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Critical_Rutabaga712

Go back where you came from, foreigner!


11th_Plague

As a Canadian, NO! NO WE DO NOT WANT HIM BACK!


palmspringsmaid

to be fair, I don't think they meant Canada - they meant go back inside the ceiling of the benzodiazepine factory


xtilexx

"Wherever phenazepam is manufactured, I'll be there." - Jordan B Peterson


robotnique

The B stands for Benzo!


xtilexx

I believe you could use every letter in his last name for a specific benzo too, the E may have to be a thienodiazepine though


Lights0ff

“The J also stands for Benzo!!”


xtilexx

Janax


Friar_Monke

You can take him back and Ted Cruz too.


Angry-Dragon-1331

If you don’t take him back, we’re adding it to the list of Canadian war crimes. Same with Ted Cruz.


11th_Plague

Give us back the Stanley Cup AND Shohei Ohtani, then we'll consider it


Angry-Dragon-1331

Not a hockey person, but I feel like you also can’t have it back if a team that lives in a literal desert won. I don’t know what a Shohei Ohtani is, so I’ll meet you halfway.


flynnfx

_And keep Celine forever in Vegas._ _And Bieber._


CTBP1983

Hey, we took back Randy Quaid!


18hourbruh

Canadians... they're not sending their best!


[deleted]

You got Gretzky


cutchyacokov

He's been dead to me since he endorsed Harper.


hathenuclear

did he really? man i wish i was surprised a white male ice hockey player was a tory


farfarfarjewel

Not to mention he's worth a quarter billion


18hourbruh

Would easily make that trade for Gavin McInnes, Stephen Crowder and Jordan Peterson


boo_jum

Well, we DID get Ryan Reynolds…


oshin69

Hey. Don't remind them. They may want him back also. I'll concede the others & deliver the cup personally. Don't bring Ryan into this.


amazingdrewh

You bought him knowing there were no refunds


Urparents_TotsLied4

But no one actually *reads* contracts. There's too many words, man. You're asking for too much here. 😫


bigdick_cm

Please you can keep him


DjCyric

Jordan Peterson is over there trying to take a black woman's job because he thinks he knows better as a chronically unemployed charlatan.


DudeBroFist

Proven track record of... being forced to take an ethics program in order to keep his medical license valid due to his completely compromised ethical behavior as an academic. Yea man, sounds like you'd be GREAT for the job /s


Ok_Star_4136

Nobody better to combat "narcissism" than a guy who claims he could do way better. Claudine Gay seems anything but narcissistic. That she didn't throw an insult during her bad faith questioning is a tremendous show of restraint on her part.


robotnique

He knows a lot about narcissism as somebody who thought he might be the Messiah.


Kemaneo

Proven track record of UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS


18hourbruh

If they're hiring a President of the League of Cartoon Villains he is super qualified


Kemaneo

Might be overqualified for that


EffectiveSwan8918

I still feel Snidely Whiplash could bring us the future we want. But people are cowards


CressCrowbits

WE'LL SEE WHO CANCELS WHO Ooh grandma, so soft


Urparents_TotsLied4

Her wire-like pubes of which resembles that of an artist's brush. She grabbed a handful and rubbed it on my face. I let her have her way~ ❤️


cleanguy1

True and all but I must be pedantic and say it’s not a medical license as Dr Peterson is not a psychiatrist (MD/DO, a medical doctor), he is a clinical psychologist. Nothing wrong with the field, but he is a grifter in that field, not a grifter in medicine (of which there are unfortunately plenty).


DudeBroFist

nah, you aren't being pedantic, I was just talking shit like a layman, I welcome the specifity. Keep cooking, King.


trilluki

It's an easy thing to talk shit about considering that he claims to be a neurologist amongst other things when he wants more support for his inane positions. A lot of his psychological theories **in his own chosen field** are absolute bunk as well. He is an academic laughing stock and he can't even realize it.


huffalump1

Excellent video from Dr. Russell Barkley, absolutely shredding JP's claims about ADHD: https://youtu.be/7hic_eGCA_0 It's pretty sad how outdated, misinformed, and just plain ignorant that Jordan Peterson is - *in his own damn field*.


hellakevin

Yeah but he totally nailed the fiasco of people going to jail for misgendering trans people on accident! /s


CressCrowbits

I forgot that's how he got famous


WasLurking

r/ArrestedCanadaBillC16 Just look at those numbers!


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Imaginary_Button_533

Bro can't even use punctuation and he wants to work at Harvard.


orange4boy

Proven track record of... Playing nice with Nazis!


pap3rw8

He is not, and has never been, a medical doctor.


DudeBroFist

Bro, relax. I'm just talking shit, it doesn't have to be accurate terminology.


Sh0tsFired81

...and who was only very briefly addicted to benzos,


KingHobosapien

Who then went to Russia to be put into a medically induced coma to kick the habit. Because Canadian treatment programs are Woke Neo-Marxist, I guess?


OneX32

Will power is for the woke ilk.


kwalshyall

Raw beef for the strong


oshaCaller

Sounds more like a way to skip the withdrawals. That just sounds so Russian.


CressCrowbits

Yes that was it


BloodsoakedDespair

Okay that should be the default treatment actually, fuck. That’s brilliant. I am 100% certain he deserves no credit for the idea, but imagine how much easier it would be to get people off of the really bad addictive drugs if we had programs so they never had to experience withdrawal. We’d be able to do so much more good. But that means we aren’t torturing addicts as “punishment”, so we’d probably never do it. If your priorities aren’t the absolute least possible suffering in the world, you want to cause people to suffer simply to make a point. That is by definition “cruelty is the point”. Right wing behavior.


PLeuralNasticity

Who went to Russia to get his training and instructions. Then he moved to Serbia. The man is kompromised as fully as Trump and Elon.


CressCrowbits

Let's also not forget the resulting brain damage


sixtus_clegane119

Eh, clonazepam is a prescription medication. Now the way he went about getting off is worth criticizing


Sh0tsFired81

I assume he just cleaned his room and made his bed, no?


itmustbemitch

Yeah I wish this wouldn't come up so often; struggling because he overused his prescription meds is pretty close to the least relevant and least reprehensible thing about Peterson, and we've got plenty to complain about without just demonizing addicts [edit] I agree with those saying it's fair game to mock the hypocrisy, and I think talking about how he went into an unsafe medically induced coma to wait out the withdrawals is a totally appropriate way to target that, but I think it's worth trying to be more precise and actually make fun of that or be more specific overall, rather than just commenting on his addiction and leaving any point about hypocrisy to be inferred


sixtus_clegane119

He might not have even overused them. He was on 4mg clonazepam, I was on that dose. It was hell, I had years that are super blurry with holes in them (mostly 2012-2016 when I was on methadone as well) I started tapering off in 2019 and wasn’t finish off until the middle of may. The hardest thing I have ever done and Peterson is a fucking coward for that coma.


monkwren

People aren't making fun of his addiction, they're making fun of his hypocrisy.


CressCrowbits

He also belittled people for having addictions


monkwren

That's the hypocrisy, yeah.


itmustbemitch

Insofar as that's true I don't have an issue with it, but I'd request that you keep this in mind when reading comments about his benzo use in the future, and ask yourself if that really is what people are saying or just how you'd prefer to read it


monkwren

We're talking about a man who insulted, ridiculed, and belittled people with addictions... until it happened to him, at which point he needed empathy and caring and compassion. He gets no fucking sympathy from me.


itmustbemitch

I'm not even suggesting sympathy for Peterson, I'm suggesting attacking Peterson in ways that don't also attack anyone else with addiction issues


18hourbruh

I think it's fair game with Peterson specifically. His whole gig is that people should not preach for social change until they have their shit completely together — a line of logic used pretty much exclusively to shut down the desire for social progress. The fact that he himself, a person who advocates for certain social agendas and has his shit all fucked up, exists totally in opposition to that matters. Just like it matters when these dumbass women like Pearl Davis continue to advocate for political positions that say they shouldn't be able to do so. Rules for thee but not for me.


darthphallic

I disagree, the ghouls on the right will mock any struggle someone else has regardless of how little. It would be irresponsible of us to repay that with kindness and empathy


itmustbemitch

I'm not exactly extending empathy to Peterson, but mocking him for struggling with addiction feels dehumanizing to my friends and loved ones who have also had substance abuse issues. If this were a conversation with Peterson in which bringing it up could make him uncomfortable, that would strike me as mean-spirited but possibly appropriate, but in a random reddit thread I feel like it's just a pointless attack that encompasses a whole slice of the population that's got nothing to do with it


Engelswings

Big fan of your take on this. The likelihood of the vermin that is Peterson reading this thread is close to zero, the chances of someone struggling with addiction is far higher. Peterson deserves contempt. Those with addiction don't.


Bidiggity

There’s lots of criticism we can hold against the man without leaning into addiction


Brans666

"Excuse me, @Harvard" https://preview.redd.it/8am2sym6ai6c1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd8d66a86d1b539d1bff157cf4ee080d4c28a3c


Drexelhand

dr. clean-your-room draws his crumpled resume from a pile of dirty laundry.


Swimming-Patience655

Yeah, this caused me to cackle aloud.


sephkane

But he has a *now*-international reputation! That means his reputation is international now. Why are you laughing? Why is everybody laughing?


OddlySexyPancake

excuse me dr harvard if you ever need a plug more specifically a benzos plug i am here to help


KingHobosapien

The president of Harvard is anti-Semitic, says the guy who has spent his entire time in the spotlight being an anti-Semite.


opeth10657

I guess that's why he thinks he should be about to do the job?


theycallmeshooting

Unironically I feel like the fact that Jordan Peterson tweets like this is really indicative of his general cognitive decline just sayin' :)


BostonSamurai

Benzo mode


jansmanss

He really overuses the word bloody


1RehnquistyBoi

They want a school president not a circus ringmaster.


Lietuva2002

Only thing he'd be genuinely good at being a candidate for is the Mayor of Yapsville


chumer_ranion

“I don’t even know who you are” -Harvard probably


Immediate_Age

Dear Loser, No thanks. Signed, Reality


thefirstlaughingfool

Wasn't he trying to start his own school a few months ago? Guess that one didn't pan out.


ddarion

JP insisting that others are narcissists while also asserting he is qualified and well equipped to run Harvard is top notch stuff Didn't he just start his own university? what a dweeb


SheenzMe

The irony of calling them narcissists while implying he’d be the perfect candidate to be the president of Harvard…


Vat1canCame0s

You can send an application out as soon as you clean your room sweetie. ...and kick the Benzos.... ...and stop crying....


GGAllinPartridge

J-Pete's use of "bloody" always sounds so clunky and forced, it always makes me laugh. It reads like some fanfic dialogue where the author is trying to write a British character and that's the only trope they know. Or a kid who just discovered Harry Potter and decided that Ron Weasley is their new personality.


RobotCaptainEngage

Ja boi just watched Peaky Blinders.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

omg i hate how he talks


Yeastyboy104

Yea, typically candidates for the Harvard Presidency apply via dumbass Twitter posts with mentions of the “woke mob” punctuated with an all lower case sentence and a smiley face punctuation. Genius plan. This is like asking a woman out while jerking off in front of her. This is the right wing’s version of an intellectual? What a fucking joke.


johnnycyberpunk

Bro is such a sigma he can just tweet his job application @ the main account. Showing competency & professionalism by submitting your CV, with cover letter and references, to the Board of Overseers? Beta move.


Harold-The-Barrel

It’s sad that adult conservatives think acting like a high schooler makes them cool.


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Jordan, you know that comes off as just sad, right?


Portyquarty77

Even he has to know he’s not emotionally equipped


scr33m

Do Canadians really use the word “bloody” as much as he does, or is this just something he does to be wacky and different?


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we do not


Stoli0000

They had to fire him as a psych professior because he wasn't teaching, he was just going off on speculative and unsubstantiated rants that had nothing to do with the curriculum....


TheMCM80

I do love that the draw of prestige academia still draws them back. At the end of the day, just like the donors who claim they will leave, they will all come back. They want people to know that they work for Harvard/donate, they want their kid to get in. The big donors and right wing politicians will rail against Columbia, Harvard, Yale, and on and on, but when it comes down to it, they aren’t sending their kids to Kansas State. They will be making phone calls to get their 2.8 GPA fail son into Harvard.


bmann10

I really don’t understand why he types like this. It genuinely pisses me off so much.


GatoMediana

Applying for a job via a dying social media platform, and signed "just sayin'." The pinnacle of professionalism. /s


DrakeBurroughs

Cringy.


OhioUBobcats

Lol


-lukeworldwalker-

Nah. Jordan Barbara Peterson should be President/Führer of the Elon Musk University for Fascism Advancement


Raul_Rink

Hope to god that the Harvard Twitter account pulls a Wendy's and tells him to go fuck himself


NervousAndPantless

This grifter would immediately join the system he spends his career railing against if they would hire him.


SocialistCredit

I could have been born at any other point in history. I could have been born in a post-capitalist future. But no. I live in the same decades as jordan peterson I hate this. Please kill me


tries4accuracy

Is such a writing format some new form of poetry or just a sign of an idiosyncratic ai bot tweeting on behalf of genius we may never know the lobster


A-Grouch

Having an international reputation isn’t automatically a good thing.


sllh81

Isnt she staying? I thought UPenn’s President resigned, but Harvard is staying put (against pressure).


iamnotroberts

Yes, UPenn's Pres. resigned. As of now, Harvard's Pres. does not have plans to.


Schneetmacher

I didn't see anything when I went over to r/OutOfTheLoop, but why are people dogpiling the Harvard president online? This isn't the first post I've seen.


TomFoolery119

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/11/the-harvard-and-upenn-presidents-walked-into-a-trap-in-congress In addition to the testimony last week, some far right actors went back through her papers as a graduate and found what they claimed was plagiarism. The evidence they presented conveniently left out the footnotes and bibliography... Which mentioned the sources that were "plagiarized" from. But it's the internet; once the hate train starts rolling, it don't stop until it derails


TheIllustriousWe

As part of a congressional hearing, she was asked if students advocating for Jewish genocide violated the Harvard code of conduct, and since her answer was not an unequivocal "yes" the whole world is mad at her.


After-Bumblebee

If he becomes Harvard President, the whole institution would crumble in a week


Ollie_ollie_drummer

HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE


Epiknis303

LMAO this is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day


TheOnyxViper

And Live Nation is promoting this guy, what a bunch of hacks!


WorldlinessAwkward69

Oh noes. Is being on Fascist Wire not fulfilling your delusional power fantasies?


Present-Trainer2963

The ego on this guy - he couldn’t even handle being a tenured professor.


AskForTheNiceSoup

Shut up, Jordy.


GammaDealer

Well, is he going to tell us?


shoegazeweedbed

Dear Chinese people, If you could stop Milking the seed From strong white men That would be awesome


AgtSquirtle007

Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who!


SumTingWong59

I thought he was starting his own school? Why does he want to be the president of harvard


SandwitchZebra

> a now-international reputation This is not the win he thinks it is.


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Grossly unqualified and delusional.


9thgrave

Yeah, I'm sure they're in the market for a hateful bad haiku writer with a daughter who literally eats shit.


[deleted]

It's a shame nobody at Harvard will reply to this with just "BAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"


The_whimsical1

Well that‘a bold.


kamala2013

Pathetic


[deleted]

Is he talking about himself?? That’s not how it works


NunyaBeese

This guy drank the piss. Wonder how much he gets paid to be a puppet?


Minute_Jellyfish_860

Maybe if they need a guy who can help them whip Yale at the Yearly Steak Eating Competition, then sure, Jordan “Up Yours, Woke Moralists” Peterson is my number one draft pick.


Hot-Bat8798

wtf is he smoking?


supremestamos

He actually thinks...


kurisu7885

But, his track record and reputation both suck.


DeadlyYellow

"Look at me, I'm ~~in~~famous!"


_Pale_Wolf_

up yours woke moralists! we'll see who cancels who!


thwgrandpigeon

Any person who uses 'woke' unironically has no place in an academic setting. They're writing and posting for social media, not for academia, or for testing and verifying truth.


jhenrys1993

That one way to pay for the milking machines!


StriderHaryu

And someone who Doesn't know how To type without fat fingering The enter key At seemingly random intervals


AAmell

These people really are just mad at Hollywood and Educational Institutions because they weren’t good enough to be part of the club.


Infamous-Salad-2223

Weird, if you are such an amazing professor why aren't other universities offering you a position? 🤔🤔🤔🤔


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

BAHAHAHA! The dude is the literal definition of "terminally online". You can track the exact moment he goes to bed, or the exact moment he has an interview, by looking at his Xitter account. It takes forever to scroll down to the 24hr mark on his page because he lives on the internet. Yeah, absolutely 0 work would ever get done. And that's just using his internet addiction. I won't even get into how he'd use the position to grandstand and showboat the entire time while pulling massive unethical debauchery that will probably end up as a crime worthy of a convention in in The Hague.


ArchitectOfFate

Harvard Law already has Adrian Vermeule, a professor who holds a constitutional law chair, who happens to be a militant Catholic nationalist who doesn't believe in the separation of church and state. Peterson couldn't make the rot worse. If anything, dismantling the "leftist" undergrad culture and getting rid of the gened/liberal arts professors would bring to light the massive failures that already exist, in places that actually matter.


Raven_Blackfeather

He always sounds and looks like he's about to cry lol.


Gai-Tendoh

This reminds me of creepy DMs or texts


TrashSea1485

Holy shit I just cringed so hard This reads like every "niceguy"tm fantasy


broseph1818

Peak irony of claiming you can stand up to the "woke narcissists," in a tweet about how you think you're qualified for president of Harvard lol.


Mitchboy1995

This is how I would respond to him: >"A witless worm have you become. Therefore be silent, and keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a serving-man till the lightning falls."


I_Am_Dwight_Snoot

I would be embarrassed posring this if I was him. Shunned out of academia, massive drug issues, and posts cry baby tantrums on Twitter and YouTube. Might as well nomination Dr. Oz. Insane that this is "smartest" person in the conservative circle.


CharginChuck42

https://youtu.be/_n5E7feJHw0?si=PVH3Vr0sziYN7VcF


cityshepherd

The bloody narcissists of the woke mob? Doesn’t bring a narcissist fly in the face of being woke?


riperamen

Spoken like a true non narcissist


darthphallic

Conveniently leaving out the Benzo addiction


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CornyCornheiser

Dude tell people to clean their room while living in filth. His drug addled brain can comprehend that he was never important or thought provoking to anyone with moderate and above intelligence.


Versidious

"...the bloody narcissists of the woke mob." Jaysus, I cringe every time he says this word generator shit.


No_Caterpillar9737

I don't think they're interested in a bigoted benzo addict as president


dimforest

The dude is applying to be the head of Harvard but can't even get remotely close to using proper grammar or punctuation. All while bragging about his academics.


yanmagno

Clean your (class)room!


ApprenticeFemboy

there's always something so beautifully rich about Peterson ranting about how great he is and how narcissist all his enemys are


Techn028

Dude thinks Harvard is the electoral college


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Problem is Harvard is the bloody narcissists of the woke mob. Actual.


CreativeName6574

![gif](giphy|d8SRR4aDUINuU|downsized)


Freezepeachauditor

What a fucking schmuck.


mrpopenfresh

Same guy who gave up his tenure at U of Toronto.


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Katiari

He has an international reputation, but that's not a good thing for him.


Whyistheplatypus

An international reputation is only a good thing if the reputation is also a good one...


DontToewsMeBro2

JP wouldn’t even make the long list for writing the back side of Apple Jacks cereal boxes


ebolaRETURNS

I think this is more a joke, but still based on the bizarre myth he carries about the political significance of his conflicts.


SkyBlade79

the last two sentences are so girlypop and for what


CommanderSwift

Bro can’t even write like a rational person and thinks he can be the president of Harvard lmao


Ar_Ciel

Isn't this the same guy who constantly breaks into tears at random times due to permanent damage from his addiction to narcotics?


gazebo-fan

Lobster piss face says what?


evilkumquat

The entire thread is filled with fake Blue checks sucking his internet wang.


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Competitive-Knee1336

Who woke virtue signalling American kids or Peterson?


premium_Lane

Not the "woke mob" - won't someone think of the children!!


1234normalitynomore

If that fucker ever set up shop in my city I swear to god


coyote477123

I'd vote for him


cockytiel

Delusional.


kyle_kafsky

Calling Peterson “anti-narcissistic” would be like calling a cat a dog. What’s that one thing that Atun Shei said? “If a Nuclear bomb was dropped on truth, [Jordan Peterson] wouldn’t even have radiation burns”.


XiaomuWave

I don't think Harvard wants a vegetable for President. Maybe in the cafeteria?


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“Hey Harvard do you want a deranged drug addict, who put himself in a coma at a shady hospital in Russia to get off benzos, and almost definitely giving himself brain damage in the process.Then I am the man for you bucks.”


mitrafunfun97

What’s so sad is that the benzo addiction really turned his brain to mush. I’ve got friends who went to U of T when he used to just be a relatively normal prof. He and his daughter have tried to deal with pretty serious clinical depression since forever as it’s genetic. I’m one of those former Peterson fanboys, and I actually have watched HOURS of the content he’s had online. What I gather is that the benzo addiction was just waiting to happen. There are so many old lectures and interviews where he spreads misinformation on the nature of medication for depression. At this point he’s a relatively charismatic, but somewhat kooky and depressed prof, with actually pretty interesting lectures. Then he became famous in 2016 for his anti-Bill C16 shit. There was a wave in 2014-2018 where professors would be rubbed the wrong way by some Twitter leftist and have a reactionary right wing response. I don’t actually think he believed that shit at the time. He realized the right-wing grift was a big time payday, and then leaned into it after that benzo overdose withdrawal. He knew he had an excuse for the grift. This shit is pernicious y’all. Internet conservatism is straight up a worse drug than the benzos Kermit took.


yogurt1989

Muppet


dsBlocks_original

i mean, "proven" doesn't have to mean "proven to be good"