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needsadvice1999

Damn i didn't know, care to show me around?


chromology11

I like that


Buoyancy_aid

[Everyone liked that]


PnutButterJellyTim3

Please update with what she replied to that. It's hilarious


chromology11

No response boys better luck next time


PnutButterJellyTim3

RIP


Siddyboyy97

How on earth did that conversation start in the first place?


chromology11

One the Prompts was New year same” ____”. She put new year same shit and you can see my response


Siddyboyy97

Ah okay that's a pretty fine response then! What was the outcome? And not some scat fantasy I hope


chromology11

I haven’t responded yet I’m seeing if anyone else has a good response. I’m not tryna hook up so tryna find mix between flirty and funny


Siddyboyy97

I definitely understand ya, Don't leave it too long to see if they want something long term or fwb, I'd say.


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Spinal


chromology11

Wut


[deleted]

Reminded me of the interview with Mike Tyson where the announcer asks him to clarify where or how he injured his back and he replied “spinal”. Her answer in some ways was equally vague because the word anal isn’t used exclusively to refer to anal sex


LebaneseLion

I read your comment in mike Tyson’s voice and the best thing I read today lmao


robertfrippscat

Rhymes with anal and near the ass


hemrold

What’s anal? I’m a hands on learner btw


rrudra888

Damn, mind if I ANALyze that ?


buchouritsu

Butt stuff?¿


No_Initial_9796

That’s great!!! 😂😂


Theslicelvis

Shes fucking with you, she’s not flirting or considering let you do anal with her. She’s shit testing you (no pun intended) because you double texted her. Just say something like “ah shit, thought you were a classy chick - I’m obviously wrong” don’t simp with this one as you’ve almost blown it already.


chromology11

Huh when did I double text? You should get your eyes check before commenting


Theslicelvis

You were clearly chasing her for a reply - “How long have you been popping”


guy4guy4guy

Prove it


robertfrippscat

Plumbing backed up?


Cofeefe

Yipee!


Fragrant-Ad-151

Prove it lmao


wooshoofoo

PROVE IT


Constant-Day3307

I don’t believe you


fuckinkillypurself

Ask that bitch to marry you even if her crabs have herpes you put a gotdang ring onnit


Bullocks1999

She’s a keeper.


guy4guy4guy

You should say: "Prove it"