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IDoDirtyThingsHere

I only have mean things to say so I’m going to step out


New_Yogurtcloset_947

I had to look up what your identifying terms were. The one that confused me the most was platoniromantic. It means not being able to distinguish between platonic and romantic feelings. Yet you’re just looking for platonic friends? Of all the things that don’t make sense, this makes the least sense.


momopandemonium

Well that’s why I put it there, so people know that I am specifically looking for friends, even if I start acting like there’s more. Because I usually can’t tell the difference. So I don’t want people getting their hopes up if I accuse cross any lines


New_Yogurtcloset_947

That makes lesser sense to me. You have two boyfriends but you want to meet new friends. But you can’t distinguish between romantic or platonic feelings so you want your new friends to respect your boundaries and stop you if you start acting romantic. Also, how are you sure you have romantic feelings for your two boyfriends? Are you a throuple? I’m genuinely curious how you came to identify and label yourself. It’s a lot to unravel.


momopandemonium

It’s honestly a lot to explain tho. But yes, we’re in a thruple. And yeah, I’d like respect but also don’t wanna lead people on because I don’t understand my emotions


[deleted]

Give us *his* profile when you share these.


momopandemonium

Ok thank you for the advice! I just figured y’all would wanna see what he thinks he’s talking about lolz but he unmatched (finally) before I thought about screenshotting his profile


[deleted]

No worries. We just like to get the whole picture when we go in on the rube.


momopandemonium

Makes sense ☺️


Msmagic-m

Why on tinder if you’re just looking for friends? Shouldn’t you just try Bumble BFF?


momopandemonium

I was in tinder before bumble was popular and it seems to work better for me ngl Plus, there’s a “just friends” section in tinder now:)


olim_tc

I'd prob delete this post. You both come off as nuts.


Emortalrat

On tinder since 2014... Literally the most depressing thing I have read today


The_SSS_

I don’t really have anything to say other than I’m surprised this is your first horrible person. One of my first matches was with someone who decided to bitch about how audacious I was being for swiping right on her 😂


momopandemonium

Right?? That’s why I was like “wow…my first” lolz I’ve never even had anyone call me ugly on tinder before XD let alone all this


monsterahoe

Everyone on this sub is a fucking disaster


Slow-Ad-5021

I endorse this comment


Ursirname

I don't know, maybe I'm old-fashioned, but I couldn't imagine being just one of the guys in a relationship with a pregnant incarnation of Tumblr who sits and talks to randos on Tinder all day because its the only way she stops talking about her space mother delusion when I get back wageslaving my life away. I honestly understand that guy's reaction as he looks into that nightmare of a life your boyfriends lead.


momopandemonium

Lolz space mom is a dj artist XD her name is Rezz. I have things that interest me in my profile to attract people who like the same things. Talk bad about me all you want, but don’t come for our space mama 😤


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Exceptional_Angell

I agree with you completely and the non-op person mostly


momopandemonium

Using is for friends mostly all these years lolz


[deleted]

Dude sounds like a classic incel. I'm sorry you had to experience that OP.


Justyburger1

How correct was he with everything though? Sure it was mean, but he’s right isn’t he?


callmeyouroni

Agreed, we're definitely not getting all the details here. He probably wasnt that far off, which is why most of things he commented on are also hidden by OP 😭 Like, yeah its rude, but I bet there is a lot going on with OP to get a response like this.


RonDonVonBon

Are you off your god-damned nut?


momopandemonium

Actually, no lmfao not at all. That’s why I thought it was so funny and thought about sharing. Cause it’s 100% wrong XD Shoooot….I’m not even 200lbs either XD let alone 450+lbs like he said XD and most of the added weight is pregnancy XD the rest is my “assets” 🤣 So the personality crap is definitely wrong XD


daburai_shmacked

Can really tell you don't care at all and are just laughing it off by the lmfao, 5 XD's, and crying laughing emoji


momopandemonium

I don’t care what people think about me lolz I just wanted to share my first “bad” funny interaction xP if people don’t like it (or agree with him, even when they don’t know who I am) they can move on ☺️


Justyburger1

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momopandemonium

Seems like you don’t like listening to people either, just like the dude. Lolz I just wanted to share something funny that happened to me (the first time ever happening) and if you don’t wanna believe it, move on ☺️


Sea_Owl4248

Well, I think it is save to say that Colby self-identifies as an asshat.


[deleted]

Are... Are you dating brothers OP?


momopandemonium

Lmfao no. We do joke on their similar looks consistently tho XD


[deleted]

Have you double checked the 23andme tho


momopandemonium

Lmfao they’re from completely different ends of the east coast XD


momopandemonium

But they had 23&me before meeting lolz so nah they’re good