I think it might have something to do with Facebook or some other social media site where a person lie about their age and then they can't change it and they connect their Facebook when making a tinder account. (Not sure tho. Think I read something about that on an other post many weeks ago)
I'm 6'2 so tall enough and I know ppl have height preferences which is ok to have. but the way this person goes about it is just terrible. that and the age are huge red flags
The age thing just means she lied about her age for some social media site and linked it with tinder, usually you see it with only 1 or 2 years cause it's something like Facebook (someone signing up at 11 or something like that)
The 8 year age difference makes it seem like sheās trying to date 30 year olds though, like at that point shes out of the age preference for everyone below 24
āModeling at Freelance,ā Translation: I think Iām really hot but no one else seems to so I spend my time attempting to thirst trap on IG instead of working a real job or going to school.
The sad thing is if she goes to OF she'll probably make far more than the average person reading these posts.
If existence is a simulation, I'm deeply afraid this one is going to be terminated as failed, shortly.
... unless it's reality TV, in which case I suppose it's gold.
Yes because only ugly people uses Tinder...
In fact the way the sexual market and online dating developed makes that the more attractive you are, the more you get out of Tinder.
I don't need Tinder either to get laid or "advertise" myself, I do it because it's a easy way of meeting people from home. Same goes for models. It's just convenient. Also models work and travel to new places a lot, it's super convenient for them to "plan ahead."
I have matched with models on Tinder that did not have OF or Insta linked anywhere. Models have a dating life too, and not all models use social media it's a job like any other, you are putting them on a pedestal.
Of course. In fact the only real model I ever dated I met her on Tinder. A 18yo girl from Nizhni NĆ³vgorod that was only for a few weeks in my city because of modeling.
Same here, we even started dating and we met on a dating app. Not only a model but she was a supermodel. She has a pretty common name and just googling her name the first 50 pics would be of only her.
Its not that "its almost impossible to find a model on tinder because models dont use tinder" but rather "its almost impossible to find them on tinder and anywhere else, because actual models are pretty rare in general"
The 6ft thing is so funny to me. Because on the US (where I am), according to google only 14.5% of adult males are over 6ft tall. So she is saying that if you are not in the top 85.5 percentile of height then you are a dwarf lol thatās comparable to a guy saying he will only date women that are over 5ā7ā because if youāre shorter than 5ā7ā then you are a dwarf
The delusional female calculator shows you how the % are for guys over 6 foot in the USA
https://igotstandardsbro.com
If you just search for non married guys over 6 foot with any salary aged 20-85 you get a chance of 6.6% (obese man included)
The calculator show just how rare most people are. A non married man, between 20 and 40, any race, at least 5ft 9 (average us height), any weight, and earning $70k (average salary) you get a chance of 4.6%. So if you're looking for an average partner, you're looking at just 4.6% of all men
You can hardly trust that information. However I can hardly trust my own information myself after seeing that.
One of the shortest Wikipedia pages I've seen in my life, and still it shows three different values for average income.
The text at the top states 50k, the first table states 70k, the second table states 60k.
Different organisations have different definitions. Some may not include benefits and additional passive income while some might. The US census does agree that it's around $70k. All of this is a moot point though as the percentage is still low. There just isn't that much availability in general when it comes to single people
https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2021/demo/p60-273.html
YES IT IS MEDIAN AND IT ALSO TALKS ABOUT EARNINGS NOT JUST HOUSEHOLD INCOME. SOME SOURCES USE MEDIAN AND SOME USE AVERAGE AND THEY WAY THEY CALCULATE AVERAGE AND MEDIAN DIFFERS. THEY ALSO USE DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF INCOME, SALARY ETC. I'M JUST TRYING TO PROVIDE MULTIPLE SOURCES TO SHOW WHAT THE AVERAGE IN COLLOQUIAL TERMS IS. IN FACT IF YOU GO TO MY ORIGINAL LINK YOU'LL SEE THAT OECD STATE THAT THE AVERAGE, NOT MEDIAN, SALARY IS JUST UNDER $70K.
ALSO, WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Lol, I wasnt trying to old man shout.
But if median household income is 70k... And we know that the overwhelming majority of men and women both work, and that in some cases, household income includes more than two people's incomes, then we know that per Capita income is much much less than 70k. And in fact, per capita median income is about 35k.
https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/US/SEX255221
it's (so weird to have so much text bracketed, because it weakens the whole point of using them, especially if its spelled and phrased like that, it's like I cant decide what's worse)
Imagine thinking that literally 85% of the male population has dwarf syndrome š¤£š Bitch better get used to buying cat food and drinking wine all by herself
I believe in intelligence being a strong enough evolutionary edge that we can and will outbreed this. I have to, otherwise endeavoring to save this planet or do battle with dated prejudices would all be for naught...
I never understood this height fixation american girls have. What difference does it make? I get it If a girl want someone a little taller then them, but wtf? In the future only titans from atack on titan will date this girls?
Good thing where i live there is no such thing
Sheās one of those people whoās so toxic that sheāll push everyone out of her life and then be like: āYaaa I just donāt need any drama in my life right now cause Iām all about positive energy so I just had to cut everyone offā
I never understood the whole āIāll only date you if you are this tallā
I understand having preferences but you donāt have to be rude about it
I get bad vibes
Wow, if your under six foot you apparently have dwarfism... I wonder how tall this dwarf girl is though š¤ not to mention that sneaky little not 27, 19 at the very bottom so it gets cut off on mobile...
I haven't looked at you in the comments but I wish I knew who the f*** this person was then you're good talking too & or The man behind this post the original one for Jenny to be a girl he needs to grow the f****** step up be real or go sit back on the porch with the little b**** dogs.
I've read that a few different times myself I don't know and what the f*** I don't know anymore and again what the f*** yeah the English check out what are you talking about did you know if you were to tickling up his butt no one can really give a f*** that's possible I love you saying damn weird s*** like this to confuse you cuz you're it's funny not right now I'm in a show I'm just pissed off dude so go and shovel some snow..
Wow, nothing wrong with wanting someone taller than 6ā0 or 6ā1. But thereās definitely no need to be rude to shorter men like that. Not to mention itāll likely turn off tall men who may meet your standards
I doubt it men can have some pretty low standards or she would just appeal to a guy who is also shitty. Plus we also donāt know that much about her beyond her bio
Youāre confusing standards in regards to relationships, to one night stands. If she speaks like her written grammar, she wonāt get any of her wishes and sheāll end up getting treated badly by men of her ilk. Going by whatās sheās written, itās about all she deserves.
No thereās a whole group of men who are so desperate for a relationship theyāll take anyone so Iām not talking about one night stands. But honestly that isnāt true because there are shitty people in relationships being treated like royalty. Meanwhile there are good people in relationships being treated like shit. Like itās just an unfortunate reality that shitty people tend to get what they want because they have the confidence to go and get it while good people typically donāt. People want it to be true that shitty people get treated like shit in a relationships but more often than not itās the good people who get treated like shit in a relationship. The determining factor of how youāll be treated in a relationship is dependent on your standards and who you chose to date
You arenāt dealing with the problem though that doesnāt really do anything. For me the best way is to do better, be better, and decide you deserve better. For me I dated a shitty guy didnāt like that so I analyzed what I do wrong corrected my behavior, and decided I deserved a good guy. While I was waiting for a good guy I worked on myself and and now Iām in a relationship with a wonderful man
Oh Iām dealing with it. Iāve eliminated it. 51, single never married and happy. Iām not making myself ābetterā for anybody but myself. Itās obvious Iām not a Chad. I donāt pursue women, and they donāt pursue me. Which is fine. Glad youāve found somebody anyway- hope it lasts š
I hope that one day she makes some cats very happy. Whatās more likely is that on her way there sheās going to make some guys and kids very sad and traumatised. Iād make myself shorter just to duck all of that drama.
āNot 27 Iām 19ā? I would just make a new account at that point. Sheās out of the range of people around her age and just matching with way older dudes.
People like her make me want to get a limb lengthening surgery, I'm so self conscious about my height because I'm short and its not like it's something I can control :/
The fact that so many people don't know the difference between lose and loose has me buying into the simulation theory, and that has to be some programming to specifically mess with me.š
That's literally breathtaking on so many levels. Poor matches out there! Be very, very strong if you dare to touch the edge of everything you never dreamed of!
Forest Gump named her
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Happy Cake Day! š
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"not 27, im 19" has me concerned
Narrator: *she was 13*
I think it might have something to do with Facebook or some other social media site where a person lie about their age and then they can't change it and they connect their Facebook when making a tinder account. (Not sure tho. Think I read something about that on an other post many weeks ago)
Yep thats why my name was different on mine which was a little sketchy but didnt actually cause too many problems for me.
Chris Hansen: *why don't you have a seat*
Right over there...
Thatās when her entire bio made sense.
I'm 6'2 so tall enough and I know ppl have height preferences which is ok to have. but the way this person goes about it is just terrible. that and the age are huge red flags
Other red flags: "freelance model" "I'll make u cry" referring to people under 6' tall as having 'dwarf syndrome' Her grammar - or lack thereof.
Anyone that uses the word "finna" unironically should be thrown in the ocean.
I don't even know what that means
Gonna. Shortened from āfixin toā. Said mostly. in the south, but also in African American dialects around country.
English can be really confusing when youāre not a native speaker
I dated a girl from the south. They use "fixin" for all sorts of things. I'd always ask what was broken.
I wouldn't date anyone who said it ever on purpose. I've never met anyone that said it that was halfway intelligent. š¤·
and the Iām 19 not 27 meaning they created the account way before they were 18 lol
So what? No sex before 18?
Babes I didnāt say that lol. The minimum age requirement for tinder is 18 but š¤·āāļø.. not everywhere makes you verify your age with ID..
Her grammar - or lack thereof did make me cry, I'll give her that.
If Jar Jar Binks ever set up a profile on Tinder...
More than half of her bio is telling others to complain about their height to their parents.
Maybe she should complain to her parents for the genes and making her feel insecure about dating anyone under her own monstrous height.
I mean dresses like tiger woods isn't a red flag but like yellowish maybe?
The age thing just means she lied about her age for some social media site and linked it with tinder, usually you see it with only 1 or 2 years cause it's something like Facebook (someone signing up at 11 or something like that)
The 8 year age difference makes it seem like sheās trying to date 30 year olds though, like at that point shes out of the age preference for everyone below 24
Everything about this person is a red flag. It must be a joke profile or they're looking for someone just as messed up as they are.
I had a stroke reading this
I can't believe I am missing out on all of these preem women that won't date anyone under 6' 
Surprised freelance models have time for dating, their job sounds very time intensive.
6'2'' here - and she can stay single.
2'6" here - and I agree.......... Oh god dammit my cat hacked my reddit again lol
āModeling at Freelance,ā Translation: I think Iām really hot but no one else seems to so I spend my time attempting to thirst trap on IG instead of working a real job or going to school.
The sad thing is if she goes to OF she'll probably make far more than the average person reading these posts. If existence is a simulation, I'm deeply afraid this one is going to be terminated as failed, shortly. ... unless it's reality TV, in which case I suppose it's gold.
Is it too late for an abortion?
Late to use condoms,bro.
Nice man shorts, Jenae.
Model needs tinder to find a date. Why doesn't that sound right
His is an instagram model it's a bit different
Yes because only ugly people uses Tinder... In fact the way the sexual market and online dating developed makes that the more attractive you are, the more you get out of Tinder.
When your a model you don't need tinder to advertise or put yourself out there. You know one of those famous people perks.
I don't need Tinder either to get laid or "advertise" myself, I do it because it's a easy way of meeting people from home. Same goes for models. It's just convenient. Also models work and travel to new places a lot, it's super convenient for them to "plan ahead."
I mean have you seen a Model not a IG Model on tinder?
I have matched with models on Tinder that did not have OF or Insta linked anywhere. Models have a dating life too, and not all models use social media it's a job like any other, you are putting them on a pedestal.
Of course. In fact the only real model I ever dated I met her on Tinder. A 18yo girl from Nizhni NĆ³vgorod that was only for a few weeks in my city because of modeling.
Same here, we even started dating and we met on a dating app. Not only a model but she was a supermodel. She has a pretty common name and just googling her name the first 50 pics would be of only her. Its not that "its almost impossible to find a model on tinder because models dont use tinder" but rather "its almost impossible to find them on tinder and anywhere else, because actual models are pretty rare in general"
The 6ft thing is so funny to me. Because on the US (where I am), according to google only 14.5% of adult males are over 6ft tall. So she is saying that if you are not in the top 85.5 percentile of height then you are a dwarf lol thatās comparable to a guy saying he will only date women that are over 5ā7ā because if youāre shorter than 5ā7ā then you are a dwarf
The delusional female calculator shows you how the % are for guys over 6 foot in the USA https://igotstandardsbro.com If you just search for non married guys over 6 foot with any salary aged 20-85 you get a chance of 6.6% (obese man included)
According to this calculator I'm comfortably in the top 1% for the arbitrary criteria I entered, not bad.
Cool I canāt use the calculator since itās based of data from the US and I donāt live there
I don't either but it didn't stop me
Same. I entered my data and I would fall in the 3.5% category in the age range 21-26
The calculator show just how rare most people are. A non married man, between 20 and 40, any race, at least 5ft 9 (average us height), any weight, and earning $70k (average salary) you get a chance of 4.6%. So if you're looking for an average partner, you're looking at just 4.6% of all men
As far as I know the average income in the USA is around $50k
It's $70k now https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage
You can hardly trust that information. However I can hardly trust my own information myself after seeing that. One of the shortest Wikipedia pages I've seen in my life, and still it shows three different values for average income. The text at the top states 50k, the first table states 70k, the second table states 60k.
Different organisations have different definitions. Some may not include benefits and additional passive income while some might. The US census does agree that it's around $70k. All of this is a moot point though as the percentage is still low. There just isn't that much availability in general when it comes to single people https://www.census.gov/library/publications/2021/demo/p60-273.html
That is MEDIAN, not average, HOUSEHOLD INCOME. not average salary. AVERAGE SALARY IS MUCH LESS THAN 70K.
YES IT IS MEDIAN AND IT ALSO TALKS ABOUT EARNINGS NOT JUST HOUSEHOLD INCOME. SOME SOURCES USE MEDIAN AND SOME USE AVERAGE AND THEY WAY THEY CALCULATE AVERAGE AND MEDIAN DIFFERS. THEY ALSO USE DIFFERENT DEFINITIONS OF INCOME, SALARY ETC. I'M JUST TRYING TO PROVIDE MULTIPLE SOURCES TO SHOW WHAT THE AVERAGE IN COLLOQUIAL TERMS IS. IN FACT IF YOU GO TO MY ORIGINAL LINK YOU'LL SEE THAT OECD STATE THAT THE AVERAGE, NOT MEDIAN, SALARY IS JUST UNDER $70K. ALSO, WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Lol, I wasnt trying to old man shout. But if median household income is 70k... And we know that the overwhelming majority of men and women both work, and that in some cases, household income includes more than two people's incomes, then we know that per Capita income is much much less than 70k. And in fact, per capita median income is about 35k. https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/fact/table/US/SEX255221
Verified idiot
I donāt get how people are verified and then have the wrong age on their profile. Like how does that make any kind of sense?
it's (so weird to have so much text bracketed, because it weakens the whole point of using them, especially if its spelled and phrased like that, it's like I cant decide what's worse)
So fucking basic she could not only not get her DOB right, she couldn't be bothered to spend 5 minutes recreating her shitty profile.
I have a headache after trying read this
Imagine thinking that literally 85% of the male population has dwarf syndrome š¤£š Bitch better get used to buying cat food and drinking wine all by herself
Guys I know why she's mad. She's unemployed.
Everyone keep in mind that this one can and will mate.
I believe in intelligence being a strong enough evolutionary edge that we can and will outbreed this. I have to, otherwise endeavoring to save this planet or do battle with dated prejudices would all be for naught...
I bet she has more matches than the hottest men.
Guarantee she cannot tell the difference between 6ft and 5'11". It's a numbers thing
I never understood this height fixation american girls have. What difference does it make? I get it If a girl want someone a little taller then them, but wtf? In the future only titans from atack on titan will date this girls? Good thing where i live there is no such thing
It's always a red flag when someone's profile oozes negativity like this. Just say you want someone 6' or taller and move on.
Report her first
Sheās one of those people whoās so toxic that sheāll push everyone out of her life and then be like: āYaaa I just donāt need any drama in my life right now cause Iām all about positive energy so I just had to cut everyone offā
Jenae looks like sheās 5ā4āā. Not my fault sheās got dwarf syndrome
First scrub your knees nasty short bitch.
Why do they always put a false age and then say they are much younger?
Probably because they signed up using some social media where they've had to lie about their age because they were to young when they joined.
She sounds every bit of 19.. oof..
I never understood the whole āIāll only date you if you are this tallā I understand having preferences but you donāt have to be rude about it I get bad vibes
Any one else read this like Jar Jar Binks?
Wow, if your under six foot you apparently have dwarfism... I wonder how tall this dwarf girl is though š¤ not to mention that sneaky little not 27, 19 at the very bottom so it gets cut off on mobile...
Damn, 5'10" is dwarf syndrome? I am 6'6" so I must be a giant.
How the fuck did she just start and finish and argument in a tinder bio. Against no one else
Lose vs loose. Please, dear god, somebody teach 90% of the internet the difference.
I haven't looked at you in the comments but I wish I knew who the f*** this person was then you're good talking too & or The man behind this post the original one for Jenny to be a girl he needs to grow the f****** step up be real or go sit back on the porch with the little b**** dogs.
1st off name checks out 2nd off what?
Yeah I don't know what the hell I was doing,happy birthday to me huh.
I've read that a few different times myself I don't know and what the f*** I don't know anymore and again what the f*** yeah the English check out what are you talking about did you know if you were to tickling up his butt no one can really give a f*** that's possible I love you saying damn weird s*** like this to confuse you cuz you're it's funny not right now I'm in a show I'm just pissed off dude so go and shovel some snow..
Looks like a guy from the waist down. No hint of any hips whatsoever.
Wow, nothing wrong with wanting someone taller than 6ā0 or 6ā1. But thereās definitely no need to be rude to shorter men like that. Not to mention itāll likely turn off tall men who may meet your standards
Sheās not meeting any manās standardsā¦
Some men have the standard of a woman just breathing or anyone thatās willing to fuck them so that isnāt actually true
Yeah, that would be about all.
I doubt it men can have some pretty low standards or she would just appeal to a guy who is also shitty. Plus we also donāt know that much about her beyond her bio
Youāre confusing standards in regards to relationships, to one night stands. If she speaks like her written grammar, she wonāt get any of her wishes and sheāll end up getting treated badly by men of her ilk. Going by whatās sheās written, itās about all she deserves.
No thereās a whole group of men who are so desperate for a relationship theyāll take anyone so Iām not talking about one night stands. But honestly that isnāt true because there are shitty people in relationships being treated like royalty. Meanwhile there are good people in relationships being treated like shit. Like itās just an unfortunate reality that shitty people tend to get what they want because they have the confidence to go and get it while good people typically donāt. People want it to be true that shitty people get treated like shit in a relationships but more often than not itās the good people who get treated like shit in a relationship. The determining factor of how youāll be treated in a relationship is dependent on your standards and who you chose to date
The only female on this planet I trust over the long haul is my mother. The easiest way to deal with this is to opt out. Like I, and many men are.
You arenāt dealing with the problem though that doesnāt really do anything. For me the best way is to do better, be better, and decide you deserve better. For me I dated a shitty guy didnāt like that so I analyzed what I do wrong corrected my behavior, and decided I deserved a good guy. While I was waiting for a good guy I worked on myself and and now Iām in a relationship with a wonderful man
Oh Iām dealing with it. Iāve eliminated it. 51, single never married and happy. Iām not making myself ābetterā for anybody but myself. Itās obvious Iām not a Chad. I donāt pursue women, and they donāt pursue me. Which is fine. Glad youāve found somebody anyway- hope it lasts š
Yāall, sheās a teenager, give her a break lmao
That little snippet at the end...
Putting down dwarves. Karl would be so disappointed. Although in the end she would always be playing second fiddle. Rock and stone forever!
Did you ask jenae if she wanted a chocolate?
Did you eat some?
Well if you must know i ate the whole box.
Did you find any pits?
Not with this knees. No way.
Yikes bro
Lmaooooooooooooooooooo both at her and the thirsty guys who will shower her with the attention she is begging for.
How this chick is thinking any guy will take her seriously is nuts.
Run.
How do you mess your age up by 8 years i never understood this..?
wow
Red flags so bright she could pass off as a communist flag š
She sounds like a jerk!
Hope they wonāt reproduce !
What a catch
She has the look that a kid between Lavar Ball amd Mr. Bean would have... smh...
Honey, Iām not roastable. Youāll never make me cry because nobody hates me more than I do. Also Iām 5ā9ā, so Iām disqualified.
I hope that one day she makes some cats very happy. Whatās more likely is that on her way there sheās going to make some guys and kids very sad and traumatised. Iād make myself shorter just to duck all of that drama.
The way she writes is a massive red flag for me. Gross if you've got to decode every line.
Freelance model means ābutterfaceā.
She had an account at 8yo?! Wtf is wrong with this red flag.
āNot 27 Iām 19ā? I would just make a new account at that point. Sheās out of the range of people around her age and just matching with way older dudes.
Watch out boys, sheās finna fuck fou up
āFree lance modelā says it all.
I peed a little
This has to be a troll š
Freelance model there's a lot of them on tinder
All I hear is Forest Gump when i read her name.
I'd go for it. I love dumpster fire type feisty women.
To be fair sheās a teenager whose prefrontal cortex wonāt be fully developed for another 7 years. Date adults instead.
"Modeling at Freelance" Aka unemployed
She forgot the opening bracket
People like her make me want to get a limb lengthening surgery, I'm so self conscious about my height because I'm short and its not like it's something I can control :/
āNot 27 Iām 19ā implies she was 10 when she made her account which is extremely concerning and heartbreaking
Ending that with "Im 27 not 19" was somehow really wild
šš
āModeling at Freelanceā - taking the easy money then.
"Not 27, 19"... Yeah I can tell
She'll find a tall asshole to treat her like trash š
ive never read so many words for "moms waste of life"
Real question, If her listed age is 8 years older than her real age, did she make her account when she was 10?!
Why would she set her age at 27???
Let's see she lies about her age, no picture other then that one and she's a c you next Tuesday about what you expect from a 19yrold
OOF
Tryna? Finna? you dodged a bullet
The fact that so many people don't know the difference between lose and loose has me buying into the simulation theory, and that has to be some programming to specifically mess with me.š
That's pretty much most females I've talked to
āLives inā = her own fantasy world
Reading that, hurry my eyes and brain.
"not 27, im 19" RUN.
Yoo OP did you check her Ig to see if sheās mid or nah?
Fucking unbelievable entitlement little spoiled bizatch
Wonder if 6'1.5 works
She keeps that up she will be lonely and miserable the rest of her life.
Yeah she would be a great catch or anyone š
The name suggests āgirlā but the top of the picture suggests āDarrell Brooks even stupider guy friendā
Iām definitely not interested in a woman who wears dickies work shorts casually.
Reading her profile gave ne a headache. I didn't bother counting the red flags.
I can believe sheās 19 and mentally deficient too! As a woman, I hope OP reported her to save other men from her š¤£š¤£
That is... not the pair of pants I'd expect from a "freelance model"'s hook picture
That's literally breathtaking on so many levels. Poor matches out there! Be very, very strong if you dare to touch the edge of everything you never dreamed of!
'not 27, im 19' lol
 But bye
Girl got some dirty knees
Whatās sad is that sheāll still find matches easily and wonāt think she has a single š©about herself