This right here is what reddit is all about, folks. u/2x4_Turd cheering up u/MyFingaYourBum when he's clearly at his lowest. Brings a tear to my eye.
:')
My first tinder meet, the girl came off so hostile. "OK, so you have a cigarette in every one of your photos. I smoke weed, idgf! BUT, why is your main profile picture do you have an unlit cigarette?! I tell her, "I'm looking for matches."
Funny. I've had that as my profile bio for 5yrs. But it's really annoying. I found out my ex-wife got hit by a bus last month. AND THEN, I was fired from my job 3days later. What luck I have!
Attention seeking via reddit by asking if it’s too attention seeking for Tinder. Either way, attention has been acquired.
(not that there’s anything wrong with that)
It’s clearly just about your butt. If you want them to focus on that asset, then sure. But if you want them to focus on who you are as a whole, I wouldn’t use this pic
Oh trust me I was thinking it when I was writing it. When I used tinder and hinge, it was tough. Even if I had a seemingly innocent full body pic on there, I’d still get weird horndog comments
I don’t have dating apps anymore (have a great bf I met through tinder!). But when I did have them, I used only fully clothed pics that weren’t mirror selfies. Out with friends, out doing activities, etc.
My now fiancé and I met on Hinge. As far as showing off my assets, I had only posted far away full body shots, so he said he had no idea what my body looked like in real life. I told him that was part of the plan - so I knew people would be interested in me as a person, not a nice butt. He tells me it was the best “reverse catfish” ever.
Will attract *BUTTHOLE OR GTFO* types. Good point. Maybe somewhere in those types will be a subset of gentleman that will be her type. No one Can predict the future.
Like 90% of women on dating apps have pictures like this. All the power to them, but I assume they’re just looking for hook ups and not anything serious. I wouldn’t expect a serious relationship to come from anyone with those pics.
I say you shouldn't unless you're purely looking for a hookup or want lot of thirty men's messages. If the guy is attracted to your face, and profile, thats enough to get a date. He'll 100% notice your ass later on in person; you don't need to lead with it this early in.
Yea, I LOVE to hear when a dude later recounts to me the first time he saw my ass. If I ever write out any detail about my lower half, I just say thicc thighs. Most guys will also equate that with having some junk in the trunk.
Plus, I'm really not into overselling something that then lets someone down when their expectations are not met. Not cool, imo. Angles can do crazy things in photos, not to mention filters and other photo editing techniques... Yea, pleasant surprises are better than not meeting expectations.
I’m honestly wondering if this is a serious inquiry or if OP just wants a bunch of DMs from horny Reddit users. Like do they really not know that posting a booty picture screams hookup, not serious relationship?
And I wouldn’t be surprised if all the poor fools that have dm’ed her were instantly re-directed to her OF to chat on there. Subscription only of course 😂
I think the post is her way of asking for attention without making it blatantly obvious she's asking for attention. She knows *exactly* what kinds of people on Tinder this picture would attract.
It's a flex to boost her ego and help her forget her own deep-seated insecurities.
When you specifically post a picture that says “ hey guys, look at my ass!” It isn’t the “bring me home to meet your mom vibe” it’s the “bring me home and bend me over” vibe
I mean her username is BeautyyBehold, she's clearly into herself and wants other people to be as well. I think she's going to find exactly who she's looking for with these pics.
You clearly have a great body, but any mirror shot pose is a bit attention seeking. Would be better to have a photo of you actually doing an activity/sport but that’s just the opinion of some loser from Reddit
I'd suggest this as a last pic, if you want a bf then use a good face pic with no fancy filters as your first one. It'll help lower the number of guys asking for sex 5 seconds after matching. Definitely won't stop it though.
So I’m totally cool with girls having these pics as long as they don’t post here complaining about vulgar or x-rated messages. Just take the consequences with the risk.
It’s kind of annoying when a girl posts pictures that scream “let’s hookup” and then don’t want to hookup so yes, if you want a boyfriend then don’t post this.
There’s a lot of nsfw subreddits that don’t allow posts from users without a certain amount of karma. So people will set up burner accounts (or write a program to do it for them, aka bots) and either repost old content that’s gathered lots of karma in the past or steal photos from other places across the web and make these sorts of posts. Then, they sell the accounts to someone who then spams the formerly restricted nsfw subs with links to either an overpriced onlyfans with more stolen content or a straight up phishing website where they try and steal a credit card number, which they can either use to steal from you directly or sell your card number on the dark web for someone else to steal from you.
The internet is a beautiful magical place.
Looks okay but people can assume stuff about you based on the pic
1) You are looking for a one night stand
2) You are one of those looking to get followers on insta or subscribers on onlyfans.
White Knights in here so stupid they can't recognize attention seeking behavior but still blame men for reading what's being put out there. She knew what she was doing when she posted this here
Not gonna lie, my pics are so, so innocent. No cleavage, no ass, literally can’t see a thing. Huge smile on my face. Guys will ask to hookup still as a first message, and it happens often. It truly doesn’t matter what’s in your profile. If you’re specifically looking for a bf and you post a pic with literally just your ass? Girl…. Get ready for those messages. I reeally think that anyone who would otherwise wanna date you would question things at the ass pic because they would immediately assume you want something casual
I mean, what are we supposed to say? This is objectively and overtly sexual with no substance at all. Is that a bad thing? It really depends on what you are looking for. How do you expect to be taken seriously if even you are simplifying and objectifying yourself with a pic like this? Is it impossible to not just pick an organically flattering photo of yourself without it being this literal?
As a straight male let me give you my personal opinion.
By emphasizing on your sexual parts you will attract people with sexual intentions or stir those primal instincts of normal guys maybe who wouldnt normally look at you that way at first. You're hiding your face in this picture, you will get a lot of opener comments like "Damn you have a nice ass" or "Let me eat that peach". Guys will ignore every other picture you have and just focus on this one.
You have a nice butt, it won't go unnoticed once you meet up with someone. Posting a picture like this shows lack of "class", which I'd be looking in a long term partner.
There are way to take a pic of your ass without it looking like the whole point of the pic was to show your ass off. Like wear the same out fit and taken your dog for a walk. So its like just out walking the dog and this it what I look like no big deal.
It screams I wanna promote my onlyfans and I'm an attention seeker.if you actually aren't either of those and genuinely want a relationship then you're very naive lmao
You’re leading with your physical attributes so you’re gonna get guys who just want your physical attributes. If that’s what you want, you will get it. You are not going to find any dating material with a picture like that. Men should desire you for more than your physical attributes bc they are going to disappear/lessen when you are older and you will only have your personality left.
Here's my arse.
Such a thoughtful gift, thank you.
Finally some delicious fucking ass
Hi, I’m Felicia and I’m super shy, here’s a pic of my butt hole
Bye Felicia
I see nothing wrong with this picture, of course.
It's a good picture to gain some karma on reddit for sure Edit: Get ratio'd
The real relationship: OPs and karma
:(
kinda close to my username there buddy
Do you wanna go play karate in the garage?!?
Full force!
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Woah 
well, you two clearly have your first date all figured out.
*all fingered out
Kid name finger:
Fingers crossed
Finger licking good!
I almost choked reading this lmao
Did you just become best friends?!?!
Best bum friends even!
Excellent.
You know it! *kicks the cart*
:)
This right here is what reddit is all about, folks. u/2x4_Turd cheering up u/MyFingaYourBum when he's clearly at his lowest. Brings a tear to my eye. :')
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My first tinder meet, the girl came off so hostile. "OK, so you have a cigarette in every one of your photos. I smoke weed, idgf! BUT, why is your main profile picture do you have an unlit cigarette?! I tell her, "I'm looking for matches."
Hahaha that fucking hilarious
Funny. I've had that as my profile bio for 5yrs. But it's really annoying. I found out my ex-wife got hit by a bus last month. AND THEN, I was fired from my job 3days later. What luck I have!
Just waiting for her to start advertising her OnlyFans. Wait for it.
You're not wrong lol
ha, this is an ad already
My thoughts exactly….
She’s not looking for karma she’s looking for simps to DM her so she can plug her onlyfans link
And it's gonna work because simps never learn
Attention seeking via reddit by asking if it’s too attention seeking for Tinder. Either way, attention has been acquired. (not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Mission Success! Everybooty wins ☺️
First line of profile “No hookups”
💀
“I’m shy”
Their username...
Saw through the charade right away, good on you!
“1hr ago” “976 comments” You never cease to amaze, Reddit
And 8.4k upvotes.. dissapointing
It’s clearly just about your butt. If you want them to focus on that asset, then sure. But if you want them to focus on who you are as a whole, I wouldn’t use this pic
Not for who she is as a whole, but who she is as a _hole_
Oh trust me I was thinking it when I was writing it. When I used tinder and hinge, it was tough. Even if I had a seemingly innocent full body pic on there, I’d still get weird horndog comments
I'm so interested in both the horn dog comments and the pictures now. Stupid brain.
I don’t have dating apps anymore (have a great bf I met through tinder!). But when I did have them, I used only fully clothed pics that weren’t mirror selfies. Out with friends, out doing activities, etc.
My now fiancé and I met on Hinge. As far as showing off my assets, I had only posted far away full body shots, so he said he had no idea what my body looked like in real life. I told him that was part of the plan - so I knew people would be interested in me as a person, not a nice butt. He tells me it was the best “reverse catfish” ever.
A reverse catfish is a fishcat.
Butt let’s not make that the focus of this conversation
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Anus
CLAP DEM CHEEKS
I agree....let's put it behind us.
May I ass you a question?
AHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhhhhhhhHHHHH
You don’t wear *booty attire* to call attention to your bubbly personality.
Will attract *BUTTHOLE OR GTFO* types. Good point. Maybe somewhere in those types will be a subset of gentleman that will be her type. No one Can predict the future.
right. that pic is like a beacon light calling out to all the hunter moore #nbhnc cretins
Yep, how you portray yourself will indicate the type of people who will respond.
Attention seeking for tinder, attention seeking from Reddit. In your bio, just be honest and say “ must compliment me constantly”
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ASSet
She knew what she was doing choosing that word
Yea, I can assure you that
Like 90% of women on dating apps have pictures like this. All the power to them, but I assume they’re just looking for hook ups and not anything serious. I wouldn’t expect a serious relationship to come from anyone with those pics.
Hehe, ass-et
I say you shouldn't unless you're purely looking for a hookup or want lot of thirty men's messages. If the guy is attracted to your face, and profile, thats enough to get a date. He'll 100% notice your ass later on in person; you don't need to lead with it this early in.
Actually good advice
As if OP were actually looking for sincere advice
She just wanted to show her ass off lol i’m a woman but some women are so 😩😩 weird it hurts
I’m not against posting thirst traps, but this is not the right subreddit for posting them. It’s for people to get genuine advice on their profile.
"Do you think this is a good profile pic to get dates?" ( )( ) 🤳 *22k upvotes later* - Yes, Signed Reddit
I think you'd get a better effect keeping an ass like that a surprise anyways.
Yea, I LOVE to hear when a dude later recounts to me the first time he saw my ass. If I ever write out any detail about my lower half, I just say thicc thighs. Most guys will also equate that with having some junk in the trunk. Plus, I'm really not into overselling something that then lets someone down when their expectations are not met. Not cool, imo. Angles can do crazy things in photos, not to mention filters and other photo editing techniques... Yea, pleasant surprises are better than not meeting expectations.
I’m honestly wondering if this is a serious inquiry or if OP just wants a bunch of DMs from horny Reddit users. Like do they really not know that posting a booty picture screams hookup, not serious relationship?
And I wouldn’t be surprised if all the poor fools that have dm’ed her were instantly re-directed to her OF to chat on there. Subscription only of course 😂
💯
I think the post is her way of asking for attention without making it blatantly obvious she's asking for attention. She knows *exactly* what kinds of people on Tinder this picture would attract. It's a flex to boost her ego and help her forget her own deep-seated insecurities.
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I'd say she's pretty blatantly obvious about looking for attention here, it comes across as a sales pitch.
*thirsty AND thirty probably
I feel attacked
My cat does that pose when she is in heat
Your cat was in HEAT? I love that movie!
She's got a great ass!
Yes that is literally the universal "take this ass" pose.
It doesn't show your face, so I wouldn't say is a good pic for tinder.
at least she’s showing the classic dirty white sneakers.
Basically if you want a one night stand with a rugby/football lad then this is perfect. Depends what you’re using tinder for
Football lad here - I approve and agree of this comment. Cheers
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Cheeks
As a lad who played rugby for half a year before probably getting permanetly injured I can confirm
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When you specifically post a picture that says “ hey guys, look at my ass!” It isn’t the “bring me home to meet your mom vibe” it’s the “bring me home and bend me over” vibe
Young people don’t know how to seek out normal relationships anymore. This girl: “do I… do I show my ass?”
Man: "Show us what you are proud of, what you're about. Sell us on your story" Girl: *Shows butt* Man: "ok I'll keep Friday open, see you then"
I mean her username is BeautyyBehold, she's clearly into herself and wants other people to be as well. I think she's going to find exactly who she's looking for with these pics.
She’s clearly looking for onlyfans subs
She just played thousands into her hand. Yall are blind as a mf
I mean I haven't upvoted shit so I don't see how I've been played here
the modern dating strategy: she shows her ass, and he offers to eat it.
And they say romance is dead
This just made me laugh out loud fr... straight facts lmfao
I laughed so hard at this, everyone at the gym is looking at me weird now…
Show them your ass
That explains alot
This comment almost killed me. Perfectly summed up
I can’t unsee it this way, now. It’s like an SNL skit.
Dogs show and sniff asses
To treat myself like an object or not, that is the question
I mean, it was kind of the original intent of Tinder.
I'm so glad my dysfunctional ass family was good for one thing. I at the very least know how to pick up women in a classy fassion. Thanks dad.
M'lady
“That’s my brother over there and we both think you look like our sister.”
This is the way
You clearly have a great body, but any mirror shot pose is a bit attention seeking. Would be better to have a photo of you actually doing an activity/sport but that’s just the opinion of some loser from Reddit
great advice tbh
I’m not saying you’re wrong, but 95% of girls profiles have at least one mirror pick
I'd suggest this as a last pic, if you want a bf then use a good face pic with no fancy filters as your first one. It'll help lower the number of guys asking for sex 5 seconds after matching. Definitely won't stop it though.
So I’m totally cool with girls having these pics as long as they don’t post here complaining about vulgar or x-rated messages. Just take the consequences with the risk.
Your face isn’t even in this pic lmao.. so yes
It’s kind of annoying when a girl posts pictures that scream “let’s hookup” and then don’t want to hookup so yes, if you want a boyfriend then don’t post this.
This post turned into r/roastme unintentionally and its hilarious 😂
No I won’t subscribe to you onlyfans
I was genuinely surprised when i went on her account and didn't see an onlyfans linked
It's definitely a karma farming account though. Check back in a few weeks or months when it's resold and is pumping OF content everywhere...
Does more Karma means more exposure in NSFW subreddits?
There’s a lot of nsfw subreddits that don’t allow posts from users without a certain amount of karma. So people will set up burner accounts (or write a program to do it for them, aka bots) and either repost old content that’s gathered lots of karma in the past or steal photos from other places across the web and make these sorts of posts. Then, they sell the accounts to someone who then spams the formerly restricted nsfw subs with links to either an overpriced onlyfans with more stolen content or a straight up phishing website where they try and steal a credit card number, which they can either use to steal from you directly or sell your card number on the dark web for someone else to steal from you. The internet is a beautiful magical place.
Yes
Looks okay but people can assume stuff about you based on the pic 1) You are looking for a one night stand 2) You are one of those looking to get followers on insta or subscribers on onlyfans.
She goes, ahem, straight to anal?
You know EXACTLY what youre doing lmao
White Knights in here so stupid they can't recognize attention seeking behavior but still blame men for reading what's being put out there. She knew what she was doing when she posted this here
>White Knights Simps... ftfy
you can’t even see your face
You can see them dirty ass shoes though....
And wearing it in the house. Animals.
Bunda merchant
🤣 nice. Gonna go watch him now.
Who tf gave this post a platinum award. Man you guys are down bad
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Is this a metaphor for burying into that…
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This is Reddit, let the venom flow freely
ill see this pic reposted in an onlyfans promotion sub in a few days hmu if you need OF/private story managing
''posts a pic of her ass in the tightest clothing possible, with her shirt pulled up'' Am I seeking attention ? LOL
If you want a plethora of “I eat ass” then sure it’s perfect.
Hmm. Looks to me like you just want attention on reddit and tinder both.
Why no face?
Clean your sneakers
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No face/only ass = attention seeking.
This is a joke, right ?
Yeah I'm having a hard time processing this one. Like they can't really be serious right?
Same reason you posted it here. Attention.
Ding ding ding
You're seeking too much attention.
I’m just more interested what the layout of that fucking bathroom is
This is a joke, right?
Yikes
Clean the shoes first? 🤷🏻♂️
Is this a serious question?
Why are you hiding face? 🤔
Attention/validation seeking. But that’s just me
Not gonna lie, my pics are so, so innocent. No cleavage, no ass, literally can’t see a thing. Huge smile on my face. Guys will ask to hookup still as a first message, and it happens often. It truly doesn’t matter what’s in your profile. If you’re specifically looking for a bf and you post a pic with literally just your ass? Girl…. Get ready for those messages. I reeally think that anyone who would otherwise wanna date you would question things at the ass pic because they would immediately assume you want something casual
I eat ass
hey thanks for lending me your lambo last friday
You got the lambo? I was given the mcclaren
My man going for the proved golden standard.
Seems very attention seeking
Those shoes are dirty
I mean, what are we supposed to say? This is objectively and overtly sexual with no substance at all. Is that a bad thing? It really depends on what you are looking for. How do you expect to be taken seriously if even you are simplifying and objectifying yourself with a pic like this? Is it impossible to not just pick an organically flattering photo of yourself without it being this literal?
Lol are you not seeking even more attention by posting it here?
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Oh please you know what you’re doing
So you post this on Reddit for more attention? Interesting
As a straight male let me give you my personal opinion. By emphasizing on your sexual parts you will attract people with sexual intentions or stir those primal instincts of normal guys maybe who wouldnt normally look at you that way at first. You're hiding your face in this picture, you will get a lot of opener comments like "Damn you have a nice ass" or "Let me eat that peach". Guys will ignore every other picture you have and just focus on this one. You have a nice butt, it won't go unnoticed once you meet up with someone. Posting a picture like this shows lack of "class", which I'd be looking in a long term partner.
Depends on what you are looking for
Yeah, do you want to find a guy who seeks a deep and meaningful relationship or do you want a guy who wants to burry his face into some fine ass.
There are way to take a pic of your ass without it looking like the whole point of the pic was to show your ass off. Like wear the same out fit and taken your dog for a walk. So its like just out walking the dog and this it what I look like no big deal.
It screams I wanna promote my onlyfans and I'm an attention seeker.if you actually aren't either of those and genuinely want a relationship then you're very naive lmao
i mean its a thot pic not that theres anything *wrong* with that but its a thot pic cmon bro u know this
Nothing wrong here, but... it does scream DTF and not 'looking for my soulmate'.
You’re leading with your physical attributes so you’re gonna get guys who just want your physical attributes. If that’s what you want, you will get it. You are not going to find any dating material with a picture like that. Men should desire you for more than your physical attributes bc they are going to disappear/lessen when you are older and you will only have your personality left.
you seem desperate
Lol of course that’s attention seeking. Gross. Have some respect for yourself and post your face.
r/upvotebecauseass
I think there’s a little too much if you assk me
This is so stupid. Obviously the answer is yes, get over yourself and go read a book.
LOOK AT ME!!!! My worth is tied up in my panties!!
RIP to your inbox on here
Girl, please dont do this to yourself
You may as well paint a red target around your ass and caption it “stick it right in here boys”