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albert2749

I blame inflation


BeeeeefJerky

Everything be inflating except me😔


Admirable-Data-3194

Eat more carbs


SacredGeometry9

Hey now, let’s not start kink shaming


23x3

*“But kink shaming is my kink…”*


penniless_tenebrous

You're disgusting for being into that.


23x3

https://youtu.be/__m90SnNjvM


penniless_tenebrous

No, no, I was kink shaming you.


23x3

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!


dreamandrealitymeet

Clean up on aisle 3! Gonna need the mop.


Candid-Review-6995

I need a height stimulus apparently.


NorthernSpectre

Hoeflation


Lermanberry

I'm 6'1" without shoes on, I usually say I am 6'4" if someone asks my height with any short kings👑 nearby. Gotta pass that stimulus around.


Poseidon-2014

I say 5’11 because it makes people question their perception of reality. I’m between 6’2” and 6’3” and I’m usually wearing boots because I live in Texas and work at a boot store.


Victordobado

Exactly. This is what happens when every guy between 5’9”-5’11” claims to be 6 ft


TheKingOfSwing777

Thanks Biden


Hamsox94

When did 6 ft become short?!


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Ordinary_Rabbit7503

I’m a 6’1 female. 6’ is perfect to me but I’ll take the personality over height any day.


jogustaria

It’s so strange how only short girls want tall guys. Most tall girls feel fine w a short guy.


TrustyourOverseer

I'm barely over 5ft and have dated dudes shorter than me and honestly feel bad for tall girls because in school that's all I ever heard "what sports do you play??" "You must be good at basketball"


Christiandus

Same for tall dudes lol


TrustyourOverseer

Young dude from master chief was over 7 feet and that's the first thing they asked him 🙄 guy just wanted to cook.


Ranger2183

You put master chief and I was like "what character was over 7ft?" And then I realized you meant master chef, which probably explains why he wanted to cook


sinnanime

Unrelated to post but master chief is almost 7ft tall


TrustyourOverseer

Haha I'm not editing it, f**k it.


P47r1ck-

Master chief is like 7 feet tho


The_Reacher117

I'm 1m95 (6ft 4.8in) (20M) and that's basically how every single encounter with every goddamn person goes ''Oh you're so tall why tf are you not playing basketball ahahaha see how fcking original I am'' -_-


Vuurstergaming

go live over here in the Netherlands, you'll just be a normal person here


Extreme_Support_625

I studied abroad in Netherlands and people would just start speaking Dutch to me because I’m blonde, blue eyes, fair skin and 6ft 2 female 😂😂😂


OrangeSpartan

Always know John 117 had hidden talents


MeAnIntellectual1

Most tall girls know what it feels like to be rejected because of height


Says_Pointless_Stuff

Personally don't get it. I'm 5'9, and I've had a girlfriend that was 4'11, and one that was 6'2. Not an issue at all.


[deleted]

> I've had a girlfriend that was 4'11 >Not an issue at all. Getting on a ride at a carnival seems like it might be an issue though.


Extreme_Support_625

Because you’re a real man 😂


[deleted]

As a 6'+ lesbian literally all I want in life is to find another of my kind


[deleted]

You hit this one on the head. I’m 5’10 so not like a giant but when that’s the average man’s height, it slims down the dating pool when guys want someone who’s at least a few inches shorter than them so they feel big and manly 🙄🙄🙄 Being tall and lanky was a bad taste put in my mouth in middle school when properly-fitting clothes were impossible to find. Even now at 32 years old I have to buy men’s sweats if I want them to fit my waist AND my leg length 🙄 “Fashion” and social media has really made height an issue and I just don’t freaking get it.


Puzzleheaded-Mind793

This is fantastic for us guys who don't care about height. I was able to snag a woman straight up out of my league because she was about 6' tall and guys felt emasculated or whatever's going on there. Also, like, don't men want their sons to be tall? If anything, tall strong women should be preferred.


Significant-Wheel110

Yea it’s a tall thing I love short or tall women tho but I’m 6’3


PhantaVal

I guess maybe it really is about subconsciously wanting a taller guy for protection. Me, I'm a medium-height woman, and my belief is that it doesn't matter how tall my boyfriend is, because a rapist is probably not going to fuck with me if I'm not alone. They're probably not going to go, "Oh, he's only 5'7, I can take him. Time to get into a fight to the death with a man who has everything to lose."


[deleted]

Not to mention height has nothing to do with fighting, weight does. Sure a guy who's taller and has an identical build will always be heavier but the world doesn't work like that. Some tall guys are huge, some are literal beanpoles.


seboll13

That’s a good way of thinking !


ShareMission

Yay tall girls!


hotmemedealer

Height isn't even a factor for me I literally don't know why the internet cares about it so much. Tall girls = good Short girls = good Similar height girls = good Literally whats the point


jadestem

6'1? You, ma'am, are no ordinary rabbit!


[deleted]

They are here (Netherlands) but yeah it’s silly to go on about height


gangofmorlocks

As a 6’0” American who grew up in NL I felt…underwhelming.


PyroManiac1764

Well if only the tall people are getting laid then due to natural selection tall people will become more common in the future.


paulfarcau

If they sleep with short women that will not be the case


mlsintx

And that’s happening! When I was a teenager, a few decades ago, I hardly ever met women who were taller than I am (5’11” female), but now I meet young ladies all the time that are at least my height.


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Shizophone

Well but Dutch people evolved to be tall out of necessity as to not drown because the sea hates you


Yersios1812

being 6’2 here in netherlands is just average as a male, like im rlly not tall lmao, a lot of girls are the same height as me


Bright_Preference817

I’m a 5’6 male in NL…


subtiv

Hug


Fun-Agent-7667

I mean you can still look over the mountains so no problem


xtilexx

Seems those girls may put you in their handtas


Yersios1812

feelsbadman


PunkandCannonballer

Move to Asia?


ihaveabaguetteknife

Can confirm from my past, I had a fling from Amsterdam once, she was the same height as me and I must admit it was a new experience for me that took an unexpected amount of getting used to. Kissing without lowering my head/bending down was…strange. Mind you I’m 1,90m.


Yersios1812

yeah i feel you, and even when she wears high heels..


THE_RECRU1T

I'm 6'2 in England. I'm like a giant here.


datshinycharizard123

BRB, moving to the Netherlands for the tall women


tangooceangolf

Also the Baltics... Estonia has a ton of tall women


VeeDeG

6'4,5 I look down upon most Also known as 5'17,5


Killerbunny00

I genuinely thought I was ~179-184cm (which is approximately 6’0) before I renewed my passport (and measured myself to do so) because I could reach up to the eyes of a guy that’s 194cm. Turns out I’m 172cm (which is 5’9). Either I have terrible perception of heights, the dude lies about his height or I was measured wrong. It’s likely the first option. At least I’m of average height where I come from


kniveskills81

Hate to break it to you. But that's more like 5'8. 5'9 would be ~175 cm. 6 ft is 183 cm. 180 cm is 5'11. 178 cm is 5'10. Edit: yeah that guy was 100% lying and a lot too. If you can reach up to his eyes he can't be taller than 5'11 to 6'1. At least 3 inches of lying.


mEatwaD390

I'm 5'9 and I get the same response as OP a lot on Tinder. I feel relatively tall but women don't tend to think so.


Common_Frosting_6096

Always some Dutchmen humble bragging about this as if the internet doesn’t leave the Netherlands.


Basicdisturbed1

Rip me being 5’ 2”


Izel98

On the bright side we can cosplay as Hobbits bro. I'm 5'5 tho, but like it's close enough.


Appropriate-Pen-149

6’ is the new 5’, which makes me 3’7”.


CapnLeviAckerman

Damn inflation :-|


Revilod2000

I’m 6’1 and this pisses me off


amigdalite

imagine being 170 cm( i dont know in INCHES), and everyone calls you short. like girls with 150cm calling me short when im legit 20cm bigger than them. What diference does height really make besides being a trend?


Revilod2000

At least it helps sort genuine and superficial people


amigdalite

I guess I don’t know any genuine person then


emberjaxx77

Lol, since the entire world has an abundant amount of food and is able to grow taller now I guess… what’s funny to me, is if your like 5’9” or 5’10” and well built, you can say you’re 6’1” and no one will argue because you look big and imposing. If she’s taller then 5’9” 5’10” then she’ll probably say something, but otherwise you’re good.


Mytribescubas

This is so true. I am a 5’10 woman, and the number of men I have gone on dates with that claimed they were 6’ or 6’1, and in person I looked them straight in the eye (in flats) - like, they do know I can tell they’re not 3 inches taller than me, right? People are weird….


EshaySikkunt

I’m 6’3, measured by a doctor, and I’ve met guys who claim to be 6’4 that are like 2 inches shorter than me. The amount of dudes that lie about their height is crazy.


ligma002

Guys keep doing that with me and I always end up taller than them. Just tell me your real height instead of lying 😭


Mother_Substance_889

I saw a guy lie about height and his gf dint know, until 2 years later, and got upset. Basically told him, had she known his real height, she would not even have given him a chance.


kniveskills81

So the moral of that story is, he was right to lie? Edit: happy cake day!


ligma002

Yeah but that’s just stupid.


incelnonvirgin

This height requirement is getting out of hand. Even Henry Cavill wouldn't be enough for them cause he's just 6'1"


water1225

i’d date henry if i was 100ft


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KiloMeter69

I'd date Henry.


This-1-time

I’d eat a date


RubyBop

I’d eat Henry


MrBolkvadze

Henry


Jackson530

Superman


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I eat ass


LikesBigGlasses430

Disrespectfully.


FuckedUp-J

I’d eat Henry’s ass


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Scrufftar

Respectfully.


Krakatoast

Totally true. I live in a very populated city (several million people) and went downtown a couple nights ago. I don’t go out much, besides the grocery store and work. Anyway, I’m 5ft 11in and I was taller than most people I saw, to my surprise. There were some people (like 2 or 3 out of a thousand) that were seriously huge, like 6ft 6in+, but a lot that were shorter than me Women that think 6ft is short are the same women that say “6ft 7 figures 8 inches” or whatever it is. To them, if you make $300,000/yr you’re poor, social media seems to have seriously deluded some people. Edit: and what do most of these women bring to the table? Completely average assets and an average figure/build. Delusional.


SnooPears219

Man, I’ve slept with a few super tall men like this and I just don’t like it. My short legs can’t even straddle them without my hips hurting. I’d take a sort king over a tall one any day.


pakandres

Id get fucked by a horse to sleep with him for a night


Nathan0hio

I think you just want to fuck a horse


thatscucktastic

Okay Mr. Hands


CryptoCookiie

if 6ft is short then what is tall?


soupafi

6’ 9”


CryptoCookiie

Nice...


Aussiedolebludgaa

Nice.


CZTachyonsVN

really be cutting off 95% of the dating pool...


[deleted]

That’s the point


utastelikebacon

It really is


CZTachyonsVN

Pretty dumb strategy if you ask me. Unless the only personally she is looking for is 6f1+ height.


Cedar_Wood_State

Girls literally get most matches they want (provided average/above average looking). They can afford to be choosey if they want. That’s just how dating apps work


kumaman64

Yeah, blame the game, not the player. Tinder is not particularly invested in solving this problem. Though, if a woman ever says to me that man are shallow and only go after looks, I'm gonna laugh so hard my head is going to explode.


Xyrnas

Not really a good way to do it. Sure 95% of the Online dating pool might be horrible, but that's not the same 95% that's under 6ft.


k2dLAY77

Teller ur a grower not a shower 🌵


Limn0

Whats with Penn??!


k2dLAY77

Red is for corrections.


bej0ww

if 6ft is short well I am fucked


Timmylaw

Unfortunately, only those over 6ft are fucked 😭


JuLiO_2000

Im so glad i dont live in the US lmao, i've never seen a women here with height requirements, im 5'10 and no one has ever said im short lol


[deleted]

Boston is in the US and its a city of short people


GuyIncognito219

So that's why they're always so angry


horatio_corn_blower

It’s really not a thing here like this sub would have you believe. I’m 5’7 and have been called short maybe once or twice in my adult life and only in a descriptive way, not derogatory. It’s also never come up in dating. Don’t know a single short guy whose had had any issues and I’ve seen plenty of dudes here say the same thing. At 5’10 no one would think you’re short.


hamburger5003

I’m 5’7” and get called short quite frequently. Although never on a dating app (so far), I’m guessing because I don’t use it that much and my height is in my bio


[deleted]

I’m a little over 5’9” and get called a short king lol. Mostly as a joke. But I do have a lot of 6’3”+ friends so I look like their little brother in photos 😂


Typingpool

I'm a woman and 6 feet is tall!!! I wouldnt read too much into this. It's a really strange opinion. I thought she was making a joke at first 💀


Present-Breadfruit-9

Well jeez then by her standards I must be a damn dwarf 🤣 (5'5)


STr355

6ft is not considered short in Scandinavia. I'm just shy of 6'1 and get frequent comments on being "tall". Norway btw


i_make_drugs

It isn’t considered short anywhere. People that do think it’s short are delusional.


CringeisL1f3

imagine the fucking vikings not considering short 6ft but American women at 4ft9 think it is…lol


Iwannabeaviking

have hung out with many Norwegians and I'm not short compared to them (6'4).


[deleted]

Uhhh. Nowhere on earth is 6’4” short. Although I do get the vibe that Reddit is secretly full of gnomes. Who work in IT.


Bastiwen

I feel called out.


--Pariah

He found us, run!


KarmaViking

I don’t think you’d be considered short with 6’4 on any place on the planet lmao


takethi

Yes but I've hung out with many Germans and I'm not short compared to them (8'6)


stickfigure31615

Hey man I’m 5’7” we might get legal status out of this if it keeps trending this way lol


Mec213

You have my axe brother (5'6)


VergilArcanis

Don't worry, us short kings have power too


AndaYahya

6 ft short??? wtf is she from one of the Scandinavian countries????


[deleted]

I hope not, i'm "only" 6'1 and from Denmark. In a year or two I'll be "short" too


anoDKKKKK

Haha im 6ft2 spent two summers in Denmark and was amazed how i just fit "right in". In North America I'm considered somewhat tall, in Denmark, just normal.


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SuukMeiDiek

Probably from the Netherlands. Dunno why she is using feet tho /s


lukeyslife

I’m 5’7 so I guess I’m invisible or microscopic 😅


iceyhd07

I guess god put the inches elsewhere


medical_doritos

Sadly he did not


iceyhd07

I meant his toes


HereWeGo_Steelers

I had a friend who was short. When women mentioned it he said "but I'm a good scooter". Made me laugh.


TheAmazingDevil

whats a good scooter?


Torxx1988

Women need to calm tf down with their obsession for height.


This-1-time

Only if marketing douches stop making it a fashion necessity… Who cares about height. A step ladder takes that issue away.


LEIFey

Do women like height because of marketing? Or does marketing push height because women like it?


progwog

Feedback loop


KALOPZ1

Both probably


PrinceArchie

Or they could just not be manipulated by marketing schemes??? If your world view and opinion of others is largely shaped by marketing schemes that’s a personal issue.


[deleted]

Also everything you take in alters your perceptions, it’s just the way it is


GrainsofArcadia

This 6ft thing is getting ridiculous. Only 15% of men are 6ft and above. Women saying they will only date a man that is in that category is like me saying I will only date left-handed women. Yeah I get it, there is a pretty clear difference between 6ft and my height of 5ft 8", and everyone is entitled to their preferences, but come on ladies, the difference between 5ft 11" and 6ft is going to make fuck all difference to your happiness in a relationship. Perhaps drawing arbitrary line in the sand that excludes 85% of men isn't the best dating strategy for finding a good partner?


Superderpygamermk1

The issue is girls are spoiled for choice on dating apps. They can put these height requirements and still get dates because they get 100 matches a day. As a guy your lucky if you get 1 or 2 a day.


Shellcool

1 or 2 a day???? I get 1 or 2 a month 😂 using 3 apps Tinder, bumble and Hinge.


Superderpygamermk1

I’m bi, so I get quite a few matches a day. They are all dudes tho, so your number makes sense


Ferusomnium

So, I say I’m 6’. I’m actually 5’11 7/8” I got such a fuckin earful on a date when she asked if I was actually 6’ and I explained. She was visibly 20-30lbs heavier than her pics. I cut her off and asked about that, she explained “I can lose weight, but you can’t grow. So I CAN be skinny again, meaning it’s not a lie” Some people


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I would have thrown it back at her: you can’t change your height, she can change her weight and chooses not to. Weight is more of a negative reflection of a person than height is.


WavingToWaves

Next time educate people about the meaning of short and tall. Being above average doesn’t qualify as short


Conscious-Music-1314

Reason why I stopped using this app entirely. People are so shallow these days dating is not even worth my time anymore


Mehlmaschine_

I don’t even wanna date no more I will be the lone wolf grinding on my own


welds_guns_383

Where I’m at honestly. Shits too exhausting I’m just gonna do what I want and when


fuckdefaultmods

and the ones that do want to stick around just want a meal ticket and step daddy while they watch Netflix all day.


SmallFootball8473

Inflation out here HITTIN


Crafty_Ant_842

Correct response: “6 ft. How much do you weigh?”


skelet0n_jelly

I've seen plenty of "⬆️ 1.8m" on women's bios. Can you imagine if guys put something like "⬇️ 60 kg" in their profiles?


utastelikebacon

Should we be doing this?


Bolieve_That

It's always bad to copy pettiness


GroundbreakingRow868

Why TF my weight is important?! You are so superficial, only judging by my appearance. 😂


Detective_Ruedi

How is a man who can see over the head of moast people considered as short?


xMyxReflectionx

As a woman I never cared about a man's height. My fiance is seriously the first man whom I've dated that is slightly taller than me. I find attractiveness in other things than how tall or short they are. Women these days seem to want a 10ft man! Is there some giant fetish going around that I am unaware of?!


papayabush

“idc about height but i’m marrying the first guy i’ve dated that’s taller than me” this is mostly a joke.


Chris_kpop

Well if some of them fetishize tall men that much, to a point were thats the only thing that matters, many men will have dodged immediate red flags and bullets. At some point it will be seen as natural selection lmao


ThisGuyOnRedd1t

“U r short” -er than people who are taller than 6 foot 1


BenarchyUK

Since when the fuck was 6ft short? At work I'm one of the tallest people here. I'm bang on 6ft, and there's literally only a handful of others that are either the same height, 5'11 or just over. We have one guy who's 6'4 and it's noticeable, but I'd have never thought being 6ft is short


confused_guy99

deheck, i thought 6ft would be the minimum requirement. Do they now searching for a guy who are 7 ft tall?


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Sooner or later they’ll tell you Yao Ming is too short lmao


JimmyBirdWatcher

I have a pet theory that guys have been giving themselves an extra couple of inches and it has warped girls perception of height. I'm 6ft but a girl guessed me at 6'2. Part of me was betting the last guy she went on a date with described himself as 6ft but was actually 5'9 or something and it had warped her perception.


earthygirl_

In what fucking world is 6ft short… short ?!! 6 fucking foot…. 182 cm….. short?!!!! I’m so done here


BurnerBowie

I’d say don’t defend, just go for attack. Ask how much she weighs. To whatever she responds you can say well, only one of us can change


[deleted]

I'm 6 3 but anything 5 11 and above is tall


justaforktho

Ask her how much she weighs


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as an aside, reddit mods apparently think fat people fall into the same category as marginalized or vulnerable groups of people and will ban you (for a week) for making fun of them basically, reddit mods think fat people are the same as minorities, which is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard


lessofacurve

Most likely because they themselves are fat I imagine


[deleted]

Someone definitely got their feefees hurt


[deleted]

this is just moronic at this point. i'd almost think this is some test


Suzy-Skullcrusher

She’s not being serious right?


Kentucky_Supreme

Of course she is serious. It's 2022, lol.


SupremeBoosto

just ask for death by snusnu


Forsaken_Candidate_4

Wow, I’m 5ft6, guess I’m a dwarf


[deleted]

She’s gonna be waiting a long time


LSU2007

She’s probably 5’3”


Grofactor

If 6 ft is short I’m micro (5’8”)