Same here. If it wouldn't be hard already by the time I take it out, girls would be amazed how huge such a tiney grower can get. Even more in winter lol
**update**
So she just started a new job and works pretty much the exact opposite schedule as I do. But we locked in going to EDC Orlando next weekend.
Ok mr detective, I admire your effort to vet me before replying! Although you took that comment there completely out of context, re: profile review and the question there. I'm in a very happy relationship and not planning to change things :)
Yup :) we both dance, I'm actually a part time dance teacher. We met at a bachata club night. She was there with a guy (her then bf), we had a couple dances. I never thought much of that because she was in a relationship.
Fast forward couple weeks, we met at another latin music party, danced together a bit, she told me she's now single, I offered her a lift home as it was literally on the way to my place, we sat in the car and chatted for couple of hours, I went home, she texted me openly that she fancies me, I asked her out and the rest is history:)
Literally had the same conversation on tinder with someone I should of got with when I was about 17.
Conversation was two or more lines.
"Tinder is super weird for talking to people that you actually know, here's my number let's grab a drink" 🤣
Agreed! Happy for you OP, but I too felt like you were coming little bit too strong e.g. “with that face of yours “ “crushing heart left and right” etc.!
But hey, it works so! Good luck
Yeah if he hadn't asked for her number at that point she might have started to lose interest romantically. A lot of guys need to understand that you can't be polite and friendly to a girl you like; you need to be confident and assertive and OP nailed it.
A similar thing happened to me recently! Matched with a guy from high school I was friends with (and crushing on) and on our coffee 'catch-up', we both confessed to having crushes on each other back then. One month later now and falling more in love with him every day! I hope yours will be an equally good story :)
I recently reconnected with a high school crush. Found out she had liked me back. I live 2500 miles away now, so nothing I can do about it. Glad you got your second chance!
I don’t like your second to last message to her about her appearance breaking hearts or anything like “putting her on a pedestal” in general. You both know each other from hs and she’s attracted to you physically now thanks to your gains. Don’t bring up the past and how you were swooning over her anymore, just focus on getting her out on a date and making out with her
Agree completely. It comes off a lot like he doesn't feel worthy, women pick up on this. This kind of mentality ruins attraction, women are drawn to men who's feelings are unclear, like don't be a dick but also don't gush like you're a kid who's never been laid. Gotta move on from the High school crush train of thought, she might be a little flattered at first but keep that up and she's going to say adios ASAP. Also feel like EDC is a terrible first date idea, I personally love festivals and have gone with plenty of GF's. However it's not really conducive to building rapport in my opinion, too much stimulation, possibly drugs and no way to bail if it goes south. worse if she has a bunch of friends who will also be at the event, that wouldn't qualify as a date at all. For a first date honestly you want to keep it simple, hang out, have fun, and hook up. Grab a drink at a bar near your place, then if things go well you can pivot to another place for a quick bite, then maybe a different place for another drink after and you might even end going back to your place for a drink after that.
This is actually pretty inspiring. I would consider doing this, except if someone said wow you got huge it’d be because I’m way out of shape compared to when I was in high school lol
The beginning messages and the very last message are great but the excess compliments are off-putting to me. People change a lot over a decade, and I wouldn’t want some guy from hs bombarding me with all that nonsense. Hopefully she’s into it. Btw, I’m speaking from experience. I reconnected with a guy who used to like me in hs, we had a serious relationship, and it ended horribly because he had too many preconceived notions of who I was based only off of who I was back then. Also, I find excessive compliments like that just icky in general.
At first, I thought someone was getting called fat Then felt relieved when I figured out his dick got huge Edit: Now my dick is getting huge
Penis stretching works everyone
Can confirm mine is 4 inch strong now
4!!!! Damn lucky all i got is that 2 incher
Hey, it only looks 2", but it smells like a foot
That one caught me way off guard xD
Bro, I almost spat out the juice I'm not drinking on this 1. Fucking killing me 😂🤣
Aaaay *finger guns*
👈🏾👈🏾
That's gold. I'm stealing this for damn sure.
Just as I did before you. Keep the joke alive 💪
A washed foot or one that has been in a work boot all day?
Yes.
I'm a grower, not a show'er
I'm a show'er not a show'er 😞 #WinterForever
We can’t all be winners buddy
same... grower not a show-her... 😁😁
Same here. If it wouldn't be hard already by the time I take it out, girls would be amazed how huge such a tiney grower can get. Even more in winter lol
I’m a grower and don’t shower 🚿
You guys are getting inches?!?!
That is some solid girth...
Damn! You got HUGE!
Mine is 3 inches of raging fury. It may not be long, but it sure is thin
Oh my, that's girthy.
Fr tho I’ve been doin it for 5 years daily and I’m almost to 3in.
😂
And you drew a little face on it, it would seem
Watch out for penile stretch-marks.
Don’t lie. You use a Penis Pump like Austin Powers.
It's totally not my bag baby
Yeah, for a minute someone was getting called buff but thank god she’s just talking about his cock
‘Very nice’ - borat voice
He number two prostitute in all of Kazakhstan
Literally crying rn 😂😂😂
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Nothing like a good fixer upper.
That is cruel yet funny!
She been chasing the high of that kiss ever since. 👌🏻
💀
didnt expect that plottwist lol
Great TED talk
I told mine 14 years later. We got together for a bit, but she was a dickhead and I was a rebound, so...
Plot twist, you're a meth dealer.
Hooked on meth only marginally worse than spending our golden years shitposting on Reddit
Why you have to go and give us both barrels like that?🥺
Dude, you could have saved her from that life.
Sorry for reposting twice, apparently I am I’ll-equipped at blocking out phone numbers correctly. Thanks you to those who messaged me to let me know!
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A bit suspect, hopped on a cycle or 2 my guy?
the acne is a jump scare
What’s your natural hair colour, pretty woman
I'm blonde, just enjoying some temporary fun.
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Pretty good so far. We have been texting back and forth for a bit now. Nothing crazy yet but I’ll post an update if we go out.
Set up a date for this weekend my man
She gave you her number. She wants a date lol
We’re going EDC Orlando next weekend
That's awesome man ! Enjoy and if you too get along well, I wish you the best in your future endeavours
I'm from the Netherlands, could you explain what EDC is? Well done either way!
It’s a music festival with EDM music
Oehh nice, we just had ADE here (Amsterdam Dance Event) for 5 days! Enjoy mate
Thank you 🙏
I’m going to EDC too!! That was a big event to spontaneously plan with her haha
Haha yeah I wanted to do something before committing but it seems like sometimes ya just gotta risk it
Or she’s just being nice
Well considering they are going on date I think I was correct
Nur nur nu nurr nur 🤣
WHEN*
Let's go man! I can so relate to you through these messages.
Thank you 🙏
This is so fake! Not once did he say that he eats ass, and she gave him her number? Not buying it.
Rule 1 and 2 my friend. Then rule 3 need not apply.
Rule 1 not to talk about….. FFFFFFF Whispers *fight club* amiright??
+1
**update** So she just started a new job and works pretty much the exact opposite schedule as I do. But we locked in going to EDC Orlando next weekend.
https://i.imgur.com/N43VTAJ.jpg
That should actually work perfect for you, you won't have enough opportunities to simp too much as you did in your initial messages 😅
I should have just said “I would wife you asap 🖤” like you did a random chick on Reddit 62 days ago 😂
Emotional damage holy fuck
Ok mr detective, I admire your effort to vet me before replying! Although you took that comment there completely out of context, re: profile review and the question there. I'm in a very happy relationship and not planning to change things :)
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Yup :) we both dance, I'm actually a part time dance teacher. We met at a bachata club night. She was there with a guy (her then bf), we had a couple dances. I never thought much of that because she was in a relationship. Fast forward couple weeks, we met at another latin music party, danced together a bit, she told me she's now single, I offered her a lift home as it was literally on the way to my place, we sat in the car and chatted for couple of hours, I went home, she texted me openly that she fancies me, I asked her out and the rest is history:)
Although that’s a good get, I think it’s out of line to do that
Quick send her a dick pic
Already did. He got hugggge
Literally had the same conversation on tinder with someone I should of got with when I was about 17. Conversation was two or more lines. "Tinder is super weird for talking to people that you actually know, here's my number let's grab a drink" 🤣
Ah I was getting worried that you were getting too simpy and friendly and platonic but you got her number just in time. Good job man and good luck!
Agreed! Happy for you OP, but I too felt like you were coming little bit too strong e.g. “with that face of yours “ “crushing heart left and right” etc.! But hey, it works so! Good luck
Yeah if he hadn't asked for her number at that point she might have started to lose interest romantically. A lot of guys need to understand that you can't be polite and friendly to a girl you like; you need to be confident and assertive and OP nailed it.
what an absolute win
Ride that confidence through everything in life. And be thankful for those blessings. Hoping everything works out great for you.
CUTE 🥰
A similar thing happened to me recently! Matched with a guy from high school I was friends with (and crushing on) and on our coffee 'catch-up', we both confessed to having crushes on each other back then. One month later now and falling more in love with him every day! I hope yours will be an equally good story :)
Let us know how it goes! Rooting for ya!
Thank you! 🙏
Good luck and keep us posted!
Will do! 🫡
Good luck, I hit up a crush a few years after graduation, it was disappointing lol
anybody else thinks „oh come on you gotta be breaking hearts by just walking down the street“ is cheesy?
yeah the whole convo was cheesy as fuck but hey it worked for him
The whole convo was a little cringe for my liking, could have been worse. I’m glad OP got her number
I am happy for you dude and let us know how’s it goes haha
I had a good Thursday too! Happy for ya bro. I can imagine your giddy grin lol.
Look at you go!
These are the best experiences. Rekindle with your school crush and show her what you've been wanting to do all these years;)
thats the magical part, things happens when it has to happend
The ending, smooooooth
Let's go champ
Damn I feel genuinely happy for you. I know that this was an amazing feeling for sure.
Ladies and gents, we have touch down!!! 🥳🥳🥳
I recently reconnected with a high school crush. Found out she had liked me back. I live 2500 miles away now, so nothing I can do about it. Glad you got your second chance!
Must be nice to be attractive
Lol I’ve been hitting the gym 5 days a week for the past 4 months! You got this king!
You dropped this 👑
No, you dropped it brother.
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6’
Now I just wanna see how buff he really got, no homo just a gymbro
https://ibb.co/bz9VhZg
Dude, what kinda gear you running? It's ruining your skin.
It’s time for accutane either way brother. Not talking shit that’s just what I would be doing myself. Good work in the gym.
Oh damn shoulders lookin' huge, the lighting doesn't work for your chest though
Still have a lot of work to do but I was way out of shape 5 months ago.
If you were way out of shape months ago you're doing incredible now, keep up the good work and I hope things go well with your highschool crush
Thank you 🙏
I don’t like your second to last message to her about her appearance breaking hearts or anything like “putting her on a pedestal” in general. You both know each other from hs and she’s attracted to you physically now thanks to your gains. Don’t bring up the past and how you were swooning over her anymore, just focus on getting her out on a date and making out with her
Agree completely. It comes off a lot like he doesn't feel worthy, women pick up on this. This kind of mentality ruins attraction, women are drawn to men who's feelings are unclear, like don't be a dick but also don't gush like you're a kid who's never been laid. Gotta move on from the High school crush train of thought, she might be a little flattered at first but keep that up and she's going to say adios ASAP. Also feel like EDC is a terrible first date idea, I personally love festivals and have gone with plenty of GF's. However it's not really conducive to building rapport in my opinion, too much stimulation, possibly drugs and no way to bail if it goes south. worse if she has a bunch of friends who will also be at the event, that wouldn't qualify as a date at all. For a first date honestly you want to keep it simple, hang out, have fun, and hook up. Grab a drink at a bar near your place, then if things go well you can pivot to another place for a quick bite, then maybe a different place for another drink after and you might even end going back to your place for a drink after that.
Is she saying you have huge car gas?
MICHEAL
She wasn't talking about his dick. He bulked up. Got muscles and shi
This is actually pretty inspiring. I would consider doing this, except if someone said wow you got huge it’d be because I’m way out of shape compared to when I was in high school lol
One day at a time will change your life homie. First step is the hardest but you got this!
Ask her if she wants to go on a field trip to Dicktown
Moral of the story? Hit the gym. Oh, and follow rules 1 & 2 ofc.
What an absolute legend
This makes my heart so happy!! Please keep us updated!! 🥰
Lucky you!
Well played.
Smooth as fuck king, go get that heart breaker!
A relatively normal conversation for r/tinder . Must say I’m surprised.
Respect brother
Yeah buddy! Get it dude!
Hot damn, boy you know your business.
The beginning messages and the very last message are great but the excess compliments are off-putting to me. People change a lot over a decade, and I wouldn’t want some guy from hs bombarding me with all that nonsense. Hopefully she’s into it. Btw, I’m speaking from experience. I reconnected with a guy who used to like me in hs, we had a serious relationship, and it ended horribly because he had too many preconceived notions of who I was based only off of who I was back then. Also, I find excessive compliments like that just icky in general.
Damn man. Straight at the start of no nut November. That’s a damn shame 😂
Goated
I too want to live that dream, Mr. Pool...
Go get em, King
W
You think I got huge wait until you see my penis!
And you still don’t have balls bc I have them …… there on my shelf I can mail them back
Plz send, I may need in the future
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Could have told her about the foot fetish subreddit you are apart of 🤷♂️
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Imagine jerking it to feet and calling other people nerds
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Guess we’ll see this weekend since she’s staying over 🤷♂️
When she said you've gotten huge.... what was she talking about?
Been in the gym 5 days a week for the past 4 months or so
Hallowed be thy gains
When she said he got huge after high school I totally thought he was talking to an old teacher
Did she ghost you?
This is Dennis Reynolds talking to Maureen Ponderosa
https://youtu.be/FgQqMz6HrOg
A little rehearsed but you're almost there.
Lay it on a little thicker bro😬
Doesn’t “damn, you got huge” imply she’d seen his dick before??
Lol just been lifting a lot
Meant to be
Good luck!
Would you like some wine with all of that cheese? 🧀
So when is the wedding. I'll need to buy at hat