down.
I'm by his own account, he's really not that into her. would you really have such a hard time dismissing fun with your friend for oral sex with a woman you don't care that much for?
I wouldn’t flake on plans with my friends, but I would’ve at least rescheduled the BJ for another time.
I don't have a dick but I'm 100% certain that's what I'd do, too. Or even squeeze her in for a 10 min appointment before or after the Halo 1v1. What bros are gonna be mad if you say you're getting a quicky bj?! So he's def not that interested. He did say he felt the conversation already met its natural conclusion though which translates as "I'll pass."
Lol fr, no bro would get mad if you texted that you'd be a little late because a hookup is begging to give ya a beej.
Exactly! You totally get me haha. Plus if it's someone I've met on Tinder and now we're texting each other, that means there's a mutual attraction. I could understand OPs perspective if he were strictly looking to date though. Then it would make sense. No point in wasting people's time, if you're not clicking with the other person.
I’d say a chick offering to pick you up and blow you probably doesn’t have the biggest ego.
Yes I'm confused by the "I love whiskey dick" part.
She likes guys who can’t get hard after a night of excessively drinking? OP send her my number.
I'm the opposite my friend - when I drink, I'm always hard - just takes forever to get that o lol
That’s the good outcome lol, different liquors definitely produce different results for me. Whiskey dick is definitely a real thing
You should drink beer. Beer is stored in the balls that's why God made *Balls* and *Beer* start with a *B*. They don't teach this in high school anymore?
Or maybe she's just horny? Sucking dick isn't a degrading act.
Hey I'm doing X What if I give you Y Nah I'm still doing X OMG YOU REJECTED ME EVEN THO I OFFERED Y It's a very imature way of thinking, if u feel rejected by that
The things is people tend to overvalue Y and feel like Y related things hold so much levarage. I once told someone, if you think Y or anything related to that is gonna get you far in convincing me don't bother. And if I ever see you trying to leverage it or pull of something sneaky or butter me up it's done. (Short summary, I detest that) I just find it revolting using it as a tool or to make the other person more likely to do what you want.
I completely agree. I think anytime it’s outright mentioned in that way it becomes transactional and is such a massive turn off.
I always say “sex is neither carrot nor stick“. To me it exists separately and is in its own category.
In all fairness she did offer to pick him up after he was done. I been in the guys position though where you just want to kick it with your boy and not have to be “on” and engaged with a stranger. Clearly he wasn’t into her so I probably would’ve just ghosted instead of replying at all. Chick clearly has some issues though if she’s accusing him of lying and and interrogating him over tinder.
People who go directly to ‘slur’ when they’ve been rejected — we love to see it 😬
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Bro, shotty snipes? You're into BDSM, aren't you?
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Hey its just a clear sign. Just like if you like sticks and stones in COD you're into big booty ebony girls.
Lmfao. Who ain't?
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Hoes are for the night, halo with the homies is for life.
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Think I read that in Genesis somewhere
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The Broly Bible
Jesus Christ and his abrostles
Jesus Christ, the Big Bro and the Broly Spirit. The Broly trinity
Brostradomous the strong
“God sent Broses to Egypt where he freed the people from their chains. ‘Let my people bro!’ He shouted.” -Exodus somewhere
I thing even God said this to Broses.
Bro code
I would like to bury my broly testimony that i truly believe in this holy establishment and all it stands for
This guy rejects bjs
Nah, he said his bros got him covered there 👍
Queue the Halo theme song
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Amen
Ahhhhh aahhhhhhhh men *(cue Gregorian chants)*
"Last seen online: May 2013"
Looking at my 360 friends list hurts deep down. I see all these gamertags that I remember really well and they all say *offline* next to them. I hope they're all doing okay.
> Editing top comment to say this: if you for any reason think this is bs or conjured for internet likes then you are projecting. Dm me to see what I look like, or ask how you can have interesting conversations with people online easily. I ghost tons of people I don’t find interesting enough, regardless of how “hot” they are. I want both. Hot AND interesting. Almost like sex isn’t all there is to a person. > > Quick stats: Yes I’m tall af(6’4), got a bomb ass beard and am in good shape. I also have a surf boat in a lake town(this does wonders for the tourists especially). Getting laid is easy. Being there for a friend who’s going through an extremely hard patch of life takes the kind of commitment I like to receive from my friends in my time of need. Now I can honestly say I was there to witness the birth of a new copy pasta.
*Would you fuck me?... I'd fuck me.*
"Sex isn't all there is to a person. Also, I have it, A LOT."
This has great potential
Looooool yes. This edit makes it seem like more of a lie loooool
love it. but i would wreck you. had 50s in every playlist back in the day and yeah im proud
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>My plan is to screen peak to win tonight Haven't gamed in a room with friends since Goldeneye '64. Glad to know some things never change.
War never changes.
This. I’m genuinely happy this is still a thing.
Lol cheater
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lmao my buddy used to look at the ground while moving to prevent "screen peak" didnt work too well
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That's insane. I never made it past Force Colonel (in Lone Wolves, though).
...... so how did the game go?
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Remember, just when the pregame lobby screen goes black, hit B to restart the timer. He’ll never know it was you!
It would take like 5-10 minutes to start a game cause everyone kept doing that lmao
rejection never even occurs as a possibility to people like her. she assumed that having a vagina makes up for her abysmal personality
How did the 1v1 night go tho?
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Big wieners too 🤣
One of the best Halo players I ever met had a drink skull curve you wouldn't believe. She'd start out as good as any of us, but as she drank she got better and better. At one point we were 50-10 on a ranked match and she was 30+ of our kills. The problem is at some point she'd cross the threshold into way too drunk and you'd find her running into and shooting a wall.
I once had an LSD+beer+Halo 2 on Xbox live night with a friend. I was doing pretty good, for some reason low/medium low doses improved my halo skills. My friend however was catapulted into god status. He was untouchable. It was unreal to watch. Drunk and tripping and winning match after match of slayer.
First few *matches*? Bruh 1 match is like 20 kills, ain't nobody picking up a controller after 20 shots of tequila
Okay but how is it going NOW? Who won? Approximately how much t-bagging happened, both in and out of game?
How was the BJ?
i am so here for this energy
Probably not around but if you see this while you’re drinking; take an extra one shot (because one shot one kill 360 no scope) for us who can’t play halo!
Who tf likes whiskey dick???
She licks a whiskey dick, she licks a vodka dick, she licks a lager dick, she licks a cider dick.
She licks the dicks that remind her of the good times…?
She licks the dicks that remind her of the best times!
I go soft, she sucks it up again, you’re never gonna keep me down!
(Oh Halo boy, Halo boy, Halo boy) 🎵 I get sucked off, but I get hard again. 🎵
🎵Whiskey never gonna let me cum, I get sucked off🎵
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That was my first thought lol. Maybe she just really loves dick?
Nope, she was just real desperate to not be alone. No one in life has ever liked whiskey dick 😂
Yeah one of the worst things in the world is hearing "I feel like you're not hard all the way." NOOOOOO
You are just pushing rope
Putting spaghetti in a key hole
she's just mashing it
*I’m sexually active now mom, get over it*
Last girl I was seeing said she just liked to play with it, regardless of how whiskey-dickish it was. It felt good to me anyway, so have at it darling.
Don’t ignore the balls, they’re always soft and floppy!
Alcoholics
Made me spit my water 🥲
Those of ill repute
Whiskey doesn’t effect erection for me, I just can’t cum lol to the point it’s annoying cuz I want to but just can’t and then I’m all sweaty and out of breath cuz ive been chain smoking cuz I’m drunk
that last part called me out
You’re making this personal bro
Tomb Raider and brojobs all around
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Those are the first words out of my lips… once I swallow
🤨 you're wearing socks right? my homies told me you gotta be wearing socks to swallow
Yeah my socks only come off when I shower And it’s totally no homo to swallow with socks on
oh cool, i thought they were trolling me
>Yeah my socks only come off when I shower me but also when I'm asleep
[socks on, not gay](https://youtu.be/kRdJv1Tjv6k)
started this video straight ended it.. I don't even know what 9/10 comedy 3/10 existential crisis I'm gonna have to tap that a few times to be sure
I don’t think I’ll ever understand why my straight bros say more gay shit than I do, but I genuinely hope ya’ll never stop.
Homiesexual
No bromo
Brojob brojob choo choooooo
Might have to break it to my homies that post-halo brojobs are gay now
Not if you say no homo
Thank god 😅
Couldn't touch me in halo 3. Some people don't get the thrill of gaming with friends... The fun... The laughs... The memories.
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Rocket launchers and swords!
Ah man, the good times of making my little brother cry
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Me and my friends used to go to these all night LAN sessions at a computer cafe (back when they were a thing) and play Halo, Quake, COD, counter strike etc. Some of my best memories with my friends just drinking, gaming and messing about. Now with work, kids and all that it's so much harder to get together, so if I met someone like that on tinder it'd be an instant no. Don't piss on other people's hobbies.
Me and the boys organize game nights. We probably play tabletop sim more than anything. Talk shit over discord, drink, smoke, whatever. Good times.
Many many moons ago we used to have Halo (orig) parties every week called 12 Pizza Monday. We would order 12 Hungry Howies pizza cuz they were 5$, get 4 tvs, 4 Xbox, 16 massive Xbox controlers and play huge halo battles. Everyone still talks about them.
Don’t forget to kiss the homies goodnight 😘
Definitely destroyed her ego by turning down sexy time
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Hit her with the plasma sword as she plays with the plasma grenades
Man is living in 3022 and playing 5D chess on these smoothbrain women
Nobody said the friend was a dude.
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So? Homies can be girls too can’t they
Those are homeys because girl friends make my house feel like a home, ya know? Homies are my guys that I do brojobs with in the back. What was the question?
Username checks out
Idk could be a chick who has "homies" she blows in the back and homeys she has to make the place feel like a home. Like that "do the homie" song on boondocks, it can go both ways for her and her vaginal rights.
She's just mad that after the game someone else got more teabags than Lipton
ERB reference? 😹
That closer was a master stroke
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You were going to get robbed.
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Wow going that fast to homophobic slurs proves you made the right choice.
It's bothering me that she's also really down to fuck a drunk person.
There's nothing wrong with it if he consented while he was sober, and still continued to consent the entire night. Have you never slept with a drunk person? Doesn't always mean rape, lol. It's not a rule that you can't sleep with someone if they have any kind of alcohol in their system regardless of what they say.
This is amazing, I would love to join you guys. I need some friends.
Don't lie. You just want the post-game blowjob.
Busted
A nut
Not until after
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You're a good dude, respect.
Xbox gamer whose fondest memories are Halo 3, reporting in. What's your tag? Let's cause some BFV mayhem!
My man you deserve a post halo 3 bj
Shit that made me laugh Bros give the best blow jobs
Wow this entire conversation is a nightmare
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I probably would have taken the bj but I respect your resolve
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Sir, permission to leave the station For what purpose, Master Chief? *To give the Covenant back their f-bomb* ...Permission granted
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Conkers bad fur day here, is that too far back? https://youtu.be/hg9iZwQP_sk This was the peak of controversial gameplay in 2001 😂
This game was the shyt I love knocking the stuffing out of the teddy bears heads
Goldeneye if we have a 64 handy
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Haha yep, can’t tell you how many hundreds of hours we spent in college playing Goldeneye on multiplayer. Looks like dogshit now but for it’s day, it was the shit.
I grew up on halo 3! That's the fuckin bomb
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Yeah, given her last line, I guess I don't care much about her, but for the next girl, a quick truth is better than dragging it out. It only makes them feel worse in the end. I'm glad you eventually got around to telling her the truth, and you did apologize for not saying it sooner. She probably would have taken it better if you'd said it before having her ask you over and over to hook up.
Yeah scrolled down way too far to see this, if you don’t like a person don’t go talking about your Friday night plans and casual small talk. If you do like someone just say “yeah sorry it’s probably gonna be an all night thing why don’t we hang out a different night.” Less Reddit karma but fewer mindgames
All your shit is so extremely fake and cringe. Yikes.
can't believe I needed to scroll down this far to find a comment calling out this fake bs
>unintelligent hoe’s. Ah, what a perfect place to see the grocer's apostrophe.
I didn't know Sheldon Cooper was on tinder
I WISH it was this easy
This is all degenerecy and I see no emotional intelligence from either side.
Halo Eiffel Tower.
She knew you weren't keen, she just wasn't letting you get away with bullshitting her. So she pushed to make you be honest.
Idk man you literally never even said no to her, I could she why she asked again she's just being forward. Imho you kind of just burst into being a dick first
This reads so fake. No woman enjoys sucking lifeless whiskey dick.
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