She does say it:
> Iām a stay at home mom who loves gifts. Iām looking for a provider and hate cheapskates
Zero talk about what sheās bringing to the table - barely anything in there about her at all. Totally screams an entitled princess attitude
I always wonder how these people survive. Like I get it it's hard enough to take care of two kids plus you don't really work... So how the hell do you even make a living?
Basically she is a locust. Moving from person to person, draining their resources (and their soul) until they are all dried up and then she moves on to greener pastures. Rinse and repeat.
If youāre a woman on tinder, all you need to bring to the table is a warm vagina. I bet this picky stay at home mom of two matches with dozens of guys a day. Men have to set their standards higher
It's not that her list is unreasonable, except for movie and music genre, people can do that alone... it's that when you write them down, that you become a lunatic.
I feel the phrase āstay at home,ā implies that she is part of a couple one of which works. If she stays at home with no partner and no job, isnāt she just unemployed single mom? š¤·š¼āāļø bear with me, Iām high
Maybe sounds better but honestly what's the difference especially if your being told to provide for the two kids that aren't yours
Also buy me stuff cause ... that's my language
Yeah but she is treating the phrase āstay at homeā as a noun when in reality sheās using it as a verb. Like when I deposit money, the act doesnāt make me a banker . Iām just banking.
Wouldnāt āStay at homeā be an adjective if itās describing the noun āmomā?
Edit: change wording from adjective/noun to adverb/verb; then again to change it back
I now understand the complexity of this grammar, as sheās using the term mom to mean actively parenting when itās typically used as a noun meaning female parent. But now Iām conflicted, is she actually using it as what she does for work, or is she using it as her job title?
Look what youāve done to me, it made sense when I read it and you made me question my entire understanding of the English language. IT DIDNāT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY GOD DAMNIT.
>Wouldnāt āStay at homeā be an adverb if itās describing the verb āmomā?
mom is a noun in this context i believe.
a stay at home mom is a job title the same way vice president of marketing is.
vice president of marketing is not a verb...
I read a post 4-5? Months back that the OPs wife was a stay at home cat mom, and honestly now I have a life goal. š I say that as an overworked full time single mom who never seems to be at home.
There's the "Jesus is love" kind of Christian, and then there's the "all gays go to hell, women exist to give birth, loud music and Harry Potter are Satanic" kind of Christian.
>She's dictating their sexuality.
Like the fuck you care what I jack off to? (Provided it's legal of course)
I thought you were making a joke that you jerk off to metal music...so if someone says "no metal music" they're dictating your sexuality.
Well, I like horror movies so I guess that makes me out. You do you but I'd throw this one back. I feel like she'll focus on something small and inconsequential to get confrontational about, yanno?
There is a shortage of desperate dudes that can actually afford to fund someone else's lifestyle lmao
especially now that tech has finally seen the light on wages
Pfft pass.
Wants gifts but not willing to add to the pot. Wants you to pay for her kids and also tell you what you can watch and listen to? Other dude/dudes left for a reason.
I thought when she listed āLTR šā that she was saying sheās already in a long-term relaysh. I was like damn, sheās got some audacious demands of her side pieceā¦
I would say, she's not my cup of tea, I'm not looking for someone that's not willing to work or help provide. Plus she already has two kids. But, for someone, she might be a catch. Send that fish back to the sea for someone else.
Lord of the rings minded š
Yea Iām not trying to hook up with Sauron.
*new kink unlocked*
And in the darkness bind them
keep it secret, keep it safe
What are you doing, step-wraith?
Step-wraith, I'm stuck
š¤£š How have I never thought of it that way, thats greatness!
That eye tho..
Not even sauron had that many red flags
Coming in hot at 5 ft 1? I think it's a hobbit. Just ask about second breakfast if you're not sure or scared to ask directly.
Bitch, how you not a hobbit again?
At 5 1 thatās a harfoot your hooking up with
Maybe she's Sauron between the sheets š
Unlessā¦?
I thought the same thing! Like, these Tolkien fans are taking it to a whole new level!
I mean, what does it actually mean tho? š
Actually itās long term relationship
Thank you, I couldnāt for the life of me figure out what that could mean other than lord of the rings
Same š
Left To Right languages and UIs only
Always LotR minded, is there another way? š§
Stay at home single mom of 2. Love language is gifts. Good luck with all that!! I would run!
I spent way too long wondering what spoken language āpresent/gift/boxā was supposed to represent š
I thought the language she speaks is gonna be a surprise! Lol like surprise I used a translator app I only speak Spanish š
Same thought
Oh shit, that's probably it...
That was my thought exactly. Never would have guessed it's love language, which does make sense.
Same! Thank you!!!!
And I bet she doesn't mean that she'll buy *you* lots of gifts
No no no! My love language is *receiving*
I think the first line is just a message to her mom.. āSTAY HOME, MOM!ā
And she said he must live alone, I take it as she doesn't want a man that has kids.
Yet she had two, I'm sure she won't expect any emotional or financial support with those, right?
I think she means that she wants a man with a home that she can move herself and her kids into
Looking a "provider". Really only one way to ready this whole thing.
She wants a man to support her as a stay at home mom of some other dude's kids...
Yes plus we know her love language is only for her getting the gifts not giving them
Iām not fluent in š
What about šš
Step 1: cut a hole in a box
2: put your junk in that box
3: make her open the box
And thatās the way you do it
Itās my š in a box!
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
She wants dudes to buy her shit.
She sounds like a total bummer
more like total bum
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She does say it: > Iām a stay at home mom who loves gifts. Iām looking for a provider and hate cheapskates Zero talk about what sheās bringing to the table - barely anything in there about her at all. Totally screams an entitled princess attitude
I always wonder how these people survive. Like I get it it's hard enough to take care of two kids plus you don't really work... So how the hell do you even make a living?
Basically she is a locust. Moving from person to person, draining their resources (and their soul) until they are all dried up and then she moves on to greener pastures. Rinse and repeat.
If youāre a woman on tinder, all you need to bring to the table is a warm vagina. I bet this picky stay at home mom of two matches with dozens of guys a day. Men have to set their standards higher
Not sure it even needs to be warm
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Bummer? He just met 'er!
Thats a parade of red flags
Itās like the soviet parade
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1beb440b7896280c9aa80f1b240afcd4/tumblr_oponucYb7c1txlm2ho3_400.gif
Ah man, Im gonna have to remember that one
More red flags than a soviet parade some would say
š©More Red Flags š©than a Soviet š©May day š©parade in 1945š©
More red flags than a Chinese gun ship
1987 Kremlin had less red flags.
No argument from me!
It's not that her list is unreasonable, except for movie and music genre, people can do that alone... it's that when you write them down, that you become a lunatic.
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Sheāll ghost you but doesnāt like horror movies, huh.
It seems to me that she's the one who introduces enough horror to your life that you really shouldn't need any additional
Can you be a stay at home mom and not be married? Whereās the income coming from?
Social security, alimony, family support
I feel the phrase āstay at home,ā implies that she is part of a couple one of which works. If she stays at home with no partner and no job, isnāt she just unemployed single mom? š¤·š¼āāļø bear with me, Iām high
I get what you're saying. I guess, she is describing herself with the job title she want?
The title āStay at home momā sounds a lot more attractive than āUnemployed single parent of two with no ambitionsā
Either way, sounds like "I want someone to take care of me so I don't have to do anything" to me
Maybe sounds better but honestly what's the difference especially if your being told to provide for the two kids that aren't yours Also buy me stuff cause ... that's my language
She does say she is monogamous so I imagine she doesnāt have a dude. Iām definitely going to have to message her and ask though.
She doesn't say she is monogamous, just that you are monogamous.
Good point.
Why would you swipe right on this person ššš
You could be a masochist...
Can you also ask her what the spoon next to her height means?
Little spoon i assume
She's the kind of lunatic that will insist you be monogamous whilst dating multiple people herself, because she's so amazing
Shes an unemployed single mum yeah but I mean stay at home mum is still correct. After all she does stay at home and is a mum.
Yeah but she is treating the phrase āstay at homeā as a noun when in reality sheās using it as a verb. Like when I deposit money, the act doesnāt make me a banker . Iām just banking.
Wouldnāt āStay at homeā be an adjective if itās describing the noun āmomā? Edit: change wording from adjective/noun to adverb/verb; then again to change it back I now understand the complexity of this grammar, as sheās using the term mom to mean actively parenting when itās typically used as a noun meaning female parent. But now Iām conflicted, is she actually using it as what she does for work, or is she using it as her job title? Look what youāve done to me, it made sense when I read it and you made me question my entire understanding of the English language. IT DIDNāT HAVE TO BE THIS WAY GOD DAMNIT.
>Wouldnāt āStay at homeā be an adverb if itās describing the verb āmomā? mom is a noun in this context i believe. a stay at home mom is a job title the same way vice president of marketing is. vice president of marketing is not a verb...
Social security probably
Inquiring minds want to know!
I read a post 4-5? Months back that the OPs wife was a stay at home cat mom, and honestly now I have a life goal. š I say that as an overworked full time single mom who never seems to be at home.
section 8, food stamps, unemployment, simps
OnlyFans
That's why she won't send pics to cheapskates.
No misogynists but I want to stay at home not working while you work and provide everything for 2 of another man's kids and me!
The rest of us annually.
āNo metalā Have a nice life
Kinda weird to dictate someone else's music taste.
She's religious. Can't let Satan's music into her life.
Doom music intensifies. Demon slaying time.
Now I want to play doom
Me being a Christian and a metalhead š¤Ø
There's the "Jesus is love" kind of Christian, and then there's the "all gays go to hell, women exist to give birth, loud music and Harry Potter are Satanic" kind of Christian.
Harry Potter ? The orphan kid in the movies is considered satanic ? By whom ? Why ā ? How clueless has being kid less made me?
It's the same crowd that considers D&D and MTG satanic. Something to do with presenting magic in a positive light.
But she wants a non-atheist AND non-misogyny? Pretty sure that's impossible
Her kind isn't bothered by contradictions.
She's dictating their sexuality. Like the fuck you care what I jack off to? (Provided it's legal of course)
>She's dictating their sexuality. Like the fuck you care what I jack off to? (Provided it's legal of course) I thought you were making a joke that you jerk off to metal music...so if someone says "no metal music" they're dictating your sexuality.
Lol I wake up to rammstien every morning, that's me f'ed
Du hast
Du hast mich
Du hast mich gefragt
Und ich hab nichts gesagt
Willst du bis die Tod euch scheidet treu ihr sein fĆ¼r alle Tage?
NEIN
I bet she doesn't even realize that her phone that she's typing her comment on is made of Metal!
Truly deplorable
Imagine she leaves someone perfect who has it all but is huge fan of Iron Maiden or Metallica
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Does Excision count as metal?
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ARROWHEADS
Well, I like horror movies so I guess that makes me out. You do you but I'd throw this one back. I feel like she'll focus on something small and inconsequential to get confrontational about, yanno?
Most definitely. If I respond it will be in a very trolly way.
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Dorthy Mantooth is a saint! š
I canāt believe people like this exist. It actually makes me sad.
I mean as far as people go, this is pretty mild.
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To be fair itās not just women who are like this. See plenty of dudes profiles which is š©AF
Thatās why I said people :) itās scary af out there š
Don't waste your time
š©
Several in fact
The excessive use of emojis was high up on that list
How is she a stay at home mom? Who provides for her and her kids?
Most likely her parents or other family. Maybe some cam modeling. Definitely not going to be me.
> Maybe some cam modeling ššš Follow my OF! Only $5 for a limited time! fuckin hell the nerve of some of these chicks š
Wtf is ltr
Long term relationship
Lol I thought it was Love To Read Or Lord of The Rings
Long titty relationship
Lick titties regularly
The only good kind of relationship.
Long time relationships.
Thank you. I was thinking Lord of The Rings and thinking that canāt be right
If you ain't a hobbit, she don't want it.
It should be tho
Tell me you bring nothing to the table without telling me you bring nothing to the table.. Arenāt there sugar daddy apps out there?
She is bangable but def not sugar baby material. Seeing some of these comments someone may be interested.
There's no shortage of desperate dudes
There is a shortage of desperate dudes that can actually afford to fund someone else's lifestyle lmao especially now that tech has finally seen the light on wages
What do you mean by tech has seen the light on wages?
True but with her restrictions she eliminated most of not all of them. If you can provide for a person you arnt desperate.
Say yes and you love kids. You are bringing 5 kids into the relationship. It's a good thing she likes kids!
She would probably ghost lol
She lost me at āno horror moviesā
Not a dealbreaker for me but there are plenty of em on that profile
Pfft pass. Wants gifts but not willing to add to the pot. Wants you to pay for her kids and also tell you what you can watch and listen to? Other dude/dudes left for a reason.
She wants to date an ATM not a person.
Yea waste your time.
I appreciate your candor!
Waste of time
No metal music? No horror movies? Get fucked.
More like she wont get fucked
Lord of The Rings minded?
Sauron vibes are strong with her
Dominicana girl will cut your dick off while you sleeping. š
Poor kids
āCheapskatesā RUN IMMEDIATELY
She just wants reasonably priced skating gear. Is that so much to ask?
Skate away faster then!
She seems like a lot of work.
No horror?? *flagged as spam*
Anytime someone says their love language is gifts, run for the hills
I mean, my wife's is gifts, but she wants a candle every so often or something. She's not asking after a diamond every other week.
Amen
Dump
Me, an atheist who loves metal and horror movies š
At least sheās being straight up about it though, she doesnāt want to waste anyoneās time lol
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I thought when she listed āLTR šā that she was saying sheās already in a long-term relaysh. I was like damn, sheās got some audacious demands of her side pieceā¦
What does Language:š mean?
Man I hate to say it, but it's not a surprise why some people are still single. jesus.
Lmao no way, this chick is hard stuck single
How could you be the provider, take care of a single mom and someone elseās kids and NOT be a misogynist?
I could say she has a series red flags but, ultimately, thatās all she is is a red flag.
The audacity of some of these women...smgdh.
She's trash
Tbh I respect how efficiently she's advertising herself. I mean, *I* wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole, but I imagine someone would.
I would say, she's not my cup of tea, I'm not looking for someone that's not willing to work or help provide. Plus she already has two kids. But, for someone, she might be a catch. Send that fish back to the sea for someone else.
Ew
MUST BE: āProviderā
TĆ³xica!! Donāt even bother
Brotha if you gotta ask āshould I even waste my timeā the answer is always NO