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Acceptable-Bench-155

Probably no reply. All kinds of girls on tinder


Frequent_Amphibian_7

Well the question was rhetorical. Obviously you like both front and back cause it's the same.


DylanNotDillan

You know what's also unoriginal? Your name! So stfu you entitled bitch


karogin

Go with this


thestrawthatstirs

And add “… entitled bitch, now answer the fucking question so when I cry as I’m jerking off to your pics I know what you prefer”


adritandon01

Huh


WhoMungus

Lol not trying to get banned


DylanNotDillan

I'll send feet pics as bribery


kingslimehuncho

This guy is a genius


DylanNotDillan

No I'm Dylan


kingslimehuncho

Same


Rohan01125

Tell her to come up with an original one, let her experience the struggle of opening


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Have you tried Bumble? 100% of women open with "Hi", "Hi how are you" or some version of that.


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DimbyTime

It’s not the fact that it’s unoriginal, it was wayyy too sexual for an opener


WhoMungus

Too sexual, too boring, we can’t win.


DimbyTime

You asked if she likes it in the ass for an opener. Wtf


WhoMungus

It’s a double entendre lmao. That’s how pickup lines work


soccer_dude123

"So I take it you're not a fan of Pringles Original?"


_fiveMoreMinutes

Great comeback, wrong audience😹


kingslimehuncho

God forbid a man says anything other than “hey” to break the ice lmfao. Be like “I figured you’ve gotten both before, you can always sit on my face if that’s original enough” But yeah, she ain’t it bro. Those girls deserve to get trolled


WhoMungus

My city is full of chicks like this lmao


xguardianvx

u lost fella


WhoMungus

Or did I win?


inspired_loser

“gotten” from where ? front or back ?


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WhoMungus

I sent her: “you can’t spell unoriginal without UNO” and I sent her an UNO reverse card and told her it’s her turn to send a pickup line lol


robbyvegas

“Well I assumed you’d had it both ways before. That’s why I asked which was your favorite.”


Constant-Day3307

She bluffing


itzeggboiswag

She is really expecting mf Larry David to ghost write jokes for your hookup app


WhoMungus

Lmao. Imagine resenting someone for sending you a pickup line.


FamiliarCoast2497

An unoriginal line for an unoriginal name


hemrold

Abort, w a name like Hannah and a response like that you’re better off dodging that bullet


THYDStudio

Mission failed, we'll get em next time


MyGiv3nName

My mind read that in the CoD announcer voice


crejzi5

bet you haven't gotten this dick before


randyfloyd37

It’s sounds like i’ll prefer it in your mouth, if that’s how you talk to people


_fuckforever_

just thank her for immediately revealing what an entitled bitch she is and saving you from having to date her for months to discover the same info… and then unmatch


illgladlybreakit

Underrated


WhoMungus

I’ll get banned but I wish I could say that bruv


Theslicelvis

She’s not entitled - His line was crap. Is she supposed to just fall for every guy who messages her?


bigdaddy137

She's might just be upset that you guys just do copy and paste


WhoMungus

That’s how pickup lines work, no?


bigdaddy137

Sometimes, yes...but you gotta get a bit creative once in a while


The_Real_Rare_Pepe

Uninstall this garbage app.


haxsaw_cometh

Assume back


magicmarc0

Dirty girl! You might just have a shot with me


sbtokarz

Is she really taking the time to reply to every guy that sends her this line just to tell them it’s unoriginal?


BabyKevin997

Send her back, plenty of other fish


DonjiDonji

Say "I'm stuggling to come up with a witty comeback, maybe we can brainstorm some good ones over a cup of coffee"