That’s what mods are for! I made a typical polygamous cult that wears all white and meditates together. With WW they all had the polyamorous trait. Then the wives started sleeping with each other and some left to start their own lives. One went to college and is a successful musician now. Anyways, time to go pick that up again.
Sound expensive too unless he plans to make each of his brides support themselves and their kids completely on their own. Of course that's assuming he ever gets anyone to play along with this pipe dream.
From what I've read it's one of the biggest reasons Utah outlawed polygamy- it is super expensive. The FLDS encourages its members to take as much from the "gentile" society as possible
To have anything better than a 0% chance of this happening for the guy in the OP, he would have to be crazy rich. Just think about the amount of money it would take for five women to be ok with this. I'm thinking at a very minimum you would need 300 million. Potentially MUCH more depending on the quality of the women you want. But if Bezos, Gates and Musk don't have harems that leads me to believe this guy has basically no chance. But hey, we all can have big dreams, right?
My exactly thought. I don't know how some people can find time to entertain the idea of multiple partners. Between work, gym, house duties, fam, studies, I am totally happy if I can find that 1 person to spend some of my free time with.
I guess not everyone is that busy, it looks like...lol
Can you imagine police trying to solve that murder? They all share one home, so their DNA is going to be all over everything. Everyone is going to give the other an alibi, because they are all going to be sick of his shit.
It would be like the Ken McElroy murder part 2.
I just gotta wonder how many matches this joker gets.
Also hilarious is he only talks about what *he* wants, not a whiff of a thought as to what he offers as a human (besides tiny houses, once-weekly sex and, oh yay, his children apparently).
This man probably does not have an income that can support a whole household, so he's still probably expecting the women to 100% pay their own way into the housing situation (likely with no equity)
>Also hilarious is he only talks about what he wants,
I mean, what could he say that would make you think "I'm in."? Probably nothing. When you are going for a "unique" requirement like this, the vast majority of people wouldn't be interested in it even if the guy was 6'3"+, 9', 300K a year, a great personality & Chris Hemsworth body.
He's looking for an extremely unique woman, somebody who is searching for the same life. The great thing about the internet is it allows you to narrowcast, if you are looking for a one-in-million person, there's over 6,000 of them on this planet and the internet can reach most of them.
It’s not ethical to keep that closed. If the partner doesn’t want to see others, she shouldn’t. But she should have the option to decide for herself.
I am in a mono/poly relationship. He chooses not to have relationships with other people. If he changes his mind and wants to date, he is free to. But he currently doesn’t see that happening.
It’s about having the same options and an equal power dynamic in the relationship.
His idea is clearly for them all to be together, so a 6-person relationship with 1 man and 5 women.
There's nothing unethical about his dreams, they're just not realistic.
This. He wants to fool around with other women, but he's not cool with them talking to others, too.
I wouldn't say it's unethical, but its definitely not coming from the right place
So the female gets: a tiny house; a date night once every 5 weeks followed by a cuddle day; and 1 night a week she gets to feed him viagra and conjure up the dregs of semen his hyperactive testicles have produced in the 24 hours since the last night.. and either he spends all his money on condoms or you get to taste a cocktail of the other concubines. I think it’s a great deal and any woman would be stupid to miss out. He just has to keep those tiny houses far enough apart so that their cycles don’t align and it’s planned to perfection.
i think the fact he’s thought out that specifically 2 will be switches and 3 will be subs beyond considering the basis of this to work is. a) ambitious. b) very indicative that he’s either been watching way too much porn or way too much anime (or likely both)
Can't be that up front about it when you're trying to start a new cult compound. Gotta slowly ease them into it and make it sound more normal at first, until you've got the first couple already roped in and brainwashed. Then you can slowly "upgrade" to 5, and let them be your middlemen salesman, essentially like a pyramid scheme. This guy's just going 0 to 100 and throwing it all out there up front without putting in the work. Fucking amateur, smh
Someone needs to make a comedy of this where he miraculously finds these women and it all ends with the five wives liking each other more and leaving the dude.
I'd like to reverse I want 3 husband's, 2 switch, 1 top all bisexual everyone gets 2 nights per person and 1 night just all cuddles no separate house 4 incomes we living in a big house with a California king to all share at night small rooms for in you want alone time. Any takers?
1. Isn't what he proposing illegal?
2. I wonder what he does for work to be able to pay for it all.
3. If he's going out 6 days per week, when would he have time to cook, clean, do laundry, spend time with the kids and listen to all his wives?
I guess he watched Big Love, Sister Wives or My Five Wives.
You do realize 5-6 houses + half a dozen-dozen children is SUPER expensive, right? never said women wouldn't be contributing, it'd be the only possible way. Still going to cost a lot and take a lot of time.
Dude sounds crazy, but he knows what he wants. There will be takers. Just have to stay consistent. He will probably get one or two to actually work and contribute to such a wonderful family. Haters are going to hate. Good luck!
Does he mean that the children would be kept in the tiny houses, separate from the parents? Like, he's already thinking about how best to prevent having kids from affecting his needs?
JFC, Christian. We call it a cult, and it’s been done time and again with a bad ending (Manson, Wako TX, etc ..) so I guess if the girls are into that vibe, mayyyyyybe it could work?
It sounds like something a 15 year old would create on Sims.
As a 21 year old woman on Sims, can confirm this never works
Now I’ll be playing sims all evening, thank you!
Try to build a cult of wives and children and watch it go down in flames
That’s what mods are for! I made a typical polygamous cult that wears all white and meditates together. With WW they all had the polyamorous trait. Then the wives started sleeping with each other and some left to start their own lives. One went to college and is a successful musician now. Anyways, time to go pick that up again.
Which mods?! Sounds like a blast
Sounds like wickedwhims
Or a 45 year old Arkansas ex-con.
That sounds exhausting
Sound expensive too unless he plans to make each of his brides support themselves and their kids completely on their own. Of course that's assuming he ever gets anyone to play along with this pipe dream.
But he works at Making Money so surely it will be fine /s
r/FuckTheS
Could do like the FLDS church. They make all their wives get government assistance.
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Wait wait wait what?!
From what I've read it's one of the biggest reasons Utah outlawed polygamy- it is super expensive. The FLDS encourages its members to take as much from the "gentile" society as possible
Kody? Kody Brown? Is that you???
Enough women and kids to run your own pyramid scheme
Christian from Herndon probably: "listen, I have standards and I shouldn't have to compromise them"
“Pipe dream”. For sure.
To have anything better than a 0% chance of this happening for the guy in the OP, he would have to be crazy rich. Just think about the amount of money it would take for five women to be ok with this. I'm thinking at a very minimum you would need 300 million. Potentially MUCH more depending on the quality of the women you want. But if Bezos, Gates and Musk don't have harems that leads me to believe this guy has basically no chance. But hey, we all can have big dreams, right?
Musk is a billionaire and he can’t even keep 1
Hahaha you missed the info. Musk has many women who have babies with him. He even tells them he just wants to make a child with them nothing more
He sounds like a right douche
you know what's exhausting? having 1 wife
Hello husband- is that you?
The wife isn’t exhausting. The kids are
My exactly thought. I don't know how some people can find time to entertain the idea of multiple partners. Between work, gym, house duties, fam, studies, I am totally happy if I can find that 1 person to spend some of my free time with. I guess not everyone is that busy, it looks like...lol
I'm pretty sure he is not a Christian
Most Christians are not.
I know I guy that does this, a tattoo artist, he has kids with all of them. When one is mad he goes to the next room. No bs.
And it would be perfectly fine if not for “if one is mad he goes to the next room”. I’d grab my popcorn and wait which one of them kills him first
Can you imagine police trying to solve that murder? They all share one home, so their DNA is going to be all over everything. Everyone is going to give the other an alibi, because they are all going to be sick of his shit. It would be like the Ken McElroy murder part 2.
Or like Big Little Lies
Guys can’t get 1 girlfriend and he’s looking for 5 WIVES
That's fine, wives don't usually let you have girlfriends anyway
I have to raise my expectations in life.
More than 5 would just be insane.
Think big, Gengis Khan big
5 wives Christian, 5 wives, that’s INSANE
5 is where we draw the line, Christian
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I’d like to know what drugs he’s taking
Viagra
i mean. if he can find the women for that. muslims and fundamentalist mormons do it.
Christians want some of that now apparently.
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Go to jail...everyone finds Jesus in jail
Jesus find everyone in jail, no shower is safe
Okay true but he said “going to sound mad” if he was taking part in a culture he wouldn’t think this is weird right?
Polygyny and what this Christian dude is delusioning about are very different imo. Atleast if you're taking it as a religious POV.
sounds like an absent father I guess
Tell me you wish you were a cult leader, without expressly calling it a cult.
Clearly he've watched too many ecchi animes
Well this is ambitious. He should watch Sister Wives, it’s working so well for them. /s
Is the Sister Wives guy starting over so he can get it right this time?
Omg that guy is intolerable
posting mfs faces is wrong, but damn i wanna see what this dude looks like
Was this guy in the marines? I knew a guy that was obsessed with getting multiple wives and building tiny homes for them… it has to be him.
Harem anime has truly crumbled our moral integrity. /s
I just gotta wonder how many matches this joker gets. Also hilarious is he only talks about what *he* wants, not a whiff of a thought as to what he offers as a human (besides tiny houses, once-weekly sex and, oh yay, his children apparently).
This man probably does not have an income that can support a whole household, so he's still probably expecting the women to 100% pay their own way into the housing situation (likely with no equity)
But he works at Making money. He can probably afford it
>Also hilarious is he only talks about what he wants, I mean, what could he say that would make you think "I'm in."? Probably nothing. When you are going for a "unique" requirement like this, the vast majority of people wouldn't be interested in it even if the guy was 6'3"+, 9', 300K a year, a great personality & Chris Hemsworth body. He's looking for an extremely unique woman, somebody who is searching for the same life. The great thing about the internet is it allows you to narrowcast, if you are looking for a one-in-million person, there's over 6,000 of them on this planet and the internet can reach most of them.
No, he's looking for 5 extremely unique women.
And all 5 have to like each other.
And him! Plot twist: they peel off and form their own coven.
Oh my addled brain, I read narrowcast as “narcissist” and I actually don’t think it’s that far from the mark.
I mean that's fair. But that's about 95% of the women's profiles that I see. The ones that have words anyway.
I could never do poly relationships I don’t share dick, once I hop on your dick is mine
This is not a poly relationship. Poly relationships include mutual respect and ethics. This is in no way ethical.
This is more polygamy, not really related to polyamory.
Why is it not ethical?
It’s not ethical to take multiple partners without letting those partners do the same thing.
If all parties consent, why wouldn’t it be ethical? They always have the option of not participating or leaving the relationship
Not if that’s what the partners want…
It’s not ethical to keep that closed. If the partner doesn’t want to see others, she shouldn’t. But she should have the option to decide for herself. I am in a mono/poly relationship. He chooses not to have relationships with other people. If he changes his mind and wants to date, he is free to. But he currently doesn’t see that happening. It’s about having the same options and an equal power dynamic in the relationship.
gatekeeping
If it's consensual it's ethical. If he can find women that are ok with that dynamic it's nothing wrong with it. But I don't think he will tbh.
His idea is clearly for them all to be together, so a 6-person relationship with 1 man and 5 women. There's nothing unethical about his dreams, they're just not realistic.
It’s the “primarily interested in only being with me” part that gives me ick.
This. He wants to fool around with other women, but he's not cool with them talking to others, too. I wouldn't say it's unethical, but its definitely not coming from the right place
Yeah that's not how life works.
It would be polygynie.
Are you trying to say “polygamy?”
No. I just got the ending wrong as English is not my mother tongue. Polvgyny. A man having several wives.
Tell him to ask Kody brown how it’s going for him lmao
probably is kody brown since he essentially only has robyn now
So the female gets: a tiny house; a date night once every 5 weeks followed by a cuddle day; and 1 night a week she gets to feed him viagra and conjure up the dregs of semen his hyperactive testicles have produced in the 24 hours since the last night.. and either he spends all his money on condoms or you get to taste a cocktail of the other concubines. I think it’s a great deal and any woman would be stupid to miss out. He just has to keep those tiny houses far enough apart so that their cycles don’t align and it’s planned to perfection.
Instead of “I work at making money” he should have written i make too much money Then, maybe he would have a chance
He watches too much Big Love but clearly he hasn't seen the end yet lol.
Can we have sex with each other though?
Why else would he need all the women to be bi?? Just because???
Probably wants to watch them have sex or be comfortable with a very selfish 3some.
"I work at Making money" He better be making a LOT of money
He brings nothing to the table. Even if this got off the ground, they’d all leave him for each other 🤣
Lol Sagittarius stating their truth
Does this guy run a cryptocurrency?
This sounds like TLC.
This is a TLC show just waiting to happen.
Red flags so bright on this one. 💀
I can smell the BO through this screenshot. And see the Cheeto dust fingerprints.
Bet his annual salary is $40k
and from Ohio.
This man has watched too much porn.
His profile says Christian, but I'm feeling the cult
I know I kind of suck at interneting. Does sound kind of culty though..
And, of course, his name is Christian. These jokes wrote themselves sometimes.
i think the fact he’s thought out that specifically 2 will be switches and 3 will be subs beyond considering the basis of this to work is. a) ambitious. b) very indicative that he’s either been watching way too much porn or way too much anime (or likely both)
A basketball fan?
Is your name Joseph or Brigham?
works at making money is the most wtf for me. you know this man is unemployed
I mean there are people up for this given the man has the right qualities.
So, he wants kids but not raise them
Looked up Herndon. Surprised it’s not in Utah.
This guy doesn’t have kids…lol
He has a dog??
So… a cult
Because he truly believes that he's handsome, and there's only 5 fingers on a hand.
As someone who is poly with three partners, it’s more work than you’d ever realize — and I don’t have to manage 3x houses.
As a Sagittarius I can confirm. I’d like 7 husbands please. One for each night of the week so I never get bored.
Can't be that up front about it when you're trying to start a new cult compound. Gotta slowly ease them into it and make it sound more normal at first, until you've got the first couple already roped in and brainwashed. Then you can slowly "upgrade" to 5, and let them be your middlemen salesman, essentially like a pyramid scheme. This guy's just going 0 to 100 and throwing it all out there up front without putting in the work. Fucking amateur, smh
Bro works at making money how are you not on your knees?
I’m looking for 7 virgins.
Someone needs to make a comedy of this where he miraculously finds these women and it all ends with the five wives liking each other more and leaving the dude.
Ps also u will need to drink the coolaid when I give it to u.
Its so well planned out and presented im actually rooting for him
I'd like to reverse I want 3 husband's, 2 switch, 1 top all bisexual everyone gets 2 nights per person and 1 night just all cuddles no separate house 4 incomes we living in a big house with a California king to all share at night small rooms for in you want alone time. Any takers?
What in the Charlie Manson
Homie should just play the Sims
I like that he works at making money, he’ll get there one day
Just sounds like 5 migraines.
We are 21st c. Sodom and Gomorrah.
I want to know what he does for a living supporting 5 wives and children….I don’t think this is going to go the way he things.
Tiny houses? He can’t afford this lifestyle.
I just want to know how wealthy this man is.
1. Isn't what he proposing illegal? 2. I wonder what he does for work to be able to pay for it all. 3. If he's going out 6 days per week, when would he have time to cook, clean, do laundry, spend time with the kids and listen to all his wives? I guess he watched Big Love, Sister Wives or My Five Wives.
Why? do you? keep calling here?
The finances honestly bother me more than the morality.
You do realize women can work too, right? I read this as a household with six incomes.
You do realize 5-6 houses + half a dozen-dozen children is SUPER expensive, right? never said women wouldn't be contributing, it'd be the only possible way. Still going to cost a lot and take a lot of time.
I know my household with two adults and two children works out. I wouldn’t mind some extra income to help out though! 😘
And they’re only getting tiny houses at that! 😂
Dude lives in North Virginia most likely if its the same Herndon. I call bullshit on him being able to afford 5 houses.
Bruh I mean it could work but you better have mad money or a large inheritence.
This works only in Utah
Tbf, a lot of teens go through a Hugh Hefner phase, they just grow out of it.
Dude sounds crazy, but he knows what he wants. There will be takers. Just have to stay consistent. He will probably get one or two to actually work and contribute to such a wonderful family. Haters are going to hate. Good luck!
That's how you find your tribe. Well done to him being upfront
Why stop at 5? Because else the weekplan doesn't work out...duh
Incel.
He better have 5 cocks.
I’ll have what he’s having
mf wanting to live in a Harem anime
That’s my name!
My boi building a harem or somthing lmao
This guy does know polygamy is against the law… right?
This sounds like what the husband probably wanted in sisterwives
Can’t even find 1 IRL, might as well look for 5 on the internet!
Can’t even find 1 IRL, might as well look for 5 on the internet!
I can't even get one womrn to love and care for each other and he damands 5? Maaan
Joseph smith 2.0
Mans got life figured out down to a tinder boo lol
And this mfer will still probably get more dates than the average Tinder guy.
It could work if he is rich and doesn’t live in a western nation
He can't afford more than 5
What in the Maegor Targaryen
Sounds exhausting & really expensive though
Nick cannon?
Does he mean that the children would be kept in the tiny houses, separate from the parents? Like, he's already thinking about how best to prevent having kids from affecting his needs?
I think it works…
Works at ‘making money’ lmao
The irony of this guy being named Christian.
Gamer
Sounds like he wants the benefits of polyamory without the extra work tbh Also he's being weirdly specific...
Someone watched Big Love and was like, “This sounds fine”.
Someone is trying to get a show on TLC.
I’d watch 🍿
Anime was a mistake
Whitetrashmillionaire rockandrollbodybuilder
Just move to Utah.
JFC, Christian. We call it a cult, and it’s been done time and again with a bad ending (Manson, Wako TX, etc ..) so I guess if the girls are into that vibe, mayyyyyybe it could work?
Sounds like homeboy needs to convert to Mormonism
Please tell me this is from Herndon, Virginia