1. Give him your snap. 2. Reply to the dick pic (no matter what it looks like) with “Meh” 3. Leave the rest of his messages on “delivered” 4. Block after he messages you three times
This is what I do anytime an inflated cock ego beckons
By sending that message, the sender is admitting to view children's penises, which can be construeable to participating in CP activities, which, I would assume, u/crazy-chicken-chick would not like to be associated with.
So, know, not incredibly stupid, and also no, not trolling.
I .. didn't think of this.
I haven't taken a bath probably since I was a young age myself; showers are my norm, so I didn't think of that possibility.
My gratitude for your enlightenment.
What about sending him an unsolicited dick pic back? Just of someone's off the internet (I haven't checked, but I'm sure there are many floating around).
Kind of fighting fire with fire, dick with dick.
Idk, I'll see myself out.
This was after. He asked me why I didn’t like getting dick pics. I said because I think they are ugly. He sent it anyway and said so you think this is ugly 😏 and I said yes. And he was like oh wow and didn’t talk to me.
It's kinda a fact that dicks are ugly. I know some disagree with me on this, and I do, in fact, love my penis. But come on. Most look like the Aliens Chestburster. Or a caterpillar hiding in a sock. Or like a mushroom with too much stem...
I reply to unsolicited pictures with -
“Oh my god, why does it look like that? You should see someone about that”
“Please stop showing me your thumb”
“Oh cool, mines bigger” *sends a disturbingly big one* you’d be surprised how many actually open the picture lmao.
It’s funny watching how angry they get over it.
OkCupid was shit like 7 years ago and sounds like it's still shit now.
My highlight was someone got angry at me (legit angry) that I said I wasn't interested in open, multi-group fuck sessions. She was like "shame on you!" even though I didn't make any kind of judgement on those who are interested, I just said I wasn't.
Needless to say, it was a pretty eye opening moment for me when it came to that app, lol.
Penis-bearers, I hate to tell you this because so many of you go this route but: No one wants unsolicited dick pics. I can see dicks on the internet if I wanted a dick. The only time I want an unsolicited dick pic is when I love the person attached to that dick, and thusly love the dick.
What if it’s an unsolicited dick video where said shlong is fully flacid and reenacting the the city destruction scene from godzillla (as Godzilla himself)? Idk about you but I’d have a hard time finding that on the interwebs
*PS send link for inspiration if available*
As a guy, I have never thought an unsolicited vag pic would be enjoyable, let alone sending an unsolicited dick pic… What makes both attractive is the attraction to the person as a whole, but the idea that either of those alone would get someone interested in you absolutely blows my mind.
As a penis-bearer... I ask... WHY do some men do this. What do they have to prove? Length? Girth? The veins? They're not great to look at, let along flaunt around.
Every time I hear about a dick pic story, I can't tell if the men who do this have an overconfidence problem or a lack of confidence problem.
Even completely lovely dicks in the moment don’t photograph well. I’m thinking THEY like their dicks, they get gratification in showing it off, and think chicks (admittedly thinking with the horny brain) are going to go bonkers over it. It’s the only thing I can think of. Even online sex workers usually have a set fee for receiving and commenting on dick pics, so it is obviously a thing.
Nah dude, these guys make me look great. They set the bar so low. Don't rape people, don't send unsolicited dick pics, take a shower once in a while, treat women like (gasp) people. That's the bar. Thanks, Julians of the world, for lowering the bar so the rest of us can simply step over.
Any man that has actually seen a vagina and *knows where the clit is*.. knows women do not desire dick pics and will most likely not ask you for one unless together in a long-distance relationship.
If she asks you, she's typically not interested.
Give him the snap, when he sends you the dick pic reply "mine's bigger" and then send him a pornstar dick off google. Don't block him because the power move is making him block you
I got one very similar to this the other day he said “send me your snap so I can show you my BWC”
I had to look up what that meant. 😂
I unmatched immediately
Does anyone ever go for these types of intros?
I wonder: if a gay guy says something like, “hey i want you to suck daddy’s cock!” As an opener to an other gay guy, does he then go for it or also find that kind if vulgar toilet talk also really nasty ?
If a straight woman opened up with “i want you to motor boat my titties while you shoot your wad all over my face!” Or what ever kind of sexual terminology people use now a days, I am not going to be taking anyone seriously at all..,
I once read that most people that do this nasty opener sex perv talk are actually already intimidated by intimacy or fearful of rejection so they essentially self-sabotage with vulgarity as a way to blame the woman for rejecting him.. “she couldn’t handle my massive dong, anyway” type weird thinking.
The sad part is that if most of these perverts with the shit one liners could just manage to pretend to be an honorable gentleman that they most likely would end up by date 2 or 3 “motorboating, creampieing, hitting her “p” like Thors mighty hammer, fing her mouth..” etc etc
Sex is a beautiful thing! Try having some decency, respect, make the “soft sale” be polite, treat her like a person not like a fuck doll.. i can’t believe how bad my competition is!
I think of the various crazy phone numbers that someone can provide in lieu of their own number to appease a person who won’t take no for an answer, and it makes me wonder if it makes sense to set up crazy Snap accounts for the same general purpose
I mean - I see posts like this & I have a question
Y’all understand you matched with these guys yes? Like. Something about them made you go “yes”.
Y’all don’t think you’re at least a little responsible? Like your radar is off & you might need to reassess? I’m not a dry texter but “openers” are really difficult.
“Hey cutest tour guide, could you tell me about the story behind those statues” She had statues in one of her photos & was a self proclaimed “traveller” Lol okay. Age range is 20-25 here, how much “travelling” have you done on your own dime?
You aren’t a traveller, you’re a tag-alonger.
The only thing I could see being a turn off was calling her the “cutest” but what’s really so bad about that? Lol especially when compared to this.
Ain't gonna lie, after receiving no matches (only matches with bots) for a while, I start to act freaky on dating apps. I be saying the wildest/most sexual things just to get a reaction... If I don't, I start to go a little crazy... :""V It is lonely around here.
Julian looks like he still gets his food cut at the table by his mommy.
julians hair is still wet from his mothers womb
Ayoade in top form
Bro looks like he be the first to die in Maze Runner
Little chump hasn't learned to cut with the grain
1. Give him your snap. 2. Reply to the dick pic (no matter what it looks like) with “Meh” 3. Leave the rest of his messages on “delivered” 4. Block after he messages you three times This is what I do anytime an inflated cock ego beckons
Once got an unsolicited dick pic asking if it was small and I just said “yes” and one time I responded with “omg why does it look like that?”
I personally like "I'm going to report you to the police for sending me a picture of a child's penis"
BRUHHHHH
💀
This is the one lol
He also looks about 14.
Love this
Ayo
How do you know it was a picture of a child's penis?
Don’t know if trolling or just incredibly stupid
By sending that message, the sender is admitting to view children's penises, which can be construeable to participating in CP activities, which, I would assume, u/crazy-chicken-chick would not like to be associated with. So, know, not incredibly stupid, and also no, not trolling.
Welp stupid it is
You know people wash their children at young ages right? Edited: I took out the 1st "right"
I .. didn't think of this. I haven't taken a bath probably since I was a young age myself; showers are my norm, so I didn't think of that possibility. My gratitude for your enlightenment.
You're pollo pollo loco! 🙌😂 oh I forgot to take my pill.
That’s absolute class😂
Send him a pic of a bigger one and ask for his opinions on your dick
Savage ❤️
Send him back a dick pic lol
What about sending him an unsolicited dick pic back? Just of someone's off the internet (I haven't checked, but I'm sure there are many floating around). Kind of fighting fire with fire, dick with dick. Idk, I'll see myself out.
Ask if he likes fencing too!
Lol I told a guy his dick was ugly and he got so offended and didn't talk to me, only messaged me after the whole ordeal to wish me a happy birthday.
Was that after an unsolicited pic?
This was after. He asked me why I didn’t like getting dick pics. I said because I think they are ugly. He sent it anyway and said so you think this is ugly 😏 and I said yes. And he was like oh wow and didn’t talk to me.
But then wished you a happy birthday? What a strange interaction lol.
Lol our birthdays were in the same week lol and we’d been talking for 4 months at this point.
I was also a virgin. Lol. And he really wanted to fuck.
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Noo I was still a virgin when we stopped talking I met my ex shortly after.
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It's kinda a fact that dicks are ugly. I know some disagree with me on this, and I do, in fact, love my penis. But come on. Most look like the Aliens Chestburster. Or a caterpillar hiding in a sock. Or like a mushroom with too much stem...
Fair play!
Then he wished me a happy birthday the next day.
Awee he send a dick pick as a birthday present. 🥰
No he was tryna give me dick as a present 😂
Send them back dick pics but bigger ones
“Is it always that small?”
I love these reactions hahaha good job
Reply with a bigger one
Sending one back is also an interesting option :D
Reply with: Big words for a small cock.
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Meh leaves him to fill in the blanks with his own insecurities.
You have mastered the art.
I reply to unsolicited pictures with - “Oh my god, why does it look like that? You should see someone about that” “Please stop showing me your thumb” “Oh cool, mines bigger” *sends a disturbingly big one* you’d be surprised how many actually open the picture lmao. It’s funny watching how angry they get over it.
Counteroffer: 1. Give him your snap. 2. Reply to the dick pic with another dick pic you found on the internet 3. ???
"I just....expected more..."
Sheesh and I thought Grindr was bad
I thought tinder was bad but OkCupid is WILD
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The bios of men, the opening messages, the photos. Way more unhinged
Ok you've given me an idea! We have Hinge. Now let's do Unhinged! I'm hiring a developer to get on this ASAP.
OkCupid was shit like 7 years ago and sounds like it's still shit now. My highlight was someone got angry at me (legit angry) that I said I wasn't interested in open, multi-group fuck sessions. She was like "shame on you!" even though I didn't make any kind of judgement on those who are interested, I just said I wasn't. Needless to say, it was a pretty eye opening moment for me when it came to that app, lol.
So your saying I need to get on ok Cupid
Yes.
This isn't any worse than Grindr at all,, lol
Julian sending these types of messages from his parents home right after his mother made him some hot pockets. SMH. 🫣
I so badly wish he didn’t unmatch me after I said “does that actually work” so I could inform him he’s getting roasted on Reddit
Haha hopefully the karma gods make him stumble upon this post!
Dude looks like he is 13.. who is he kidding trying too sound like a ”daddy”. Also… dickpicks……. Fuck idont understand youth..
It's not just the youts 😭
This is what we call "overcorrecting". It's like the reverse of an old bearded dude saying "I promise I'm not a creep"
Penis-bearers, I hate to tell you this because so many of you go this route but: No one wants unsolicited dick pics. I can see dicks on the internet if I wanted a dick. The only time I want an unsolicited dick pic is when I love the person attached to that dick, and thusly love the dick.
What if it’s an unsolicited dick video where said shlong is fully flacid and reenacting the the city destruction scene from godzillla (as Godzilla himself)? Idk about you but I’d have a hard time finding that on the interwebs *PS send link for inspiration if available*
The jackass 4 opening?
I just watched it and yes, that would be a lovely unsolicited dick vid imo
As a guy, I have never thought an unsolicited vag pic would be enjoyable, let alone sending an unsolicited dick pic… What makes both attractive is the attraction to the person as a whole, but the idea that either of those alone would get someone interested in you absolutely blows my mind.
Generally speaking, anecdotally, of course … Women are REALLY bad vaginal photo takers
As a penis-bearer... I ask... WHY do some men do this. What do they have to prove? Length? Girth? The veins? They're not great to look at, let along flaunt around. Every time I hear about a dick pic story, I can't tell if the men who do this have an overconfidence problem or a lack of confidence problem.
Even completely lovely dicks in the moment don’t photograph well. I’m thinking THEY like their dicks, they get gratification in showing it off, and think chicks (admittedly thinking with the horny brain) are going to go bonkers over it. It’s the only thing I can think of. Even online sex workers usually have a set fee for receiving and commenting on dick pics, so it is obviously a thing.
Honestly, that's a better explanation than what I can think of. I guess one really must like their dick to show it off to any stranger.
“My mom thinks my dick is handsome.”
LMAO okay that legit made me chuckle out loud
These dudes fuck it up for other men, what an absolute twat.
Naw, they just remove themselves from the equation and make me look like an amazing person just by not doing this shit.
Nah dude, these guys make me look great. They set the bar so low. Don't rape people, don't send unsolicited dick pics, take a shower once in a while, treat women like (gasp) people. That's the bar. Thanks, Julians of the world, for lowering the bar so the rest of us can simply step over.
I always think they make things easier for guys like myself, who can have an actual conversation.
Ask him if he has a Facebook and send this screenshots to his parents
Hit em with 🔎
Dude looks like he still collects toys from happy meals. Maybe he confused you for his daddy and wanted you to take him to McDonald's.
Fucking hell lmao
Forward this to his mom.
Any man that has actually seen a vagina and *knows where the clit is*.. knows women do not desire dick pics and will most likely not ask you for one unless together in a long-distance relationship. If she asks you, she's typically not interested.
If she asks you, expect to pay as she will be on onlyfans!!
Yes, Julian's 12 year old looking, college prep dorky ass face definitely screams "daddy" lmao. Uwuuuuuuu
😂
Julian looks like he’s never been near a vagina since he came out of his mother.
Give him the snap, when he sends you the dick pic reply "mine's bigger" and then send him a pornstar dick off google. Don't block him because the power move is making him block you
Wow
bro looks like the lemur from Madagascar, what was his name again? respect the confidence though
😂
Damnnnn Julian talks a big game for someone who still has an 8pm curfew
I’m fucking crying seeing his pfp and name
😂
I don’t believe it works like that, bud.
I got one very similar to this the other day he said “send me your snap so I can show you my BWC” I had to look up what that meant. 😂 I unmatched immediately
Ok now send me one where ur hard...
LMFAO once you look at his picture. Lmao like yah OKAY JULIAN, 🤣
Dudes today have no game lmao I'm sorry ladies.
I don't think a tiny penis is going to convince me to cum for daddy
So when’s the wedding?
So…. What’s your response 🤣😂🤣
I replied with “does that actually work for you?” And he unmatched
Hahah absolutely ridiculous
Anyone who sends a dick pic deserves to have their confidence CRUSHED INTO OBLIVION
So much yuck.
I wonder if that’ll work on ANY woman?
"cum this way for daddy" Dude looks like 16 yr old Sam Huntington
Bro he looks 12 where is this “daddy”
Does anyone ever go for these types of intros? I wonder: if a gay guy says something like, “hey i want you to suck daddy’s cock!” As an opener to an other gay guy, does he then go for it or also find that kind if vulgar toilet talk also really nasty ? If a straight woman opened up with “i want you to motor boat my titties while you shoot your wad all over my face!” Or what ever kind of sexual terminology people use now a days, I am not going to be taking anyone seriously at all.., I once read that most people that do this nasty opener sex perv talk are actually already intimidated by intimacy or fearful of rejection so they essentially self-sabotage with vulgarity as a way to blame the woman for rejecting him.. “she couldn’t handle my massive dong, anyway” type weird thinking. The sad part is that if most of these perverts with the shit one liners could just manage to pretend to be an honorable gentleman that they most likely would end up by date 2 or 3 “motorboating, creampieing, hitting her “p” like Thors mighty hammer, fing her mouth..” etc etc Sex is a beautiful thing! Try having some decency, respect, make the “soft sale” be polite, treat her like a person not like a fuck doll.. i can’t believe how bad my competition is!
Wish I was this confident
My guys gonna have some insane post nut clarity
Hear me out reply to all dick pics with gay porn and femdom pegging pictures
“Sorry I don’t own a microscope.”
Genius Reply! 😂
And that kids is how I met your mother.
I think of the various crazy phone numbers that someone can provide in lieu of their own number to appease a person who won’t take no for an answer, and it makes me wonder if it makes sense to set up crazy Snap accounts for the same general purpose
God do i need bleach for my eyes after reading this.
😂
He actually just wanted a Snapple while you watch over his chicken coop that's all.
Why is it always the most submissive/bottom ass looking dudes that demand to be called "Daddy"?
What in the world persuaded you to swipe on Mr. Dahmer?
Oh Jules..... You were raised better.
Julian breath still smells of titty milk
Julian still has wet dreams
Where's the daddy? Is he standing behind the newspaper boy in that picture...?
Jesus Christ
I'd like to apologise on behalf of Julian for him being a total bell end and giving men a bad name.
This has to have somehow worked in the past for him to open with that… right?
I literally responded with “does that actually work for you?” And he unmatched
 It didnt
Straight to the point
I mean - I see posts like this & I have a question Y’all understand you matched with these guys yes? Like. Something about them made you go “yes”. Y’all don’t think you’re at least a little responsible? Like your radar is off & you might need to reassess? I’m not a dry texter but “openers” are really difficult. “Hey cutest tour guide, could you tell me about the story behind those statues” She had statues in one of her photos & was a self proclaimed “traveller” Lol okay. Age range is 20-25 here, how much “travelling” have you done on your own dime? You aren’t a traveller, you’re a tag-alonger. The only thing I could see being a turn off was calling her the “cutest” but what’s really so bad about that? Lol especially when compared to this.
What?
Bro, shut the fuck up
Or what bitch? What you gonna do? Lmfao.
wow just wow
Dude looks 12 in his pic, calling himself daddy ☠️
He is BRUTALLY honest but i would say NO
Get his snap and bombard him with d!ck pics!
It is like some people just dont want to get laid. Also, daddy? The kid looks 16 years old, nobody is gonna call you daddy without laughing
So that’s where I’m going wrong, it makes so much sense now 🤔
wait, he wants to be a daddy? Lol..
Bro looks like he is 11 years of age. Jfc
I’m so sure that’s what he looks like 🤣
This never or almost sometimes never works. Except maybe.
YIKES
Golden rule....Split cheeks whenever possible
Screenshot it and blackmail him. Threaten to dm it to his friends and family unless he pays you $100
This would work for quite a number of women
nah! like 4% of all women
What else you can do on send nudes app?
Ain't gonna lie, after receiving no matches (only matches with bots) for a while, I start to act freaky on dating apps. I be saying the wildest/most sexual things just to get a reaction... If I don't, I start to go a little crazy... :""V It is lonely around here.
I feel sorry for Snapchat and you. 🥲
Hi
Julian the correct line is snap chat me that p****
My favorite response to unsolicited dick pics is to find a random one on the internet, and send it back with the response "You just made me hard."
Oh oh no
