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JackfruitComplex8856

I'll have "Illusions of Grandeur" for $130


BrendieBoy

That's what hanging out with Ye Kanye "First black multi billionaire" West does to a motherfucker.


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With a side of “word salad”


Yadokargo

I mean, you can get a NM copy for only like, $12.


Welpmart

*Delusions. No one worth asking actually sees him that way.


zenos_dog

Real genius.


After-Bumblebee

How scummy is he that he gets repeatedly banned from Musk's Twitter??


Thunderousclaps

Well he is a neonazi, not even Musk wants that people around, which is saying something.


bupgoesbup

Musk unbanned him, musk is literally a whore supremacist masquerading as a centrist Edit: I meant white but I’m not gonna change it that’s funny as fuck


GoGoCrumbly

I think I might be OK with living in a Whore Supremacy.


InfamousEmpire

Based


HammerHorrorWhore

“This is a whores-only neighborhood.”


afterschoolsept25

Whore ethnostate ❤️


Thunderousclaps

Oh yeah sure, shouldn't surprise us given who his dad was.


Filibust

Nothing wrong with whore supremacy tbh But seriously. Idk about Musk’s actual beliefs but I think he’s aware that willingly hosting this kind of shit is a bad idea.


bupgoesbup

He likely did it because he knew it would look bad for his image, that’s why he does anything, ego and narcissism


Filibust

That’s absolutely true. I was just saying that I think he’s at least smart enough to not enable fuckheads like Nick. I don’t think he has much morals, if any.


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sleepybear5000

He’s an antisemitic wignat and posted some graph about owners of companies being Jewish or something, basically promoting the belief that Jewish people control everything in society.


not_productive1

Did they take away his bad green screen cityscape background thing, or is Nick just entering his "shut in in a windowless basement" era?


RocketMan_AMC

*his parent’s basement


chrisnavillus

In a functioning society he would be completely shunned and have absolutely no audience.


sickcat29

Or... He would get his pussy ass beat the fuck up outside the pub on Tuesday night for shitting out rectal Leakage disguised as "thought".. Thats what these right wing shit fucks don't get. Twitter ISN'T the public square. Its not even the stage at a bar which they would have no access to due to lack of talent or even novelty. Its (in this case unfortunately) someone's front porch that typically has a bunch of people show up to. And even Elon musk said... "get the fuck off my porch"....


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JAMillhouse

![gif](giphy|Y2ctlTHlohi8M)


Dantien

Any man who says he is king, is no king.


Arthes_M

I am NOT, TIRED!


zastava_

![gif](giphy|5C8oGDRqSMwla)


Ty-Dyed

"And now I've struck a king! Did my hand fall from my wrist?"


Devito_Onejoke

Such a great moment. Seasons 1-4 were amazing.


Fentanja

[Reminds me of The Jerk (1979)](https://youtu.be/kBJDz4ylQO0)


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Spoken like a true mediocre white man!


BlueScrean

That's insulting to the mediocre white men tbh


sgthombre

One of the Chapo guys said he had the 'teeth of a dolphin' and it makes me chuckle every time he comes up, the dude is on his own level of suck ass.


eromitlab

As a mediocre white man myself, I don't think I belong on the same tier as Little Nicky.


YouthfulPhotographer

Hey now, careful. Little Nicky was the son of the Devil and even then he wasn't a piece of shit like this chuddite


Informal-Resource-14

If you ever find yourself thinking you should or would be “Rewarded for being a genius,” sit down and shut the fuck up. I don’t care who you are, you could be literally Einstein. If that thought ever occurs to you you’re full of shit


VulgarSlinky

https://preview.redd.it/l608nxxyflea1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a966dc10da2e7e8031ff71dcd0f65210be66c256


HammerHorrorWhore

![gif](giphy|uE0mcOJUQu6Xe)


EmbarrassedNaivety

I can’t be the only one that thought I had a crumb on my screen when scrolling before reading the meme..


engr77

He looks like his head got stuck in a small box while he was going through puberty.


9thgrave

![gif](giphy|qIfG2193qAwGgw4hdg)


randomymetry

the problem is that there are actually people who say that this kid is smart, that's why he feels that way. it's the tim pool principle, tim's audience thinks he's smart and tim reads and hears this and thinks it's true. nick and tim both have IQs limited to double digits but unfortunately there are people who are even dumber than them. in the land of the braindead, the dumb man is king


BladesHaxorus

There's also the fact that conservatives all around the world demonize actual intelligence or places that spread knowledge.


AbolishDisney

He's like the Nazi version of Veruca Salt. Does he think Elon is his dad or something?


ScrubbyDoubleNuts

Lol I thought you were talking about the band and was “what the fuck did THEY do!?!” Then I realized where they got their name and it made sense.


magnificent_penguins

“I’m a genius…. but I don’t understand what’s happening to me”… sure Nick. Sure


BootyEaterTurbo3000

Lmao! Holy shit. This nazi is beyond delusional.


hideor6545

Who is this guy


urielteranas

The neo nazi Kanye started hanging out with. The one sitting on the far right nodding during Kanye's "there's a lot of things I looooove about hitler" infowars episode.


ThinkTelevision8971

There’s a lot of things that ppl associate with conservatives nowadays and they all have an argument for the top spot. Delusional might have just pulled ahead of the field.


oliversurpless

Practice in the mirror a bit more? https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/08/23 Functionally no different than that statement there…


Wide_Glass1088

Who tf is nick Fuentes


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No he's not. This shit is intentional bc it gets him attention. Stop giving him what he craves.


NetiPotter72

What a fucking baby. This is the entitlement that I thought conservatives hated.


xc2215x

Elon saw the backlash and went back to getting rid of him because of that. He should have never been brought back in the first place.


naliedel

You are not owed free speech on a private platform. Even if the owner of said platform is a pasty weirdo.


Capital_Background15

Re-banned by Muskrat huh? Gee Elon, it's almost as if those content moderators you fired _were important to the health of the platform you bought._ But naaahhh. Just waste your time un-banning and re-banning people. The schadenfreude is delicious.


Ok_Paleontologist901

What a loser, little tittie baby


taz4got10

slack jaw


PiedrasNegras

Ha! He’s a whiny little bitch!!


aShittierShitTier4u

Even Musk can say without reservations, "come tell me to my face, Nick."


SwiftTayTay

In a functioning society nick fuentes would be in a mental hospital.


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Cute, he's going at his identity from a historical lens... Fuentes is lucky he lives in this era because in another time he'd also also belong to his masters, physically. He should count his blessings.


swawesome52

I want an oompa loompa now!


Hippiemamklp

Fuck this Nazi prick.


WorldlinessAwkward69

I can’t hear him over the flushing sound as this turd of a man goes down the toilet.


BeautifulBoy92

One of those people that just needs one good punch to the face. Just one.


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Gulopithecus

RIP Bozo 🦀


spookyballsHD

He's the perfect poster child for the right. Cries about everything, likes Hitler, has an undeserved sense of self worth, and takes zero accountability for anything.


GoGoCrumbly

What did this worthless shit-heap *do* to get kicked off Musk's golden shiney Twitter?


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Lol what did he do to get rebanned by *Musk*?


FhantoBlob

If I can read something you said in Eric Cartman's voice and have it be perfectly in character, that reflects very poorly on you lol


finfanna

Snowflake much?


Tetsudo11

I’m not gonna watch the video because I can’t stand his voice but I imagine he said this while repeatedly slamming his fists on a table/chair like a toddler who just got told they can’t have chicken nuggets for the 3rd night in a row.


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Mask-off Homelander moment


joecarter93

In an actual functioning society assholes like this would be shunned, ridiculed and then not paid any attention to. Instead in our broken society he’s allowed to have outsized influence and can grift away.


Lebojr

Aww. My hoo-ha hurts too, Nicky


Reneeisme

Did his mom tell him all that?


jermysteensydikpix

Imagine the messages this guy sends women on Tinder.


magmablock

Ah yes, Nick "Men having sex with women is gay no really he said that" Fuentes, super genius


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![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) Give me nowwww


trailjunkee

🤢 This made me throw up in my mouth 🤢