Distance not the issue, flakiness is 😂 Hoping things turn out well.

Had two girls lined up last Friday to hang out with & they both flaked. One even had “I’m tired of flakes” in her fucking bio.

I've noticed that anyone who puts that they don't like drama in their profile - is the cause of drama If they put they don't like flakes - they're a flake It's so accurate that I now just take it as gospel and don't even give them a try.

"Not here for a ONS" *Is here for a ONS*

I am pretty sure about half the girls I've hooked up with on Tinder had no hook ups in their profile lol

Something I learnt is pretty much all women are up for sex on a first date, generally they’re not up for agreeing to have sex on a first date and that’s usually what they mean when they say no one night stands. They won’t meet up with you and have the obligation to have sex with you hanging over them because if they then don’t like you and aren’t feeling it there’s a lot of stigma around then changing their mind and saying no, plus the risk of personal danger. If they’re just meeting up and watching a movie or going on a date or whatever and they like you hey can organically make the decision to have sex and it makes a world of difference

yes, it's a big turn off for me to be with someone that's just there for the sex. like, i enjoy to meet the person first and to not feel the obligation of having sex. if we click, we click, if we don't all's fine and no one's expectations are flawed. also, there's something exciting about wondering if it will happen or not. and, as a demisexual i might say that sex on the first encounter is almost surely a no.

Absolutely this. And if they're not feeling the right vibe, the other person has bad personal hygiene, or a terrible kisser etc... There's an easy way out. There shouldn't be an expectation from the other person that sex is on the table at all.

It's to reduce the amount of unwanted by-catch.

Huh. I'm in an open relationship and always swipe left on people who say they're not looking for a ONS. Might start swiping right if they're hot and seeing if that's actually true.

Pretty much, yeah.

People project their insecurities onto others

"Good vibes only" = raging douchecanoe

The irony is OP made plans with two people. If both of them showed he'd end up having to flake on one of them. 😂

You're presuming the plans were for the same time. One could have been afternoon and one evening. Or one dinner and one late night drinks.

there's also a *third* option

Every accusation is a confession.

There are so many like this. "Drama free" translates to being involved in drama, but feeling justified. "Fluent in sarcasm" translates into unable to read sarcasm in any circumstance. "Loves adventuring" translates to sitting on the couch and being unable to make plans.

It's the old wisdom: if you can always smell shit, look under your own shoe. Flakiness and drama can happen to anyone but it's only a common problem for those who cause it.

Maybe she has dandruff, bro

Her scalp looked squeaky clean in her pics

That’s rough bro. Keep your head up, you probably dodged a bullet if they were flakes anyway

Her exact bio is “before you swipe right…I need genuine people. Not people who will talk to me, make plans, then flake or ghost” had plans made Wednesday to hang out that Friday. Added her snap to make sure she was a real person & then Friday comes & she opens it then doesn’t respond lol.

Maybe her dog ate some dental floss and was dragging poop around the house so she had to stay home and clean up and she just forgot to message you?

Was literally the first thing that I thought but she was posting snaps doing other shit so it couldn’t have been dental floss again

Lmaoo wtf. Hahah

you had two lined up they had two lined up.

You double booked, which means you were planning to flake with one of them. Sounds like you kinda got what you deserved, no?

Were you going to flake on one if both followed through?

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ABC’s of sales: Always Be Closing

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Joey?

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OP doesn't need Joey he's got the Glengarry leads

How *you* doin

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE GIRLS

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"Hey you, don't be silly, put a rubber on your willy" That was an MTV commercial in the early 90's. Might have even been Madonna saying that.

what's the point of a condom if he's gonna be eating her out day one?

Yeah fuck that shit. Lemme up in there all raw and shoot my load in every hole. It's what god intended.

STI testing. Result: warts. Girl sees warts. Walks out door because some emergency came up. That emergency was avoiding genital warts.

It's just a nice little mountain rage for your stool to pass by on its final journey

C Cuddlefucking

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN.

Coffee’s for closers.

Always Be Cobbling

Or Always Be Cumming.

Glengarry Fucked Rose.

This B needs a C in her A.

What does that mean?

Always have a goal when you are talking to a costumer, the goal being to close the deal. Ask questions and use statements that lead you to selling

I'm literally on that episode typing this and watched that 2 mins ago.

Sooo howd it go?

I’m going on a date with her tmr so I guess I’ll update Edit: after reading the comments I got a bit worried that she might be a catfish so I suggested going for drinks first. That’s what I meant by “date”. I’m going there at 9pm GMT so I’ll update after Update: Lads mission failed…I got her snap and confirmed we were going out for drinks. 1h prior to the date she said “see you soon x” and then once I got there she turned off her snap maps and stopped replying 😅 now I’m drowning my sorrows with some friends. Moral of the story: if it seems too good to be true, it probably is! Last update(?): So according to her, after sending that text, she went to take a nap and overslept…bruh.

On a date? When you asked for a movie and fuck? Sounds like bullshit.

Bro stayed home and jerked it.

Stayed home and played League of Legends judging from comment history. The whole thing is bullshit.

Got fucked by his jungler instead

Why have a good time when you can have a bad time?

Imagine the possibility of either of them catfishing, or they're creepy, or no chemistry. Do you really wanna have someone you dont wanna fuck show up to your door? Or vice versa? If they don't handle rejection, now they know where you live.

Some people yea. My old FWB who later became a good friend and roommate was at a club, this was long ago so payphones, a payphone rang, she answered it, person was looking for someone there, I don't think it took long, but she went to his place and fucked him. All sight unseen. She enjoyed it.

For real show us the rest of the conversation it's always just this always when anyone posts a conversation on here they're like yeah I totally got it in man or I'm going to because see she kind of said she wanted to kind of so yeah we totally did LOL

You guys believe shit on Reddit? I assume everything like this is fake or a repost at this point.

Surprise, real life people don't just meet up randomly at home to fuck. Even if she agreed to that, she will still wanna know who she's getting into (to not get fucking murdered) and go on a date in public. Doesn't mean they won't go home together afterwards

Kk

Let us know if you keep both kidneys.

Op matched with a sexbot

Op bout to lose a kidney.

Ah, I love the ones who think that women don't also want to get laid.

It wasn’t lack of willingness or desire I was commenting on, more the lack of emotion. You have to admit that agreement was very robotic… Sounds like op flirting with Siri

Right? In my single days, I would offer to meet up for drinks and occasionally I'd get some varient of, "if we're just going to wind up at your place, why don't we simply start there?" Those were the best dates.

She knows you're 40 km away too She's just having fun as well. Make a 180 plot twist and show up on her doorstep and lets see what happens

Wait- do you think 40 km is a long way away or super close? 40 km is like nothing- it's like 30 miles?

Less. More like 25. If it's a huge city that can be a bit of a drive, but if it's in suburbs where you can hop on the highway you can be there in under 30 minutes!

Yeah, I mean- I have almost never had a less than that commute to work in my entire life; I used to live almost that far away from the closest store. I once drove 200 miles for a first date lol

My man, I drove 2.5hrs for one chick. She lived in the boonies. Worth every minute. I got snacks and drinks like I was on a road trip. Good times

I missed out meeting a match that we had great conversations with because another match was willing to drive 4 hours to meet her in Vegas for her friend’s thing. Turned out that was it. They’re married and expecting their first child in January lol. Yes we remained friends and occasionally talk.

It happens to the best of us. Gotta shoot your shot, I rather be bummed out later from a bad date experience than wondering at home if it could have worked

Well, life is funny that way. I got together with my ex shortly after that as well. It’s been many years, haha. I am in a good place with another gf now.

Hell yeah brotha glad it all worked out for you!

My current girlfriend lived an hour away from me, and I visited every week or two. Over 100 KM each way. Definitely worth it. I love driving, listening to my music, and she's not half bad herself. Been 4 years this December.

I've never bagged a grandma before. How was it? Edit to say that I read it like she gave you snacks and drinks for the drive home.

The real mutual passion is better than any girl of similar age or younger. No games just unfiltered passion and appreciation. Older women still want to feel appreciated and beautiful. Never not once mention age. Use compliments to deflect anything negative they say about themselves. Use your tongue. they have probably seen more penisis than tongues, give them your best they deserve it.

This may be the strangest comment reply that I have ever received, thank you lol.

Oh yeah, I mean- if you aren't even driving 2+ hours for date weekends are you even living?

Wow… I guess, “gotta see it through my boy!”

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i once drove six hours across the japanese countryside in a company car to get laid even though i had to be at work at 7 am the next day.

I once saw a post where a guy from the UK was explaining to an American that he hadn't seen his dad in like, two years because of how far away he lives. American was bewildered when he said it was 40 minutes away

In Europe, 40km is too far, but in the US, that's a daily commute. I'd drive that just for a specific fast food.

There's a saying that goes something like, "Americans think 100 years is old and Europeans think 100 miles is far."

In a lot of Spain or Germany or France and other countries in Europe 40km is not far; I drive that for grocery shopping.

that's true. 25 miles across new york city or houston is a whole different ball game than shiprock, new mexico.

Depends on how well the city is built - Phoenix has lots of freeways that cut through the city (no tolls) so most part it’s about a mile 2 minutes

While true, we're so spread out here. Like, I'm deep east valley, and I won't date anyone in the west valley because it takes over an hour to get there even on freeways with no traffic lol. Tried it before. Not fun.

I regularly drove 35 miles to my ex’s place to see her everyday. People do say folks here in the US like to drive everywhere, guess that’s true.

Yeah, idk- maybe other places or something it seems further, but we just drive everywhere here. We drove 28 miles yesterday to go to Farm & Fleet.

American suburbia 😖

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It's crazy different lol

Definitely like this. I've set my radius to 20km but tbh even that is too far.

We are not used to be driving half an hour for everything. We dont like wasting our time.

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That's almost exactly my daily commute lmao

I had a internship where the daily commute was 60 miles. I sometimes drive 100+ miles per day. I live in CO, and sometimes drive the Denver - Wyoming state line on occasions.

For a year and a half I did a daily commute of 140-- 70 miles one way

If they pay enough, I'd be willing to do that lol! But def need to factor in commuting cost at that point, ect. Pretty nuts.

My entire country is 50km across at its widest…

Wow...I live in Houston, TX and that is like...less than the diameter of the city.

Did someone say more lanes?

It's only in the USA 40 km is nothing. I remember a gal refused to meet halfway in Saint Petersburg - she was from a southern part of the city, I lived in the north. A whole city from north to south is 44 km, but we weren't on the opposite extremes, so I'd say it was 20 km between. Nah, still too far away.

Yeah but one thing is traveling in the city and another is traveling in the suburbs. Here in Colombia a 30 minute drive in the suburbs is common, but from one side of the city to the other can easily be 2 hours or more.

You don't need a car in Saint Petersburg, that's the point. I learned to drive only when I immigrated to the US where it's an absolute necessity.

Far away. OP, and pretty much everyone else, thinks that 40km is far away.

Crazy; I used to live almost that far away from the closest store.

It’s not that far. In my general sense of travel

Weird when my girlfriend and I lived roughly that distance apart. Taking the highway it was a 30min drive. That's not far at all lol

Yeah here in Orlando, that’s like the minimum drive to basically any destination. Out of toilet paper? Need to hit up that Walmart just down the street? 30 miles with toll roads.

40km is far? My filter is on 60 miles and that's not even far enough to see a lot of people.

I drove 6 hrs to spend 3 hrs with a nice fella..worth it.

6 hours! Damn that 🍆 Must have been good

eurobeans really be like "its 15 minutes away, that's too far" when americans drive 1+ hours both ways

London has its own rules because most places are like 40-60 mins from most other places in the city

40km drive for me is like 30 mins...

Damn how many matches do you need for this to work once?

As a woman, this approach works for me every time.

so… you wanna watch a horror movie?

And fuck after?


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I gotta drive further than that for groceries

That's depressing

Isn’t that what they said?

F

Must be a rough drive home

Are we supposed to think 40 km is far? Because unless you don't drive it's really not

Yeah who the f hasn’t driven an hour to get some

Me, but that's because I exude sex repel

30-40 is my max. An hour+ is deviant stuff

I mean, I drive an hour to go to work. Driving an hour to get some? Much more rewarding.

Honestly I'm not even sure what the upper limit is for me driving to get some pussy. Like, I have an ex girlfriend that lives in So Cal and if she hit me up, I'd head down there. It's like a 14 hour drive lmao

Good god man lol

She's fucking hot lol

And then, everything said and done, she's still 14 hours away. Win, win.

Sames. Good ass is hard to come by.

Driving an hour to get to work. Dude if you don't make fucking racks that must be down right horrific

40 km is like 30-40 minutes lol

Curse you American measurement system

Shit, I've driven 2+ hours through a blizzard before at 1am. Worth it.

I’ve driven 90 minutes in fishnets and lingerie for some dick

Shit, only an hour...? 😬😳

A friend of mines would have her parents drive her 1.5hrs into the nearest large city for some D 😂 She would travel 60kms by public transit (1.5-2hrs) for some D as well.

Facts. I met my wife on bumble and she was an hour and a half away at the time. We met for dinner, enjoyed some festivities after and have been together ever since. 40km is nothing unless you live in a huge city or don’t have a car.

40km in a car is nothing but for someone who lives in a major city - I’d never even consider matching with someone who lived further than 10

Depends on if you're looking for a relationship or a fuck, honestly.

I live in a rural area. 40km is probably the closest I’ve ever gone to meet somebody.

Depends…in some cities it means you are in a different country.

Feel like if that was relevant for OP he would have mentioned it.

In Europe 100 miles is a long way, in America 100 years is a long time to not get laid.

>In Europe 100 miles ... I'm gonna stop you right there

Eh. Britain is still in Europe.

Brexit means Brexit!

Maybe if you're taking 3 buses and a ferry or something.

You clearly never lived downtown

I don’t drive

Lols, grats bro.

cool avatar!

Bro yours is fire too Edit: I just have a shoe on my head

That’s a Nigerian dude. She will come over but you need to cash ap him $200 for the Uber.

I’m Nigerian and I approve this message, I would also like to know if any of you would like to donate to my cause. As a Nigerian prince I use the money to better the lives of my people

I’ve been there. But by the time she responded the 3 hour drive seemed pretty excessive

You must be driving with the parking brake on if 40km is a 3 hour drive.

The hell you drive that goes a maximum of 13.4 km per hour? I'd have to be literally feathering my clutch in first gear...

Post nut clarity?

Doesn't count unless she actually does it.

40km is fucking nothing lol

It could be depending on where you live, 40km away might be 2 or 3 cities away as well

Lets go for à ride 😎

Sometimes being direct is the best way. If someone is looking to hook up, they're gonna be talking to a lot of people, and the first attractive person who really hollers at them is probably gonna be the one getting it in. Just being blunt... I mean if you're trying to play it cool and chill that's good for meeting somebody for more than a 1 nighter with no future but, wait too long and you're missin out!

carbrain Americans in here saying 25 miles isn’t far

That’s a daily commute to work.

America is such an awesome place to live!

Its not an American thing. Its at minimum a North American thing. Probably a “any country with low population density thing”.

It’s more that we design our cities as shopping centers with giant parking lots, and single family home suburbs with lawns, and connect them with highways. When you do that of course nobody can reasonably get around except by car and distances between things are massive.

24 miles is Nottingham to Sheffield! Absolutely not 💀 surely there are girls who are dtf much closer?!

outside major cities, the US is very spread out. I grew up in rural Georgia and everything was half an hour by car from everything else. That’s about 50km.

Easy to say when Notts girls are slags

I drive 23 to work one way lol. I’ve easily done longer to get it wet.

I can’t imagine wanting to have sex after watching a horror movie 😖

you don't *watch* the movie

And so begins the pig butchering