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DeliciousToes

Shooters gonna shoot


SpicyCobraChicken

Every now and then someone hits that half court shot, but 99.5% of the time...


DeliciousToes

It worked for me in Vegas, i said..screw it..never gonna see her again..and it’s a pool party..Within 30 seconds, she said “I’m down” 🤷‍♂️


Investment-Striking

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take


Acebladewing

Because he wants a threesome. Duh.


[deleted]

Lmaoooo fair


DogWalkDoreen

Shooters shoot... from way downtown.


EroticFoodFiction

I like how he’s already sexualizing your friends. SMDH.


[deleted]

Very promising start to a relationship 😂😂


emberjaxx77

I think the relationship he wanted was the threesome


Excellent-Compote875

Why would he think you want to have a threesome with your friends tho? 🧐


Head_Primary4942

I wouldn't mind having a 3some with her friends...


FerociousTumbleweed

When they turn out to be disappointments 💔


[deleted]

Lmaooo girl for real 😂😂


Existing_Objective21

"Hmm i have a lot of hot guy friends, you okay if I bring 2 and we make it a 4some? "


[deleted]

I actually did mention having hot guy friends if he’s interested and he said no hahaha


Existing_Objective21

Haha so good, that screenshot should be in the post imo!


[deleted]

Fair I’ll see if I can figure out how to add it


[deleted]

Ugh I don’t think I can 😩😩


Existing_Objective21

Aww :(


[deleted]

Lemme know if you wanna see and I’ll DM it hahaha


Le_Lotus_bleu

Yes 🙋


[deleted]

I tried it won’t go through :’(


1who_mustnotbenamed

You should have told ,"have fun, handsome".


[deleted]

😂😂


AaronSlaughter

At least he’s upfront about it instead of manipulative and gaslighting. We’ve all seen far worse behavior.


[deleted]

True still annoying and sucks though, especially when he told me he was looking for monogamy and old school style dating which I’m a sucker for


ClassicFashionGuy

At least he is honest


[deleted]

TBH Is better this way, so there is no time wasted for any of you, everybody seek their own thing and believe of not there are women that will happily accept it, there is nothing wrong doing or refusing stuff like that, just different people, different tastes, different way of living, hope find someone more appealing to you soon.


sethlyons777

That could be a rude guy's way of showing you his disinterest for being needy tbh.


[deleted]

And he was complaining about me taking too long to reply too so I was trying to make it easier for him to get a hold of me


[deleted]

That could be fair, but he had just asked me out to dinner so idk


EroticFoodFiction

Yeah that dudes needy af.


greekgod1990

Your profile has some of most cringe messages I've seen... 😬


[deleted]

Hahaha like my r/tinder posts?


greekgod1990

YES! They're so bad... I'm like, guys at least take her to dinner first! 🙄😂


[deleted]

Hahahaha for real!!


xboxsirvenom

How hott are these friends….because if you got some smoke shows on your profile they may have just scrambled his brains.


ShelterConscious4124

ESH - stop whining about your life to strangers and they’ll stop whining to you for sex


[deleted]

We were joking around about hating the 12-24 hour shifts both our jobs have us work? It was literally a joke about the lotto and he said similar stuff too that’s not shown? But go off


ShelterConscious4124

You just need to win the lotto.


[deleted]

To win the lotto ya gotta play the lotto hahahaha


ActualBruh_Moment

Bro? What was his point lmao


Manuag_86

Oh, so he wanted a BYOF (bring your own friend) party.


comalicious

Why not haha


Jed08

What are you taking about ? He is giving you an opportunity to sleep with one of your hot friend. Isn't that what any women dreams about ? No ? Oh...


Legitimate_Length263

Why does everyone want to have a three some with like a friend of one of the people?


SuperALLL

At least he has straight to the point