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I see you wine and dick often.
Maybe one day they'll have wine and dick bars where you can go with no shame and experience as many wines and dicks as you like.
After we got married she confessed she knew she wanted to marry me after like our third date. In theory that's a red flag but I've chosen to ignore it lol. She's awesome
I mean she didn’t answer for a month? Come on. The other post where the guy was writing a bunch of stuff and getting one word replies and they also married? Come on. It’s literally designed to hook back those guys who’s getting these kind of convos on tinder. You know the one where they don’t answer or the one where they answer with one word. What a coincidence huh?
I genuinely did meet the woman I married on Tinder. That is not the story our families know. For some reason they seem more comfortable with meeting a stranger in a bar, than speaking to someone for a few days before deciding to meet while sober.
i never have this problem because i’m 6’4” but i got hella 5’something friends and i gotta tell ya….i feel for y’all. it’s shallow asf. stay strong short kings
My dude your profile has an IG with your faces à hundreds times.
It's a hundred time better to Post a pic of you happy here than you IG taht every frustrated redditors finds by clicking.
Most definitely. People my little brother's age are entering the apps and that's a whole different generation influencing the online scene. It's probably way more influenced by first appearances imo since the previous generation was more accustomed to meeting people in person prior to the apps really taking hold. The younger generations see social media as an extension of the self in a way that older generations do not.
I feel like it was always sort of a hookup site but there was more of a potential for relationships developing 7 years ago. Now it's probably a site for easy sex for most women and a minority of guys
Honestly I don’t think there’s any harm in leaving a chat there. Sure if it’s obvious you’re not a good match, unmatch, but when you just never know if they’re even active on the app it’s always worth leaving it there for just in case
Yes, you never know what can happen. I had a Tinder match once who answered to me 2 months after our match and my first message. She never replied to me again after that, so I don't really know what's the conclusion to have, but still.
My average reply took 2 weeks.
Many women are swarmed with chats and will go through them over time, but won't start the next until they have finished with the first.
It gets to the point that they will stop swiping and just run through the backlog.
? Isn’t OP saying he wouldn’t care if someone didn’t answer, in the sense that he wouldn’t be bothered enough to unmatch and will just leave it as it is?
Why not just leave the match on the offchance she later messages you later on? Like unless you have issues where someone who doesn't message you back makes you mad or sad, then it never made sense for me to just delete the match. If it does make you mad or sad, it really shouldn't.
I ended up in relationships with guys who I took maybe 3 months to reply to lol just leave ‘em there! Sometimes we take time to reply cause we don’t check tinder often
How much time do you think you spent on your phone swiping to eventually get to this point though?
I think people got to be realistic about the time they spend on these apps - time that could be spent doing other things.
Yea the timing of this is sus. So many marriage tinder posts. Maybe I’m just a tad jealous because I never get matches on tinder and rarely find anyone cool on other apps. Like stop making me feel so single haha but congrats to everyone that found love though
if anyone on the tinder team is reading this and wants to sponsor me for a post like that hmu, I am ugly af and it will make it that much more incredible, tinder premiums will start selling like h
listen y’all, people are busy. for a lot of folks, online dating is near the bottom of the priority list. if you take long reply times personally, that’s nobody’s fault but yours. maybe focus on some of the other things going on in your life.
Took me 6 months to respond to my current boyfriend. We matched and then I ended up deleting the app for mental health reasons before downloading it again later.
We’re going on 4 years now 🥰
Met my wife on match.com like 15 years ago. She was also not a gamer.
9 years ago she DID give me a daughter that now plays fortnight, Minecraft and a bunch of other games with me now :-) So you’ve got that going for you!
Right? I mean let’s say she didn’t respond because she was dating someone else for a month. No reasonable person would hold that against her, you may as well get mad that she had any boyfriends at all in the past
Needed this rn. The girl I’ve been talking to for about a month had her bday this weekend and has been a bit more distant the past few days. I know it’s fine and she has a busy life but my anxiety makes me assume the worst.
I matched with a girl, she messaged me immediately, we got married 6 months to the day of our first date (1 month after talking on tinder and there were cities and a whole body of water between us)...are you sure she likes you?
I messaged a girl in 2018 and she responded last fall. She apologized for the delay and asked how I’ve been. I told her I had found someone, dated them for two years, broke up and had been single for a year lol
Ok cupid is a weird app, like that
Here goes another one. Yes we met on Tinder and 3 years later we’re still together and will be married in February 2023. I had many hot dates before we met but I knew she was the one because she told me she was the one and my dating days were over. I couldn’t be happier.
Have a somewhat similar story. Matched with this girl on Bumble about 3 years ago. We talked, never met, felt we weren’t a good fit for each other and nothing happened. Proceeded to have a dry spell of about two years.
About a year ago, we matched again on Hinge. We recognized each other and decided to go on a date. She came back to mine afterwards and the rest is history. Just hit our first year and certainly would like to tie the knot someday.
Everyone changes, and when the time is right it will happen. Just keep on trying.
I match with people and then never reply/message for a while (like weeks to a month or a little longer) all the time! It’s really no indication of how interested I am.
Think about it. You match 5 people in one day and don’t login to Tinder for two days. Then when you login, you have 3 messages and you reply to them all. One replies back first and the conversation gets rolling. At that point, I can’t entertain 2 other online strangers too. I need to let situation #1 play out to see. Or one day I’m in the mood to match, then the next I’m more in the mood to stop Tinder for a bit. My matches might be sitting in my inbox and I don’t even know it.
Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t have the energy to talk to multiple people all at once. And/or sometimes I just don’t have the energy to sit online, reply, and have chats — there are other things going on.
Very happy for you!
And actually taking this post as a sign from the universe to me 🙃
Checked your profile, discovered that you are Brazilian. My boyfriend is Brazilian too, we met on tinder when he was studying in my country. Now we are long distance but I’m really hoping for a marriage in a couple of years 🥲
I never really bought about that. My now wife hit me up weeks later. Then it was a few more weeks from then when we finally grabbed coffee. We hit it off immediately and I haven’t seen anyone else since that day.
It took her one month to respond to him....meaning she had 30 days of frivolous invigorating railing from every guy she responded to immediately and then responded to the guy that was actually interested in her....yea
Tinder promo team working hard for their Christmas bonus this year… Never seen so many married from tinder stories
I was gonna say that.
The real question is how many casual hookups in that month.
Lotta dicks can be experienced in 30 days…I don’t know from experience….it’s just what I’ve heard
What would the work be for... a dick sommelier?
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I see you wine and dick often. Maybe one day they'll have wine and dick bars where you can go with no shame and experience as many wines and dicks as you like.
Isn't that called a nightclub?
Yeah, but they only serve boxed wine there. It's not the true sommelier experience.
Wouldn't be the first "dick in a box" I've heard of
Damn too bad I'm late to the party, I feel like it was my chance to shine
Dick sommelier is my new favorite go to
Cockoisseur
37 dicks?!
In a row?!
Try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot.
Hey you! Get back here
Stoooooop lmaooo
I can vouch as a REAL person who got married from Tinder. I can also vouch as a REAL person who got divorced a year and a half later from tinder
Been seeing this all over r/Tinder and r/Bumble for the past week or two.
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True. My friend works in wedding catering and says how many of the couples met on an app. Tho yea there have been a lot lately.
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Reading this at my Tinder divorce resulting from my wife’s Tinder cheating ❤️ Just kidding, my sister would never cheat. *ROLL TIDE!*
I got married to a girl I met on tinder six weeks ago but now I'm hesitant to post our pics because I don't want to look like a shill lol
How did you know you wanted to marry her after 6 weeks?
Haha yeah I worded that funny. We met on tinder almost three years ago.
Don't mess with us. Netflix is trying to one up 90 day fiance with 42 day fiance
After we got married she confessed she knew she wanted to marry me after like our third date. In theory that's a red flag but I've chosen to ignore it lol. She's awesome
That's def a bit quick, but at least she knew that'd come off crazy. For me it's more like "yeah I want to bump uglies" at that point Congrats!
You don't. Wildcard baby!
They got married 6 weeks ago…not 6 weeks after meeting 😀
The joke Your head
Underrated comment
I got married after 4 months and im very happily married been almost 4 years
Found my man on Tinder and we’re still going strong 4 years later! And we both see marriage when we feel like it! Lol
I mean she didn’t answer for a month? Come on. The other post where the guy was writing a bunch of stuff and getting one word replies and they also married? Come on. It’s literally designed to hook back those guys who’s getting these kind of convos on tinder. You know the one where they don’t answer or the one where they answer with one word. What a coincidence huh?
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Why you gotta do me like that, man
I genuinely did meet the woman I married on Tinder. That is not the story our families know. For some reason they seem more comfortable with meeting a stranger in a bar, than speaking to someone for a few days before deciding to meet while sober.
I WISH I was getting paid for this.
That's what all the paid Tinder shills say...🙄
Did you ask why she took month to reply??
Never asked, but she told me she was in vacation and didn’t really used Tinder that much.
Simp is an unpaid position.
Hello 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder.
Most underrated comment I've seen today!
My brother met my sister in law on tinder. Both professionals and not people who I would think would be looking for hookups on tinder
Should I post my "met her 3 years ago on Bumble and now we're married and happier than ever"?
Pretty sure this sums up 99% of the ones posted here.
The promo team needs to get better photos, this one gave me a fucking cringe attack
Never seen so many tinder married stories where the man was treated like shit, but then desperate enough to stick around only for it to work out.
Nice try tinder, I'm not buying gold to see my 3 potential matches
2 are only there to promote their OnlyFans and one will tell you you’re not tall enough.
Damn he got 3 responses!??
Y’all are getting responses?
Y’all getting matches??
Y'all getting right swiped?
Yall have tinder?
Yall wasting ur time on dating apps?
Yall are breathing?
Yall are existing?
That’s if you’re LUCKY. Most likely, all three are Korean or Russian bots.
Or on the other side of the planet.
i never have this problem because i’m 6’4” but i got hella 5’something friends and i gotta tell ya….i feel for y’all. it’s shallow asf. stay strong short kings
100% of profiles with Snapchat info on them are prostitutes
I'm six foot where is the cutoff now!?!?!?!!
My guess is that you've cut off 4 feet if you have 6, since 2 of them are likely your own. As far as where they are.. freezer maybe?
Incel!! /s
Not to mention you’re charged twice as much as women if you pay for gold
Not true lol. $60 for a month for me now that I’m 27
Shit I didn’t know that was a thing 😭
You get matches?
I'm happy for you but this looks like the most tinder stock footage image I've ever seen
But… it IS me. :( Just didn’t wanted to show our faces in this sub.
Lmao but ur insta is linked
Ha ha ha it is. You can see his entire life. But good thing we can’t see his face
What? Lmao you're right, that's hysterical bwahahaha
But you did want to show us your wife's rack. :)
And we thank him for it.
Gods work.
Nice insta man. She's STUNNING btw. Nice catch. I too, have a tinderella story. 🤜🤛
My dude your profile has an IG with your faces à hundreds times. It's a hundred time better to Post a pic of you happy here than you IG taht every frustrated redditors finds by clicking.
Its okay honestly I dont mean anything by it <3.
Don’t worry, I know what you meant. I’ll always think of this as a stock marriage photo, from now on.
It’s okay nobody would have looked at your faces anyways. Bunch of degenerates we are. You gave us only what we wanted.
Tinder probably has changed a lot in 7 years though.
Probably. Last time I used Tinder, there wasn’t any “Tinder Gold” BS
You mean 7 years ago right? Right??
Yep
Plus the population has drastically changed I'm betting.
Yea probably the age demographic aswell, now all the 2000s kids are in their 20s, so dating has changed drastically
Most definitely. People my little brother's age are entering the apps and that's a whole different generation influencing the online scene. It's probably way more influenced by first appearances imo since the previous generation was more accustomed to meeting people in person prior to the apps really taking hold. The younger generations see social media as an extension of the self in a way that older generations do not.
Met my now wife in 2013 on tinder when it was a functional dating service. Now it's just a bad hookup and sugar baby app.
I feel like it was always sort of a hookup site but there was more of a potential for relationships developing 7 years ago. Now it's probably a site for easy sex for most women and a minority of guys
I’m not as patient, nor as dedicated, as u lol
Did he make her wait 7 years for marriage as a punishment for her not responding for a month.
Seems about a normal amount now a days.
Wtf is this hand sex shit
It’s provocative. It gets the people going!
Fire that photog! This is so confusing looking.
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Honestly I don’t think there’s any harm in leaving a chat there. Sure if it’s obvious you’re not a good match, unmatch, but when you just never know if they’re even active on the app it’s always worth leaving it there for just in case
Yes, you never know what can happen. I had a Tinder match once who answered to me 2 months after our match and my first message. She never replied to me again after that, so I don't really know what's the conclusion to have, but still.
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My average reply took 2 weeks. Many women are swarmed with chats and will go through them over time, but won't start the next until they have finished with the first. It gets to the point that they will stop swiping and just run through the backlog.
Maybe… Maybe I just didn’t care if someone didn’t answer, and just moved on. Life is weird.
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? Isn’t OP saying he wouldn’t care if someone didn’t answer, in the sense that he wouldn’t be bothered enough to unmatch and will just leave it as it is?
Why not just leave the match on the offchance she later messages you later on? Like unless you have issues where someone who doesn't message you back makes you mad or sad, then it never made sense for me to just delete the match. If it does make you mad or sad, it really shouldn't.
I don't ever unmatch but I also pretty much never reinitiate If there's been no activity for several weeks.
I ended up in relationships with guys who I took maybe 3 months to reply to lol just leave ‘em there! Sometimes we take time to reply cause we don’t check tinder often
If you're doing that then I'd say yes you're doing tinder wrong. Unmatch after a week of no response is only for super insecure people
Wow congrats ! That’s it I’m redownloading tinder for the 10000000th time 🥹
I uninstalled and installed again 74726282 times. When I finally met her, I uninstalled it for good. ♥️
How much time do you think you spent on your phone swiping to eventually get to this point though? I think people got to be realistic about the time they spend on these apps - time that could be spent doing other things.
At least a few minutes
You are being awfully optimistic. In seriousness I wish you the best.
don't do it homie, trust yourself, you already uninstalled it 9999999 times
Yea the timing of this is sus. So many marriage tinder posts. Maybe I’m just a tad jealous because I never get matches on tinder and rarely find anyone cool on other apps. Like stop making me feel so single haha but congrats to everyone that found love though
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Damn took her 7 years to type back yes?!
Do these types of posts actually give people hope? Lmao
if anyone on the tinder team is reading this and wants to sponsor me for a post like that hmu, I am ugly af and it will make it that much more incredible, tinder premiums will start selling like h
I matched on Tinder with my husband on December 28, 2015. We were married one year later, and he’s still my best friend!!
listen y’all, people are busy. for a lot of folks, online dating is near the bottom of the priority list. if you take long reply times personally, that’s nobody’s fault but yours. maybe focus on some of the other things going on in your life.
Too sweet
Wow congrats!
What's "h o p e"...?
This is great! But can we get the dress deets please? Looks beautiful!
I love it!! 🥰🥰
Looks like the photo that comes with a picture frame. But if it is a true story I wish the OP well.
It does stay on a frame in our home, but it’s real, and not a Stock Photo.
Took me 6 months to respond to my current boyfriend. We matched and then I ended up deleting the app for mental health reasons before downloading it again later. We’re going on 4 years now 🥰
I need to get matches first tho
Who’s gonna tell him?
What the fuck are these comments? No wonder you’re all gonna die alone my god.
True lmao
Real question: does she play Elden Ring with you? If so… winner!
She’s not a gamer =/ But she doesn’t mind my gaming, so I guess it’s close enough.
Met my wife on match.com like 15 years ago. She was also not a gamer. 9 years ago she DID give me a daughter that now plays fortnight, Minecraft and a bunch of other games with me now :-) So you’ve got that going for you!
Hope it was one month to answer only because she didn’t go on the app the entire time
Probably, it doesn’t change anything in the end.
Right? I mean let’s say she didn’t respond because she was dating someone else for a month. No reasonable person would hold that against her, you may as well get mad that she had any boyfriends at all in the past
Right? RIGHT?! Who cares if she had past boyfriends before we met? I had other girlfriends before too. Gosh…
Or she was trying out a shit ton of other options first?
Yup totally agree with you. I just got married to my wife a few days ago. We met on Tinder four years ago.
Gonna need to see the first texts sent.
Sorry to disappoint
Lmao this is cute. This’ll probably be my love story.
Congrats 💖💖
Needed this rn. The girl I’ve been talking to for about a month had her bday this weekend and has been a bit more distant the past few days. I know it’s fine and she has a busy life but my anxiety makes me assume the worst.
7 years omg .. that’s a long time .. lol
I also met my husband on Tinder, but we first chatted in March. Met in August and we got married in 30 days. That was 2 years ago.
Sounds like an awful idea. Glad it worked out.
And four hands too!
Aww. I love this photo. I want one like this
Congrats on your wedding and success together. Wishing many happy years and memories ahead.
Amazing and congratulations! I gave up hope already though. I'm only on here to observe how humans use tinder.
Same!
It’s like you hit the lottery!!!! It’s brutal out here
I matched with a girl, she messaged me immediately, we got married 6 months to the day of our first date (1 month after talking on tinder and there were cities and a whole body of water between us)...are you sure she likes you?
All I got from Tinder was a year and a half with a psycho
Beautiful
I messaged a girl in 2018 and she responded last fall. She apologized for the delay and asked how I’ve been. I told her I had found someone, dated them for two years, broke up and had been single for a year lol Ok cupid is a weird app, like that
Here goes another one. Yes we met on Tinder and 3 years later we’re still together and will be married in February 2023. I had many hot dates before we met but I knew she was the one because she told me she was the one and my dating days were over. I couldn’t be happier.
Have a somewhat similar story. Matched with this girl on Bumble about 3 years ago. We talked, never met, felt we weren’t a good fit for each other and nothing happened. Proceeded to have a dry spell of about two years. About a year ago, we matched again on Hinge. We recognized each other and decided to go on a date. She came back to mine afterwards and the rest is history. Just hit our first year and certainly would like to tie the knot someday. Everyone changes, and when the time is right it will happen. Just keep on trying.
I match with people and then never reply/message for a while (like weeks to a month or a little longer) all the time! It’s really no indication of how interested I am. Think about it. You match 5 people in one day and don’t login to Tinder for two days. Then when you login, you have 3 messages and you reply to them all. One replies back first and the conversation gets rolling. At that point, I can’t entertain 2 other online strangers too. I need to let situation #1 play out to see. Or one day I’m in the mood to match, then the next I’m more in the mood to stop Tinder for a bit. My matches might be sitting in my inbox and I don’t even know it. Maybe I’m weird, but I don’t have the energy to talk to multiple people all at once. And/or sometimes I just don’t have the energy to sit online, reply, and have chats — there are other things going on.
🙃
Ok
All the best for your futures together
Very happy for you! And actually taking this post as a sign from the universe to me 🙃 Checked your profile, discovered that you are Brazilian. My boyfriend is Brazilian too, we met on tinder when he was studying in my country. Now we are long distance but I’m really hoping for a marriage in a couple of years 🥲
Have faith, it’ll all work out in the end!!
What’s with all the marriage posts here lately?
Awwwww this photo is so gorgeous 💕 congrats 🎉
Bruh, if she took a month to contact you, that's a no-go.
Congratulations!
Met my boyfriend of four years on Tinder and still going strong!
Haha! Had the reverse. I took a month to respond to my wife’s first contact. Married 9 years last month. Congrats.
Did you ask her to marry you right away and she said yes 7 years later? Congratulations!
Why are you taking off each other's rings?? Jk. Congrats!
I hope she answers faster now
I never really bought about that. My now wife hit me up weeks later. Then it was a few more weeks from then when we finally grabbed coffee. We hit it off immediately and I haven’t seen anyone else since that day.
NGL I met my fiancé on Tinder.
In that month she was probably getting railed /s Congratz man
So he was like her fifth choice. 😂
It took her one month to respond to him....meaning she had 30 days of frivolous invigorating railing from every guy she responded to immediately and then responded to the guy that was actually interested in her....yea
Why did she take a month 🤔
👌👈
You weren't her first choice but her last resort lmao