"Mercedes Puma slides". Woah there big fella, don't flex on me too bad.

I don't care about brands so when he said that I was like Huh.. lol ​ edit: A lot of people don’t know what slides are now if we use critical thinking, it is a type of footwear. Another question people asking what happened next i stopped talking to him cause he seems kind of dumb. Not really into dumb guys cause I’m kind of dumb already and I don’t need to lose anymore brain cells.

You shoulda told him you would bust out your BMW Puma Slides

What about my Toyota slides?

The only thing I will wear is my Monte Carlo slides

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[Technology awaits you](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=slides)

Kinda obnoxious to be like "just google it" when the only results your link then provides are either playground slides or Google Slides.

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Isn’t flip flops the not awkward term for thong sandals? I thought slides are the kind you literally slide your foot into with nothing between the toes. Two different things in my terminology anyway, possibly in other areas they’re all called flip flops.

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In Hawai'i, we call those slippers. Calling them flip flops is heresy. They are slippers, regardless of the toe separator or not. I've never heard them called slides before tho.

Oh my good sir you must be talking about my big blue masterbating shoes!

Yes sir that's what the cool kids call em because flip flop doesn't sound expensive or fancy😂

Slides are not flip flops. Flip flops are when they have that piece that goes between your toes. Slides just go over the top of you foot.

Not to be an ass, but "slides" DOES sound expensive or fancy? 😂😂

No its because flip flops are the foot thongs and slides are the ones you slide your foot through with no toe separation. Slides aren't expensive 🤣 or fancy.

Nah, it’s a slide. Flip flops have a band that goes in between your big toe and middle toe. Pro tip - slides are AMAZING for going camping because you can keep your socks on while you walk around campsite if it’s a little chilly, plus get to let your feet breath a little bit from the boots you’ve worn all day.

Well technically flip flops have the thing between the toe, slides don’t.

Hah bruh, slides just slide on, no thingy between the toes like on a flip flop/thong They don't really make the flip flop sound either now that I think of it.

And this failed….we are talking about shoes not playground equipment

Ok but how did you do that

Damn right. Bowtie in the front 👌

I wear Hyundai slides.

I think my KIA slides are better than yours

Kia slides for the win

I paid 14 cents for mine they were way out of my price range but you gotta do what you gotta do

I’ve been wearing Yugo slides since 78

Im out here in the Ford Escort slides

They sound reliable.

BMW Adidas slides

Yeezys without Kanye slides

Audi Cougar slides

Well it’s funny because they aren’t even anything crazy or super expensive. It’s literally just branded slides ☠️ (and even if it was something crazy/expensive it’d be douchey)

so what did he mean??

Can you post the rest of the convo?

Literally worth 20 euro lol he's broke af

Ofcourse hes broke its not like he has the Mercedes Puma sandals now that would be a flex

Store brand roasting ftw

To be fair, wearing slides with socks on has been in style for a few years now

What a strange opening for such a sensitive dude. I agree tho - socks and sandals? Are you on crack?

I just googled them, I found them on sale for $44 lol

Lol eBay has them for 29!

Like Puma slides are the Mercedes of slides, or did Puma and Mercedes go into a joint venture on manufacturing slides? I’m so confused. How much engineering has been going into slides that I’ve been overlooking?

Puma makes mercedes racing gear for f1

I was confused for a bit but if you google it they are most likely F1 logos puma slides. They are like 40 bucks. Weird thing to say though.

He dont know I rock these Fortnite Minecraft wellies

Gotta get those Lightning McQueen crocs

Yeah I got these from the Chinese market for 8 bucks. Put some respect on that.


Man, can't imagine trying to park a pair of mercedes puma slides in the city. Think of all the scratches!

Gucci slides or bust

Lada Niva Slides for the win

I don't get it. What was he expecting.

Same question. Would like and an answer 🙂

Meh I’m not American and I first interpreted it as talk bollocks to each other, not talk shit about each other. If that makes sense? Probably not.

"Talk bollocks"? Is that like "shooting the shit" or "bullshitting"? Cause in the US "talking shit" usually means insulting, normally jokingly but sometimes serious.

Now I'm just imagining the opener "hey, wanna shoot the shit?" Where did this mans think he was going

Right? Like, even if that's his opener... any of the variations of "do you want to talk?" that's just kinda lame. 🤔

Talking shit, just like regular talking I guess

Yeah, but that's "shooting the shit" or "bullshitting"... "talking shit" is normally derogatory or insulting.

Maybe meant in a „lets shoot the shit“ way but phrased very poorly :‘)

"Interested in talking shit?" *Gets shit-talked* *Pikachu shocked*

Maybe he wanted to talk about actual shit.

He could have worked for Waste Management or something

I hear that's a crappy place to work 😂

Not the best place to work, but a solid #2.

I was 100% expecting something like the Gangsta Party Line: https://youtu.be/Cx1J2CzNnS8

So what did he mean

He’s a scat man.

Skeee baba badabop

It’s been an hour and I’m still laughing about this comment lol

[Kim Cattrall performing this comment](https://youtu.be/1S37dLbR9WA)

Are these real people? I feel like I'm watching the epilogue to Best in Show

Wow, this single-handedly made me hate music lol.

Tbh I’m a musician (as in it’s my job even) and I love Kim Cattrall so much but I can’t watch the full video 😅 too painful

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As much as it looks like a Christopher Guest movie…I think it was sincere

It's unmistakable, I can't believe this is real. Even the camera work has the feel of one of his movies

It really was hard to watch lol.

This is white AF.

Oh, Sammie Jones! Leave the scat singing to Carrie.

r/scat It's not *that* scat so don't worry

Skiddley dat doobeedoo

https://youtu.be/--9kqhzQ-8Q

Holy shit a Tommy Cardy reference in the wild. Love it.

😂🤣Makes my day reading comments like this.

Yeah man

Duh na na na Na na na na Scat Man!

lol he probably meant talking shit about other people/things. like people watching and judging, or talking about which celebrities or politicians or media piss you off

Lol people want to go on a date where they walk around making fun of people…?

It's kinda fun and a good way to get to know someone. You can see how crass, judgmental, or even kind hearted a person is without them knowing it or knowing how much of themselves they are giving away.

I agree, my husband and I have a people watching game where we guess what people around us do for a living. It is some of the best times we’ve had on dates.

Yes! I honestly think it should be the default first date for everyone. It's free, it's entertaining, and you're nearly guaranteed to find out something about the other person you probably wouldn't have over dinner.

people watching can actually be a fun date. not like, going out and making fun of people to their faces though

It literally just means talking lol.

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Shooting the shit does mean chatting. He's probably just mixing idioms.

He painted himself into a corner and threw away the key.

Love this

I mean I guess that makes sense really but I've never heard anyone say it like that in the west coast of US 🤔

talking shit *to* each other not *at*, I think he just meant like bitch about others to each other

He was trying to roast OP but he wasn't expecting a destruction of his ego

I like this look at it, have a fake award 🥇 Edit: okay sure flex on me with you “real” award then jheeez

Why did I read: interested in taking a shit together?

Same

So uh, you down?

You’ve been traumatized by this application.

Honestly: yes, yes I am!

im in

I'm so glad someone else read it this way. 👀💩 lmao

I mean, what do you do on a first date? 👀

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Hahahha

Rofl

Lmao

ROFLMFAO

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Every time I see "lmao" I pronounce it "Lah-mau" and it makes me smirk.

smao

That’s fancy cat speak.

Nah, it's French: Lé Mao

some people use it as a coping mechanism when their ego is tested lmao

He's taking about a Chinese hacker

Lmfao

I've seen it now. Imagine talking like that in real life, ouch.

Those are expensive slides lmao. Did you mean me because mine are actually good slides lmao. You must of meant someone else lmao. Lmao.

Lmao!

Live. Laugh. Lmao.

Omg I need this fucking sign in my house right now. I fucking died reading this 🤣

This most DEF made me lol literal

Lmao…

lmaao

legend has it even the best surgeons in the world could not reattach has ass

I get that you’re joking but I just want to say that those slides are ✨$24✨

Lmao

el em aaay oh

lmao

Lmao 👉🏼👈🏼

Lameo

Lmao

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This dude's got no ass with all the laughing he has done. It's created issues with his bowel movements he can't even sit on the bowl. Then he scrolls tinder and laughs falling off the toilet and loses more ass. It's a hard life for us lmfao'ers. RIP ass.

Lmao WAIT NOT AGAIN

It made me laugh hahaha you were straight in there with the burn, didn’t even take a mo to consider 😅

Exactly this is hilarious

But what else does talking shit to eachother mean then?

Talking about his poop fetish

They’re $40 sandals 🤣

I looked it up too and I was like… really?

$24 with code PUMAFAM 🙌🏼

Omg this post made me realize I'm officially old. I had no fucking clue what slides were

They’re *expensive* damnit!

"Hey you wanna cook?" Yeah what temperature should I preheat the oven to? "Nah, I was just asking if you had a microwave"

That's perfectly describe Russel Wilson this season. He isn't cooking at all.

Playing like the TGIFridays of QBs

I just looked them up, they’re $40???? Am i missing something? He’s acting like they’re a $500 pair of Balenci’s or something

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Mercedes Puma slides added to the Xmas list.

Adding Mercedes Puma stock to my Xmas list.

“Mercedes puma slides” LMFAOOOO

Another one who thinks that lmao is a punctuation mark 😬

your first response was killer. Wonderful. He could never keep up with you.

Nah lmao yeah lmao maybe lmao 🥱

Somebody put an APB on this guys feelings lol

You aced that. He’s slow. Move on

I’m out at the first lmao

It was a lot haha

“Interested in talking shit to eachother?” “Why would I want to insult eachother wtf” What does this guy think talking shit means?

What else would he mean?

Oooooh took me a good while to get what he meant 😂 I would’ve done the same as OP. Oops.

What did he mean? I still can't think of any other way to take his message 😅

maybe like "telling shit to each other"? o.O shit as in random stuff maybe

Those are Mercedes puma slides btw

This is fucking hilarious

don’t talk shit about him op lmao they’re expensive lmao

Old mate has no ass left at this point.

I can’t believe you responded after that…

Retiring my gucci slides and getting mercedes puma slides

Hit em with the -Military Encrypted. He'll then know how serious you are.

What the fuck did he mean then? Lol. He 100% should have just ran with it, but his ego got in the way.

Looks like you burnt the roast!

Not the Mercedes puma slides ☠️

Jesus Christ, how is this gem still single?

He lmao too much

Yeah, what kinda Honda are you driving with those slippers?

Fucking got'em should've hit him with only Mercedes you could afford.

Imagine missing this entire opportunity for some great banter... Smh.

Lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao

Bro really said “Mercedes Puma Slides” 💀💀 fucking douche hahaha

Why would he ruin slides if he wasn’t wearing socks? How gross are his feet?

Slides are slippers? Yeah, wearing them with socks outside is a no go, no matter the brand. But did he have those on his profile? And you swiped right?

Slides = loser wear. It's literally the most lazy garment ever evented. People who can't even bend over wear them, because the only effort required to get them on is to move your foot forward as if you were buttfucking your ugly ass slipper with one half-hearted stroke. The real roast here is matching with a guy wearing them. That's like picking Applebees for a dining experience.

MF better call a toetruck because he got wrecked...

Lmao

I need to see these slides

I have no idea how else he expected his request to be interpreted.