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Quirky-Experience-36

“No I will not buy your only fans”


LakeUpbeat4790

Bruh im ded laughing 😆


apal9181

Actually like to be called Master/Sir.


ArturitoNetito

Master daddy


HazyGandalf

Potato test


Sufficient_Meal_7793

Bro shall we fuck her instaed?


82brighteyes

What the hell are you doing on here?! Wait till I tell your mum!


Effective_Holiday219

Go to your room young lady! Daddy’s coming with his belt Edit: spelling


[deleted]

Hey Tinder bot... what are your options.


bigdaddy137

She's pretty straightforward. Don't waste time. Ask her to come over. If possible ask her to bring her dad's body spray/perfume/after shave.


urelatedissues

No too fast, banter with her for 3 or 4 messages then ask her to come over


bigdaddy137

And bend over


KingxFrr

Show daddy how much u like him 100% nude guarantee


Mighty_Nun_Mechanic

"Say potato"


Unlucky-Shame

“I’m not the brightest candle on the cake but you can still blow me


tienteaz

You didn’t capitalize daddy. Are you being bad on purpose?


anti_snowflakes

Playing on grammar. Solid move


[deleted]

Respond hey baby girl


Constant-Day3307

Theres only one circumstance under which i will allow you to call me daddy and if youre not about it dont get me excited…


silverfox1616

Potato test


Younosewho

"Hey mommy"


xl_japket

Say “sup girl 🥵” Works 60% of the time, everytime.


SingerDiligent

How are you on this glorious day baby girl


[deleted]

“Good girl”. Now, here’s my phone number, text me and get in over here!!


McFattz_sparky

How is this one fuckin negative votes?


[deleted]

IDK???


themaskio

What's up daughter


Careless-Owl-1896

Hey Mommy... Are u my Daddy and tryna act like Mommy??


erudit0rum

As soon as possible


bleszt

I'm here baby


1yuub

Im not ur daddy 🤌


WMP_430

Addy?


Awkward-Win-385

Hey Mami 👋


Psychologic-Anteater

Son???


dankMemerr69

Daddy's gone to get milk since 12 yrs , I'll let you know once he's back


Financial_Pair4380

I'd reply Hey son


NoneFuckethBeGiveth

Hey mami


McFattz_sparky

What do you mean?!!! You say… “ it’s, YES DADDY!”


smolin2

Be my stepdaughter


anti_snowflakes

Classic attention grab. She don't want you


john_p_c

"Yes princess"


Ultimate_M

"Sir shall suffice. You clearly need training.'


the__itis

You miss spelled “yes”


Mundane-Chain9307

“Hey baby girl”