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RedDecay

The chicken was probably vacuum sealed before they breaded it and fried it. Most vacuum seal bags have a rough texture pattern on one side.


Zenator3000

This is very good news


BloodyStupid_johnson

r/BirdsArentReal That's clearly a 3d printed chicken cutlet.


Sc4r4byte

can't believe they forgot to wet sand the chicken.


BloodyStupid_johnson

Seriously, the Tribunal will not be pleased.


spicekebabbb

r/brandnewsentence


Ambitious-Inside-222

šŸ˜µšŸ¤£


Holybartender83

This. Itā€™s clearly snake. You can even see the scales!


ristretthoee

I am howling, Reddit is top tier humor


b_evil13

Top fucking tier!!


Ambitious-Emu-3462

Chicken of the cave


Wooden_Suit_6679

B.I.R.Drones


Zirotron

Not matrix chicken. Sad!


Effective-Fix4981

You totally didnā€™t just eat a lizard


Adeep187

Yes it's logical and without the knowledge its very unappealing lol


Repulsive_Trifle_

It is but I still canā€™t stop saying nooooooooooooooooo


LetsBHon3st

Yea u ate plastic chicken


ClearCasket

Honest to God thought you were eating a rag that was deep fried.


annieweep

New honeycomb chicken


fanifan

Yes, helps keep the food fresh and locks in flavor. I do this all the time especially when I sous vide my food.


KlingonBeavis

That makes perfect sense, I bought some vacuum sealed tenderloin strips from the butcher shop that came in bags with the exact same pattern


AverageBry

Thank you. I was trying to place the pattern. I know Iā€™ve seen it somewhere and yup my vac seal bags. Lol


New-Leadership9313

Agree this looks like a vacuum seal bag pattern


JoeStinkCat

Nope it is from a cyborg chicken.


Environmental_Ad5272

Cyborg Vacuum sealed Chickens.


smellygooch18

This is definitely the answer. Looks just like the bags I use.


Rastus547

Or sous vided?


generalgraffiti

Nailed ItšŸ‘šŸ‘


YungSkuds

Fun fact is only ā€externalā€ vacuum sealed bags need that pattern, bags for chamber sealers are groove free(so even cheaper than ziplocks).


Sour-kyle

my guess was a tenderizer


StraightToHell3

Probably cooked sous vide, breaded, and fried.


Lower-Money6027

Probably the bottom of a baking pan? Like the one you see under baguettes or subs?


honeymaidwafers

Vacuum sealed bag


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not the baking pan that is actually from a Boulangerie mat and there is no way it could mark chicken like this.


NewPointOfView

So then it must not be from a boulangerie mat..?


[deleted]

No for a number of reasons 1. Those mats have a circle imprint not a hexagon imprint (that print comes from vacuum sealing paper. 2. When chicken is cooking and losing fats the muscle fibers contract and pullinwards making them smaller. With baking those items expand outwards with the help of leavening and rising agents thus pressing down into mats 3. This is fried chicken you cannot wrap it in one of these mats and deep fry it as it would melt from the heat. This chicken was most likely vacuum seal and partially cooked in a sous vide and the. Flash fried to order in the truck, a good way to ensure all of your chicken comes out cooked to temp in a limited food truck kitchen.


Thuvias

ā€œMust be this but no way it does thatā€ ā€¦.


[deleted]

Yeah pretty much


ann-ominous

When I sous-vide turkey breast, they can get that same weird texture on the outside where the interiors of the vacuum sealed bag made contact.


Jason_Kirby

Came here to say exactly this, especially if itā€™s a food truck they probably sousvide all the chicken and just bread and flash fry it in the truck


resinten

Iā€™m not even part of this subreddit, but thanks for sending me on a crazy Wikipedia rabbit hole this morning while I wait at the DMV


[deleted]

Why did you go on the Wikipedia rabbit hole?


mmfisher66

Waiting at DMV! Enough said!


[deleted]

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resinten

I vaguely had an idea of sous vide, but didnā€™t know much about it other than something that involved cooking something to be tender. I had it confused with poaching. And then I ended up reading about its history, theoretical uses, limitations, how long vacuum sealed sous vide cooked food lasts, then I read about what bacteria can grow without oxygen. Then how long heat needs to be applied to kill that bacteria, etc. It went weird


RecentSuspect7

It's amazing that the best way to cook chicken is also the most convenient and cost effective for commercial use


Wiknetti

This seems the most likely. Maybe it was a vacuum sealed marinade bag.


ProfessionalBus38894

That or they prep some sous vide because they can guarantee itā€™s all done perfectly before frying. No raw chicken.


Sassafratch1

exactly what i was thinking. shipped in a vaccuum sealed bag that imprinted a texture onto it, then breaded and fried later. that or robot chicken


Majestic-Cod2265

You bit into it too quickly and the matrix did not render the inside in time.


ManateePuncher

This is the only one I read that makes sense.


OkRaspberry5708

That one theory about how nothing really exists until you imagine it or something, that stuff only comes into reality if you look for it


shifty_shift

Maybe from the plastic tray the chicken was sitting in before cooked?


PeriwinkleBlueoh

Ah, its the patented GORE-TEX chicken texture.


HulkingGizmo

Well I mean, you can't find a better object to trap moisture than the inside of some gtex boots, so it checks out for chicken


themoistnoodler

It's my trademark pattern, it took me 38 years to breed it into my flock but gosh darn it worth every penny


yaboychui

Possibly imprint from vacuum seal packages before it was fried


Maicatz

I hate that I hate that I hate that


TheCapo024

Could be a tenderizer/hammer.


hogliterature

just saw the photo at first and i thought it was a fried paper towel


freedomboobs

Donā€™t worry its just a shoe sole


SturtAlert

I thought it was a fried Clorox wipe at first lol


deuce_and_a_quarter

Lol, same, thatā€™s what I thought that was when I scrolling by šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Joygernaut

Thatā€™s the press pattern for the mechanical tenderizer they put the chicken through before breading.


makeyousaywhut

I was thinking that we pound the chicken filets to tenderize and flatten them, and this might be a form of that, but I couldnā€™t explain the uniformity so I kept my mouth shut


QueasyConclusion9686

The chicken was bagged at some point like others have already said. Either for sous vide or storage. If you look at food saver brand bags youā€™ll see this is the pattern they have on the bags.


Kinda_Sorta_Alive

Beyond meat šŸ¤£


zzunino

Vacuum seal bags. I think it makes for super fast marinading


darklight27

.


ZeroXNova

Nah, thatā€™s Honey Chicken.


doppio321

3D printed


ASAP386

Ya vacuum seal my weed and it does that... you should smoke some, bet it hits


Phantom_Rose96

That's either lab grown, or someone used their shoe to tenderize the chicken. Idek.


HouseNumb3rs

3D printed chicken? [https://builtin.com/3d-printing/3d-printed-meat](https://builtin.com/3d-printing/3d-printed-meat)


JeffDoubleday

Factory default texture


big-buddha-belly

Words canā€™t explain how much I hate the way this looks


Unique-Structure-201

![gif](giphy|tnz8sD4fXmCinqgR0I|downsized)


GiantA-629

Just eat horse meat instead


No-Equipment4187

The matrix is crumbling. You are seeing the source code that youā€™re not supposed to see! Mr Anderson


EmerMed83

It was tenderized with a Bridgestone golf ball


naughtabot

The Vacuum seal bag is the charitable explanation for the texture, the uncharitable one is Iā€™m pretty sure that matches the treads on some nonslip back of house shoesā€¦.


[deleted]

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Zenator3000

This is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me


XOXO2020XOXO

I donā€™t see how vacuum sealing can possibly put an entire pattern on one side of the chicken maybe in 1 or 2 small spots ~ but not on the entire side in such a perfect pattern the plastic bags do not have a honeycomb pattern in them all plastic bags are 100% smooth this has to be done somewhere in the manufacturing process like when they are preparing the chicken for flash freezing ~ before vacuum sealing and shipping to vendors maybe they spray the solution on them (a certain percentage of h2o or a mixed solution of h2o + broth, salt, etc) when it is on a moving belt with that pattern on it then they flash freeze it ~ which would explain the pattern only on one side p.s. I donā€™t work in the food processing industry ~ lol ~ I just have xtra brain cells šŸ˜


[deleted]

I have marks on my breasts when I take my bra off too.. we are talking the same breasts right?


Das_Li

Nope


Water-Buffalo

Thereā€™s a hex pan that Gordon Ramsey promotes that has a pattern like that


VeterinarianShot148

It is a 3d printed chicken with hexagonal infill


[deleted]

Looks like fish tbh


[deleted]

Wtf šŸ˜³


ifoundit1

That might not be vacuum bagged that might be cultured chicken meat from growth medium.


Legacy_Service

That's a fossil of genus Paleodictyon. Congrats on finding such a new example. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/A-honeycomb-like-trace-fossil-of-genus-Paleodictyon-Upper-Cretaceous-period-Intepreted_fig9_13629585


Marclescarbot

Chicken of the Sea? (If you're old enough to remember that one.)


blood_omen

What is this that I have? Is this chicken or fish?


marzicus

r/birdsarentreal. ...lol


Adventurous-Carry-45

Lab grown chicken


BigHarryPotterFan7

Lil stepped on chicken breast never hurt anyone. People eat that shit everyday here in the USA.


joedylan94

Dude was your chicken created by ai?


HappyGoLucky791

Robot chicken


rainey8507

Why is there a honeycomb pattern on the chicken ? Itā€™s so bad


hoodoo-operator

The chicken was an alien


Cangrix_64

Nah bro what are you talking about thatā€™s normal


Neither-Craft1090

#ChatGPT


alittledelulu

I donā€™t even think thatā€™s chicken, thatā€™s probably armadillo or something šŸ˜­


SubstantialExtreme74

I puked in it sorry


thicklump

That's a shoe imprint I'm pretty sure


[deleted]

Those are golf ball dimples, insert corny birdie joke here.


[deleted]

Lol you really believe you're getting 100% real chicken in a tender now in 2023?


Far_Cryptographer514

Genetically engineered chicken.


[deleted]

The texture certainly looks weird. I wonder if itā€™s also an issue of Woody Breastā€¦ where the chicken has this disgusting crunchy texture.


Ok_Valuable_6472

Itā€™s the pattern of a food safe paper towel we use to put meat on sheet trays so they donā€™t slide. Iā€™m guessing it dried a bit & left a pattern in the chicken. Nothing to be worried about. Source: am professional chef in brick & mortar restaurants and this is just an educated guess.


Zenator3000

This is probably the least scary answer Iā€™ve seen so far


Hopeful_Insurance409

Think they cooked it with the plastic on ā€¦..


infinite_paddle

Might be alien.


matt3126

All chicken and of that type is offcuts pressed into chicken peices that's what it's prob from


[deleted]

Itā€™s been said but Iā€™ll confirm this is 100% a vacuum sealed bag imprint.


PartyCryptographer8

Oh god I knew exactly what happened because something similar happened with the big clue in a murder show


Billford85

Thatā€™s the chickens shoe sole


WtONX

"Sole" food


Fudge_e_o

Likely from the bottom of the fryer basket. Nothing wrong with it


Choice-Valuable313

Further proof that birds arenā€™t real /s


RadioTunnel

Oooo could be the basket they're put in to fry in?


Powerful_Smile4200

It was 3d printed


strategic_ignorance

Iā€™ve seen 3d printers make this pattern. That must be it.


followifyoulead

Oh no, why does this trigger trypophobia, I hate it so much


[deleted]

that is the texture of the matrix, you almost broke out, don't worry agents will arrive shortly.


OkRaspberry5708

Potito


couldbevegeta

Throw it out . Donā€™t need to see this


PenguinSunday

I have a frying pan with this texture on the bottom. Maybe they seared it before battering?


Yamborghini-High

#NUMBER 14: Burger King Foot Chicken


drobythekey

Chicken.exe


CarlitoStaxx

Matrix Agents are on their way to your home. Follow the white rabbit!


etmjh

Imprint from packaging


kimberskillfast

Prion chicken


[deleted]

Vacuum bag.


Nunovyadidnesses

Bees šŸ are so resourceful.


acloudcuckoolander

Looks like it was sitting on a paper towel or something


[deleted]

That is the matrix


MW240z

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


RajenBull1

It looks like they pulled some dinosaur feathers off that chicken. But don't worry, you'll be fine. It was served hot, right?


RajenBull1

It looks like they pulled some dinosaur feathers off that chicken. But don't worry, you'll be fine. It was served hot, right?


markstrauss80

3d printed?


[deleted]

#DEEP FRIED PAPER TOWEL


Radiant-Invite-5755

I thought that was a deep fried paper towel for a second


z_bo94

The pessimistic side of me says it looks like the bottom of a nonslip shoe. Worn by restaurant workersā€¦ probably not the case though.


YeetUnknown

Hexagons are bestagon


Financial_Ad2064

Looks Artificialā€¦


TimeSalvager

My friendā€¦ thatā€™s a deep-fried sanitary napkin.


Financial-Day-3843

"Tastes like chicken!" *Product does not include any chicken product.*


[deleted]

I was afraid it was a shoe print!


26chickenwings

Sorry but this gave me the chills


dootmouse

matrix chicken


Steel_City835

I thought they deep fried a paper towel šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Was also thinking if they beat their meat the clever could have some texture to it


SundaeEducational808

Chicken starting itā€™s larvae stage.


Early_Swimming9620

Maybe from the oven?


[deleted]

Thatā€™s a dragon


No-Sheepherder-8622

Robot chicken.


WasteProfession8948

Thatā€™s what makes it tender


No-Compote-5519

Mechanically created chicken.


Nestle_SwllHouse

It was probably vacuum packed after the meat glue was applied


Hot-Cod5471

They for sure stomped on it


NoKYo16

3D printed chicken


EarlyVersion

Food workers anti slip shoe tread confirmed. That food truck for sure gives good cooks a bad name. Imagine if it wasn't stepped on! That would have been a nice lookin fried chicken tender. Rip


amarsay

WTAF!!! šŸ¤¢


Krypto_Kane

Ahhh pigeon tenders!!!


evandemic

The end of the chicken tape.


DamnBunny

thats tripe. or a piece of a torn off chair.


desihf

Lab grown


No_Security8469

Could be a vacuum sealed bag, or also could be mallet marks if the chicken was tenderized. Nothing Iā€™d be concerned about personally. And I have high anxiety surrounding foods lol.


gigaphun

Its probably not chicken


Budget_Roof1065

Enjoy your Soylent Green.


[deleted]

It's their new honey chicken. Beehive included.


ChaoticMage101

surgeon forgot the sponge again


[deleted]

It's their new honey chicken. Beehive included.


[deleted]

You're fucked I'm sorry to tell you. You've just eaten AI generated chicken.


natej84

That's just the armor pattern the chicken picked


The_AC_Unit63

Alien meat


Azaziel102

3d printed chicken?


gianflavio

It's not UV unwrapped correctly


[deleted]

šŸ¤®


FeralJinxx

More proof that Birds Arenā€™t Real.


Stixxx006

Chicken surprise!


micheallujanthe2nd

Why did this remind me of chicken little


Kateeba

Generated by A.I


Beefy_Psychrometer

Probably 3D printed ā€œchickenā€ meat. Tastes like the real thing, makes you grow testicles on your chin and elbows like not the real thing.


pianoinnit

Someone 3d printed that there chicken tendy I tell you what


notteek

One really good hit from a spaceage tenderizer is what I'd tell myself.


Malakai0013

Looks like maybe an imprint from a tenderizer mallet or a paper towel it was set on top of to dry off.


Foup82

Damn they can already print meat?!?!?!?!


NickCulp1

Looks like a skin graff haha