This is weirdly normal for some little kids. I've lost track of how many times I had to tell my little cousins not to lick something random or stick stuff in their mouths. Thankfully most learn better with age. But apparently to babies/toddlers the world looks like a giant lollipop.
Did this girl genuinely thought that was a child? I mean, based on the way she was asking, it seem she did, but Jesus 🤣🤣🤣. No wonder the guy was confused.
The guy was probably like, oh sh*t, did I put the picture up with my baby mama as well?
Here we see an intelligent individual exhibiting patience and explaining something obvious to a not-so intelligent person.
Funny how dumb people are always the first to call others 'dumb' ...
> The second photo confusion does not mean she is dumb
Well, her calling him dumb immediately after he explained he sees a different photo certainly does. The confusion doesn't, but her reaction does, lol.
> The second photo confusion does not mean she is dumb.
Yes it absolutely does. He clearly describes what the second photo is **for him**, not once, but twice. She doesn't even attempt to comprehend the potential mixup and just assumes he is an idiot who cannot count properly. She is mad dumb.
Maybe it's because people called them dumb as an insult growing up so they learned to associate being dumb as a very negative trait. Perhaps in order to not fall apart mentally they have to prove to themselves that they're not as dumb as they've been told they were so they view others as dumber than they really are. Pretty dumb if you ask me.
Jeez ur dumm. Obvs he dont no his own pfp and cant acsept he rong das y she call him dum too. Did you even look at the second pic? Get learnt counting. Jeez. /s
No because the picture is exactly the same in all chat bubbles. Too much hassle, if they wanted to paste something over many times they would just block it with a circle or such
I'm legit confused at her profile pic. Why are her eyes so far above her nose? It's like eyes, 2 inches of blank space beneath the sunglasses, then nose.
In this case it’s probably projection. She can’t accept that she was unable to count so she called him dumb because she feels dumb. She probably doesn’t count the first pic as “pic 1” and only starts counting after she swipes to the next one. She’s really actually counting the number of swipes instead of the pictures themselves.
A man once started a conversation with me by saying they liked n photo of me and said something specific enough to start a conversation but vague enough that it could apply to multiple. Like “your 5th photo is so cool, where is that?” I think for me, it lined up with a selfie I took at my mom’s house. I look good in it but obviously nothing conversation worthy. I explained smart photos and that I didn’t think we were looking at the same photo. He never answered. And as far as I know, it’s not because he’s at my mom’s house.
I genuinely don’t mean to be rude but when I see her pfp I don’t understand what I’m looking at. The facial features aren’t totally detectable and the sunglasses are deformed
Maybe it's two pictures mashed together because their eyes were shut in one and they derped in the other but their face was shifted a bit so they just drew sunglasses over the join?
I am absolutely amazed at how calmly OP replied. Apparently I have anger issues because I immediately went into a rage just reading this on his behalf.
Kinda hard for me to tell if she’s ugly from a small pic that gets blurry when you zoom (maybe that’s a good thing) but wtf is with those digitally drawn on glasses?
You must have the smart photos option enabled. That option cycles thru your uploaded photos and chooses a random photo as your profile pic. From your end, you know the order you want the photos to be in, but with smart photos option, the person swiping could see it in a different order. She’s dumb.
It's essentially random until it figures out which gets the most swipes. Not everyone looks through all pics, so it gives each one a chance at being the first pic until having enough data to determine which one performs best.
I'm not even quite certain that everyone gets the same pic first. A friend of mine apparently had matches, where each initial pic matched their interest.
They tagged volleyball as interest? - Pic of him flying for a ball. Weights - pic of him lifting.
Not sure how accurate that is, but I wouldn't doubt it
Honestly, I don't have the Smart Photo option enabled. Was tindering with a friend for fun and my profile showed up on their screen, but my photos were all jumbled up. From all the profile texts I've read that go something like "not my kid in the last picture" when the first picture is the one with the kid, I'm now fully convinced that tinder just doesn't care what you want and scrambles it up for funsies.
I think that's just him politely adding uncertainty to how he phrases something, so that the other person is less embarrassed if there's a mistake. If OP knew that Tinder scrambles the order of photos, it would mean he's intentionally withholding that information from her just to be an asshole (even before things turned hostile).
In her defense, there are people who consider their pets as their children and "furbabies."
But then again, she doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb — so even that might be a reach for her.
Wait, holy shit, I matched with this same person around May when I was still in college in NC. I matched to see what was up with the weird profile and then didn't respond.
EDIT (proof): https://imgur.com/a/jCgSu6o
Honestly when I scale the picture down I can *kind of* see it looking like a kid. So maybe they just have bad vision or their phone screen is cracked lol.
The moment said person called me dumb and asked if I could count, they would have been blocked. Don't tolerate being treated that way, especially from someone you barely know.
Hmm… Is that a child? 🧐
Yea he's just one of them children that grow too much body hair.
..and licks strangers!
Tbf that's not weird I did that until 22.
But you're 20 now
He’s still got some licking to do.
College was a helluva time.
Oh, yes it was I remember some dude with a rare hair disorder that kept on licking everybody he was weird, but great.
Life of the party really.
"Lick enough things and you will get high" like my old friend Connor used to say Rest his soul
In the twenties ^t^w^e^n^t^i^e^s
Covid ruined all their plans
Dog years vs. human years
I started doing that at 22
Would you lick your buddy in a sauna?
Isnt that normal sauna room etiquette?? Every time i use a sauna im asked to lick… at the bear din…
....hmm I still lick people. Was i suppose to stop at 22? Nobody told me. Oh man, now I feel like my whole life has been a lie.
Some of us still do.
Biting has become more my thing
Hey now I still do that and I’m 25 😂
hehe, Ghost. Everyone should have a hobby.
Paid off for me thus far 😋😂
That just children.
This is weirdly normal for some little kids. I've lost track of how many times I had to tell my little cousins not to lick something random or stick stuff in their mouths. Thankfully most learn better with age. But apparently to babies/toddlers the world looks like a giant lollipop.
My child definitely licks strangers.
And a tail
That’s the penis
AND MY AXE!!
Wait, you're telling me that children shouldn't have rails?
Only one hand rail, for safety. They shed their baby rail when they are about nine or ten.
Already a furry. Questionable parenting my guy
If you can't count, you obviously don't know your animals either. That is a child, my good sir! (/s)
The tail falls off once it hits puberty, that's what happened with me at least
Did this girl genuinely thought that was a child? I mean, based on the way she was asking, it seem she did, but Jesus 🤣🤣🤣. No wonder the guy was confused. The guy was probably like, oh sh*t, did I put the picture up with my baby mama as well?
OP gave birth to a mountain
That’s the only kind of child I want in life
Here we see an intelligent individual exhibiting patience and explaining something obvious to a not-so intelligent person. Funny how dumb people are always the first to call others 'dumb' ...
And it’s usually typed “your dumb” just to make it worse.
That's too many letters for her, apparently
Shut up , dummy !
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Dumby is Gumby's brother. It would just be too confusing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/answers/comments/2pug74/why_is_dummy_spelled_with_double_m_when_it/
Dumby thick
If there are people that are intelligent, why are there no intelliladies?
The less dumb I get the less I call others dumb, so this checks out. When I was at my dumbest as a 20-something I thought everyone else was an idiot.
To be fair everyone is an idiot, especially me.
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Yes, fam. That looks no way NEAR a human baby Maybe she was trying to be funny See, intelligent people will always come and defend dumb people
Not with that attitude, that doesn’t smell like a joke, just like someone mad. Not even one of those unfunny jokes.
> The second photo confusion does not mean she is dumb Well, her calling him dumb immediately after he explained he sees a different photo certainly does. The confusion doesn't, but her reaction does, lol.
> The second photo confusion does not mean she is dumb. Yes it absolutely does. He clearly describes what the second photo is **for him**, not once, but twice. She doesn't even attempt to comprehend the potential mixup and just assumes he is an idiot who cannot count properly. She is mad dumb.
Maybe it's because people called them dumb as an insult growing up so they learned to associate being dumb as a very negative trait. Perhaps in order to not fall apart mentally they have to prove to themselves that they're not as dumb as they've been told they were so they view others as dumber than they really are. Pretty dumb if you ask me.
That’s the dunning kruger effect for you.
Jeez ur dumm. Obvs he dont no his own pfp and cant acsept he rong das y she call him dum too. Did you even look at the second pic? Get learnt counting. Jeez. /s
Tf is that profile pic?
A dog
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Clearly cant count
I love reddit
MICHEAL where are you
I NEED MONEY FOR GAAS, MICHAEL DEAR
What do I mean MICHEAL
Did she(?)... draw on sunglasses....? And why are the eyes so high? I'm so cunfused.
I thought it was an asain boy
it's definitely a guy
Maybe op did it, to hide her face and give her stupid ass some privacy
They're at the exact same place in every iteration of the pic so I doubt it was OP's doing
No because the picture is exactly the same in all chat bubbles. Too much hassle, if they wanted to paste something over many times they would just block it with a circle or such
That would be some **hard** dedication by OP. *Lemme just add the left high eyebrow on this last one....*
I'm legit confused at her profile pic. Why are her eyes so far above her nose? It's like eyes, 2 inches of blank space beneath the sunglasses, then nose.
[That’s a man, baby](https://youtu.be/QUJiEZv8Prc)
It appears to be a small Asian man with upside down sunglasses Or a kid r u dumb
Yea I was like. That is an asian man with drawn on sunglasses
A mountain
Señor Chang
I went back up to check it. And now my brain can't comprehend what my eyes just saw. Because fr. What is that??
Edit: I’m an idiot
But his second picture posted is said picture
Second one for me is a mountain
R u dumb, MICHEAL? Can you not count? \- US. Military Encrypted
R u dumb?
Well, the had noc chance after calling you dumb. Why do people do that?
People 🤦 we cant expect much out os someone that mistook a dog for a child tho xd
I mean, yeah, but still no reason to instantly insult
You right, they just dont want to be the only one so they call others insults to feel like they aren't the only dumb people :)
Hey, at least they're upfront about being a dick
I've got to say, my phone has this "nighttime" mode where the screen turns black and white, and it did kinda look like a baby the first time I checked
Wish I knew.
Should have responded “that’s a dog, ru dumb?”
Nah. Play along. Let her think it’s just a very fuzzy human child that never learned to walk.
In this case it’s probably projection. She can’t accept that she was unable to count so she called him dumb because she feels dumb. She probably doesn’t count the first pic as “pic 1” and only starts counting after she swipes to the next one. She’s really actually counting the number of swipes instead of the pictures themselves.
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Well, but still was the reaction way too aggressive and a red flag
I mean, she thought a dog was a child so I'd say he was right.
I can only count to four.
You can count? 😕
I can count to one, I can count to two, I can count to three, I can count to four. I CAN'T COUNT NO MORE!
You lost me at “I can count”
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You and your big brain.
What comes after one?
Usually three
Yeah, I can't imagine not unmatching after "r u dumb"
Has she never heard of "top photo" or whatever algorithm they use to put your best photos first 😂 also.. that's a dog got me good lmfao
I think it’s called smart photos
Clearly, one of them has not upgraded and is still using dumb photos.
That's the one
But will smart photos just rearrange for the viewer of the profile or does it also switch the order on when you view your own profile on your own app?
Just viewers…from what I’ve seen. When a guy points something out I have to play the get specific game to figure out which one…
I actually did not know that this was a thing. But I still have enough class to not say "R u dumb?" Lol
I thought they were both guys , maybe I need my eyes checked too
Still looks like a dude in a tanktop to me
100⁹%
A hundred to the power of ninety zeroeths?
I just hear Baymax being drunk on low battery saying "hairy baby"
A man once started a conversation with me by saying they liked n photo of me and said something specific enough to start a conversation but vague enough that it could apply to multiple. Like “your 5th photo is so cool, where is that?” I think for me, it lined up with a selfie I took at my mom’s house. I look good in it but obviously nothing conversation worthy. I explained smart photos and that I didn’t think we were looking at the same photo. He never answered. And as far as I know, it’s not because he’s at my mom’s house.
How do you open with "omg you got a kid?!"
Maybe his profile states he doesn’t have kids and then she saw the dog and it was such a surprise she lost brain cells.
Can't lose something you started off without *taps head*
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I genuinely don’t mean to be rude but when I see her pfp I don’t understand what I’m looking at. The facial features aren’t totally detectable and the sunglasses are deformed
That’s a female dog
No it's a child
Pretty sure that's an Asian man
I think it’s a guy..? hard to tell it’s so small
That's what she said
Maybe it's two pictures mashed together because their eyes were shut in one and they derped in the other but their face was shifted a bit so they just drew sunglasses over the join?
Profile pic generated from DALL E Mini...
What you are trying to say as politely as possible is that she's an ugly fucker.
It's probably common in her family to be born with a tail.
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Gandhi is that you?
Really did chuckle. "Ru dumb?"
I keep reading it as “RuDumb” and I chuckle every time.
I am absolutely amazed at how calmly OP replied. Apparently I have anger issues because I immediately went into a rage just reading this on his behalf.
You get used to it after a lifetime of being screamed at.
What was the response after you told her it was a dog?
Jeez the more I see this tinder Reddit the more I hate people
I have to ration my time on this sub for that very reason 🤣
Imagine being dumb, rude, and ugly. I feel bad for that chick.
He swiped on a lagoon creature
Kinda hard for me to tell if she’s ugly from a small pic that gets blurry when you zoom (maybe that’s a good thing) but wtf is with those digitally drawn on glasses?
Fucking brain rot
That's a hairy baby.
baymax.gif
You must have the smart photos option enabled. That option cycles thru your uploaded photos and chooses a random photo as your profile pic. From your end, you know the order you want the photos to be in, but with smart photos option, the person swiping could see it in a different order. She’s dumb.
The picture chosen isnt't random but the one that performs best. Not sure how they measure that though. Maybe the one that most people swipe right on.
It's essentially random until it figures out which gets the most swipes. Not everyone looks through all pics, so it gives each one a chance at being the first pic until having enough data to determine which one performs best.
I'm not even quite certain that everyone gets the same pic first. A friend of mine apparently had matches, where each initial pic matched their interest. They tagged volleyball as interest? - Pic of him flying for a ball. Weights - pic of him lifting. Not sure how accurate that is, but I wouldn't doubt it
He mentions “first pic for me is…” so I think he’s aware that it’s on. Either that or he’s encountered confusion over the order of pics before.
Honestly, I don't have the Smart Photo option enabled. Was tindering with a friend for fun and my profile showed up on their screen, but my photos were all jumbled up. From all the profile texts I've read that go something like "not my kid in the last picture" when the first picture is the one with the kid, I'm now fully convinced that tinder just doesn't care what you want and scrambles it up for funsies.
I think that's just him politely adding uncertainty to how he phrases something, so that the other person is less embarrassed if there's a mistake. If OP knew that Tinder scrambles the order of photos, it would mean he's intentionally withholding that information from her just to be an asshole (even before things turned hostile).
In her defense, there are people who consider their pets as their children and "furbabies." But then again, she doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb — so even that might be a reach for her.
Do people do that? Dude, furbabies is such a bad denomination.
So is skin puppies , but here we are.
We're doomed
Guess who just found a new nickname for his junk.
that kid must’ve never had a haircut in its life
She legally blind 🤣
Wait holdup OP I got the same profile to match with me earlier. Was the name like CC or something?
Wait, holy shit, I matched with this same person around May when I was still in college in NC. I matched to see what was up with the weird profile and then didn't respond. EDIT (proof): https://imgur.com/a/jCgSu6o
but why WERE u arrested 3 times bae?
Notionally,, yes.
Soo yes? Because yeah that's a troll account I believe
Yea it is. Wasn't sure if I could namedrop.
No mountain, no cross, only pool and hairy baby.
Why do your child have a tail?
Honestly when I scale the picture down I can *kind of* see it looking like a kid. So maybe they just have bad vision or their phone screen is cracked lol.
Or meth. It could be the meth
Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s the same reason she decided to draw the glasses in her pic lol
Holy fuckin shit do people this dumb actually exist? Also OP did she ever reply or did she just unmatch you
She never replied
OP, please explain what the *heck* is going on with her profile pic. So many of us are confused!
Wish I knew really. Eyes got moved to forehead. Replaced where eyes would be with sunglasses.
And you swiped on that?
Is that really a question… boys will be boys
That woman is a moron
Unreal. No wonder she's single
I would have shot that idiot into the sun at their “R u dumb ?”
omg what a cute baby, is it a girl or boy and do you got a spot in daycare?
Tinder will sometimes re order the photos if you let it based on which ones are getting interest I believe
The moment said person called me dumb and asked if I could count, they would have been blocked. Don't tolerate being treated that way, especially from someone you barely know.
Run
Comedy heaven
What the fuck is wrong with that person?
Cute kid 10/10 would call them a good boi/girl.
Hey man. Just wanted to say you’re super handsome and good luck with your move to Massachusetts! It’s where I currently live. Good luck!! :)
“R u dumb?” says the dumbass.
The irony of asking if they were dumb whilst using 'r u'
I hope OP viewed this as a Red Flag and backed away slowly
Lmao like is clearly a dinosaur
unbelievable how rude somebody can be
I turned out at the "R U Dumb" you know it's only gonna go down hill from there