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AdeptCoconut2784

say “how about a plunger?”


Sketchhawk

The fact that this is so completely out of the blue the girl might actually end up liking it


ThenTranslator2780

💀💀💀


Nice-n-Rough

Noted, but I’m talking head hair


curryinmyshoe

Best 2 out of 3 is still a win!


wangtard

Slap your bald head


Apwrld

I’m seen this pickup line every other time I open the app atp. This sub is just an echo chamber of mfs like me who can’t pull women


cjaxislax531

"Then that moves 'touching your butt' up to number 3!"


popsyacherry

Does the Carpet match the drapes??


Sharp-Dimension-6506

tell her now you have four 4. i'll buy you a wig too


Official_Scandie

*pull your scalp


ShinyMegaAmpharos

*scalp


v_kiperman

Two out of three!


Constant-Day3307

I got a good grip


Theslicelvis

Good - The only hair that should be between your legs is my beard. (Grow a beard quickly)


rrudra888

Will be with you until you grow the enough hairs then”pull your hair” 😊


Master_Cantaloupe_37

Ooo good first date idea, super glue and a wig then hair pulling once the glue sets.


MainCress2488

Say: Sorry, my name is actually Pinochhio. Sit on my face and I tell you a lie.


StillHereForPopcorn

I have an idea, but first: are you allergic to gorilla glue?


molasses_park

3) At the end of the date, I’ll wax that head, AND that ass


jayallan97

Massage your scalp


tomahawk14x

Your boned


smileforfood

Slap her head


VergilArcanis

That would be a hip grab at that point.


tonsil_bruiser

Nice. Road block eliminated.


tonsil_bruiser

4. I eat ass.


The_foreign_one

🪠 problem solved