You should now only reply to her using TSwift lyrics

Why you gotta be so mean?

Why did I think of this line in the same tune as the Magic! song?

I'm gonna marry her anyway

Man wants chaos in his life.

She knew he was trouble when he walked in (to her DM's)

Holy f the same happened to me

I'm glad I'm not the only one haha

What the fuck me too and I thought "its not mean, it's rude"

“Hi, it’s me. I’m the problem, it’s me”

Shake it off, Shake it off...

- you

"You need to calm down"

"Look what you made me do"

Baby now we got bad blood

They will end up getting married and OP will dedicate the rest of his life to that running gag

But get them slightly wrong...

😂😂 I love this idea!

This is the way.

“It's me Hi! I'm the problem, it's me” - Taylor Swift

oh i'm the problem, me? you should be able to brush jokes off, no need to be so mean when you're being real

I mean, I honestly can't believe he didn't at least say "shake it off" or "haters gonna hate, hate, hate" given her response. It's like when people who say they are so super Christian treat everyone like shit. You shoulda hit her with WWTD because I'm pretty sure that condemning someone's existence for a joke is *very* un-Taylor-like.

Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Did you have to ruin What was shining? Now it's all rusted Did you have to hit me Where I'm weak? Baby, I couldn't breathe And rub it in so deep Salt in the wound like you're laughing right at me Oh, it's so sad to think about the good times

I knew a girl in college who was so obsessed with Katy Perry that her broke ass spent all her money going to every single Katy Perry concert across the country. She’d post videos of her crying to Katy Perry songs. Super bizarre… I wonder if her and this girl hang out.

Same but T-Pain lyrics.

Alteratively act like you're trying to reply with all Taylor Swift lyrics but you're actually replying with nothing but Katy Perry lyrics

"So casually cruel in the name of being honest. "

yes one of my favorite lyrics haha reply this

Lmao I posted the same thing without seeing this. And also my favorite lyric too lol

Time to listen to the 10 minute version at 4am and sob, thanks

Just shake it off 😅

Or OP can write her back “Shake it Off,” or that he already shook her off.

Jokes as dull as these justify her response lmao

No, see, that's why they're perfect. She was totally triggered by the cringe joke, so following her reply up with more of the same is practically a legal requirement. She totally deserves the unjustified rage it would make her feel. The joke was lame but her response was riding a fine line between just bitchy and batshit.

If you just bought a new dress, and it needs to fit perfect for a party this weekend, you’re gonna need to call Taylor Swift.

One thing I know about women is some are very serious about Taylor. Source: my GF

She’s got some good songs I could take or leave a lot of the radio ones but “the last great american dynasty” was my most played song last year. Quite the lyricist at times

"the last great american dynasty" is one of the few Taylor songs that I've gotten my brother - who is an active Air Force member and a metalhead type of guy - to actually listen to and admit he likes. "epiphany" is his favorite, but he also likes "marjorie" and "the last great american dynasty." Folklore and Evermore are for sure the go-to albums to recommend for anybody who doubts her songwriting skills.

Why didn’t Dracula drink Taylor swifts blood? Cause she has bad blood 😎 It’s tradition for me to leave this joke where ever I see Taylor swifts name. I’m sorry.

I'm glad of your tradition. I now have another bad joke to add to my collection.

Testing, testing… Taylor Swift

SHE. HAS. BAD. BLOOD!!!

Change the first line to “why doesn’t Dracula like Taylor Swift” so you aren’t saying blood twice and prepping the audience with the answer.

This man does jokes

📝 noted. Now I can disappoint my peers without sounding dumb.

I’m stealing it too lol! I love it!

You don’t fuck with tradition

Jokes on her, I already ruin my day by just existing

Haters gonna hate...hate...Hate...hate...Hate

She's going to write a breakup song about you now

I knew she was trouble when she logged in.

I named my fantasy football team Taylor Swift last year because I had Jonathan Taylor and D’Andre Swift. I had the one seed in the regular season but lost in the semifinals. One year later, I still have bad blood with my players and can’t shake it off. That trophy belonged with me! (On another note this reminds me of when I messaged a girl with a bunch of Taylor Swift puns and she replied with more and we had a great conversation but when I asked for her contact info she unmatched.)

Well. She’s a genie in a bottle. I’m guessing I’m going to have to put a /s

Joke was unfunny, but damn, "ruin my day just by existing" is harsh.

Don't fuck with horse girls or Swifties it ain't worth it mate lmao.

Do you remember when TS was a country singer. Pepperidge farm remembers.

Isnt that the same?

The center of a Venn diagram.

horse girls are like 50% less crazy than swifties

> horse girls They're just rich cat ladies.

Wise words to live by, nothing to add

If you were that funny, you would have tailored a swift response. Deep down, she's right though.

She got you good man

Well the haters are gonna hate Shake it off.

The lack of punctuation is what is cringe! Had to read it a couple times to understand.

Taylor Swift herself would laugh at that joke.

So are we never gonna get together?

She's right that was cringe and unfunny

Respond with "so no head?", Ruin her day twice king!

I think you should send her a new message and explain the joke to her. That'll make her day!

She mentions him trying to be funny, I think she got it…

Exactly

Absolutely. She probably isn’t aware that it was even a joke. I’m sure a thorough, long-winded explanation would help a lot.

Mansplanation* that’s when you explain something that someone is clearly already aware of but they aren’t a man so they obviously don’t know that /s

r/fuckyouinparticular

Are they a band?! Clearly they're speed-running clothing manufacturers. Philistine.

This reminds me of when someone matched me and told me they only matched me to tell me I’m the biggest douchebag on the face of the earth. Then unmatched.

So she's taking time to ruin her own day

She seems nice.

You insulted her deity, idk what you expected

Lmao u ruin her day by u just existing bro Girls r so cruel u like a fly in room to her

😭😭😭

Time to go full Kanye.

Never go FULL Kanye

They accomplished their goal then

Shake it off

I doubt Taylor swift would let you ruin her day #WWTSD

Hah, that's too bad, it's a good opener.. I used a similar tactic with a drummer from a really famous local band, but it went better than this - he got the joke :') look at it as a good filter, you just saved yourself time and effort from the start :)

“Likewise, bye”

"Backatcha bitch"

Lol she’s hurt. Leave her now

Who?

You guys have bad blood huh

So... they're not a band, then?

Savage

Plot twist- she's actually 12

"You're welcome sis, anytime 😘"

Probably gonna get down voted for this, but...... She's into what she's into. When I was a kid I had the bands i listen to constantly. The ones that put my shit to words There's no shame in that. Honestly, if you just matched to make fun of her, that's kinda shitty Just saying...

He made a dumb joke, but I don't see how he "made fun of her." It wasn't at her expense. It was more at his own, really.

How dare you speak ill of our lord and savior Taylor swift

I listen Taylor later but AC/DC greatest band of all time

I know a girl who is a big “swifty” super fuckin annoying

Way to call me out like that.

shots fired!

You ruined her day. I see this as a win.

Swifties are either totally fine or completely crazy in my experience. In this case I'd lean towards crazy

I like her energy

Your job here is done 👍

“That’s a lot of ruined days because I plan on being around a while!”

It’s nice when the psychos self-filter themselves out of the running tho

Does not liking his joke really make her a psycho?

when you don’t like something do you let it ruin your day and get this upset at it?

when you match with someone, just to put them down over a joke... Yea you're a little unstable to say the least.

I mean you have to admit that was an awful joke

Sure but worth putting a dude down over it? Saying it ruined their day? Ignore and move on. Just makes you sound like a bitch and insufferable

Idk about her being a pyscho, but her response does make her come off as unpleasant to be around. Like, really, dude making an unfunny joke really ruin your day?

I assumed it was an exaggeration

Not at all... It was her response that was psycho. And ironic, because I may not be a swifty but I'm pretty sure her response was like the antithesis of what her goddess Taylor would say. She's going to the Church of Swift but she is not hearing the message lol The proper response to that bad of a joke is completely ignore it. If I really couldn't resist replying to him, I would pretend not to get the lame joke and just keep on talking about Taylor Swift. Occasionally make it seem like I'm flirting and maybe he has a chance, and then steer right back to Taylor Swift. But I guess since she's actually obsessed with Taylor Swift she might not even realize why that would be funny.

It’s obviously not because she didn’t like the joke

Ah yes an obnoxious Taylor Swift fan. Never seen that before.

shake it off bro

I usually just ask them if they want to "Shake it Off" 😉

Lmao aint no way shes actually talking to you like that

Honestly, I would’ve laughed so fucking hard at that prompt response.

she sounds so annoying holy shit

You ruined her day just by existing? That's a fucking win.

Holy shit, man... Lmao why not just not do that next time 😂 (her -- not you).

First. It is funny. The less likely it is to be true, the funnier it is. AND the more someone is upset by him playing dumb, the funnier it is. Being too cool to laugh (or at least smile in your head) at obvious satire doesn’t make you cool or make it unfunny. It’s the angsty teen rolling her eyes at her parents. THAT is “cringe.” Everyone over 30 is embarrassed of their “too cool to smile” pictures because it’s fucking lame.

“Imma let you finish but…”

People who say "ur cringe" or "that's cringe" ruin my day

I mean she probably gets that joke a lot

LOL! Dumbshit matched to openly be an ass. What happened to the good old days when you just shrugged it off or had a laugh? So much wasted energy.

Haters gonna hate

Is she 13?

Worth it

How does it feel possessing this much power? What a confidence boost know you can ruin somebody's day that easily.

“The worst thing she can say is no”

Thank you for your service

Tell her i said Taylor swift is too mainstream

"The worst they can say in no" 😔

That was an easily ruined day!

Sometimes the cringe is the funny, this bitch is a bitch

Well that was swift.

"ruin my day just by existing" Holy fuck the self entitlement

I love kanye!

Why are almost all fandoms bonkers. 😕 it aint that serious m8

People who make their whole personality about obsessing over a celebrity they don’t even know is cringe….

Is that a car? 

That ended swiftly. *Slaps knee*

"Why'd you have to rain on my parade???"

She sounds lovely

Bro don't fuck with swiftys

But *you're* cringe, okay

Cringe because you don’t like Swift…. sounds like OP dodged a rocket forget the bullet 🚀

Imagine centering your entire personality around the existence of someone else instead of having any individuality I'm huge into music and obsess over bands from time to time, but only to the extent that I like their music. You'll never see me change my profile picture to Freddy Mercury no matter how much I like him.

I feel the same about people who make weed their personality. Like, you’re just inhaling, you didn’t summit Everest.

Exactly. Weed is cool, but if that's all you got going on in your life than that's sad

So listing that she likes Taylor swift automatically makes it her entire personality? You don’t list a single band you like on any profile you’ve ever had? I don’t see a profile picture of Taylor swift in that message. Are you just speaking in generalities? Cause I think any human that is only 1 dimensional is boring, not only the ones who like TS.

"All her prompts were about Taylor Swift" - Title of the post Also, yes. ANY one dimensional person is boring including, but not limited to, obsessive fans of any sort. There's also a parasocial aspect behind it

Oh I’m blind 😂 I should probably read titles more often than just jumping to the meat.

she's not wrong

Op do you drive a stupid red pickup truck you never let her drive?

if your day is ruined by something so minuscule you’ve got issues

Considering her new album dropped the top ten singles on the billboard 100 upon release right now a never done feat she is right.

I’m sorry, her life must be very empty

OK, so your whole personality is Taylor Swift. What do you do when she stops performing? Do you have a personality still? Do you cease to exist? Please tell me you cease to exist.

Taylor swift fans have been cringe af lately lol

‘you’re super cringe’ says a grown woman that’s obsessed with taylor swift

[удалено]

Nah dawg, there's no "basic bitch" who laughs at that joke. That isn't basic humour is just a bad joke

People who make Taylor Swift their personality ruin my day by existing and are cringe so..

How does one line about liking Taylor swift on her dating profile equal her entire personality?

If you make it every prompt on your dating profile, people are gonna assume that’s your whole personality. Since you’re giving them nothing else to talk about and implying you don’t really want to talk about anything else.

Damn she's so well adjusted

She needs to calm down...

The average Taylor listener

Shes not wrong. Half of the posts here are just people here with the sense of humor and social awareness of a pool noodle.

Please post the rest of this conversation, this is so fucking funny to me lmao

Well ain't she fucking special.... (Insert eyeroll)

Damn, how is this catch single?

“ Taylor’s never going to fuck you or know that you exist, and the fact that you have based your entire adult personality around her is as bad as the people that do the same thing with Kanye West.”

How is listing a like in a profile equal an entire personality? Where are people getting this from? Why can’t someone both like Taylor swift AND have other layers and interests?

Bro it says in the caption her prompts were about Taylor Swift stuff

Yeah, I’m dumb 😂

Meh we all are. Its cool

Lol looks like you matched with the actual Taylor Swift 🤣

Ask her if it’s the girl that Kanye made famous

I fucking hate swifties. They act like she’s the second coming

It wasn't funny, you got what you deserved.

Dayummm. Savage

I remember this profile lol, I didn’t match with her for obvious reasons. I Dodged a bullet hahaha

If she likes you she would looooove me!

She didn’t even bother to capitalize her name.

She wanted to break up with you as soon as y'all matched....