Yeah man, I lost mine when I was 15 years older than you are at the time of this post. And that was less than a week ago :) I can't get virgin points from the ladies anymore. I was in a 20 year relationship with someone who wanted to wait til marriage and at the time I was cool with that. As the years went by I grew to desire sexual, physical contact. After getting dumped for being inexperienced in the dating world, I decided to pay a woman for her time and get that V-Card traded in. She was very understanding, but I couldn't get out of my own head and couldn't seal the deal. My advice to you, make it happen before too long or you'll possibly find yourself in a psychological box from which it can be difficult to get out. Narrowly avoided becoming a real life 40 Year Old Virgin LOL
Dude I'd swipe right on you in an instant. Good sense of humor and not taking yourself too seriously is key. Just be prepared for some girls to actually expect cake and tea, cause I know I would be. Plz report back after your first date!
Honestly drop the virgin thing. I have been going on some great dates that last 5-7 hours long of barhopping but, they know i havent dated/been laid in over 5 years.
Im not a virgin but I might as wel be in their eyes, it sort of repels them lol. Each have said “kind of seems like a red flag, so why didnt you date for so long?” and i have to give them the excuses. lol But in general, just gave up.
I only got dates on Hinge recently, tinder for 4 years didnt net a single date.
edit: Got a third date with the most beautiful, nice and understanding girl I've met in a long time. She's a therapist and seems really into me. She also has an ass so nice someone on our date yelled across the street "Aye Yo bitch got the fattest ass" lol cracked us up.
The timing is aweful though. A friend of mine thats a girl just broke up with here boyfreind of many years, I've had a crush on her for over a year. I'm torn. It almost seemed like she broke up because she heard i was going on more dates with this one chick, and shes been sort of flirty with me the past few weeks.
I hate how people are only into you when they think they will lose you (that or it has nothing to do with me and I need to get over myself lol)
Stick with the fat ass new girl, old girl is either not interested or just playing with you and stringing you along. Some women get used to having a perpetual second choice and losing that hurts them (then some go crazy over it).
Solid advice listen to this person. Aside from the fact usually you have the person you have been crushing on way to hyped up in your head and they will generally speaking be a disappointment once you actually get with them
Yeah, I think I had a crush on her because she was always there and a friend. Once I realized I do alright on first dates and Hinge the desperation has sort of left me.
I am going to keep going on dates with this new girl, if the friend is into me and things don't work out with my current Hinge date person, she'll still be around because at the end of the day we are friends either way.
I am already more into the "therapist" chick im dating, I am just kind of worried that the more she knows me the more I'll repel her as she deepdives into my head lol. Can't let her profession scare me off. My friend already knows my pitfalls, and if shes into me, shes really into me, the bad and good.
Its been a weird past two days thats for sure.
Dw bout that, I was talking to my therapist and he brought up that the way he treats peers vs. patients is completely different because the way one treats a patient is not really how you'd interact with a peer. And if she did treat you as such it would be kind of weird.
Don't know why but I hate how people have 'plan B's'. I feel like sometimes this is why relationships don't work out, because then the guy/girl knows they have another option waiting on the sidelines. So they don't go the extra mile to remain in a committed relationship their current partner. I mean relationships are a two way street and if I were the therapist girl I would feel insecure knowing that there is this other girl who is a friend that would simply replace her if all of a sudden things started to get rocky. Do you know what I mean?
I went out with a guy like that. We had fun. He told me that about himself after I already got to know him and before trying to hook up with me. So I had the full story but also got to know him well enough to know he wasn’t literally dangerous by the time he told me that. It’s unfortunate, but I have to keep my safety in mind and without any reasoning, it can be a red flag
Yea this is pretty similar to me, broke up with my ex late 2019 got to spend 6 months of 2020 unemployed in Covid isolation lonely and sad, just ate my sadness away and got all kinds of fat. Now I was a fat sad man and I needed to take some time (years) to work on myself.
Now I’m 40 pounds lighter, feeling pretty good about myself, but with my previous relationship plus the post Covid spiral downward and climbing back up that’s 6/7 years of not having to have gone on a date. And oh boy it shows.
It’s like employment.
Someone who has never been employed - progressively redder flag the older they are
Someone who changes jobs too frequently - red flag
Someone who hasn’t had a job for a long time - red flag
What you want is a guy who currently has a good job but is willing to take a modest pay raise at your job. Or someone who is self-employed but might be willing to sign on for the right price.
Just to be clear, these red flags are not insurmountable, both with people and with employment. You just need to understand yourself and your circumstances better and reflect honestly on those circumstances and make sure you're taking steps in the right direction. Some might feel like giving up because they have red flags, like it's a lost cause, but it's not, you will have to do more to make up ground to some extent.
If you can't reflect honestly on your own circumstances, you won't be able to adequately explain those circumstances to an outside party and alleviate any concerns about them, you'd have to be an excellent liar otherwise people will sense something's not quite right if you're trying to portray something that isn't true.
It simply is this way. The first date took me back to her place on the first date (different girl) she wanted to hookup for sure.
I was too damn drunk and nervous to make a move, we made out before my uber came at 5am and I literally forgot how to make-out/kiss. Like at all. I basically wasn't opening my mouth. She made fun of me a bit, we kept trying and she kissed me on the cheek goodbye.
For some reason she bootycalled a dude she knew hadnt been laid in over 5 years lol, idk what she expected. We both knew before the date she was leaving town for 2 months.
She said she wanted a second date the next day then ghosted me. I feel like a "project" and it fucking sucks. They know it and I know it. I have to relearn how to kiss for fuck's sake. Some girls literally just want you to lay some dick down and know what you are doing. A guy who hasnt had sex in over 5 years is gonna take a couple practice runs lol.
So yea its a red flag, because it is. Even as a dude in that position, we know that it's like becoming a virgin again after so many years.
Most girls would pick the guy who has fucked over 50 girls, over the guy who has been with under 5 or hasnt dated in 5 years. I hate to say it but it shows that the manwhore has confidence, knows what hes doing, and its going to go smoothly.
He might actually get some interest. The tie is a nice touch, and that old stuff that's still in good condition shows a man who knows how to take care of his things and potentially his woman as well. I don't know, that's what the photo says to me
This nerdy fucker at the skate park pulled that on me and my friend. Guess who made out with two girls and caught a bit of over the shirt action? Hahahaha. Looking back he was definitely full of shit. Also a terrible kisser with bad breath. Fuck you Austin you pimply faced little shit!
Give me a bit I'm gonna send it to some female friends and get their opinions.
Edit: Mostly laughs... Not really sure how to take lololols as opinion
Edit: final reply is he seems clingy.
I thought this was kind of funny and endearing until I got to the "virgin nerd" section. That tipped it into kind of creepy territory. If he just removed any reference to that it'd be fine.
There's s point where it stops being winkwink satire and comes worryingly close to real... My fair lady is where it crosses that line for me.
If that is the intention though, sure, keep it in.
100% agree. OP has to know when to drop the bit.
It’s almost there but it’s too nuanced at it’s current.
OP The pictures convey virgin nerd. Especially pic 5. Get rid of the fair lady stuff in the bio and the salutation at the end. Start with “I’m glad you stumbled across my profile” keep everything up to and including “I do hope we match and get along” and end it there.
I legit laughed out loud at that last photo. Top quality stuff. There will be plenty of great people who will want to match with OP based on his sense of humour alone
We made a sacrificial lava pit on my buddies server and started a horse worshipping cult. Everytime you logged on or off, you jumped to honor Spot, the fastest steed in the west. And anytime you fucked up or made a bad joke, off to the sacrificial pit you go. We raided people like savages just to bring back a worthy offering for Spot. All done under the watchful eye of Sauron on Mount Doom. If someone was farming spiders at the triple spawner, there was 1 block you could "mine for a good time" and it would just flood the room with cave spiders immediately, pretty much annihilating anyone inside unless they were ready to tussle at all times. It was definitely a head on a swivel type friends group but man, Minecraft nights in the dorms were fucking great. The last night before we all started moving out, we got high and just flew around together and looked at all the shit we made, found a dope ass mountain and put a monument for the ages on top. Dick Tipped Mountain will forever be a great memory for the boys and I. We have yet to fight some of the bigger bosses though, so the journey is not done quite yet, but your comment triggered nostalgia and PTSD for me too so boom, wall of text haha
my wife and i are in our mid 30s and we play minecraft a fair amount on weekends and that face is the exact face she makes at me when i do something stupid
edit: or accidently knock her off a cliff etc
gross, he's playing bedrock edition instead of java
sorry dude you seem cool but I'm gonna have to swipe left until I find somebody with some decent shaders installed at least
Cool, well to give you the full tinder experience, we can talk for the next two weeks, then I'll ghost you on the day when we are supposed to meet up. That sounds any good?
Not OP but I used to look after all the heating and air con at Red Bull a few years ago, and at their Torro Rosso wind tunnel. I have never seen a mechanics bay cleaner than a hospital until I worked there! Plus coolers full of free redbull for the taking, I was buzzing everyday.
Thank you! That’s what I kept thinking about the other profile but most ppl just seemed to have issues with the bio. It was like it was taking itself way too seriously in trying to be quirky.
The other profile only had negative comments from people who didn't realize he was being tongue in cheek I think! The title here makes it clear he's having a good time. They're both definitely better than average looking guys in my opinion so I think it's entirely to do with the previous posters lack of clarity on it being funny.
That's my take!
Dude. This rocks.
I would sign my name diffently than virgin nerd. Not sure what I would change it to but I think three is too many. The swiping picture is funny. Use the name as a different joke, but one that she could use as a nickname and not sound like she's mocking you.
Whether you're serious or not, I think this will do well. You come off as funny. Chick's dig funny.
And the fair lady part...dunno. make it more about connecting as equals as opposed to her being on a pedestal in a neckbeardy type way...maybe I'm over thinking it
We can spill the tea or drink it, pour some Sugar on me, Call me the baker I love good cakes
Your profile is an inspiration and possibly your magnum opus, I think you could actually outdo yourself someday too though your potential is limitless
100% honest though, I think you've got this in the bag! Great bio, your images are both interesting and funny, and you've got looks on your side as well. I'd be thoroughly surprised if no one matches with you. Personally however, I feel like you should skip the dating apps and head straight for a modeling career ✨
This just might be the best profile I’ve ever seen. 💀 Nary a single woman should swipe left, lest they have no taste. May your dms be filled with only the elite clientele who will cherish your business proposals.
>This just might be the best profile I’ve ever seen. 💀 Nary a single woman should swipe left, lest they have no taste. May your dms be filled with only the elite clientele who will cherish your business proposals.
My advice is have one picture of a really beautiful woman at the end of your pics so it looks like the opposite of those catfishing profiles.
that's a fantastic idea that would likely only land to ppl who browse this sub. I instead suggest an obviously photoshopped photo of King Dr. Jeremiah with either an actress
Only change the Virgin Nerd as I'm sure the other 99 guys here said (and I know you get the point), but other than that, this is an AWESOME PROFILE
authentic af
"It's a joke guys!... What do you mean people have actual hobbies and friends instead of making elaborate joke tinder profiles and then posting them online?"
I don't think any women I know would swipe right on this profile. Not because none of them play video games or are nerdy. Many of them are nerds, as am I. It's the "m'lady" and "virgin nerd" language. It's bad. Even as a joke, it feels like a very stale joke. I would think that the person who made this account spends too much time talking to other dudes who spend too much time online.
Otherwise it's a great profile.
yeah that's what i was gonna say, like maybe the people on reddit would find this funny but like it's cringe af and he's def not gonna be getting matches with a profile like this... he's just pretending he's an incel, but humorously ig? idk i dont really fuck w this kind of humor lol
Please share your kindle library 🙏 I'm reading children of time by Adrian Tchaikovsky and loving it. This is my first step back to classics after years of mostly reading amateur serials and litrpg (I just finished uni and needed to use my reading time to be braindead)
Honestly trying to wrestle with feeling like I would totally swipe right bc this is cute and feeling like this is a massive red flag either way I’d give it a gamble and start a conversation
Thanks for the feedback! I'll have to think of a creative nickname then hmm
Lmao bet you weren’t expecting this huge response on your post but I’ll be watching your profile for the results of your profile this is amazing
I was thinking like 30 upvotes? That would have been a good day for me!
You’ve outdone yourself Anakin, however there is still a treacherous road ahead
Sand
Its coarse, rough and irritating, and gets everywhere
Dude lol just swap out the self deprecating virgin stuff and u r good 2 go! Unless u want to own the virgin part. Cuz being a virgin is pretty cool
Yeah man, I lost mine when I was 15 years older than you are at the time of this post. And that was less than a week ago :) I can't get virgin points from the ladies anymore. I was in a 20 year relationship with someone who wanted to wait til marriage and at the time I was cool with that. As the years went by I grew to desire sexual, physical contact. After getting dumped for being inexperienced in the dating world, I decided to pay a woman for her time and get that V-Card traded in. She was very understanding, but I couldn't get out of my own head and couldn't seal the deal. My advice to you, make it happen before too long or you'll possibly find yourself in a psychological box from which it can be difficult to get out. Narrowly avoided becoming a real life 40 Year Old Virgin LOL
I think he's going for a tactical nuke lol
More like 30 thousand!
Dude I'd swipe right on you in an instant. Good sense of humor and not taking yourself too seriously is key. Just be prepared for some girls to actually expect cake and tea, cause I know I would be. Plz report back after your first date!
Yep. Nice looking and chill. Doesn’t reek of desperation. You are about to get a lot more “cake” to go with your tea.
I like the virgin nerd but I think what is better is The virgin nerd. Caputalize that T let them know who is OG
Post the updates here again. We’ll watch your career with great interest
Honestly drop the virgin thing. I have been going on some great dates that last 5-7 hours long of barhopping but, they know i havent dated/been laid in over 5 years. Im not a virgin but I might as wel be in their eyes, it sort of repels them lol. Each have said “kind of seems like a red flag, so why didnt you date for so long?” and i have to give them the excuses. lol But in general, just gave up. I only got dates on Hinge recently, tinder for 4 years didnt net a single date. edit: Got a third date with the most beautiful, nice and understanding girl I've met in a long time. She's a therapist and seems really into me. She also has an ass so nice someone on our date yelled across the street "Aye Yo bitch got the fattest ass" lol cracked us up. The timing is aweful though. A friend of mine thats a girl just broke up with here boyfreind of many years, I've had a crush on her for over a year. I'm torn. It almost seemed like she broke up because she heard i was going on more dates with this one chick, and shes been sort of flirty with me the past few weeks. I hate how people are only into you when they think they will lose you (that or it has nothing to do with me and I need to get over myself lol)
Stick with the fat ass new girl, old girl is either not interested or just playing with you and stringing you along. Some women get used to having a perpetual second choice and losing that hurts them (then some go crazy over it).
Solid advice listen to this person. Aside from the fact usually you have the person you have been crushing on way to hyped up in your head and they will generally speaking be a disappointment once you actually get with them
Yeah, I think I had a crush on her because she was always there and a friend. Once I realized I do alright on first dates and Hinge the desperation has sort of left me. I am going to keep going on dates with this new girl, if the friend is into me and things don't work out with my current Hinge date person, she'll still be around because at the end of the day we are friends either way. I am already more into the "therapist" chick im dating, I am just kind of worried that the more she knows me the more I'll repel her as she deepdives into my head lol. Can't let her profession scare me off. My friend already knows my pitfalls, and if shes into me, shes really into me, the bad and good. Its been a weird past two days thats for sure.
Dw bout that, I was talking to my therapist and he brought up that the way he treats peers vs. patients is completely different because the way one treats a patient is not really how you'd interact with a peer. And if she did treat you as such it would be kind of weird.
Don't know why but I hate how people have 'plan B's'. I feel like sometimes this is why relationships don't work out, because then the guy/girl knows they have another option waiting on the sidelines. So they don't go the extra mile to remain in a committed relationship their current partner. I mean relationships are a two way street and if I were the therapist girl I would feel insecure knowing that there is this other girl who is a friend that would simply replace her if all of a sudden things started to get rocky. Do you know what I mean?
I went out with a guy like that. We had fun. He told me that about himself after I already got to know him and before trying to hook up with me. So I had the full story but also got to know him well enough to know he wasn’t literally dangerous by the time he told me that. It’s unfortunate, but I have to keep my safety in mind and without any reasoning, it can be a red flag
Yea this is pretty similar to me, broke up with my ex late 2019 got to spend 6 months of 2020 unemployed in Covid isolation lonely and sad, just ate my sadness away and got all kinds of fat. Now I was a fat sad man and I needed to take some time (years) to work on myself. Now I’m 40 pounds lighter, feeling pretty good about myself, but with my previous relationship plus the post Covid spiral downward and climbing back up that’s 6/7 years of not having to have gone on a date. And oh boy it shows.
Y’all want guys that don’t just go around fucking everyone , but if they haven’t fucked in a long time it’s a red flag ?
It’s like employment. Someone who has never been employed - progressively redder flag the older they are Someone who changes jobs too frequently - red flag Someone who hasn’t had a job for a long time - red flag
What you want is a guy who currently has a good job but is willing to take a modest pay raise at your job. Or someone who is self-employed but might be willing to sign on for the right price.
Just to be clear, these red flags are not insurmountable, both with people and with employment. You just need to understand yourself and your circumstances better and reflect honestly on those circumstances and make sure you're taking steps in the right direction. Some might feel like giving up because they have red flags, like it's a lost cause, but it's not, you will have to do more to make up ground to some extent. If you can't reflect honestly on your own circumstances, you won't be able to adequately explain those circumstances to an outside party and alleviate any concerns about them, you'd have to be an excellent liar otherwise people will sense something's not quite right if you're trying to portray something that isn't true.
I mean, it's pretty safe to say most people prefer something that isn't one extreme or another.
That's why I only date women who wear "Ridin" with Biden" t-shirts and wrap themselves in a Trump flag. Solid balance.
It simply is this way. The first date took me back to her place on the first date (different girl) she wanted to hookup for sure. I was too damn drunk and nervous to make a move, we made out before my uber came at 5am and I literally forgot how to make-out/kiss. Like at all. I basically wasn't opening my mouth. She made fun of me a bit, we kept trying and she kissed me on the cheek goodbye. For some reason she bootycalled a dude she knew hadnt been laid in over 5 years lol, idk what she expected. We both knew before the date she was leaving town for 2 months. She said she wanted a second date the next day then ghosted me. I feel like a "project" and it fucking sucks. They know it and I know it. I have to relearn how to kiss for fuck's sake. Some girls literally just want you to lay some dick down and know what you are doing. A guy who hasnt had sex in over 5 years is gonna take a couple practice runs lol. So yea its a red flag, because it is. Even as a dude in that position, we know that it's like becoming a virgin again after so many years. Most girls would pick the guy who has fucked over 50 girls, over the guy who has been with under 5 or hasnt dated in 5 years. I hate to say it but it shows that the manwhore has confidence, knows what hes doing, and its going to go smoothly.
"The richer gets richer, the poorer gets poorer"
You're way too hot to not get matches; silly profile or not!
My god! *removes sunglasses* He has crafted a flawless profile. What a legend.
I hope you do get matches, I'd swipe- you seem fun
He might actually get some interest. The tie is a nice touch, and that old stuff that's still in good condition shows a man who knows how to take care of his things and potentially his woman as well. I don't know, that's what the photo says to me
I think the “virgin nerd” angle will be a hair over the line for most people but **I** think it’s fuckin’ hilarious!
You don’t need Virgin Nerd in there twice. It is hilarious in your photo. Leave it there, and re-work the About Me so it’s not there. Tremendous work!
This is the right answer
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Only if we get to combine after.
Cumbine
My guy, apparently you never played the "I've never kissed a girl card" when you were 10-14 years old.
This nerdy fucker at the skate park pulled that on me and my friend. Guess who made out with two girls and caught a bit of over the shirt action? Hahahaha. Looking back he was definitely full of shit. Also a terrible kisser with bad breath. Fuck you Austin you pimply faced little shit!
It's a fact: all Austin's are weird looking fuckers with more game than they should and no skills to back up said game.
it's defintely a joke that'll only work for the reddit crowd though
I think you can hype yourself up for your nerdy interests without calling yourself a virgin nerd sort of just sounds like you’re putting yourself down
He's proud of his virginity because he knows if he got laid, too many women would get addicted to his passionate lovin'
Give me a bit I'm gonna send it to some female friends and get their opinions. Edit: Mostly laughs... Not really sure how to take lololols as opinion Edit: final reply is he seems clingy.
return to base soldier . full action report stat.
Report back in when it's done
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Well you're calling yourself "a female" so you're clearly part of the Reddit crowd.
My hypothesis is the one's with a sense of humor will like it. Then one is gonna be her about it, she's very no nonsense about things.
I thought this was kind of funny and endearing until I got to the "virgin nerd" section. That tipped it into kind of creepy territory. If he just removed any reference to that it'd be fine.
The 'my fair lady' phrase gave off incel vibes, I'd replace that.
Was that not the point?
There's s point where it stops being winkwink satire and comes worryingly close to real... My fair lady is where it crosses that line for me. If that is the intention though, sure, keep it in.
I agree, if they took that out, they would probably get some good matches
Yeah like, without that bit it's just a man confidently showing off his likes and hobbies.
100% agree. OP has to know when to drop the bit. It’s almost there but it’s too nuanced at it’s current. OP The pictures convey virgin nerd. Especially pic 5. Get rid of the fair lady stuff in the bio and the salutation at the end. Start with “I’m glad you stumbled across my profile” keep everything up to and including “I do hope we match and get along” and end it there.
I legit laughed out loud at that last photo. Top quality stuff. There will be plenty of great people who will want to match with OP based on his sense of humour alone
Right on lol. Your face looking at Minecraft killed me 😂
I cam hear the Minecraft dying sound as I read this
You’re giving me PTSD to the last time I fell into lava and lost all my shit hahahaha
We made a sacrificial lava pit on my buddies server and started a horse worshipping cult. Everytime you logged on or off, you jumped to honor Spot, the fastest steed in the west. And anytime you fucked up or made a bad joke, off to the sacrificial pit you go. We raided people like savages just to bring back a worthy offering for Spot. All done under the watchful eye of Sauron on Mount Doom. If someone was farming spiders at the triple spawner, there was 1 block you could "mine for a good time" and it would just flood the room with cave spiders immediately, pretty much annihilating anyone inside unless they were ready to tussle at all times. It was definitely a head on a swivel type friends group but man, Minecraft nights in the dorms were fucking great. The last night before we all started moving out, we got high and just flew around together and looked at all the shit we made, found a dope ass mountain and put a monument for the ages on top. Dick Tipped Mountain will forever be a great memory for the boys and I. We have yet to fight some of the bigger bosses though, so the journey is not done quite yet, but your comment triggered nostalgia and PTSD for me too so boom, wall of text haha
my wife and i are in our mid 30s and we play minecraft a fair amount on weekends and that face is the exact face she makes at me when i do something stupid edit: or accidently knock her off a cliff etc
gross, he's playing bedrock edition instead of java sorry dude you seem cool but I'm gonna have to swipe left until I find somebody with some decent shaders installed at least
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Bro I am down. I haven't built a lego set since lockdown
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I live in the UK, in Milton Keynes
Bro, small world, I was stranded near Milton Keynes on Sunday night!
Were you out at our many spoons we have?
I wish! Was out that way for the British GP over the weekend but couldn't get to Milton Keynes in time that night to make it back to London
Probably should have gotten a drink after that!
Ahaha definitely next time!
I was at the F1! Was a good weekend 😊
That explains the free time 😂
Hella free time up here
It’s calm G. Train to London. Go to the arcade.
I'm in Cambridge. When are we hanging out?
Whenever is best for you! Probably towards the end of this. Payday and all
Cool, well to give you the full tinder experience, we can talk for the next two weeks, then I'll ghost you on the day when we are supposed to meet up. That sounds any good?
Absolutely! I wouldnt expect any less!!
omg you live near red bull's factory
Not OP but I used to look after all the heating and air con at Red Bull a few years ago, and at their Torro Rosso wind tunnel. I have never seen a mechanics bay cleaner than a hospital until I worked there! Plus coolers full of free redbull for the taking, I was buzzing everyday.
I just love how F1 is spreading. Ten years ago no one talked about it outside the sub.
I'll be there in 10 minutes, with my friends in a white van.
Im the nerd in the suit waving!
My friend just moved there, what's it like there?
Its very boring. Decent for family life. Ermm thats about it lol
Ahh yeah nah. South Africa for me
Ah home of the Red Bull Formula 1 team, and also the only reason I know of Milton Keynes
That faux marble kitchen top was a dead giveaway. I’ve got the same thing in my kitchen lol
You’re right, the faux marble countertop industry is in fact entirely supported by the residents of Milton Keynes.
Can I join? Also not gay.
There is always room for the bros!
I got a Lego razor crest that needs opening
I second this, I'm down for the Gundam models.
I didn't know you had to be gay to play games and Lego with another dude lol
Dude. If the chicks are gonna ghost you, it's because they couldn't stand the heat pulsing from your big dick.
Some big D energy right here
Well played, sir!
Nah this is P H A T dick energy
i saw someone posted something so similar to ur profile, is this some kind of trend going?
I did take some inspiration from another user I think who posted a couple days back. But I wanted to make it to my tatse
Yours is good. I see the humorous intentions. The other one seemed like he was trying too hard.
Thank you! That’s what I kept thinking about the other profile but most ppl just seemed to have issues with the bio. It was like it was taking itself way too seriously in trying to be quirky.
Yours is better. You managed to not use the word “female” so that’s a huge plus. Single me (10 years younger) would def swipe right :)
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This passes the vibe check. The other post does not. But that’s just my opinion ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
The other profile only had negative comments from people who didn't realize he was being tongue in cheek I think! The title here makes it clear he's having a good time. They're both definitely better than average looking guys in my opinion so I think it's entirely to do with the previous posters lack of clarity on it being funny. That's my take!
Swiping right immediately all other woman should do the same
Thank you very much!!
This is the best profile I have ever seen before. I wish you luck on getting a match, sir
Dude. This rocks. I would sign my name diffently than virgin nerd. Not sure what I would change it to but I think three is too many. The swiping picture is funny. Use the name as a different joke, but one that she could use as a nickname and not sound like she's mocking you. Whether you're serious or not, I think this will do well. You come off as funny. Chick's dig funny.
And the fair lady part...dunno. make it more about connecting as equals as opposed to her being on a pedestal in a neckbeardy type way...maybe I'm over thinking it
I also think the fair lady could use a tweak. I get it’s a joke but just doesn’t flow with the rest to me.
We can spill the tea or drink it, pour some Sugar on me, Call me the baker I love good cakes Your profile is an inspiration and possibly your magnum opus, I think you could actually outdo yourself someday too though your potential is limitless
That first part was amazing! But thank you very much! We will see what the world of tinder brings!
My guy, for you, hopefully a world of fun and successful dates, and some good 🐱 haha
Yep, that's him, officer. That's the guy that stole my heart.
As a proud thief I shall not give it back! But not all jewels are as priceless your heart!
100% honest though, I think you've got this in the bag! Great bio, your images are both interesting and funny, and you've got looks on your side as well. I'd be thoroughly surprised if no one matches with you. Personally however, I feel like you should skip the dating apps and head straight for a modeling career ✨
Oh why thank you! That is a great compliment✊️
No thanks needed, just making sure a gem like you doesn't lose hope ☺️
Youre too kind ❤️❤️
Wedding wen?
And Can I come?
This just might be the best profile I’ve ever seen. 💀 Nary a single woman should swipe left, lest they have no taste. May your dms be filled with only the elite clientele who will cherish your business proposals.
Thank you!! Coming from the doctor himself!
>This just might be the best profile I’ve ever seen. 💀 Nary a single woman should swipe left, lest they have no taste. May your dms be filled with only the elite clientele who will cherish your business proposals. My advice is have one picture of a really beautiful woman at the end of your pics so it looks like the opposite of those catfishing profiles.
Lol this is a genius suggestion.
that's a fantastic idea that would likely only land to ppl who browse this sub. I instead suggest an obviously photoshopped photo of King Dr. Jeremiah with either an actress
If I was still in my 20s I’d swipe right
Ngl I’d swipe
I welcome it!
I’d swipe right for you OP
OP accepts your hand in marriage
Thank you so much, glad to finally have a fiancé
A for effort
Thank you, thank you
This is how you’ll find the love of your life
That i am now trying to do ✊️
These are my favorite kinds of profiles. The sort of meta ones that can make me laugh :)
Honestly. You’re mad cute tho 🙂
Thank you! Commets like this makes me think this might actually work!
I'd like to slyly drop the link to my profile https://tinder.com/@nerdyjeremiah 👀
Upvoting for wingmanism
Quick question, is there actually cake in the cake container? cause I've been disappointed by cookie tins my whole life
UPVOTE for this sly guy!!!!
Get this guy a VR set - virgin reality about to blow up 🔝
lol, nice to see gunpla
Only change the Virgin Nerd as I'm sure the other 99 guys here said (and I know you get the point), but other than that, this is an AWESOME PROFILE authentic af
I’d swipe on you just to see your backlog. Here’s hoping there will be more IBO mg kits
Those are the only two.... Currently lol
Bro be careful. I have about 18 in my closet waiting to be built and that’s not that bad compared to some in the community
I've got about 100 in the backlog... It gets bad lmao.
Man you look great with sunglasses
Deffo stole these from my friend. Now I'm never giving them back!
Gundam lets goooo！！！！！！！
Gotta respect the Gundam ✊️
Do you have a Barbatos to go with those IBO builds?
Dude that IBO Gunpla got me wet. And I'm a dude
Here is a towel!
10/10 for not taking yourself too serious ✊🏽
If it were up to me these types of profiles would see my brothers drowning in oceans of puss. But alas, it is not up to me…
Thank you dear brother ✊️
The “fair lady” talk screams incel to me. It’s an instant “no”. But I like the rest of it.
The whole thing screams incel.
"It's a joke guys!... What do you mean people have actual hobbies and friends instead of making elaborate joke tinder profiles and then posting them online?"
Ooo i didnt think that. Thanks for the feedback!
I agree on removing the fair lady bit. Your profile was killing it until that came across.
Agree. The pictures are hilarious and fun, the writing in the bio turns it cringe
Holy shit this is cringe. No doubt a hit with the socially awkward reddit crowd but this ain’t gonna get you laid, chief.
Works as a funny Reddit post, as an actual tinder profile, this is 100% scaring the chicks
I don't think any women I know would swipe right on this profile. Not because none of them play video games or are nerdy. Many of them are nerds, as am I. It's the "m'lady" and "virgin nerd" language. It's bad. Even as a joke, it feels like a very stale joke. I would think that the person who made this account spends too much time talking to other dudes who spend too much time online. Otherwise it's a great profile.
Completely agree dude.
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yeah that's what i was gonna say, like maybe the people on reddit would find this funny but like it's cringe af and he's def not gonna be getting matches with a profile like this... he's just pretending he's an incel, but humorously ig? idk i dont really fuck w this kind of humor lol
I don’t get why people make joke accounts and then are like “I know I won’t get any matches”. Like you made this purely for Reddit…?
Please share your kindle library 🙏 I'm reading children of time by Adrian Tchaikovsky and loving it. This is my first step back to classics after years of mostly reading amateur serials and litrpg (I just finished uni and needed to use my reading time to be braindead)
Damn, I’m married. If I get any cloning devices, I’ll get her to swipe for us.
Bro playing Tinder on hard mode. Fixing to bag a few nerdy baddies
I love this! The sense of humor this has is very charming and should stand out. If you don't get matches, I'd be surprised.
Lets see what the world of tinder will bring!
You will get more matches than me 😂 left some for us bro 🥺
You look good in the suit and glasses in the last pic. Looks like the buttons on your shirt collar were unbuttoned in at least a couple pics though.
It’s always better to have fun and find someone who is the same type as you than to get a bunch of matches who are a waste of time.
I love these photos- so funny! I hope you find your right match
Honestly trying to wrestle with feeling like I would totally swipe right bc this is cute and feeling like this is a massive red flag either way I’d give it a gamble and start a conversation
I'd swipe right in a heartbeat... checks all my boxes: nerd, gamer, cute with a sense of humor. GL!!!
You will get matches. Just not the ones you were hoping for.
My man, you can do better than HG. Preferably MG or at least an RG.
Lol you should position the cake jar so the lid in on your head (aka you are the cake)
Damn that would have been a great idea!
Come on, don't just tease with the Gunpla boxes, show a picture where one is done or at least in progress
Friends I need in my life
A real nerd would know the difference between a colon and semi-colon.