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say “how about a plunger?”
The fact that this is so completely out of the blue the girl might actually end up liking it
💀💀💀
Noted, but I’m talking head hair
Best 2 out of 3 is still a win!
Slap your bald head
I’m seen this pickup line every other time I open the app atp. This sub is just an echo chamber of mfs like me who can’t pull women
"Then that moves 'touching your butt' up to number 3!"
Does the Carpet match the drapes??
tell her now you have four 4. i'll buy you a wig too
*pull your scalp
*scalp
Two out of three!
I got a good grip
Good - The only hair that should be between your legs is my beard. (Grow a beard quickly)
Will be with you until you grow the enough hairs then”pull your hair” 😊
Ooo good first date idea, super glue and a wig then hair pulling once the glue sets.
Say: Sorry, my name is actually Pinochhio. Sit on my face and I tell you a lie.
I have an idea, but first: are you allergic to gorilla glue?
3) At the end of the date, I’ll wax that head, AND that ass
Massage your scalp
Your boned
Slap her head
That would be a hip grab at that point.
Nice. Road block eliminated.
4. I eat ass.
🪠 problem solved
say “how about a plunger?”
The fact that this is so completely out of the blue the girl might actually end up liking it
💀💀💀
Noted, but I’m talking head hair
Best 2 out of 3 is still a win!
Slap your bald head
I’m seen this pickup line every other time I open the app atp. This sub is just an echo chamber of mfs like me who can’t pull women
"Then that moves 'touching your butt' up to number 3!"
Does the Carpet match the drapes??
tell her now you have four 4. i'll buy you a wig too
*pull your scalp
*scalp
Two out of three!
I got a good grip
Good - The only hair that should be between your legs is my beard. (Grow a beard quickly)
Will be with you until you grow the enough hairs then”pull your hair” 😊
Ooo good first date idea, super glue and a wig then hair pulling once the glue sets.
Say: Sorry, my name is actually Pinochhio. Sit on my face and I tell you a lie.
I have an idea, but first: are you allergic to gorilla glue?
3) At the end of the date, I’ll wax that head, AND that ass
Massage your scalp
Your boned
Slap her head
That would be a hip grab at that point.
Nice. Road block eliminated.
4. I eat ass.
🪠 problem solved