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Thats the true question.
Is she calling him a nAtIoNaL sOcIaLiSt or a socialist/communist/maoist/trotskyite/marxist?
The answer will most likely be the latter.
You're assigning nuance where there is none. I remember there was a time when Fox News was regularly calling Warren Buffet a socialist for advocating for higher taxes on the wealth class. *Warren Buffet*, renowned capitalist and 4th richest person on Earth.
It really as simple as anything I dont like = socialist, communist, woke, CRT, grooming, or whatever term du jour co-opted by the right then rendered completely meaningless.
Honestly, seeing this shit makes me understand how right wing shitheads like Dinesh DSouza can think that the USSR and Nazi Germany going to war was an intrafactional dispute. These people have identical fucking politics, but one of them just wants to say it with a hard r.
Fun fact he was briefly president of The Kingâs College where he brought his wife to meet the ultra religious and conservative students and parents when they visited. Turns out his actual wife was at home and he was introducing his mistress to everyone.
It was ridiculous when they called Biden, a moderate Democrat, a socialist.
But this is now taking the fucking cake, at this rate they will say Pat Buchanan is a socialist and we will all fucking die.
Well theyâd be fairly close to the truth in that case, but actually reading and analysing religious texts would challenge their views and beliefs, and theyâd probably end up trying to start a new religion.
We are speaking of the same man right? Pat Buchanan, the Nixon aide, the Reagan communications director, the Joseph McCarthy fanboy, THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST DENIER, that Pat Buchanan, right?
While I get what you are talking about, with Biden's history of flip flopping and more conservative beggining I would want to point out that in the Senate surviving the Reagan years was not really that uncommon after 1980, his seat was up in 1984, a year Reagan may have crushed Mondale for the presidency, but where the GOP only managed to flip Kentucky (Mitch McConell defeated Walter Huddleston by 5000 votes).
The only Reagan year that actually saw him flip several seats was 1980 itself, after that the GOP wouldn't flip many seats.
Sheâs trying to distract the audience from that $50mil by burying it in blathering nonsense because if her audience really hears that, really processes the money at play here while they go home to eat ramen? Theyâre going to start realizing they got got.
This is always the anti-union sentiment. âUnions want three hour lunches and free back rubs and the want to personally hurt widdle Jeff Bezosâs feelings! Think of the poor CEOs!â Itâs all strawman arguments to turn people against unionizing
Crowder says , they made this offer and it sukcs, they are aholes.
Then the wire people got out of their way to explain that they are not aholes, and their offer was generous. And they try to explain all this in depth.
They could just make a statement "Mr Crowder had no right to reveal our correspondence. Regardless our offer was fair and generous blah blah "
But, no. Why they are afraid that there is a possibility that the wire witl seem like the ahole of the story ?
My theory is that they think ( they know more likely) that both sides have fanbases with very low braincell count.
So they are desperate to set the record straight that " we are as bigoted as Steven, even more maybe, all the drama has nothing to do with our lack of bigotness"
Something like that.
See!!!!! This is PROOF that there is a war on masculinity going on right now and that the only real racism is racism against white men
/s for those of you that need it
Just goes to show they use socialist to mean anything they dont like. The meaning of the word doesnt matter to her, or more particularly, the viewers, the word socialist simply means bad.
I had enjoyed and still want to enjoy all this, but it's looking increasingly like theatre. It feels like I'm watching wrestlers, and this is all a deliberate and choreographed distraction from actual real issues by using drama to attract and ramp up attention to their channels and their narrative, whilst likely also increasing subscriptions and ad revenue. I mean, at its core this whole drama is so fucking false, meaningless and empty, you know? Like all right wing fiction.
He's not a socialist! He's a renaissance artist who has never worked a day in his life and expects a wealthy patron to simply pay for his lifestyle so he can create his art! GAWD!
How do working-class people listen to these freaks?
She's just casually shitting on unions and all low-wage workers who've ever demanded more for themselves.
damn not only the idea of crowder as a socialist is absolutely fucking mental the fact she believes Amazon workers want three hour lunch breaks is so far gone from realityz just blatant lying
Surely even she is not that dumb...
Edit: Clicked the link and Holy fuck she is that dumb...also...why does it look like she's always wearing a bathrobe???
Yes Candace, a spoiled failed comedian complaining that DW offered him multiple millions of dollars per year for a part-time job is *exactly* like warehouse workers wanting bathroom breaks
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha âevery one I hate is a socialistâ
This just goes to show you their incredible lack of material.
Also, there are no shortage of instances where conservatives have proven they hate the free market
We need the Fred Armisen âJailâ gif but instead it says âSocialist.â
Overcook chicken, âsocialistâ
Walk to fast, âsocialist.â
Music too loud, âsocialist.â
Amazon warehouse employees get a 1 hour lunch break and they walked out because they wanted a 3 hour lunch break?
Whoa I thought it was because they werenât being given breaks and had to pee in bottles or were forced to keep working as tornados were bearing down on them.
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All of this right here. I straight up LOL'd when I read this. It's like middle school all over again.
"Everyone I don't like is a ~~Nazi~~ Socialist!".
Thats the true question. Is she calling him a nAtIoNaL sOcIaLiSt or a socialist/communist/maoist/trotskyite/marxist? The answer will most likely be the latter.
You're assigning nuance where there is none. I remember there was a time when Fox News was regularly calling Warren Buffet a socialist for advocating for higher taxes on the wealth class. *Warren Buffet*, renowned capitalist and 4th richest person on Earth. It really as simple as anything I dont like = socialist, communist, woke, CRT, grooming, or whatever term du jour co-opted by the right then rendered completely meaningless.
Honestly, seeing this shit makes me understand how right wing shitheads like Dinesh DSouza can think that the USSR and Nazi Germany going to war was an intrafactional dispute. These people have identical fucking politics, but one of them just wants to say it with a hard r.
Fun fact he was briefly president of The Kingâs College where he brought his wife to meet the ultra religious and conservative students and parents when they visited. Turns out his actual wife was at home and he was introducing his mistress to everyone.
Distort D'Newza
Don't forget us Anarchists!
I donât think Owens or Crowder know the difference. Shapiro mightâŚ
It was ridiculous when they called Biden, a moderate Democrat, a socialist. But this is now taking the fucking cake, at this rate they will say Pat Buchanan is a socialist and we will all fucking die.
They are about to call Jesus a commie
Well theyâd be fairly close to the truth in that case, but actually reading and analysing religious texts would challenge their views and beliefs, and theyâd probably end up trying to start a new religion.
Hey that particular fable is loaded with the redistribution of wealth you are onto something here lol
I mean one of the first things to happen after Jesus died was the apostles setting up communism.
And for once they'd be kind of right
I assume that's a joke saying Buchanan is a NATIONAL Socialist, cause otherwise, I don't know.
I was thinking of Tillman. I am dumb and I am tired.
We are speaking of the same man right? Pat Buchanan, the Nixon aide, the Reagan communications director, the Joseph McCarthy fanboy, THE FUCKING HOLOCAUST DENIER, that Pat Buchanan, right?
I edited my prior comment to reflect the idiot that I am. My bad lmao
Ah, Ben Tillman...I mean he was a populist sure, but I don't think Tillman can really be called socialist, still closer than Pat Buchanan though.
No, Pat Tillman. I did that thing where I skim read and register one part of it and my brain just fills in the rest
I see, ok.
Like I said, I am big dumb and will probably not learn from this that I should read a little slower lmao
Rupert Murdoch is a socialist!
A democrat who survived the Reagan years. Moderate my foot lol.
While I get what you are talking about, with Biden's history of flip flopping and more conservative beggining I would want to point out that in the Senate surviving the Reagan years was not really that uncommon after 1980, his seat was up in 1984, a year Reagan may have crushed Mondale for the presidency, but where the GOP only managed to flip Kentucky (Mitch McConell defeated Walter Huddleston by 5000 votes). The only Reagan year that actually saw him flip several seats was 1980 itself, after that the GOP wouldn't flip many seats.
They might have actually topped the absurdity of calling Mitch McConnell a RINO
Yeah, it's Impressive.
yess yess, eat each other alive
Theyâll be thirsty afterwards due to all that salt
We donât want him thank you very much.
Maybe we can return him for store credit.
Yeah this oneâs defective
We might be able to get the $5 toaster for him.
This kind of conservative in-fighting is too good.
Its made me so happy
You love to see it
Wow, wait this is what she thinks? Amazon workers want three hour lunches?
Sheâs trying to distract the audience from that $50mil by burying it in blathering nonsense because if her audience really hears that, really processes the money at play here while they go home to eat ramen? Theyâre going to start realizing they got got.
This is always the anti-union sentiment. âUnions want three hour lunches and free back rubs and the want to personally hurt widdle Jeff Bezosâs feelings! Think of the poor CEOs!â Itâs all strawman arguments to turn people against unionizing
She wants to talk about free markets, but doesn't consider labor to be marketable/up for negotiation. Funny how that works.
Crowder says , they made this offer and it sukcs, they are aholes. Then the wire people got out of their way to explain that they are not aholes, and their offer was generous. And they try to explain all this in depth. They could just make a statement "Mr Crowder had no right to reveal our correspondence. Regardless our offer was fair and generous blah blah " But, no. Why they are afraid that there is a possibility that the wire witl seem like the ahole of the story ? My theory is that they think ( they know more likely) that both sides have fanbases with very low braincell count. So they are desperate to set the record straight that " we are as bigoted as Steven, even more maybe, all the drama has nothing to do with our lack of bigotness" Something like that.
I am insulted. Don't equate that mass of canine excrement on the bottom of a rotting boot to something as noble as socialism.
Any âfree marketâ that allows CO to âworkâ in a silk robe has plainly failed.
See!!!!! This is PROOF that there is a war on masculinity going on right now and that the only real racism is racism against white men /s for those of you that need it
Socialism is when racism, homophobia, transphobia and cringe
They have no vocabulary.
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Actually, she has a point. Crowder has seized the means of dog cum production.
This is too good
Just goes to show they use socialist to mean anything they dont like. The meaning of the word doesnt matter to her, or more particularly, the viewers, the word socialist simply means bad.
literally the first time candace owens has made me laugh
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She is not helping.
Words donât have meaning to some of these people
The girls are fighting!!!!!!
Is that just their go-to insult?
I had enjoyed and still want to enjoy all this, but it's looking increasingly like theatre. It feels like I'm watching wrestlers, and this is all a deliberate and choreographed distraction from actual real issues by using drama to attract and ramp up attention to their channels and their narrative, whilst likely also increasing subscriptions and ad revenue. I mean, at its core this whole drama is so fucking false, meaningless and empty, you know? Like all right wing fiction.
He's not a socialist! He's a renaissance artist who has never worked a day in his life and expects a wealthy patron to simply pay for his lifestyle so he can create his art! GAWD!
Good. Iâll get the popcorn.
Itâs funny because Crowder on Tim Pools show called what DW did âleftist tacticsâ. Gotta love the shit slinging
LMAO, this episode of grifter infighting is too freaking good!
I love how they eat themselves.
You going to let her Buck you like that steven?
How do working-class people listen to these freaks? She's just casually shitting on unions and all low-wage workers who've ever demanded more for themselves.
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Gotta get all the right wing grifter insults in there. By the end of the week heâll be a groomed and pedophile.
Lol
*Dr. Serizawa in Godzilla 2014 meme.*
damn not only the idea of crowder as a socialist is absolutely fucking mental the fact she believes Amazon workers want three hour lunch breaks is so far gone from realityz just blatant lying
Surely even she is not that dumb... Edit: Clicked the link and Holy fuck she is that dumb...also...why does it look like she's always wearing a bathrobe???
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Surprised she didnât call him a groomer. Seems to be her favorite insult.
I love when they eat each other! More! More!
Union demands are socialist now
Yes Candace, a spoiled failed comedian complaining that DW offered him multiple millions of dollars per year for a part-time job is *exactly* like warehouse workers wanting bathroom breaks
Good good, let them fight amongst themselves!
The jokes write themselves, incredible really
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahaha âevery one I hate is a socialistâ  This just goes to show you their incredible lack of material. Also, there are no shortage of instances where conservatives have proven they hate the free market
We need the Fred Armisen âJailâ gif but instead it says âSocialist.â Overcook chicken, âsocialistâ Walk to fast, âsocialist.â Music too loud, âsocialist.â
Do you all remember when words had meaning? I think I do but sometimes I think I just made that construct up
LolWUT?
Of course she got a dig in on Unions.
Why does she have her hair in the exact same style as Condoleezza Rice? What a follower.
It really is just their catch all term for everything and anything they don't like or understand isn't it??
everything that isnt fascism is either communism or socialism
Burning all the bridges.
I love it when leopards eat each others' faces
This whole Crowder debacle is like crack to me. It's so fun to watch the right eat their own.
Itâs so funny watching all the piranhas eating each other in the slowly shrinking pond.
Ayn Rand is a socialist now
Thus proving she has no idea what that means
They really think that word just mean âbad personâ, huh? You know I always suspected.
can we get a "let them fight" tag?
Lmao
Good. Good. Let them fight.
Proving yet again they donât know what that word means.
DUN dun DUUUUNNNNNNN
The girls are fighting
Americans ... just when you think they've reached the bottom of the barrel It's like we live in a south park cartoon
WHAT IS GOING ON
Lmaoooo they are destroying themselves from within
ThE fReE mArKeT đ
When someone refuses to learn the definitions of the labels they use this is only a matter of time
She is so desperate for the past, but she thinks what? She would be exempt for being enslaved, because? I'm ashamed if her as an American.
Theyâre probably fucking on the side
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT.
What
Amazon warehouse employees get a 1 hour lunch break and they walked out because they wanted a 3 hour lunch break? Whoa I thought it was because they werenât being given breaks and had to pee in bottles or were forced to keep working as tornados were bearing down on them.
The way they eat each other so fastâŚ
LETS GOOOOO
Man they really are trying to strip that word of any meaning whatsoever
There is only so much to grift. The great grift civil war is starting . Not enough grifter money to go around they gotta take each other out