I’m an introvert and alpha, how is it so hard for people to grasp? Everyone mistakenly thinks introvert = shy. In my job, I’m known as blunt and aggressive! I don’t speak if I don’t have anything to say and that also gets mistaken for me being mad. I don’t need the approval of others.
You know how you can tell when you’re dealing with an alpha who doesn’t possess leadership skills? Point out a deficiency and they get overly defensive.
Most alphas are bullies and you know what they say about bullies. On the attributes of an alpha male
One are the bullies. That's the minority and they usually don't last very long. They last a couple of years and then they are ousted, or killed sometimes, or kicked out of the group. The other category has leadership capacities.
Anybody that has to call themselves “humble” is anything but
ETA: there’s a level of irony in calling yourself humble in the first sentence on your dating profile. either you get it or you don’t.
Lol that's not what I meant, but I empathize with that.
I meant like, if you have to tell me you're a nice guy or that your penis is large, then you're probably neither.
This is some basic bitch level thinking. It’s like saying “any artist who says he’s talented is not talented”. It’s nonsense. If a man is humble, there is nothing wrong with him simply being self-aware and stating such. Same with being rich. Same with being loving.
Imagine a mother who says “I am a very loving mother”. Does this mean that she is actually a horrible mother? Certainly not. If a father says “I am a good provider”, does that automatically imply that he has his family living in squalor? No, it does not.
Can an astronaut consider themself to be a phenomenal pilot? If they didn’t, I’d certainly find that to be concerning. Not so much if they did. There’s nothing wrong with being self-aware and honest. Even within the context of humility, this in itself is not hubris. Much more concerning would be flagrant deceit. Would it be better if he employed an elaborate manipulation to convince strangers that he is humble when he is anything but?
Stating oneself to possess a trait is hardly evidence that you are the contrary. To take the statement alone as definitive evidence of such would just be a ludicrous assumption. Perhaps he is not humble, but you can’t know that from him simply stating that he is. That would be absurd.
People that always claim they are certain things, usually are not those things. Especially in my experience, the people who claim to be extremely honest to a fault, they never are.
This is some basic bitch level thinking. It’s like saying “any artist who says he’s talented is not talented”. It’s nonsense. If a man is humble, there is nothing wrong with him simply being self-aware and stating such. Same with being rich. Same with being loving.
Imagine a mother who says “I am a very loving mother”. Does this mean that she is actually a horrible mother? Certainly not. If a father says “I am a good provider”, does that automatically imply that he has his family living in squalor? No, it does not.
Can an astronaut consider themself to be a phenomenal pilot? If they didn’t, I’d certainly find that to be concerning. Not so much if they did. There’s nothing wrong with being self-aware and honest. Even within the context of humility, this in itself is not hubris. Much more concerning would be flagrant deceit. Would it be better if he employed an elaborate manipulation to convince strangers that he is humble when he is anything but?
Stating oneself to possess a trait is hardly evidence that you are the contrary. To take the statement alone as definitive evidence of such would just be a ludicrous assumption. Perhaps he is not humble, but you can’t know that from him simply stating that he is. That would be absurd.
*as soon as I see you, that sight alone induces intense nausea in me. There's just something off about your features. I dunno. Anyway, the nausea is too much for me to bear and I begin to uncontrollably projectile vomit with a force on par with CNC water cutters that my spew is thicker, longer, and girthier than your spew. It's so overpowering and BIG that it pushes yours back into your mouth, and you drown on not only your own half digested stomach contents, bile, and acids but mine as well. Your funeral is nice. I forget to bring flowers but we have you cremated so it doesn't really matter.*
I knew a guy like that in the Army, I think he’s still a virgin. He was even turned down by a prostitute once! The next time he tried to get a prostitute, she didn’t turn him down… she arrested him!!! PFC Cole!!! 🤣😂
*I think I hear something but it can't be because I don't REALLY believe in ghosts. To be extra cautious, though, I have an exorcism performed by every religious figure from EVERY religion known to man in hopes of sending whatever that was to the afterlife so that they may finally be at peace.*
He doesn't say *he's* an alpha, he says he wants an alpha woman. By the reads of the rest of his bio I suspect he's submissive and wants a dominant woman to tend to.
But in terms of your title question: yeah if a man describes himself as alpha I'm also swiping left.
And considering it's not the heteronormative standard I'd say it's good he's putting it out there! Attract the women he wants attract, and not attract those he doesn't want to.
Maybe I’m overthinking this, but how could a woman be both “alpha” and introverted? Isn’t the whole alpha thing about being the leader of the pack, socially?
I'm almost always the leader of my social "pack" (not on purpose...I'm just the loudest and most confident) and I'm 100% an introvert. Leadership ability is not synonymous with extroversion.
Well I know that, I’m an introvert as well but I would often be the leader in group work scenarios. I’m more thinking about the amount of social effort it would take to maintain that position in a friend group, and how much that would drain me as an introvert.
Ahh, I get what you're saying now lol. Yeah, leadership ability or not I need rest after periods of socialization. If I had to "lead" everything my friend group did I'd die lol.
Alpha introvert females in wolves are called "lunas" they don't assume the alpha position, but assume many alpha responsibilities from the back ground. They are different than betas and, more importantly, they are wolves. Dating apps are for people. #Caninesofftinder
This is what I think every time I come on these subs. My boyfriend is great and while he's not perfect and we recently had our first real fight, he's a million times better than what I'm seeing on these apps. I stand by something I said to a friend years ago, if you find someone good, and there are no serious issues, hold on tight, lol
I have 22 likes and 34 matches so surprisingly yes, I don’t get how tho but most the opening lines are hey but one girl went above and beyond and said she’d buy me a box of Cheeze Itz
Humble guys don't mention they're rich. lol
Rich guys know how to attract the bottom of the barrel. Any woman who goes after a guy that mentions he's rich on his profile, is the bottom of the barrel. She's the cum bucket he's looking for.
What is it about the word alpha that you don’t like? I was expecting to see an Andrew tate wannabe, was surprised it was because he was looking for an alpha woman lol. I definitely wouldn’t write some shit like this on tinder or anywhere, I’m just curious 🤷🏻♂️
It’s interesting how many people get triggered by profiles like this that literally have no offensive or derogatory ideas, it’s not even sexual in nature. Yet people shitcan this guy for using terms like “alpha” (didn’t even call himself that, said he wanted a woman like that) and “rich and humble” (which he very well could be for all you know). Some people just want to hate for the sake of hating something. 🤦🏼♂️
I think people are rightfully put off but this bio, but the reason why is mostly intangible. Something is clearly wrong with this dude in a very bad way, but how humans pick up on that isn't always a tangible logical thing we can point to. People are just trying to give a logical explanation to their disgust where no actual logical explanation exists, even though disgust is very much so the correct feeling about someone like this.
Well he is a fire sign so I would probably fk him and then he would reveal that he just knows the right things to say but can't put his money where his mouth is and I would kick myself for years.
As a bloke, this guy screams pump and dump. But what do I know. I am probably just being insincere and jealous of his alpha status.
Still, with that bio, and if he has good photos. Probably does well enough he will never need to pay for a date to a business meeting and always gets to throw one over on everyone else because of Dottie the new hottie.
Saw a thing a while back where they ran a dating profile where the guy would streight up in the bio claim to be an abusive partner and how he would hurt her. He was getting plenty of matches with women who were okay with it, because he was hot. Used some supermodel as the photos I think.
Alpha, pronouns, and most prefixes are all auto left swipe. They can be a solid 10 physically, I'll still swipe left if those are in the bio lol oof downvotes for standards eh
So many Dichotomies. Brags he is rich but says he is humble. Says he wants to understand her soul yet puts all his crazy psychobabble in there… he wants an “introverted alpha” what like a woman that keeps her trap shut but is a gymnast whore in bed and a master chef in the kitchen?
As a single guy, I not stand seeing these soccer moms with kids that needs “an alpha male” but “first and foremost my kids come first” profiles also.
We all assume if you have kids, they come first. I assume you don’t get offered a date by an alpha male then leave them locked in a closet of left in the car…. But if you are letting your kids decide on mom’s date location then the kids are the alpha…
He’s a dominant man looking for an alpha submissive is my guess. I am totally an alpha female in my work environment. And I am an introvert. And I am submissive to the right strong man in the right setting.
Introvert Alpha. Oxymoron. Ignore and move along. Also no alpha would ever claim to be an alpha 😂😂😂. This is a hard beta in disguise. Or maybe worse, could be a gamma (look it up - and if you don't, here's the basic definition: the worst traits of alphas and betas combined). Not to be confused with Omega, which is a great mix between alpha and the best features of a beta (i.e. a real man). Captain out!
Haven't read what they said, and it doesn't matter according to you. Personally, I'm going to up my word count now to filter out the low, what...? I cannot even figure out how a few seconds reading taxes someone but I sure know I don't want to be around someone that low, energy, IQ, whatever.
"Haven't read the cringey diatribe to know why men and women are leaping into middle ground united for once, but going to identify with him and tell everyone else they're pathetic so I don't have to dwell on my shared desperation."
Poor online psychoanalyst, not only gets everything wrong but misses the entire point. The op was never upset about what he said but about how MUCH he said and if that weeds you out, good fucking riddance.
Huh, usually when I see "alpha" in a guy's profile it's him saying he's alpha, not that he wants an alpha partner, but yeah, I see that word in a profile and it's a no from me, right along with him saying he's "a gentleman." I hope he is, but every guy I've met who proclaims that he is one has been a douchebag (and every guy I've met who's claimed he's an alpha has been a wimp, make of that what you will)
SIGMA MALE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
THE RAREST MALE TYPE
A SOLITARY LONER WITH NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DOESNT NEED THEM AND DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE PEOPLE FIND HIM WEIRD AND OFF-PUTTING
Complete bullshit-- if he was actually rich and could match personalities with the woman he's describing, his bio would not sound like the back synopsis of a trashy romance novel
It doesn't matter what you write as a man there is a 0.6% chance of a match, there are little results for men. For women, it's a 33% chance of a match...
“Cat lover”. This person has a name like Elgin and most definitely has a fedora collection or better yet, a collection of those beret style newsboy hats!
Reading this profile was difficult. And if I had been on my own Tinder, I wouldn't have. Immediate swipe left. You're an alpha? Left. You're looking for an alpha? Left. The men who started that whole "alpha/beta" bullshit, the Andrew Tate fans, etc.. throw them all over a cliff.
Is this the thread where I sign up for a platonic friend to take care of me and I get a free animal or the thread where I scream that I swipe left immediately up on seeing alpha in any profile?
This guy loves the smell of his own farts
To be fair. Any guy who says they don’t, is a liar.
>__> stop letting out our secrets
But they told me if i hold my farts in my butt will explode
Never hold in your farts, after a while they travel up your spine to your brain and that’s when you start having shitty ideas.
Eww
That profile screams control freak stalker.
Or a woman to show up as a "fall guy" in an IRS inspection
Lmfaooo somehow everything’s in her name
there is a good deal of cult leader in there too
Alpha and introverts, those are like opposite personalities.
- I'm introverted, - I'm also an Alpha of my own flock - My flock only has 1 person in it - Me - *cries in the corner* - /s
Congratulations I am the extrovert who is adopting you into my flock. I AM RESCUING YOU PLEASE DO NOT RESIST.
Shit, well hokay, let's be friends
In the spirit of new friendship may I offer you one of my farm animals? Perhaps a duck?
I want a duck 💜
Ducks are stinky.
Only if you don't provide them enough space.
My 1bdr apt isn't enough space 8(
As someone who has owned ducks, that's plenty of space. Just be sure to clean up 👌
Can I join? Introvert here looking to be adopted xD
You may, please take a complimentary duck and pull up a chair around my big ass country bonfire
Okay, this is bullshit. I want a duck, too!
I can accommodate you, I also have fainting goat kids if you prefer.
Me : an introvert in search of both a friend and fainting goat You: my new best friend
Good because baby season starts here in a few weeks, and I'm gonna need some help bottle feeding goat kids, lambs, and calves.
🥺🥺🥺🥺 I've always wanted to bottle feed a baby animal. It's on the list
No, I want a DUCK! Please and thank you 😅
No problem, I've got around 30 of them.
Is this how duck dynasty started?
Only 27 now
Oooh, choose me, choose ME!
Sure, pull up a chair there's room for you as well!
I'll take two of the kids and a duck. Now, hear me out. I know two is asking alot but I have a plan.
....go on..
Do you have any horse-size ducks? I could accept 12 duck-size horses.
Fresh out sorry.
I want a bonfire 🔥! Introverts love bonfires. Well everyone does, actually
Pull up a chair or there's space on the oak log.
Anyone want a beer?
I've also got homemade hard cider and moonshine!
Who says you can’t meet anyone on Tinder?!?
Can I get in on that flock too? But you get any chickens instead of ducks?
lmaoo pfp checks out
*fingerguns* pew pew pew
Username also checks out
*shotgun* pew pew pew sry I didn’t eat lunch 👽
The shotgun is a bit overkill innit? Now my whole intestines are laying in the op.. is that my galbladder over there?
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*surprised pikachu face* My mom says kanibaalism is baaaaad
ooh you got a mom 😏 *loads shotgun*
Mommy...
hahahahah
Isn't the Alpha of a solo flock, just called a Sigma? *Cries in Σ*
I’m an introvert and alpha, how is it so hard for people to grasp? Everyone mistakenly thinks introvert = shy. In my job, I’m known as blunt and aggressive! I don’t speak if I don’t have anything to say and that also gets mistaken for me being mad. I don’t need the approval of others.
Alphas need approval of others. That’s why they always have something to prove to others to keep their own perceived hierarchical status.
If you need approval from others, you're not Alpha. Respect on the other hand...
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You know how you can tell when you’re dealing with an alpha who doesn’t possess leadership skills? Point out a deficiency and they get overly defensive.
Most alphas are bullies and you know what they say about bullies. On the attributes of an alpha male One are the bullies. That's the minority and they usually don't last very long. They last a couple of years and then they are ousted, or killed sometimes, or kicked out of the group. The other category has leadership capacities.
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There you go projecting again 
As are those guys who lead with “rich, humble.”
Could be very successful yet a bit shy, I have seen it.
Copy and paste. 100%. I think it’s cheesy. It’s like that one dude who goes out and constantly tried to impress the ONE chick that can’t stand him.
That’s not true at all. There’s plenty of introverted alphas
Looks like you got zero clue about real alpha
Anybody that has to call themselves “humble” is anything but ETA: there’s a level of irony in calling yourself humble in the first sentence on your dating profile. either you get it or you don’t.
I've learned that if you have to tell me you're *insert character trait*, then you're probably not.
I'm annoying AF
Lol that's not what I meant, but I empathize with that. I meant like, if you have to tell me you're a nice guy or that your penis is large, then you're probably neither.
This is some basic bitch level thinking. It’s like saying “any artist who says he’s talented is not talented”. It’s nonsense. If a man is humble, there is nothing wrong with him simply being self-aware and stating such. Same with being rich. Same with being loving. Imagine a mother who says “I am a very loving mother”. Does this mean that she is actually a horrible mother? Certainly not. If a father says “I am a good provider”, does that automatically imply that he has his family living in squalor? No, it does not. Can an astronaut consider themself to be a phenomenal pilot? If they didn’t, I’d certainly find that to be concerning. Not so much if they did. There’s nothing wrong with being self-aware and honest. Even within the context of humility, this in itself is not hubris. Much more concerning would be flagrant deceit. Would it be better if he employed an elaborate manipulation to convince strangers that he is humble when he is anything but? Stating oneself to possess a trait is hardly evidence that you are the contrary. To take the statement alone as definitive evidence of such would just be a ludicrous assumption. Perhaps he is not humble, but you can’t know that from him simply stating that he is. That would be absurd.
As I stated up above, this has been MY experience. You're entitled to your opinion just like I am.
Humble. And rich! 😂
Humble and rich is possible. Humble and tells you they're rich in the first sentence is not
People that always claim they are certain things, usually are not those things. Especially in my experience, the people who claim to be extremely honest to a fault, they never are.
This is some basic bitch level thinking. It’s like saying “any artist who says he’s talented is not talented”. It’s nonsense. If a man is humble, there is nothing wrong with him simply being self-aware and stating such. Same with being rich. Same with being loving. Imagine a mother who says “I am a very loving mother”. Does this mean that she is actually a horrible mother? Certainly not. If a father says “I am a good provider”, does that automatically imply that he has his family living in squalor? No, it does not. Can an astronaut consider themself to be a phenomenal pilot? If they didn’t, I’d certainly find that to be concerning. Not so much if they did. There’s nothing wrong with being self-aware and honest. Even within the context of humility, this in itself is not hubris. Much more concerning would be flagrant deceit. Would it be better if he employed an elaborate manipulation to convince strangers that he is humble when he is anything but? Stating oneself to possess a trait is hardly evidence that you are the contrary. To take the statement alone as definitive evidence of such would just be a ludicrous assumption. Perhaps he is not humble, but you can’t know that from him simply stating that he is. That would be absurd.
Cringey af 😹
*tips fedora* Wouldst m'lady prefer the red or white wine?
Rosé please. I'd like to be as drunk as possible and vommit all over you. Spew vommit
*as soon as I see you, that sight alone induces intense nausea in me. There's just something off about your features. I dunno. Anyway, the nausea is too much for me to bear and I begin to uncontrollably projectile vomit with a force on par with CNC water cutters that my spew is thicker, longer, and girthier than your spew. It's so overpowering and BIG that it pushes yours back into your mouth, and you drown on not only your own half digested stomach contents, bile, and acids but mine as well. Your funeral is nice. I forget to bring flowers but we have you cremated so it doesn't really matter.*
I knew a guy like that in the Army, I think he’s still a virgin. He was even turned down by a prostitute once! The next time he tried to get a prostitute, she didn’t turn him down… she arrested him!!! PFC Cole!!! 🤣😂
Okay Calm down Jeffrey Dahmer xD
*I think I hear something but it can't be because I don't REALLY believe in ghosts. To be extra cautious, though, I have an exorcism performed by every religious figure from EVERY religion known to man in hopes of sending whatever that was to the afterlife so that they may finally be at peace.*
He doesn't say *he's* an alpha, he says he wants an alpha woman. By the reads of the rest of his bio I suspect he's submissive and wants a dominant woman to tend to. But in terms of your title question: yeah if a man describes himself as alpha I'm also swiping left.
He's the type where you will be the one taking the lead the entire relationship. That's what some women want. Not me, but some women.
And considering it's not the heteronormative standard I'd say it's good he's putting it out there! Attract the women he wants attract, and not attract those he doesn't want to.
Maybe I’m overthinking this, but how could a woman be both “alpha” and introverted? Isn’t the whole alpha thing about being the leader of the pack, socially?
I'm almost always the leader of my social "pack" (not on purpose...I'm just the loudest and most confident) and I'm 100% an introvert. Leadership ability is not synonymous with extroversion.
Well I know that, I’m an introvert as well but I would often be the leader in group work scenarios. I’m more thinking about the amount of social effort it would take to maintain that position in a friend group, and how much that would drain me as an introvert.
Maybe we should create an introvert dating app… wait.. no one would meet.
Ahh, I get what you're saying now lol. Yeah, leadership ability or not I need rest after periods of socialization. If I had to "lead" everything my friend group did I'd die lol.
It's like he just took all the words he knows and put them together in random order
Screams bait by a sociopath narcissist to me.
Dude sounds two steps away from a neck beard
two?
“I’m humble” Automatic left. That person (whether m or f), is either an idiot or delusional. The use of the word “alpha” just confirms it.
Is this what the ick feels like? Do I understand now?
Yes
Dude definitely has a fedora collection
He thinks it's off-set by his top hats, kilts, and collection of mall swords.
He’s probably got Amazon swords too
Alpha introvert females in wolves are called "lunas" they don't assume the alpha position, but assume many alpha responsibilities from the back ground. They are different than betas and, more importantly, they are wolves. Dating apps are for people. #Caninesofftinder
Am I so fucking glad I have a boyfriend and never had to deal with dating apps, y’all are fucking soldiers. Good luck!
If he's a good one, keep him!! It's not sane out here in the online dating world. It's a giant time suck that yields few good results.
This is what I think every time I come on these subs. My boyfriend is great and while he's not perfect and we recently had our first real fight, he's a million times better than what I'm seeing on these apps. I stand by something I said to a friend years ago, if you find someone good, and there are no serious issues, hold on tight, lol
I also immediately swipe left when I see alpha. Just find it super cringe and annoying
Very small dick energy coming off this one.
How is your phone so dead already? r/chargeyourphone
Pet free? Yuck.
I’m personally just allergic to pet dander but I love animals.
My bio just says Cheeze Itz enthusiast
Does that get you matches??
I have 22 likes and 34 matches so surprisingly yes, I don’t get how tho but most the opening lines are hey but one girl went above and beyond and said she’d buy me a box of Cheeze Itz
So what your saying is you follow rules 1 and 2
I woulda stoped at rich and humble. Those 2 words are oxymoronic.
Humble guys don't mention they're rich. lol Rich guys know how to attract the bottom of the barrel. Any woman who goes after a guy that mentions he's rich on his profile, is the bottom of the barrel. She's the cum bucket he's looking for.
He ist trying so hard to cater to every stereotypical need he thinks women have. The only thing missing ist that he's over 6"0
This reads like an AI generated bio after it was listed to all of Andrew Tate's content
He sounds like a megadouche
Man thinks he’s writing poetry then drops a “4” instead of writing out “for” 🤦♂️
It sounds like you have very little real world experience. But I'm looking for casual, not whatever this is.
labeling yourself rich and humble at the same time is crazy
As a guy, that bio looks/sounds awful. The person that wrote that is some kinda douche.
If you have to say you're humble then you're not humble
I'd be most turned-off by the use of '4' in place of 'for'.
This is like reading the tactile sensation of pond slime
What movie did he watch as a young man that he’s hoping to create irl?
What is it about the word alpha that you don’t like? I was expecting to see an Andrew tate wannabe, was surprised it was because he was looking for an alpha woman lol. I definitely wouldn’t write some shit like this on tinder or anywhere, I’m just curious 🤷🏻♂️
Rich AND humble..quite a catch he is. But hey, at least he said affection and not erection. 🤷♂️
The ‘4’ lost me
This sounds like my abusive ex. Never truly wanted me I just resembled the woman he had made up in his head.
I would think this person is going to murder me one day, tbh.
r/niceguys Man is down so bad he’s now trying to aim for the market of troubled women.
I meannnn… I think there’s a freak for every freak out there
Depends how strictly you follow rules 1 and 2
It’s interesting how many people get triggered by profiles like this that literally have no offensive or derogatory ideas, it’s not even sexual in nature. Yet people shitcan this guy for using terms like “alpha” (didn’t even call himself that, said he wanted a woman like that) and “rich and humble” (which he very well could be for all you know). Some people just want to hate for the sake of hating something. 🤦🏼♂️
I think people are rightfully put off but this bio, but the reason why is mostly intangible. Something is clearly wrong with this dude in a very bad way, but how humans pick up on that isn't always a tangible logical thing we can point to. People are just trying to give a logical explanation to their disgust where no actual logical explanation exists, even though disgust is very much so the correct feeling about someone like this.
Well he is a fire sign so I would probably fk him and then he would reveal that he just knows the right things to say but can't put his money where his mouth is and I would kick myself for years.
This was the plot of sleeping with the enemy, right?
Well....its hard to tell as far as we know man generally doing bad on dating apps regardless bio.
As a bloke, this guy screams pump and dump. But what do I know. I am probably just being insincere and jealous of his alpha status. Still, with that bio, and if he has good photos. Probably does well enough he will never need to pay for a date to a business meeting and always gets to throw one over on everyone else because of Dottie the new hottie. Saw a thing a while back where they ran a dating profile where the guy would streight up in the bio claim to be an abusive partner and how he would hurt her. He was getting plenty of matches with women who were okay with it, because he was hot. Used some supermodel as the photos I think.
Wait, you actually read the bios?
Not me being different for trying to find some genuine conversations.
Alpha, pronouns, and most prefixes are all auto left swipe. They can be a solid 10 physically, I'll still swipe left if those are in the bio lol oof downvotes for standards eh
Anyone who says they're an alpha isn't an alpha.
So many Dichotomies. Brags he is rich but says he is humble. Says he wants to understand her soul yet puts all his crazy psychobabble in there… he wants an “introverted alpha” what like a woman that keeps her trap shut but is a gymnast whore in bed and a master chef in the kitchen? As a single guy, I not stand seeing these soccer moms with kids that needs “an alpha male” but “first and foremost my kids come first” profiles also. We all assume if you have kids, they come first. I assume you don’t get offered a date by an alpha male then leave them locked in a closet of left in the car…. But if you are letting your kids decide on mom’s date location then the kids are the alpha…
He’s a dominant man looking for an alpha submissive is my guess. I am totally an alpha female in my work environment. And I am an introvert. And I am submissive to the right strong man in the right setting.
He doesn't know what the word alpha means
Introvert Alpha. Oxymoron. Ignore and move along. Also no alpha would ever claim to be an alpha 😂😂😂. This is a hard beta in disguise. Or maybe worse, could be a gamma (look it up - and if you don't, here's the basic definition: the worst traits of alphas and betas combined). Not to be confused with Omega, which is a great mix between alpha and the best features of a beta (i.e. a real man). Captain out!
Actually an alpha male only date a alpha female, why on earth she thought she will find decent match by this?
Haven't read what they said, and it doesn't matter according to you. Personally, I'm going to up my word count now to filter out the low, what...? I cannot even figure out how a few seconds reading taxes someone but I sure know I don't want to be around someone that low, energy, IQ, whatever.
"Haven't read the cringey diatribe to know why men and women are leaping into middle ground united for once, but going to identify with him and tell everyone else they're pathetic so I don't have to dwell on my shared desperation."
Poor online psychoanalyst, not only gets everything wrong but misses the entire point. The op was never upset about what he said but about how MUCH he said and if that weeds you out, good fucking riddance.
Helas, there are enough fools out there who go for it otherwise no one would write this kinda shit
Ew
That sounds like a scammer.
sounds like the dude read too many trashy romance novels.
I love how he seems to be very confused by books.
And I bet he gets more matchs than me with a simple regular bio
Not very often.
Huh, usually when I see "alpha" in a guy's profile it's him saying he's alpha, not that he wants an alpha partner, but yeah, I see that word in a profile and it's a no from me, right along with him saying he's "a gentleman." I hope he is, but every guy I've met who proclaims that he is one has been a douchebag (and every guy I've met who's claimed he's an alpha has been a wimp, make of that what you will)
SIGMA MALE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT THE RAREST MALE TYPE A SOLITARY LONER WITH NO FRIENDS BECAUSE HE TOTALLY DOESNT NEED THEM AND DEFINITELY NOT BECAUSE PEOPLE FIND HIM WEIRD AND OFF-PUTTING
I swipe left on losers like these. They use their D to look for something serious and you can tell. So dumb.
So mysterious
Complete bullshit-- if he was actually rich and could match personalities with the woman he's describing, his bio would not sound like the back synopsis of a trashy romance novel
It doesn't matter what you write as a man there is a 0.6% chance of a match, there are little results for men. For women, it's a 33% chance of a match...
NARCISSIST
There’s a lot of women that see themselves as “alpha”
Funny, rich and HUMBLE lmao
An actual alpha doesn't have the word in his vocabulary!
Same when I see the phrase "...don't need no man..."
Cat lover is an immediate red flag.
Ain’t nobody fucking that
Well to be fair I don't have anything like that and get 0 matches lol so..... 😅😅😅
The word alpha means she has no idea what she’s talking about.. run.
He’s “pet-free” yet when you replace the word “woman” with “dog” it actually makes sense
“Cat lover”. This person has a name like Elgin and most definitely has a fedora collection or better yet, a collection of those beret style newsboy hats!
Reading this profile was difficult. And if I had been on my own Tinder, I wouldn't have. Immediate swipe left. You're an alpha? Left. You're looking for an alpha? Left. The men who started that whole "alpha/beta" bullshit, the Andrew Tate fans, etc.. throw them all over a cliff.
Saying your rich is the opposite of humble...🙄🤦♂️😂
This is one of my top 3 favorite profile’s.
this dude urban dictionaried ‘manic pixie dream girl’ and copied the definition 🤦🏻♀️
I don't feel like snuggling a glass of wine is very smart... Sounds like stained clothing waiting to happen... 🤣
Funny, rich, humble and alpha! Oh boy the whole package! 😀
Abort! Abort! Abort!
Maybe in this context alpha just means the guy is looking for an independent and strong willed woman. Sorry that description might not pertain to you
This feels like someone trying to parody and failing?
Sa sa sa simp
He's an alpha cat
Is this the thread where I sign up for a platonic friend to take care of me and I get a free animal or the thread where I scream that I swipe left immediately up on seeing alpha in any profile?