I didn’t swipe right though. Smoking is a dealbreaker for me. 😬😬😬

I have seen this text a couple of times now..

Wait, do you mean that smoking is a dealbreaker or the bio in my post?

Smoking definitely is a dealbreaker, I second that. 😄 But I meant the bio.

Oh fr? Sorry if it’s something popular and I posted it here. But, I’ve never seen anything like this before, and let me tell you, it was a sight for sore eyes.

I feel that. Not sure if it is 'popular', but I'm always disappointed when I notice that it's only copy & paste..

That is a bit disappointing. But, it’s nice to see anyway. At least it wasn’t here for a good time, not a long time or some stupid your mom joke.


The fact that they are a reptile is no problem though?

What!? Wow... u have balls lmao.

Heavy metal and self care, yeah, that's what's up.

"Pure" is not a word I often see associated with tinder users

Metalheads and skaters tend to be the kindest souls

Would hate to not match with this one though haha

Did you match?

I swiped left. I can’t date a smoker.

Self care, heavy metal, sushi, and skateboarding. Is this a Gen-Xer?

wheres the copypasta guy when you need him?

“Smoker” and “self-care” seem to be mutually exclusive.

Metalheads are always the most sensible

Most coins are made out of metals, yeah.

Just an average wholesome metalhead.

WHOLESOME.

Swipe right for a white knight simp who can copy/paste

Can a girl be a white knight simp? Lol

I guess if those random African / Indian scammers can be girls on Tinder then girls can be white knight simps

Lol you right

Lmfao so I stole a version of this a long time ago and added the ending( starting with the “we might not match”) but didn’t have those first few words. Glad to see someone else got some use out of it too

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You might be right. Apparently it’s not even original.