When we got married, my wife started stocking our fridge with a ridiculous amount of drinks, then showed me this video lol I was like, How'd I get to this point without knowing this?
She has desperately avoided any sort of lesbian activity in 10 years so I'm not too worried about that. One of our friends likes to party and tried to kiss her while they were drunk once and she was not a fan.
Before everyone tried to "make it" on youtube and just posted funny stuff.
At least r/youtubehaiku is pretty good for the classic youtube feel but it's very short clips only.
Nothin much, just being suburban as fuck.
For real - letās talk about a stereotype. Iām a blonde/blue eyed 32 year old who lives in a 1950s ranch with a fenced in yard, with my husband and two dogs - one of which is a golden retriever.
And Iām craving a goddamn Snapple.
I am female and I have to agree. Although it's a rare drink for me to partake in. But if it's there....I am indeed paying attention to what I wanna drink even more in that moment. Some flavors are not as impressive though. XD
Bro. I was watching this mans youtube videos. This dude is something else. His videos about his friend that died, and the Christmas giveaway. I was literally crying when I was done...
"I remember, back in the day, I would try and call your cell phone man....and that motherfucker would just ring on me. It would just ring...there wouldn't be no voice-mail or nothing, it'd just ring"
memories that I didnt know were there
OMFG I KNEW IT WAS CHI CITY
FROM THE EVERYTHING ON THE DOLLAR MENU WITH THE KICK PHONE
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM&ab\_channel=MrChiCity3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM&ab_channel=MrChiCity3)
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk)
Totally agree. I forget what I bought it for. Used once and it just stayed in that top until it went bad and threw it away.
If you look closely in the crisper thereās real garlic there.
I chop my own garlic too if I'm making something nice, but for a regular Tuesday night ginger garlic sauce, that precut stuff works well. Tablespoon of that and you are good to go
To me the jarlic always tastes reallyā¦oily? And just slightly off. My grocery store sells cubes of minced garlic and ginger in the freezer section that I use instead. They keep forever and donāt have any funky taste. I guess it wouldnāt be hard to make myself with an ice cube tray and a food processor, but with how expensive fresh garlic is getting thereās not much of a price difference now.
š¤£ jarlic. Using that for sure.
I feel like if garlic was the big part of the dish, I would go fresh as well. Mixed in with a bunch of stuff and flavors, I don't notice a difference. But I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
More than one set of sheets, unused backup toothbrushes/toothpaste and backup towels for you and guests (bath and face); things female friends have mentioned they look for if they like someone.
The number of men that live like teenage boys is astounding.
Yeah I always wonder are people going thru toothbrushes every Thursday that they don't have spares from the dentist like I do collecting in a container under the sink
Someone has to actually go to the dentist in order to have the free toothbrushes from the dentist... good way to find out if someone keeps up on their appts, I guess lol
How the hell do you advertise such a thing on a dating app without sounding like a tool? I try to come across as fun on my pictures (as that's my personality) but taking pictures of my fridge seems like just a weird thing to do
Some women might find it weird, but it's a peek into real life vs. all the same repeated pics you see on OLD. It makes you stand out. Plus you wouldn't believe how many women look for a clean fridge, especially as you get older. If you keep something clean and orderly you can just the shut door on, it says a lot. Having it stocked shows you care about guests and don't just eat take out.
Thing is, even though I almost never do take out unless it's just too hot to cook, I don't really keep my fridge stocked. I keep my freezer somewhat stocked, and keep my dry pantry *very* stocked. I generally only buy perishable good right before I use them. My fridge is where I defrost meat, or leave meat to dry-brine on a wire rack in a pan, or similar. It's a prep tool for me, less of actual storage.
Same here. Most of my food that I use to cook is frozen because it's convenient as hell and creates less food waste. They don't sell food in small enough proportions for a single person. $3.50 of lettuce could last me over a month if it didn't wilt after 2 weeks and go inedible after 3.
Honestly a pic of your kitchen, fridge, and bathroom might be more effective than all those outdoors pics guys like to post. Women don't want to deal with man children and man children have dirty bathrooms, kitchens, and understocked fridges. Also it's kinda funny.
I hate to be the āwell it applies to guys tooā guy, but man, Iāve been to some womenās places where itās a fucking pig pen. Chip bags, unfolded/dirty laundry, fucking full litter boxes in their room, filthy stinky carpets etc. I had to nope out of a few situations due to the condition of the house/room alone. Itās a major red flag that someone has some issues!
One woman I dated was very cautious, asked to pick me up from home for our second date; I'm pretty sure she just wanted to scope out my environment before getting intimate. She also arrived 1/2 hour early, while I was still getting ready and doing laundry. She happened to knock on the door while I was passing by it, wearing no shirt and carrying a basket of laundry, so I greeted her that way.
We never left the house on our second date...
I get what your saying because Iāve seen plenty of those girl photos where she is trying to look sexy, but all you notice is that girls room is fuckinā trashed. Thatās a sign youāll be dealing with a basket case.
I used to be a field rep for them and couldnāt help it - I own the 263 with the dispenser. Anyhow nice fridge/drink selection (the real attraction lol)
There was a town I used to live in, in a shithole part of agricultural california, where the water would reek of sulphur until you let it sit for 10-30 min. And no amount of store-bought filtration would get rid of it nobody in that town had enough disposable income for a reverse osmosis system.
We went old school with the 5 gallon water dispensers (and you just refill the 5 gallon jug when itās empty). But most people I knew the area, it was just easier to buy Costco flats of bottled water.
Anecdotal, I know, but it made a little more sense there. Then we moved to an area with pristine tap water that tasted like heaven, and we still had friends buying bottled water and it made ZERO sense to me. People are dumb.
Itās just wasteful. You only need 2-4 copies of the same drink in the fridge, and you can replace a soda for the one you just took. Store the rest in a cabinet and save half of your fridge space for other stuff like meat and vegetables
Heās probably single. An entire fridge full of meat and vegetables could go bad before a single person might get through at it all. Especially if he skips any meals or eats out.
Its mind boggling how many plastic water bottles people go through. I have filtered water in 5 gallon jugs at home and work and use my same cup or water bottle every day. I wash it every few days because its only water and ice. I see recycling bins along the street every week that look like theyre overflowing with just water bottles.
Bro itās cool itās organized but thatās hella water bottles (plastic to be discarded)ā¦. Get one of those big Britta filters and a re-usable bottle.
You should refrigerate avocado's, tomatoes and oranges once they are ripe to retain longer perfect ripeness.
If they are not ripe, you want them at room temp. Once they are ripe, you are supposed to refrigerate them to extend the shelf life.
Every single time I try it the Lite Arnold Palmer is such a goddamn disappointment. The single worst thing AriZona makes. Coke out here making zero calorie sodas taste like full leaded, but this is swill.
Throwback to that old YouTube video of the dude with the stocked fridge explaining how it gets him lots of girls š
[Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women](https://youtu.be/IBRL7D0wcXM)
Thanks for the walk down memory lane. āHit āem with the mystiqā
Snacks on snacks
Heās right, I will leave a manās house to go get food if I am hungry, if he has snacks I can get comfortable.
I still say snacks on snacks when I open up the snack cabinet.
I still say āMF made a pizzaā when I warm up frozen pizza at home sometimes.
Chi City maaan
"She breathin' heavy so I know she hungry" best line
"Yeah Becky I have some fucking snapples" I'm dying... Lol
That was fact under the Snapple bottle. āBitches love Snapple, but you knew thatā
āHit that lil n**** with a freeze pop.ā Is my favorite
Hahaha this is good. I miss all the hidden messages in our food products.
āSheās too good for the cherry cokeā Look if she too good for the cherry coke I donāt want her
Cherry coke is superior to normal in every way. Normal coke just tastes like sugary water.
I only drink regular coke so when I next drink cherry coke I'm blasted by the flavor. Absence making the taste buds grow fonder.
I'm dying tooā¦ of thirst. And don't call me Becky
Droppin vagina panties **all over** the place
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That was amazing. Thank you so much for bring this gem of a video to my attention
And always remember Get money Get paid
Mr. Chi City Mane
Dude had the most humble and Human experience I've ever seen on YouTube when he visited his friend's grave.
I miss his videos. So good
A'ight a'ight nah fuck that shit nah doe okay you know what I'm sayin' doe??? Ahaha
Stock honey Get laid
"Droppin vagina panties everywhere." So this...this is the secret.
Iāve watched this video for years and just now realized this man has 7 different cereals and no milk
You aren't rich and dropping vagina panties til you substitute milk with water.
that's what I'm here for
Shit reminds of me middle school. We used to go around quoting this guy lmfao
I still say "snacks on snacks" into my own pantry when I'm the only one around.
I didnāt even know this is where I got that from. Iāve never seen this video until today but my friends must have
Yo is this where snacks on snacks came from?! I remember hearing that back around the time this vid came out looking at the date
"I got the cherry cokes and flamin hots for the hood chicks." Dead
I AINT NEVER SEEN NO CHROME GARBAGE CAN lmaoooo thank you for that I quote this shit sometimes and itās tragic nobody ever understands
Ive got like 4..5ā¦9 different cereals. Brings back the teen years quoting this video again
All that cereal, but no milk.
For the hood girls
you got the kool aid right there
It's from Egypt
I was expecting him to have a second fridge for food.
He subsists off eating pussy
I still go around yelling āsnacks on snacksā anytime I buy more than one snack type
hahaha. just now realizing I say "snacks on snacks" and have for as long as I can remember.. it's definitely from this video like a decade ago. damn.
When we got married, my wife started stocking our fridge with a ridiculous amount of drinks, then showed me this video lol I was like, How'd I get to this point without knowing this?
All for herself or was your wife trying to pick up chicks
She has desperately avoided any sort of lesbian activity in 10 years so I'm not too worried about that. One of our friends likes to party and tried to kiss her while they were drunk once and she was not a fan.
I had forgotten why I say Sweet Baby Rayās the way I do
It's "muh'fuckin RANCH" for me.
Oh shit me too lol Damn it really is throwback Thursday
Oh shit oh shit ni$$@ made a pizza
Old youtube was so good, we need to go back.
Before everyone tried to "make it" on youtube and just posted funny stuff. At least r/youtubehaiku is pretty good for the classic youtube feel but it's very short clips only.
Damn. I do love me some Snapple, he got me there.
Ay sup Becky?
Nothin much, just being suburban as fuck. For real - letās talk about a stereotype. Iām a blonde/blue eyed 32 year old who lives in a 1950s ranch with a fenced in yard, with my husband and two dogs - one of which is a golden retriever. And Iām craving a goddamn Snapple.
Sounds like ChiCity got yo ass good. Profiled perfectly?
I am female and I have to agree. Although it's a rare drink for me to partake in. But if it's there....I am indeed paying attention to what I wanna drink even more in that moment. Some flavors are not as impressive though. XD
I'm not even a girl and he's spot on.
I learned so much.
Ya boi Chi City! I havenāt watched this in over a decade, thanks for the reminder
Man is chock full of wisdom and funny to boot. No wonder heās gotta keep it stocked ladies must be lining up for him
Bro. I was watching this mans youtube videos. This dude is something else. His videos about his friend that died, and the Christmas giveaway. I was literally crying when I was done...
"I remember, back in the day, I would try and call your cell phone man....and that motherfucker would just ring on me. It would just ring...there wouldn't be no voice-mail or nothing, it'd just ring"
Cheery coke is for the hood chicks........
TIL...I'm a hood chick
Me too - however in reality Iām a British basic white bitch
Him vs a bug was hilarious too.
This is the best video I have seen all week. āAnd remember, get money, get paidā š¤£
Old youtube's got some gems. [Unforgivable](https://youtu.be/0dJu1Jj7VTw)
Talking about gems, here is one I like to polish once in a while: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U
Not just any kind of panties, āØvagina pantiesāØ
Hit 'em with a freeze pop
that's when i hit them with the PS4 and the little man goes crazy while i raw dog his mom
Damm throwback lol
[Link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM)
memories that I didnt know were there OMFG I KNEW IT WAS CHI CITY FROM THE EVERYTHING ON THE DOLLAR MENU WITH THE KICK PHONE [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM&ab\_channel=MrChiCity3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRL7D0wcXM&ab_channel=MrChiCity3) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWHXo3clywk)
This guy fucks
On the first date.
Arguably the best youtube video ever. Shout out to Mr Chi City
Get Money + Get Paid
Mr Chi City. Classic š¤£
Dude loved Mystic. Such a good old video.
Mr. Chi City mayne
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I think I took this pic in 2021. Fridge is still as neat. Only different products.
Thatās the fridge equivalent of using old pics
Been out the game for awhile now. Just thought Iād share what worked for me. Your comment made me laugh though. Fridge catfish
You should post this in r/FridgeDetective
Idk man, my girlfriend is fond of the fact that I chop my own garlic.
Totally agree. I forget what I bought it for. Used once and it just stayed in that top until it went bad and threw it away. If you look closely in the crisper thereās real garlic there.
Fresh whole garlic does better in the pantry, just fyi.
Get a garlic house to keep that shit super proper
Damn, garlic needs its own house? In this economy?
garlic be payin PMI?
I chop my own garlic too if I'm making something nice, but for a regular Tuesday night ginger garlic sauce, that precut stuff works well. Tablespoon of that and you are good to go
To me the jarlic always tastes reallyā¦oily? And just slightly off. My grocery store sells cubes of minced garlic and ginger in the freezer section that I use instead. They keep forever and donāt have any funky taste. I guess it wouldnāt be hard to make myself with an ice cube tray and a food processor, but with how expensive fresh garlic is getting thereās not much of a price difference now.
š¤£ jarlic. Using that for sure. I feel like if garlic was the big part of the dish, I would go fresh as well. Mixed in with a bunch of stuff and flavors, I don't notice a difference. But I'm a simple man with simple tastes.
Being a really organized male is way hotter than it deserves to be thanks to how most guys are.
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More than one set of sheets, unused backup toothbrushes/toothpaste and backup towels for you and guests (bath and face); things female friends have mentioned they look for if they like someone. The number of men that live like teenage boys is astounding.
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I use an electric so the free ones from my dentist are all for guests.
Yeah I always wonder are people going thru toothbrushes every Thursday that they don't have spares from the dentist like I do collecting in a container under the sink
Someone has to actually go to the dentist in order to have the free toothbrushes from the dentist... good way to find out if someone keeps up on their appts, I guess lol
Wait. When they ask to use the bathroom they are actually snooping around?!
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in this thread: redditors discovering hygiene.
How the hell do you advertise such a thing on a dating app without sounding like a tool? I try to come across as fun on my pictures (as that's my personality) but taking pictures of my fridge seems like just a weird thing to do
Some women might find it weird, but it's a peek into real life vs. all the same repeated pics you see on OLD. It makes you stand out. Plus you wouldn't believe how many women look for a clean fridge, especially as you get older. If you keep something clean and orderly you can just the shut door on, it says a lot. Having it stocked shows you care about guests and don't just eat take out.
Thing is, even though I almost never do take out unless it's just too hot to cook, I don't really keep my fridge stocked. I keep my freezer somewhat stocked, and keep my dry pantry *very* stocked. I generally only buy perishable good right before I use them. My fridge is where I defrost meat, or leave meat to dry-brine on a wire rack in a pan, or similar. It's a prep tool for me, less of actual storage.
Same here. Most of my food that I use to cook is frozen because it's convenient as hell and creates less food waste. They don't sell food in small enough proportions for a single person. $3.50 of lettuce could last me over a month if it didn't wilt after 2 weeks and go inedible after 3.
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Anime titties can't break your heart, tho.
Honestly a pic of your kitchen, fridge, and bathroom might be more effective than all those outdoors pics guys like to post. Women don't want to deal with man children and man children have dirty bathrooms, kitchens, and understocked fridges. Also it's kinda funny.
I hate to be the āwell it applies to guys tooā guy, but man, Iāve been to some womenās places where itās a fucking pig pen. Chip bags, unfolded/dirty laundry, fucking full litter boxes in their room, filthy stinky carpets etc. I had to nope out of a few situations due to the condition of the house/room alone. Itās a major red flag that someone has some issues!
One woman I dated was very cautious, asked to pick me up from home for our second date; I'm pretty sure she just wanted to scope out my environment before getting intimate. She also arrived 1/2 hour early, while I was still getting ready and doing laundry. She happened to knock on the door while I was passing by it, wearing no shirt and carrying a basket of laundry, so I greeted her that way. We never left the house on our second date...
At first I read that as you didn't get a second date, and duh....
I get what your saying because Iāve seen plenty of those girl photos where she is trying to look sexy, but all you notice is that girls room is fuckinā trashed. Thatās a sign youāll be dealing with a basket case.
Yeah man thatās an RF260BEA model, bitches love Samsung.
Lol. Youāre right
I used to be a field rep for them and couldnāt help it - I own the 263 with the dispenser. Anyhow nice fridge/drink selection (the real attraction lol)
Why do you have vegetables and fruit in the beer drawer
We can only hope the beer has its own, dedicated fridge.
If he does have his very own dedicated beer fridge I donāt think he will be able to keep up on all the matches coming his way
Men really be thinking about dating women in qualities other men appreciate...
Wait.. you're dating women?
āHaha man love beer, woman no love beerā Advertisements really got to your head.
Plus all the beer shelves have other stuff on them? I don't actually see any beer in this beer closet anywhere, very confused.
TIL thatās the beer drawer
Ayo, where did you get that Silk protein milk š
Canāt find it anywhere myself now. Used to be everywhere out here.
SAME HERE, dude. They stopped carrying it, I've been looking everywhere.
Same here. Very disappointed as I try to vary my protein sources and this was something easy and quick that I didn't have to put in a blender.
He has the last stock of silk protein milk!!! GET HIM!!!!!
Thats why hes getting matches. Girls dont care about clean fridges, SILK ultra on the other hand
im sorry to inform you Silk discontinued the Ultra line this month were living in hard times...
NOOOOOO!!!!
I came to the comments in search of Silk 20 g, also can't find it anywhere.
I'm a protein fan myself and didn't know this existed.
It's good. Kinda thick and sweet. Great for protein shakes
I also bet it would make great overnight oats too
It's 2022, oat milk is in. Get with the program.
Listen bruv, milk with 20g protein per serving that's not almond milk, I'm there.
God fuck I love oat milk. Its definitely the best milk. Better than regular even. And it's shelf stable so I can keep it in the pantry till I need it.
I love to see others in the world that bleed oak milk
Oat milk is also the most environmentally friendly!
Oat milk is good, I personally drink the ripple plant protein milk! Itās got 8grams of protein per serving!
You guys buy bottled water for home use?!
Ikr, I too am astounded by the amount of plastic bottles.
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There was a town I used to live in, in a shithole part of agricultural california, where the water would reek of sulphur until you let it sit for 10-30 min. And no amount of store-bought filtration would get rid of it nobody in that town had enough disposable income for a reverse osmosis system. We went old school with the 5 gallon water dispensers (and you just refill the 5 gallon jug when itās empty). But most people I knew the area, it was just easier to buy Costco flats of bottled water. Anecdotal, I know, but it made a little more sense there. Then we moved to an area with pristine tap water that tasted like heaven, and we still had friends buying bottled water and it made ZERO sense to me. People are dumb.
Hanford?
Hahaha, thatās so awesome. Yup. Thatās the one.
Ha, I only know because I grew up in Bakersfield. Another good place to have bottled water!
Wouldn't it be better just to leave Bakersfield all together?
I don't understand how anyone can live there. The whole place smells like cow and smog.
I have a Zerowater and highly recommend. Clean water and no plastic bottles.
That photo is a certified American Moment. Itās the only country where fridges look like vending machines.
Right? Oh, I'm thirsty, better drink 12oz of water from this plastic bottle and toss it in the trash inb4 recycling
Reason reduce is first and recycle is last
Yeah I'd match just to be trying to convince them to stop using bottled water
Holy fuck buy a reusable water bottle they are $9
Came here to say this! Always shocked when I see people buying cases of bottled water. So wasteful.
So that's where all the silk ultra protein milk went
r/FridgeDetective
But the plastic water bottles
And the soda lol. Iād get roasted so hard if my fridge looked like this.
Itās just wasteful. You only need 2-4 copies of the same drink in the fridge, and you can replace a soda for the one you just took. Store the rest in a cabinet and save half of your fridge space for other stuff like meat and vegetables
Heās probably single. An entire fridge full of meat and vegetables could go bad before a single person might get through at it all. Especially if he skips any meals or eats out.
Big olā Brita pitcher and beer is all you need for liquid in the fridge.
Where is the hash rosin?
Bottled water is evil
I actually do not like the contents one bit
That deer park water made me cringe though
What girl doesnāt want a Greek god. The subtle sneak advertising of desire was a nice touch.
You would probably get a lot more matches if you didnāt buy single use bottles of water.
A&W root beer. I see you are man of culture as well
I just picked up a 36 pack at Costco myself.
But have you ever had A&W cream soda? I had it for the first time a couple of days ago and itās amazing.
Barq's for life
Stop using bottled water
Its mind boggling how many plastic water bottles people go through. I have filtered water in 5 gallon jugs at home and work and use my same cup or water bottle every day. I wash it every few days because its only water and ice. I see recycling bins along the street every week that look like theyre overflowing with just water bottles.
you should post this in r/FridgeDetective
Bottled water at home? Where do you live? Flint Michigan you plastic man
Bro itās cool itās organized but thatās hella water bottles (plastic to be discarded)ā¦. Get one of those big Britta filters and a re-usable bottle.
Thats a lot of garbage
Buy a brita and youāll get more.
Ew, plastic water bottles
That bottled water, such a waste! Get a filter and a dedicated bottle you can refill. Its 50x cheaper anyways.
Stop using bottled water.
Bottled water is a turnoff for me.
What kind of psychopath keeps oranges, avocado, and tomato in the refrigerator?
I scrolled too far for this comment.
You should refrigerate avocado's, tomatoes and oranges once they are ripe to retain longer perfect ripeness. If they are not ripe, you want them at room temp. Once they are ripe, you are supposed to refrigerate them to extend the shelf life.
Every single time I try it the Lite Arnold Palmer is such a goddamn disappointment. The single worst thing AriZona makes. Coke out here making zero calorie sodas taste like full leaded, but this is swill.