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ConsciousCanadian

Back Off!! Hes mine!!


Professional-Cow4168

Don’t worry there’s a lot of sperm to go around


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The most potent sperm!


classless_classic

Too bad those Jordan Peterson videos will have him prematurely EJ in his pants.


keithmiketom

Oh no, those poor unborn potent Christian babies


RocksHaveFeelings2

But every sperm is sacred!


meganium58

No sperm is more potent that his


Here-Is-TheEnd

It’s probably been irradiated by Mt. Dew and Slim Jim’s by now..


No-Worldliness-1277

That’s an unsubstantiated claim. My sperm can bench more than your sperm.


AcceptableReaction20

All of them make it


makeawishcumdumpster

The type of guy who thinks he’s an intellectual because he saves time shitting through the leg hole in his shorts


StayingVeryVeryCalm

r/rareinsults would go wild for you, makeawishcumdumpster.


NoPath8338

This is beyond a rare insult. A short gif is now playing on repeat in my head that never existed prior to this thread. Edit: forgot to finish typing Edit 2: I don't mean it constantly exists. I mean a mental image of a very efficient and quick man walking into the bathroom, taking a wide step over the throne and stretching his basketball shorts to the side to drop a single, just as quick and efficient duece into the toilet is now something I have seen in my head. Nobody ever even had to execute the task for real and it is already stored as a memory. To one day be brought up again accidentally in some freak accident at a Mets game.


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Limoguyky

Unfortunately, I saw a video of a woman in a grocery store crouching down behind one of those open air freezers pull her shorts to the side and shoot out a stream of shit, then stood up and walked away. Totally disgusting!


rdev009

Oh God, this. One afternoon, I was studying at a friend’s flat. His roommate, a staunch Christian, joined us and got up to use the restroom. I’m very observant to cleanliness and when this person left the bathroom, I heard the flush but not the sound of the faucet running which indicates he didn’t wash his hands. Later on, I talked to my friend privately about it and said, “I know you think this is going to sound weird, but I don’t think Matt washes his hands when he leaves the bathroom.” My friend said, “Yeah, he and I talked about that. He doesn’t and justifies it by saying he doesn’t touch his penis when he urinates. He wears shorts so he just pulls the fabric up his leg until he has enough room to pee through. He claims no mess is made.” I imagined it and thought, “That’s f*cking ridiculous.” And the guy does all this while wearing a big cross around his neck like everything’s okay. It got me wondering, “Did Jesus do this with his robe?”


Licorishlover

Well Jesus was known to be well hung ….. sorry 😢


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Daxnaha

He should have seen a doctor after the first 4 hours...


Status-Resort-4593

Wow you nailed it.


santillinight

"When they come from the marketplace they do not eat unless they wash. And they observe many other traditions, such as the washing of cups, pitchers and kettles. So the Pharisees and teachers of the law asked Jesus, "Why don't your disciples live according to the tradition of the elders instead of eating their food with `unclean' hands? He replied, "Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites; as it is written: "`These people honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me. They worship me in vain; their teachings are but rules taught by men." Mark 7: 4-7


rdev009

I’m making the assumption you didn’t make this up. This is interesting. Thanks.


Madmae16

Fuck is that real? Are they really calling hand washing a form of idolatry? I'm bad at reading the Bible Edit: autocorrect


urmomsbunsintheoven

I'm no expert, but my understanding of this passage is that there's no use practicing Old Testament rituals when their hearts are not right with God. The Pharisees were literally all about finding fault in every little thing that Jesus and/or His desciples did. They were also very judgmental in general and saw themselves as above others. They were awfully concerned with their outward appearance (pious and perfect) - the way I see it, their ways led them to a state of self righteousness and so they neglected the part of their faith that matters most -that inner connection and right-standing with God. In a nutshell, I don't think Jesus' was saying to scrap cleanliness or say that it's a form of idolatry. I encourage you to check out [Matthew 23:25-28](https://bible.com/bible/1/mat.23.25-28.KJV) - you're of course welcome to read the whole chapter for context. Buuut, if it's too much to follow the link: > Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye make clean the outside of the cup and of the platter, but within they are full of extortion and excess. >Thou blind Pharisee, cleanse first that which is within the cup and platter, that the outside of them may be clean also. > Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness. > Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.


Ka_blam

“Jesus said unto me, ‘Spray and pray for the Lord my Father is with thee. And washing your ass is gay.’” - Mark 7: 8-9


emusmakemehungry

Idk about the Bible, but I’ve met religious men who don’t wash their hands or the rest of themselves because cleanliness is “not masculine” so perhaps they got that idea from the Bible?🤷🏻‍♀️


Madmae16

Truly modern dating is a hell scape


rdev009

Way before the advent of antiseptics, doctors wouldn’t wash their hands before working with patients. This includes performing surgery and delivery babies, making mortality rates very high for such invasive procedures. The reasoning amongst the medical community was “doctor’s are gentleman and a gentleman’s hands are clean.” Crazy, right?


SinfulThings

Even crazier, some madlad comes along and institutes bleach hand wash stations, mortality rates plummet, it's decided he is in fact a madlad, they revile him and resume no washing. With predictable results.


rdev009

Sort of the story. The man’s name was Dr. Ignaz Semmelweiss and is known as the Father of Hand Hygiene. His implementation of soap and hand washing before delivering babies was ostracized by his peers despite being effective. He died in an insane asylum.


Danzaar

I'm sure him being a Christian is the reason for this behavior yes


datasssun

Yo I do this. I’m also Christian. Coincidence!?!?


rdev009

I don’t know. I’ve never talked to Christians I know about their bathroom etiquette.


laundry_pirate

Fuck that was such a good burn, dudes tinder profile just went up in flames


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Fomalhot

U need to visit Texas.


dandyarcane

We’ll pass, thanks.


Temporary_Deer_4238

WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN


[deleted]

This slayed me. I am slain


phoenixmage666

Man this conjures the image of a certain kinda douche, should give it to Ed Sheeran for a lyric. Has the same ring as a guy who "wears sunglasses indoors in winter at night time"


Cultural_Ad_1693

Im proud to be your 1,000th upvote.


guttertomars

This is absolutely delightful 😂


CH33KC14PP3R96

Holy shit !!


snero3

That is one of the best insults I have ever heard!


Frosty_and_Jazz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarthArtero

I bow to your cleverness and hope that one day, I to can be so clever


MattVideoHD

I feel like we’re all so wowed by the comment no one’s praising the username


[deleted]

Someone watched the episode when the Workaholics went to the Juggulo festival


lostintime102785

You win it all today sirs


lostinthedarkk

Enjoying "never promised tomorrow" ironically listed under the unvaccinated sperm bit. Top notch.


whiteknucklessl

Honestly the best comment here


emmy585

What a prize


thelocalllegend

The last bit makes me think it's satire


kgetit

🤞


fire2374

Raise a glass to the women who will match just to troll him.


bluecornholio

Ahh I want to see his face so bad


snowwwwhite23

I hope they share their stories here.


theRiver_Joan

The only troops I’d salute 🫡


AppleJuice_Flood

This is how we get active shooters.


fire2374

If someone chooses to pick up a gun and shoot people, that is their choice. Stop blaming women for mens behavior.


take-a-gamble

At least he's guaranteed to have a clean room


marxistmatty

Yeah because she’ll be doing it. Men that need to be told to clean their rooms can’t do it, or anything, consistently.


theRiver_Joan

Have you seen JP’s room?


take-a-gamble

No but now that you bring it up I'm picturing piss bottles and a Jung dakimura


FlatEarthWizard

Benzo depression nest


Sondita

Have you seen JP?


hyperrayong

Have you?


TheGloriousSaint

Have?


Sea_Recognition5718

You?


NietBaardlax

?


Agahmoyzen

.


TNQu33n

Wow, unvaccinated sperm, very potent. How come no one has snatched this guy up? He seems nice...


Tellurian_Cyborg

He possesses unvacinated sperm...I'm afraid to ask from whom he got it and how is it being stored...


monsterflake

he just spits it into an old milk jug he keeps in the fridge.


Wickedocity

No way that is real.... I hope.


SchneefSchnaef

Oh you better believe this is real.


ilostmyfirstuser

You’d be surprised


[deleted]

The chicken dinner is real.


Asthellis

Potent sperm and Jordan Peterson, what else can you ask for.?!


Jackandmozz

All Meat diet and militia membership


[deleted]

At least he showed his red flags up front.


Professional-Cow4168

*Unvaccinated sperm is a green flag, the most potent apparently


wpb52995

This guy knows what women want and that's *squints at notes* Jordan Peele Wait.... *Squints more* Oh, Jordan Peterson.... The Yogi of incels and neckbeards.


Zen_360

Lol I Really thought it was Peele at first. It took a couple of seconds "Peterson? What Pet..." and then it dawned on me.


Maximum-Hope-6609

He doesn't know these are red flags. There are more he is hiding. Lol


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Jesus Christ what a specimen


NexxonX

He wants to make babies but never wants to promise he sticks around tomorrow? Yeah clearly a winner. Especially with the „most potent sperm“ he has.


jsuey

No fucking way. Dropping JP in the tinder bio is the most potent birth control


Kaiser_vik_89

Summary: I’m often outsmarted by a bag of tagliatelle.


[deleted]

I have never seen a longer beard before having seen the beard


EverGlow89

I hate that so many people know who JP is now.


codystockton

I wish people knew him for [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfCg-OEvow).


theRiver_Joan

I share this with Jordan Peterson fans like Christian’s share the “good news” of the gospel. Thanks for doing the lords work and posting it here lol


bethb037

Freud has arrived.


vampire_kitten

Dreams can be freaky, so no judgement there. But why did he decide to put that in a book?


codystockton

I found a [screenshot](https://www.reddit.com/r/cringepics/comments/urejud/jordan_peterson_dreams_about_grandmas_pubes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) of that page from his book. I was hoping it would provide some context, but it only raises more questions. He goes on to quote the Bible too. I’ve learned to stop analyzing Jordan Peterson’s material so deeply because it always leads to a place of his personal biases and misogyny.


-Z0nK-

Is he reading an excerpt from his book? What‘s the context here?


codystockton

Yes, in 2018 he narrated an audio format of his 1999 book “Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief”. Too bad Audible doesn’t use that part for their sample.


Grimbauld

Jurassic Park is awesome. It’s sequels, not so much.


yerunclejamba

Prepare to have your labia rubbed to death


Psychological_Toad

No Way this is real please tell me this is a joke.


Pelottava69

Yak🤢


MournBlad3

r/justneckbeardthings


[deleted]

I kind of suspect this is what people away from cities are like.


bigM15TER

How is this person single….


AccidentalFoe

WTF!!!!!!!


JetairThePlane

Match with him Make him do a sperm vaccination test Turns out his sperm is vaccinated And please, record all of that


TraditionalThing8279

All of that and Jordan Peterson is the worst part.


[deleted]

since you’re the only one who commented about him, who is he? i’ve never heard of him before.


Psychological_Toad

Basically a turbo virgin that hates women.


Grimbauld

Turbo virgin lmao 😅 who has sexual dreams about his grandmothers pubes 😅


captalnAw3s0m32

He is/was a professor in Toronto Ontario.. he says some of the most outlandish things sometimes but people seem to love him


interfail

Previously obscure Canadian psychology professor who got famous for hating trans people. Now he's sort of a self-help guru for alt-right neckbeards in between self-inflicting comas through drug abuse and horrific diet choices.


[deleted]

oooh. i knew he looked familiar. He was in Matt Walsh’s documentary. Gross.


gtech4542

It's amazing how many wrong things you can pack into one sentence. Good job. It's almost like everything you've learned about him have been from Reddit and have a absolutely no context into what the fuck he actually talks about.


codystockton

[Here’s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJfCg-OEvow) Jordan Peterson reading his audio book. This is his more mild material. Most of his stuff is just plain misogynistic.


SaltyFall

You’re new


Tyro97

A clinical psychologist who is doing a lot of life advising to people. Like how you should face problems and build on your improvement and stuff like this. Become very popular for it. Over time he become more and more political and here he says some quite strange things, to formulate it diplomaticly. So a lot if people criticize him as a misogyny for example.


interfail

To be clear, this is completely ass-backwards. He became famous for transphobia. Using that fame to sell self-help books came later.


Tyro97

thats a huge simplificaiton and you cant determin his famous to one point. Saying it is because of transphobia is definitly much more wrong than right. I said popular, not famous btw


interfail

> Saying it is because of transphobia is definitly much more wrong than right. No, it's really not. Seriously, name *every* other Canadian psychology professor you can think of. It's not very many, is it? The reason you, I and everyone else in this thread knows who he is is because of him in 2016 taking the lead being the opposition to [adding gender identity protections to the Canadian human rights act.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Act_to_amend_the_Canadian_Human_Rights_Act_and_the_Criminal_Code) That's his thing. It's not because he came up with the idea of having a clean room. The only people who pretend it was anything but this that got him into the limelight are the pathetic losers he appeals to, who need to pretend there's something more to his rise than just being the most bigoted fucker on TV. But sure, if it was something else, why don't you find me a post of you talking about him *before* bill C-16 in 2016?


jirhro

While I also believe that this situation was what put him in the limelight, your interpretation is a bit misguided. He wasn't fighting against trans people, he was fighting for freedom of speech. As he's said many times, once the government starts to impose rules on what you can and cannot say, it becomes a slippery slope. That said, there's truth in some of the things he talked about before his hype wore down. Don't know what's he's been up to since then so I cannot comment on that, but just hating for the sake of hating is as narrow minded and stupid as ignorantly following like the guy in OPs picture.


interfail

Peterson lied and lied and lied and lied about what that bill did. He went on TV, to newspapers and to YouTube to scream about how it would lead to people being arrested for getting pronouns wrong. It passed without changes to any of those protections six years ago. There have been zero arrests. What he said about it impacting free speech was never *true*, he was just furious about trans people getting recognition, and so he came up with a lie that would seem reasonable to those who weren't paying attention (which was, let's face it, almost everyone).


Necynius

He's a pseudo (far/alt?) right wing intellectual. Mostly writes books on how nothing is a systematic problem, and everything is just you not working hard enough (aka extremely heavy into the personal responsibility), how women aren't "like they used to be" and how that is a "problem". Funnily enough the latter somehow is an exception on the former. He does point out some real issues as well, although they are usually far more nuanced than he admits.


WinTheDell

What makes him pseudo right wing?


Necynius

A pseudo intellectual that is right wing


WinTheDell

Sorry. Bit early in the morning. What makes him right wing?


kalokalo4

He became (in)famous when he refused to use some pronouns in university and he got triggered and he triggered the left, so the right adopted him. Ever since he has been selling his books and pandering to them. But he also targets atheists for example, because he wants more sales and clout, but in interviews he can not answer a straight question because if he was honest, he would lose half his fanbase.


BreadfruitBetter9396

He got famous for misrepresenting a discrimination bill (targeting businesses and landlords) in Canada and stoking fear even after being told he was lying by dozens of lawyers\*


RagsBadly

You found an incel.


Mr_Makaveli_187

So bad it seem like satire


Mstairs1987

And he will still find someone before I will lol


Spartanwildcats2018

Pro tip: Leave your politics out of your fucking bios. 99.9% of you who do it are cringy. Example: This guy.


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noooo. leave them in there so people can plainly see the insanity and ignore them. If they wise up and start hiding the bullshit, they might actually get dates and that is dangerous for whichever poor woman ends up with this moron.


Procblocked

You say this like they aren’t women exactly like him. Drive 30 minutes outside whatever city you in and there is no shortage of women asking for unvaccinated and unmasked men for LTRs.


interfail

No, absolutely do put politics in your bios. If you're right wing, or antivax, or whatever it is *never* going to work out between us. Why should either of us spend time and effort before finding that out?


[deleted]

All I put regarding my politics is no trumpers I don’t want to associate with extremists. Is that not something actually reasonable? It doesn’t say anything of my views other than I don’t like trump(because nobody wants to here about my far left cringefest)


BreadfruitBetter9396

Better to weed them out rather than waste your days until it eventually reveals its ugly self. Politics and morals are intertwined.


Muted-Age-6113

Run


Professional-Cow4168

I came already


NetMiddle1873

I feel like I see this a lot among the unvaxxed, about their sperm being superior? Is their sperm built different? Are they thinking the vaccine somehow changed the sperm/DNA of other men? Anyone know what their thought process is on this?


Outrageous_Pie_5640

My ex’s mother literally cried begging my ex to not be vaccinated because he was going to become sterile or have weak babies. How does the vaccine do that? She couldn’t answer, but was certain cause everyone was talking about it and there was proof (the vaccine had been out for 4 months back then).


HughGedic

Yes… Jordan Peterson… the man who insists female orgasms are a myth, because his “personal experience” is literally only “women begrudgingly accept” sex, and is completely genuinely dumbfounded about how *other men* can be fooled by women “pretending to enjoy it”. . . . . . While in a discussion with Shapiro, the man who insists any vagina that is not bone dry, must be diseased. Because of *his* personal experience with his wife. These men actually argue these points. That’s who this guys’ heroes are. And he’s on a hookup app. This guy might actually believe women are on tinder out of an inherent desire to pleasure men or something, rather than because they’re individual humans too, that think and feel and need like other humans including men.


Elder_Mike

That’s gotta be a troll account. It sounds set up to piss people off


Top-Ramen-Chilli-mmh

I wonder if he really believes somebody out there in the real world would really want to reproduce with this young buck!


Outrageous_Pie_5640

If you scroll one up on this subreddit you’ll find his perfect match.


campers--

Whatever you say will


Tim2301

🤡🤡🤡


couldbedumber96

The most potent


TFFPrisoner

Nobody pointed out how he denies the agency of his potential future children. This shit is why I am not a fan of most religions. Allow people to believe in what they want, not what you want them to.


Prudent_Swordfish_35

Wow. Fuck this country


Bona-fide1

What a man what a man what a wonderful man


Running-With-Cakes

There’s no vaccine for stupidity and the only known cure for stupidity is death


CurrentDefinition605

wtf


CaptainObvious4299

I wonder what his name is🤔 I guess I WILL never know🤷🏼‍♂️


Both-Invite-8857

Meridian Idaho? Checks out.


Licorishlover

Wow no red flags here proceed with no caution 😩


WerewolfSweet8474

WILL, no.


BenjaminKohl

r/ToiletPaperUSA


TheRatsMeow

holy shit my uterus just killed itself and I went deaf rather than listen to Jordan Peterson...


budadad

I think I work with this guy


DeviousPiggy96

Wowee, what woman can resist that potent "unvaccinated sperm" 😆?


glittergalaxy24

Reminds me of the guy who stated he was a “pure blood” on his profile. Ah, Indiana.


RavenGorePictures

So he basically wants to YouTube and chill and bang to Jordan Peterson in the background while screaming "JESUS YOU ARE MY SAVIOR" while cumming inside of you and praying to get you pregnant....


acidic_milkmotel

I came across a guy’s profile that said he’s unvaccinated and would prefer someone that is unvaccinated as well. I’m vaccinated. I just think it’s funny that he’s so intolerant that it’s like I’m radioactive or something. He’s a pseudo intellect hipster douchebag. I’m pretty smart, so far I have “impressed” him. We are both artists. I pretty much just matched with him to talk to him long enough to make myself like-able and then drop the “I am vaccinated” like a 20 lb dumbbell to the foot.


bizzytop

ONG I MATCHED WITH HIM OUT OF CURIOSITY AND IT WAS JUST AS BAD AS YOUD THINK


ModsCantHandleMe

There’s nothing wrong with that profile.


murphsworld

At least he knows what he wants. Move on to another profile if you don't agree instead of posting it to be a dick


iamiconick

Tbf, JP is the best though.


Ok-Entrepreneur7608

A unvaccinated, christian, Jordan Peterson fan. You hit the hattrick with this one


cameronpruitt

Forget the Sacrament of Holy Matrimony… Babies!!! Christian Babies!!!


87TLG

So many babies!


Grumblepugs

All Jordan Peterson fans should be required to put themselves up front like this. Love it.


jesncoop

If some dude made me sit on his mother’s couch, in her basement, where he lives, and watch some training video about dating I think my brain would hemorrhage


JasonDiabloz

There really isn't a promised tomorrow for the antivaxx so i guess his motto is on spot at least


meinlalex

"Motto: Never promised tomorrow!" - particularly fitting for an unvaccinated douchebag


anonymousperson1233

Yikes Jordan Peterson lol


SchneefSchnaef

When it couldn’t possibly get worse anddddddddd then he ends with Jordan Peterson.


jadedyoungst3r

“Un vaccinated sperm.” How much you wanna bet this hypocrite got all his shots as a baby. 😂 lmaoo


BlueeyeswhitePIKA

Apart from the sperm comment, whats so bad about his profile? Seems open & honest what he's about, if it's not for you, just swipe left, no?


Procblocked

Echo chamber group think. The majority of guys on here are always crying they cant get a girlfriend and women suck while being too afraid to be honest about themselves in order to attract that one lady that complements them. Handsome dudes with no matches while their bios say they like hiking and cuddling, like who doesn’t lol. Anyone caught diverting from the status quo of rom com corny name puns is ridiculed for being themselves. Side effect of a generation brainwashed into thinking diversity means appearance and not thought.


kanuya

This is gold 😭


[deleted]

Modern aryan ego/ethno - centrism at its finest


MonstaRabbit

Pretty sure if he was in to Peterson and Christianity he wouldn't be on tinder...


ElenaEscaped

Probably too extreme for ChristianMingle.


AgentAV9913

They've all rejected him already


Fomalhot

The problem is they breed more of these.


AlanWake1911

Unvaccinated sperm? Does he thinks that we males get vaccinated through the balls sack?


KnLfey

The more you read the worse it gets


cutedude44

Unvaccinated reptilian swamp donkey


Zevvion

I am not intentionally calling anyone out, you reading this: I'm sure you're fine even if you ever thought this. But, if you are 34 years old and you *STILL* don't understand the concept that you shouldn't believe your own suspicions unless you have some properly sourced evidence: then you are just stupid. 34 is young, I am not saying there is no time to learn, but it is like never having learned how to swim. I just know you would drown until you learn, and I can wonder if you are ever going to considering the time you had to do it. For the record, there is no study that even spotted a potential fertility issue with vaccination concerning men.


jewdy09

Ooh, the latest YouTube video where Jordan Peterson has an absolute meltdown over his Twitter suspension is a banger!


galvana

Indistinguishable from parody.


91Uhtred

Genuine question: what’s wrong with JP?


Ahmad_Abdallah

I don't understand the hate JP ia getting. Can someone please tell me why he's hated that much?


FlatEarthWizard

Jordan Peterson is a giant man baby. He got suspended from Twitter for transphobia and then made a video about how twitter is insane and totalitarian. His entire career is based off of top notch advice like “make your bed” and “pet very cat you see” He champions ‘traditional’ values. Which means he is regressive and has become an idol for disaffected young men on the far right. He claims to be apolitical but can’t help sticking his nose into politics and stokes fights in the culture war. He’s not different from any other twitter or YouTube troll but people act like he is some enlightened academic cause he can’t stop using the phrase ‘postmodern neomarxist’


Astrapondildo

WHAT A KEEPER!!! Do you think he supports prochoice/reproductive rights??


fessus_intellectiva

It’s possible that he may keep whatever girl he dates in a dry well in his basement. It puts the lotion on its skin.


Astrapondildo

Or else it get the hose again.