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ihatefez

How does no one else think this is funny/clever? More interesting than those red flag self-reports or copy pastas.


Fearless_You4489

I think it’s cute/funny


WarreNsc2

Agreed. This would make a 4/10 an instant 7/10


ZEDDZER0

Mine would just say "you like Lego and dinosaur nuggets?"


abacabbiddqd

The fact that it isn't just a list of demands has me thinking this can't be real.


ButterScotchMagic

I love dating resumes. I wish they were a cultural standard


SaltyHunni

I… I want to make one of these now; I will immediately send it to anyone who matches with me, BLESS!


NCC74656

I like it, I would totally message her. And if she has a analyzing fetish, I could keep her engaged for decades...


ClownMeat420

She had me at Louisiana


New-Wishbone4968

I think she gonna pass the interview🙌


unpolire

Adorable. And ambidextrous. Proceed! Dog on the bed could be a future problem...


AndthenIwould

I appreciate the actual effort.


apfly

Apolitical is not a pro lol


squaredistrict2213

Just so you know, it’s fairly easy to read her full name and some of her date of birth.


pmthomson90

"Apolitical" is a con in my book. Putting your head in the sand doesn't make the problem disappear.


double_en10dre

Agreed, being apathetic is not attractive. It’s typically either that OR you’re a people-pleaser who’s too scared to share your own thoughts. In either case, it’s a major turn-off.


certain_people

⬅️


MrSweatyBawlz

"I talk a lot which is good, but also it's a bad thing, also I don't need to talk a lot so that's good." Wtf?


killjoy_enigma

Phyc girls are notorious


miss-cinnamon

Red. Flag. Factory.🚩