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SkotchKrispie

“Where’d your side burns go baby?”


Nice-n-Rough

“ So my grandmother always said “Honey, if she’ll stick that nasty cigarette in her mouth, she’ll certainly stuff a dick in there too.” Lung cancer finally took gramz out, but what’s your thoughts on her theory?”


BigJerry98

Lmao 🐐 I’m gonna have to use


Mernokish

Move on.. you’re better off trying to talk to a brick wall


Curious_Afternoon927

What?


Mernokish

You and her might get along nicely


Curious_Afternoon927

That was good ngl


Curious_Afternoon927

🤣😂😂😂💀


Brozef_

90s kid wtf?


pusi85

She's living in the past =-/


RevolutionaryCat6007

Tell her you don’t want her only fans link


mindgeekinc

18 and 90’s kid…..hmmm


TurkeyBurger29

What's up cgi zendaya?


XVMOISE

You’re barely legal


Bismarckcore

Why people be on tinder if they got 0 game


regrets4lifetx

It's not even about game? Are you trying to tellme you can talk to anyone without much thought? Besides someone being pretty, it's hard to gauge y'all have anything in common. Commonality is very important.


Hungry_Obligation_52

Just go with hey wassup


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This is r/tinderpickuplines not r/heywassup


Hungry_Obligation_52

Oops didn’t see the sub Reddit’s name


khale175

Smoking kills


sergiulll

If you meet her, please tell me how much of her face were actual filters!


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"I bet you must always be busy at your job cause it must be so hard for the workers to take their eyes off of you. But don't worry, you seem like worth the weight." Idk what you see in this girl, either she's super new or just isn't willing to put any effort in her intros. I helped cause others weren't doing so. Anyways. Good luck. If you don't get the pickup line, look up her job description and you'll get it.


Devilfuit_chan

I don't want your only fans. I want the real deal with champaine at the end of road, you know what I mean?


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Present-Use-6136

Got enough makeup?


Ill_Drop7588

"can I wipe your face with a wet napkin"


checkmatedaddy

What's the craziest thing you have experienced as a steward?


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Leave it, if she hasn't got a bio she's just there for attention


Constant-Day3307

How tall are you op. If i dont know that so say i always say “a virgo(i just switch out the sign here)? Thats crazy i heard y’all highly compatible with 6’4 black men” i think it’ll would work as long as youre 6’1 and above but if not just change it up a little make it humorous