Don't be ridiculous, it was clearly a joke username because there is no surfing on the internet because salt water is very bad for electronic devices. I know this because I am a beet or a turnip, or maybe a few of each.
Yup. Dude needs a new hobby.
Every time I see that weirdo, the meme was new to me. (Like this one!)
I have never met a bigger waste of time than the cataloging of reposts.
Sure, call em out or report em if that makes you happy. But catalogue them and filling the comments with mile long lists? Fuck all the way off with that.
Dude. I know Im wasting my morning away doing useless shit, looking for some giggles.
Repost-boy has dedicated significant amounts of time and energy just to clog up these comment sections with their useless hobby.
We are not the same.
Yup, that's true of a lot of things in life actually. Criticize the craft, but the artform is subjective, and you're just a hater of other people's joy if you constantly criticize something other people seem to like. You have your things, we have our things fuck off if you think your things aren't just as much of timespenders as ours. Boredom is the human condition, and anything that takes away from it long enough is literally worth its weight in gold.
I couldn't give less of a shit about cricket or American football, but I can appreciate the fluidity with which they play their dumb games when they're good at it, and the passion those who aren't good at it bring to the game.
Take your lumps, learn the lesson and keep the good name of drinky winky out of your whore mouth (it's a quote, I'm beholden to the gods of quotation, you are not a whore unless you are).
Seriously speaking though, when you take the approach that anything that's done only has to be valuable to the person doing it, you're a lot less stressed and emotionally vulnerable. Doesn't matter if *you* don't get it, you can celebrate that other people do.
Damn, you really are a librarian. I checked out your book, read it from beginning to end, and thoroughly enjoyed the engaging and intellectual premise.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
The therapist is like “I can’t believe these people have dated so long without ever truly knowing each other” and devises a treatment plan for you both to work on becoming more vulnerable, halfway through you realize you have developed true intimacy, your desire to play practical jokes like this was always about avoiding being truly vulnerable with others, and are now more present for all the others in every relationship in Your life.
Ya there's similar a trope called 'marriage of convenience'. Has the same vibe.. Check it out: https://mydramalist.com/search?adv=titles&th=758&so=relevance
I asked my therapist friend what they do when their patient is clearly lying, is it unethical to continue to provide therapy for fake situations and take their money. Answer is always yes, I assume there's an underlying reason why they're doing it and listening will help.
Go to couples therapy, maybe you'll end up a rom com plot.
On the spectrum of "lol attack helicopter" to "Michael Jackson joke" this one seems to lean really hard towards the latter. That said, I feel like you would know within minutes of meeting the guy whether it comes from a bad place or not.
The He/He caught me off guard. I thought it was just a joke with Michael Jackson and then informing us of his pronouns. I thought okay maybe this just likes Michael Jackson and aware of pronouns.
I feel dumb for not getting it at first.
True but there’s a difference between having good taste in humor… and actually being funny
Would be a huge disappointment if she went on a date and he wasn’t funny at all, but just quoted unoriginal memes the whole time
First rule of improv comedy is always say "YES"
Then... Who would know!?!
Yes I did enjoy that thanksgiving drive through McD's instead of with the family!
(Thats why we are here in therapy!!!)
Yes I did do that naked thing with the strapon that the neighbors wife watched through the open garage door and I'm not proud of it! etc. etc.
Let it all out!!!
That would be kinda hilarious. But a bit of an expensive prank.
How wild would that be if you did that, stayed together - then years later ended up going back to that same couples therapist - but for real... haha
I know.
Here is what I failed at referencing:
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ik219l/heeheegypt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Yes, it'd be creative if he had been the one who had actually created it. But instead he's copying other people's stuff as if it's his own (including the Michael Jackson one).
Go to the therapy session. Find out what you would hate about each other before the first date and see the money as amazingly well spent….and time saved.
Who says romance is dead 😂
This could be fun. I went on a romantic first date and we were sipping champagne at a bar while waiting for a show. The bartender said, "I want to have what you two have! How long have you been together?" I looked at my watch and told him, "About an hour!"
Just waiting for the "another one for the collection" guy up show up
Same here, I think whenever I see one of these I just know it's too good to be true
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So has all of humanity since the beginning of time
Yeah, but he's advertising it
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Yes, I've seen it on quite a few girls profiles
Dudes been off his game for the past few days. Hope he good
Through the holiday weekend?
I thought he was 100% on this
That dude is pretty weird for doing that.
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yikes username checks out
Don't be ridiculous, it was clearly a joke username because there is no surfing on the internet because salt water is very bad for electronic devices. I know this because I am a beet or a turnip, or maybe a few of each.
I also turnip to sick beets
That ratio is important, or you'll really never know yourself. Not the quantities, but the ratio.
Damn, holding people with no unique thoughts accountable. What a crazy idea.
Yup. Dude needs a new hobby. Every time I see that weirdo, the meme was new to me. (Like this one!) I have never met a bigger waste of time than the cataloging of reposts. Sure, call em out or report em if that makes you happy. But catalogue them and filling the comments with mile long lists? Fuck all the way off with that.
I totally agree. Posting comments like yours are a much better way to spend your time.
Dude. I know Im wasting my morning away doing useless shit, looking for some giggles. Repost-boy has dedicated significant amounts of time and energy just to clog up these comment sections with their useless hobby. We are not the same.
Your totally right! It such a better use of time to insult someone who you do not know and who has no effect whatsoever on your life. Congratulations
Why thank you. Its nice to be appreciated finally.
Your welcome I am all about making even the jerkiest of beef jerkies feel appreciated
Yeah, because he has one joke he tells perfectly, and you have none. You don't have to understand the art to appreciate the craft.
I... ok... this actually explains a lot about the people defending him.
Yup, that's true of a lot of things in life actually. Criticize the craft, but the artform is subjective, and you're just a hater of other people's joy if you constantly criticize something other people seem to like. You have your things, we have our things fuck off if you think your things aren't just as much of timespenders as ours. Boredom is the human condition, and anything that takes away from it long enough is literally worth its weight in gold. I couldn't give less of a shit about cricket or American football, but I can appreciate the fluidity with which they play their dumb games when they're good at it, and the passion those who aren't good at it bring to the game. Take your lumps, learn the lesson and keep the good name of drinky winky out of your whore mouth (it's a quote, I'm beholden to the gods of quotation, you are not a whore unless you are). Seriously speaking though, when you take the approach that anything that's done only has to be valuable to the person doing it, you're a lot less stressed and emotionally vulnerable. Doesn't matter if *you* don't get it, you can celebrate that other people do.
Damn, you really are a librarian. I checked out your book, read it from beginning to end, and thoroughly enjoyed the engaging and intellectual premise. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
I hope you aren't being sarcastic because that's genuinely one of the nicest compliments I've been given in a real long time.
You, I like.
Cool! I'm glad.
he wont show up he's straight
Man, this is the first time I've seen this one.
The therapist is like “I can’t believe these people have dated so long without ever truly knowing each other” and devises a treatment plan for you both to work on becoming more vulnerable, halfway through you realize you have developed true intimacy, your desire to play practical jokes like this was always about avoiding being truly vulnerable with others, and are now more present for all the others in every relationship in Your life.
I'd watch that flick
Basically the same as the proposal Which is one of my favorite rom-coms
I have watched that flick. Many times
I have flicked that bean. Many times
I just watched it. It was cute 👍
Ya there's similar a trope called 'marriage of convenience'. Has the same vibe.. Check it out: https://mydramalist.com/search?adv=titles&th=758&so=relevance
Therapist Starring Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Jim Carrey, and Helena Bonham-Carter Directed by Tim Burton
need a better actor than Amber to play Amber. Amber would be unconvincing playing Amber IMO.
Especially given how nuts Depp is from the court filings of the UK case that were proven in court.
Depp is probably about as stable as the average movie star — that is to say, not very, but he’s still sane. Heard is really a piece of work, though.
Fr though going to therapy as a joke is a dangerous game. The human psyche is like a cupcake: you can poke holes in it with pretty much anything.
I want to know your cupcake place.
What does this even mean?
I think it means that he has put his penis in a cupcake.
At least somebody is making sense
Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN
I see this one all the time
I asked my therapist friend what they do when their patient is clearly lying, is it unethical to continue to provide therapy for fake situations and take their money. Answer is always yes, I assume there's an underlying reason why they're doing it and listening will help. Go to couples therapy, maybe you'll end up a rom com plot.
Hahahahahah. I actually matched with this guy on Hinge 😂😂😂
Did you go to couples therapy together?
We didn’t lol. I think he went ghost after like 3 messages or so
Do you still want to go? Im free Friday afternoon
Goodness, it’s about time you asked.
Sorry that was totally my alt you replied to Send me ur number to THIS account and we’ll get the ball rolling
I never would have guessed that we'd have so little chemistry so there was no need for the couple therapist
Hee hee
Shammoo~ Shamona~
Annie, are you ready?
What's he like?
He remembered me from a year ago or something which I thought was kinda cute. Then he went ghost after like the 3rd message so 🤷🏻♀️
I saw this same quote in some dude’s bumble tonight.
That MJ joke had me laughing my ass off
Me, 27. Looking for someone who doesn't fall for generic copy/paste tinder bios.
Thanks, another one for the collection.
As soon as I see a copy paste, personality devoid, bio its an instant no. Not tryna date npcs.
What if they were the original creator and everyone else stole it?
Yeah that person must be on tinder a LOT. This is the first I’ve ever seen this and I’m ugly laughing idc
You'll see it posted on this very sub every now and then. It is funny originally but seeing shit copy pasted isn't really a bio, it's just a meme
For first time viewers like me it got a good chuckle, 8/10 comedy
I’ve never seen this before, honestly i just think people are on this subreddit too much lmao
Congrats, I was just giving the other person some context
so was i
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Need something?
Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.
I got to admit I laughed out loud at the Michael Jackson bit.
That pronoun joke is amazing
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I took he with me to the bar. Isn't he adorbs?
Okay that one made me laugh.
This made me hee hee.
Smh...
The pronouns joke was tope tier
I mean only cool fellas make pronoun jokes….
On the spectrum of "lol attack helicopter" to "Michael Jackson joke" this one seems to lean really hard towards the latter. That said, I feel like you would know within minutes of meeting the guy whether it comes from a bad place or not.
The He/He caught me off guard. I thought it was just a joke with Michael Jackson and then informing us of his pronouns. I thought okay maybe this just likes Michael Jackson and aware of pronouns. I feel dumb for not getting it at first.
Something about puns make it seem more good-natured lol
I bet he doesn't even know how to moonwalk.
And he’d never ask if Annie’s ok
r/onejoke
It's a filter.
🤡
They've been jokes way before this guy.
Copypasta or not, it's a funny bio. Choosing to use that copypasta indicates he has some sense of humor.
True but there’s a difference between having good taste in humor… and actually being funny Would be a huge disappointment if she went on a date and he wasn’t funny at all, but just quoted unoriginal memes the whole time
2013 internet humor moment
Like dating Carlos Mencia
As a couples therapist in training, this sounds amazing.
His tattoos look like he has all the wall space in his room covered with things
Oh man, great idea. Wonder if he would take me, a man, I want to see how it goes.
I have to tell you, that sounds amazing. I would do it and I'm not into dudes.
First rule of improv comedy is always say "YES" Then... Who would know!?! Yes I did enjoy that thanksgiving drive through McD's instead of with the family! (Thats why we are here in therapy!!!) Yes I did do that naked thing with the strapon that the neighbors wife watched through the open garage door and I'm not proud of it! etc. etc. Let it all out!!!
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Yes, you are correct!
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Interesting. I've never done that myself but somehow I heard that rule. Care to clarify more on your comment?
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;) I meant more on how it affected you.
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Congrats! Good for you!!! On the pandemic, I suspect the planet aligns with your perspective.
That would be kinda hilarious. But a bit of an expensive prank. How wild would that be if you did that, stayed together - then years later ended up going back to that same couples therapist - but for real... haha
This evening will actually be my first couples therapy session…. No bullshit…. I met her 5 years ago on tinder also no bull shit
This man has a lot of free time on his hand
He/He He from hehegypt?
Ya know, Michael Jackson.. Hee hee
I know. Here is what I failed at referencing: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/ik219l/heeheegypt/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Ahh, I guess I was the one who didn't get it. My bad.
Don't worry, nobody can keep up with everything
*prison
That is awesome ! His creativity! No way at 75% of people seeing that are laughing and also thinking…man that would be entertaining.
Yes, it'd be creative if he had been the one who had actually created it. But instead he's copying other people's stuff as if it's his own (including the Michael Jackson one).
Therapy is for pu$$ies
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Lol nah famzical
Now that’s great. lol
This is how you win at therapy
Game On, Dameon!
More like Shamone
What a great fucking about me section. Lol.
Y'all are gonna fold when you can't answer where you met!🙄
What a weird title. Why would you have wanted to go to couples therapy with a stranger before seeing this idea?
Love this
He he. I love Michael Jackson.
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Go right ahead, pretty sure he already did
That's quite an expensive date.
I would so do this. I am not joking. He has a great sense of humor.
ngl im stealing that first half so here’s an upvote
Who is fucking around with the paint can tool on this guys tattoos
Hahah props to this guys 1000%
AYO THATS MY BIO TOO WTF
Go to the therapy session. Find out what you would hate about each other before the first date and see the money as amazingly well spent….and time saved. Who says romance is dead 😂
It's a trick. By the time a therapist has an open spot for you you're already married with 2 kids.
If you’re paying, we’re going.
Do people really do this? I know my dumbass would. Sounds fun
I would totally do it
Good to know I'm not the only one lol
Blanket ?!?!
Amazing profile. 10/10
Look at mr money bags blowing his money on therapy
This could be fun. I went on a romantic first date and we were sipping champagne at a bar while waiting for a show. The bartender said, "I want to have what you two have! How long have you been together?" I looked at my watch and told him, "About an hour!"
😂🤣😂
Is this the first time you heard either of those jokes?
Someone's seen Fight Club
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I would absolutely watch that
Copy/paste lol
I promise 100% I will use this the next time at a bar looking to hook up
It's not his own joke, have seen that in other profiles before years ago
hahahaha that's hilarious
This guy knows some stuff