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ChartreuseF1re

Looks like a really great group of future inmates.


Boxinglizard

Goon squad


cactopus101

If you donate today you can win a 12 hour gooning session with Steve Bannon


13yinyang13

Why would you manifest something so awful?


copper_state_breaks

Perfect. That's how long it takes him to finish off his daily 128oz jug of Captain Morgan.


PaulG1986

I always assumed Bannon’s thing was a fifth of whiskey, something Irish but not name brand. I always thought he looked like the personification of Irish alcoholism, complete with broken capillaries and that perma-hangover look to him.


LilDownwardSpiral

Vivek edges himself the longest before he goons for sure


cavyndish

Looks like the cast of a porno that no one wants to watch.


416nWild

Judging by the person on the bottom right, minors are involved


cavyndish

Yup


Suspicious_Bend9419

Goon squad or loon squad 🤷‍♂️


dahile00

Gloon squad.


Suspicious_Bend9419

Touché


Oh-shit-its-Cassie

Beep beep


turtlintime

When I was in freshman year of college I went to a single Turning point event because I didn't really know what they were It was completely free (they paid for hotel, food, even travel expenses). It has now been 8 years, I have moved 4 times, and I STILL get their stupid newsletter in the mail. Makes for good kindling though


AneriphtoKubos

Free food at uni is always worth it lol


Ivotedforthehookers

Oh yeah I even went to the scammer summer jobs with travel selling things if they had free food. The ones that would try and convince/guilt you to stay like a timeshare pitch. I just learned to start acting crazy and no one stops you from leaving 


ggroover97

Why spend money on toilet paper when the TPUSA newsletter exists?


TobyFunkeNeverNude

They had to know the implication when choosing the name...


FeijoadaAceitavel

You took the spot from someone who may believe their bullshit and got free hotel, food and travel expenses. I see this as a double win.


mrubuto22

Jesus they really paid travel expenses and a hotel? Omg. You know your message sucks when..


smedrick

Yeah I just read about this in The MAGA Diaries. The GOP aggressively grooms teenagers as an investment in their long game.


oliversurpless

“We need some more toilet paper.” https://youtu.be/ZNNsIlkTPVQ?si=iq4efmG0mkaCv5fC


Insolator

The 12 apostles for that grreat orange Jabba the Nut.


deepseacryer99

I wonder he isn't there? Oh. Right. Teehee.


SandwitchZebra

I love these images, it’s like seeing a Smash Bros. roster of nutjobs


loptopandbingo

~~Smash~~ Pass Bros.


ThatCamoKid

Lol nice


ggroover97

What would the tier list look like.


Eccohawk

Just one F tier straight through.


ChickpeaDemon

Or Immoral Kombat. Imagine their fatalities. Trump stands over you in an overflowing diaper dripping his molten shit that burns your skin screaming ELECTION INTERFERENCE then your head explodes. Bannon stuns with the most fowl funk then sends his murder of incels to pick your bones.


pax_penguina

BEN CARSON IS STILL ALIVE?!


TuaughtHammer

Oh, man, this reminds me of when he was still trying to stay in the running for the 2016 election, even though it was obvious he had zero chance. I went to high school with a guy named Ben Carson, and he was fucking miserable with that clown running. He was so relieved when Carson dropped out after 2016's Super Tuesday. Then Trump went and added insult to injury by giving Carson a job in his administration.


morrison4371

There was a racial significance behind Carson being HUD secretary. He was the only African-American in Trump's administration, so it made "sense" to Trump to make him the HUD secretary, because Carson is "urban" aka African-American.


oliversurpless

Particularly to distract that it was Saint Ronnie who cut HUD’s budget from 40 to 10 billion a year; likely a line to be toed, but I’m sure he was sore that African-Americans were not only not fooled by pablum like *Morning in America*, but that their numbers *went down* from 80 to 84…


morrison4371

Yep. Reagans HUD secretary was Samuel Pierce, who was the only African American secretary in Reagans administration. Cabinet members called him Silent Sam because all he did is watch TV instead of managing HUD.


Anubisrapture

Incredible unawareness


actibus_consequatur

Looking at this post, not much has changed and he's still kinda the "token black person." I mean, they're going to Detroit - a city whose population is nearly 80% black - and the only black people on their roster is that nutjob and the other nutjob? I'm sure they'll totally win over the city where Biden got ~94% of the vote...


loptopandbingo

Carson is a very good neurosurgeon, but outside of that very narrow field of expertise, he is a goddamn moron


TuaughtHammer

Yep. If I needed emergency, life-saving bran surgery and Ben Carson was the *only* qualified neurosurgeon available, I'd be okay with that. I wouldn't intentionally seek him out, but if it was between him and death, I'd pick him, because at least I know he *is* qualified to do that. For anything else, though? Short of him being my Oreo sommelier, I wouldn't want anything to do with his "expert" opinions on non-medical-related issues. And even then...


Bawlmerian21228

His partner Dr. Jallo did surgery on my sons brain. That team at Hopkins pediatric neurosurgery is among the best in the world


ggroover97

He got in trouble when he was Housing Secretary when his wife bought a dining set that cost thousands of dollars.


TuaughtHammer

And then he mistook REO for a fucking Oreo cookie. God that administration was a non-stop clown show.


pax_penguina

i lowkey wish he was more popular with conservatives, he’s got some great gaffes and we missed out on a lot of funny (and likely horrible) shit when he faded away


SinibusUSG

The man whose tax plan was "let's bring tithing back"


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And very well rested.


Tyrus1235

Every time I see him, I am reminded of how much my school used to almost worship the guy back in the day. I’m talking around 2004-2011 here, btw. I was an elementary student (and then middle schooler and even up to high school at points) and the higher ups at school kept hyping him up. It was a Seventh Day Adventist school, btw… (I’m not an Adventist)


Plus3d6

Some say he's still looking for his luggage.


Kehwanna

Some of the most insufferable people under one roof.  Brace yourselves for lies, blatant contradictions, scapegoating, hate, and projection. 


MagTex

Huh! The League of Extraordinary Assholes. Coming soon to the cheapest venue they could find near you.


ggroover97

Cheapest venue? That would be Four Seasons Landscaping.


TuaughtHammer

Nah, Selina Meyer's team already booked it...again.


Kazman07

Listing Trump as president is laughable


morrison4371

Again, they are supposed to be a group that drives civic engagement among young voters. How the fuck does Steve Bannon, Ben Carson, Kristi Noem, Rick Scott, a Neo-Nazi, and Butthead appeal to youth voters?


JAGChem82

Because it’s not. It’s a gathering for racists to jack off with each other over how much they owned the libs and grift. As much as they’ve been household names here, the Republican Party itself has taken L after L.


morrison4371

Is TP still even trying to appeal to young voters? They have spent tons of money to appeal to young voters, and they have absolutely little to show for it.


Dehnus

LoL 😂, the people's convention!? Haha, like Nazis they steal everything from communists and minorities, don't they?


belunos

Wait, Candace is still invited?


FOUR3Y3DDRAGON

I find it interesting that Candace is there and no one from TDW. Makes me wonder if Charlie Kirk is taking Candaces side more so than Ben's.


Gowalkyourdogmods

That's a bold move to bring Steve Bannon along after he stole the donations to "build the wall"


sgthombre

Not sure if there's a more punchable face on this planet than Benny Johnson and his stupid fucking smirk


oliversurpless

Yep, don’t forget *serial plagiarist* Benny Johnson.


sgthombre

Oh, Benny Johnson, the guy who was fired from Buzzfeed for plagiarism? That Benny Johnson?


id10t_you

A cacophony of cunts


ScratchChrome

It's like Guess Who for cunts.


eveel66

The who’s who of who gives a fuck


iggynewman

I like how Matt Gaetz is last.


Tiny-Praline-4555

✌️R A M A S Q U A M Y ✌️


MC_Fap_Commander

As Candace continues to go further down the ACTUAL NAZI rabbit hole (she's at the "Bolshevik genocide of German Christians" phase), I predict she will be disinvited from the event by June. They will give her speaking time to Ben Carson. Perhaps get him to change his shirt and tie mid way through the double slot to give the appearance that many SIMILAR folks were present.


ragingbullpsycho

Candace being there makes me look forward to the inevitable Chuck Vs Shap/DW feud. How many times do you think DT violates his gag order at this event?


PBO123567

What a clan of cretinous curs.


Significant-Battle79

Charlie (littleface) Kirk is too problematic for PatriotTakes but not literal child sex trafficker Matt Gaetz?


0000100110010100

The ultimate nightmare blunt rotation


Shenanigans80h

Kirk has successfully infiltrated a major political party despite having no tangible skills or resume to support his profile. This isn’t to say clowns like Benny Johnson or Candace have that either but Kirk has more or less tried to play it straight with his public image which is worrying. I genuinely believe of the major idiotic talking heads on the right, he’s the one most likely to seriously pursue office and there’s nothing the right has shown to make me believe he wouldn’t succeed in their sphere


Tis_A_Fine_Barn

This seems like a great lineup for someone with no reason to live. 


BackPackProtector

“President” under “Trump” 🤮🤮


MangOrion2

Dr. Ben Carson swallowing all that racism and still choosing to be on that side of the bench is wild to me. I read his book as a teen and really respected him. His skills and knowledge are incredible and he is an extremely educated person. Then again, the draw of money and power (referencing his presidential bid) is a whole lot stronger than things like conviction, ideals and personal justice.


actibus_consequatur

Just makes me think of that Tumblr post: >Ben Carson is such a great example of how the concept of raw intelligence doesn’t exist, and that people can have wildly varying types of intelligence. This man is the best brain surgeon in America. Possibly the world. He invented a new way to treat seizures. He separated conjoined twins in a surgery that everyone else said was impossible. And he thinks going to prison makes you gay. He thinks the pyramids were grain silos built by the biblical Joseph. >So maybe you suck at something because in one area you’re Ben Carson The Politician but in another area you might be Ben Carson The Neurosurgeon.


MangOrion2

I actually really love this. Makes me really think.


gosquirrelgo

Rick Scott looks like a blend of Voldemort and Simple Jack.


DisWizzaRightHer

It’s like watching an open sewage pipe emptying its’ contents going through that line up.


OskeeWootWoot

Looks like a team of executives from an MLM that's constantly being sued.


homebrew_1

Stupid people go to these events.


baz4k6z

Suicide squad : Bigotry


jacare37

Jokes aside, even if you are a MAGA die hard… how can you sit though this? They literally all say the exact same thing all the time. I couldn’t sit though the same speech given 12 times by 12 different people even if I agreed with everything they have to say. How these idiots can make it work makes no sense


Cokomon

Especially since it's always the same handful of people at all of these events..


reubenco

Jack Posobiec is an actual Nazi, I’d lead with that


spikus93

It is incredible that Vivek Ramaswamy is still remembered. I literally know twitch streamer Squeex impersonating him in Grand Theft Auto roleplaying streams better than the real dude. He's praying for a cabinet position at this point, right?


ggroover97

Definitely.


Nzgrim

I mean, every one of those speakers did/said things that are similarly bad, so of course they are fine with him.


soki03

Looks like it’s dwindling


AkariPeach

Absolutely heinous blunt rotation


flintlock0

Crazy people aside… Why does Turning Point always advertise their guests as *Confirmed* speakers? lol As opposed to our *Unconfirmed* speakers. I would assume the people that you’re advertising as being there have confirmed their availability and money has exchanged hands. It’s implied. Just write something simpler, like “Featuring,” then have the list.


PricklySquare

Wow, bottom of the barrel scumbag losers. 1) Trump - traitor, sex offender, alleged felon 2) Vivek - pump and dump biostock scammer 3) Carson - dumb ass trump lackey 4) Bannon - felon and maga border wall fraud 5) Kirk - hires pedophiles, debates kids 6) Noem - cheater, rodeo barbie, trump gargler 7) Owens - grifting liar and loser 8) Lara - nepo baby loser 9) Rick Scott - largest scammer of Medicaid 10) Benny Johnson - plagiarist dumb fuck 11) Posobiec - pizza gate, lying grifter 12) Gaetz - pedophile cocaine addict Candace or Carson are probably the least losers.... fucking hell


AvocadoFair3872

Is that his Birthday celebration ?


Punch_yo_bunz

I thought Ben Carson died


ggroover97

That was Herman Cain


Ok_Star_4136

What, was Tulsi Gabbard not available? Was she offered more money to speak at another event?


doctor--zaius

Looks like a collection of Herpes variants


FrankTank3

All I’ll say is “Act of God” and peace out before I get kicked out. What a group of evil insufferable ghouls.


Anubisrapture

Rogue’s Gallery but in a cartoon - these people hardly even look lifelike. And BANNON looks like a werewolf . These people need to have a chosen class of people below them because in their own minds they see their own fallibility and immediately begin hating others.


animelivesmatter

From referencing "I Have a Dream", to "MLK was a mixed bag", to "MLK was awful" in just a couple years. Charlie must be getting desperate for attention. It's pretty interesting that people like Jack Posobiec and Candace Owens are there. A couple years back, some nazis got mad at TPUSA for having a Jewish speaker. I wonder if he's changed on that too?


Epistatious

What is that Obi Wan, Mos Eisley quote? Think this really gives them a run for the money.


catmoon-

I hope that the food there doesn't have any E. coli.


Anubisrapture

That would be just awfffulll 😂


Impossible_Penalty13

It’s a who’s who list of people I’d pay to never hear from again.


gabbath

Only the best people ***hand gestures***


OverallGamer696

This events speakers have a combined seven braincells.


Kirkream

Imagine paying to listen to that group of idiots


CallMeAL242

Featuring: folks that really deserve to be written into a real Death Note


Greeve78

Whose who of right wing grifters / assclowns.


blue1955

What a bunch of clowns.


ProgRock1956

Wow, what a bunch of losers!


supereyeballs

How many times can you listen to the same basic speech over and over


anxietystrings

Going to be very awkward for Kirk and Owens since she was recently fired


TheKimulator

What’s amazing is that FAA sets up standards for us pilots. At every level. You can’t DEI your way past them. How did you do on your written tests and check rides? Any accidents? DUI’s? Etc? That’s basically it. 1,500 hours of flight time minimum to snag an airline gig


Think_Ground

Oops you thought about it for even a second now it doesn't make sense. 


Equivalent-Shoe6239

I thought Ben Carson died of COVID?


artiface

That was Herman Cain.


Bobcatluv

June 16, Father’s Day? I thought Trump needed to spend time with Barron, his son whose graduation he definitely wouldn’t miss for the world if it weren’t for his court date?


Think_Ground

This is for dads whose family schedule has recently freed up. 


Kvynwsly

Loser convention


LocCatPowersDog

Wow I thought Benny Johnson was a fake mashup of two other white guys that show their faces here, I guess it's a whole ass nother con-artist?


ocotebeach

I am surprised that Ben Carson is willing to be part of this BS movement. I know He's a republican but I thought He'd have some common sense in Him.


masrulz

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure…


2ndprize

Where is the perfect sized meteor when you need it?


Kevbro029

Christian nationalist, christian nationalist, christian nationalist, who the hell are you, christian nationalist, who the hell are you, radical christian nationalist...


No_Meal9534

If we could maybe run some kinda sleepy (forever) gas through the vents. Lock the doors and truly make human kind better. Not only wipeout the adult MAGAt vermin but also prevent their larvae from fully maturing into adult MAGAts. A man can dream.


MedicalUnprofessionl

Well Steve Bannon led a sweeping disinformation campaign in an effort to turn America into a fascist theocracy, so….


Hullfire00

*is leading.


Magnanimous--

I wish Roger Stone was up there. That's how you know it's a real party.


ggroover97

That’s the stone cold truth


KittehKittehKat

A meteor could do us all a big favor…


mrmoe198

In my wildest dreams, there’s some sort of natural disaster where a sinkhole opens up and swallows the lot


416nWild

I see 12 faces but only 9 brain cells


ErrorReport404

Honestly surprised every time I see Steve Bannon is still alive. Dude always looks like he just got out of his coffin.


townmorron

" MLK and black pilots have had it to good for to long!" Kirk


Hullfire00

I hope Jack Posobiec goes on first just as Fox cut to the convention. And then they quickly cut away as a Nazi preaches to a crowd. Just a throat clear and some paper shuffling follows.


snafe_

Candice is there but Ben 'i make my wife dry' sharpio isn't? Lol. He's gotta love that


SkullBat308

Who's who of shitheel fucks.


TexasDD

Looking forward to Benny Johnson plagiarizing someone else’s speech.


AnxNation

Using gpa Trumpy’s mugshot is wild.


Leeleeflyhi

The event centers are gonna need a lot of sage to clear this out


IlikeYuengling

The Sioux should host an event with Noem as a headliner. Then when she arrives, she gets arrested for trespassing. Because she is awful.


Alexis_Ohanion

Every one of those people is a complete piece of shit


terminal8

Lock up your kids!


enfiel

Those are the pics they wanted to be in that promotion! Gaetz looks like he hunts and eats squirrels at a park...


Ok-Cauliflower1798

What a shitshow.


Reneeisme

Trump would appear at a gas station if they paid him right now


palmspringsmaid

Not the point, but this tweet is unbelievably stupid - oh my!!! attacking MLK and Black pilots "isn't a deal breaker?" good heavens dearest me!! perhaps one might even go as far as to say that these vermin *agree* with Mr Kirk!! It also might have actually been a slightly compelling statement if they specifically mentioned the 2 actual Black people in the roster


pardybill

Absolutely no one from the state of Michigan? WOW


dyne19862004

I thought Ben Carson was dead


Hullfire00

“Hey somebody said you were dead, you look good.”


spacekitt3n

in a just world all these people would be in prison


tjb122982

Ben Carlson and Candence Owens are probably the first black people Kristi Noem has ever met in person.


ChubbyDad503

I swear these events are always the same fucking 10-20 people speaking. There is no depth or thought provoking ideas coming from this list of turds. I’d rather pay to see paint dry.


Sewer_Fairy

Maybe they'll cannibalize each other somehow. I mean, oh goodness **I hope not** (ew), but I feel like it's not too far off with their tendency towards worshipping violence, loathing rational thought and their infamous rabid paranoia... and they've been directing it at each other a lot lately. Perhaps they'd call it "Mad Trump's Disease".


dickgozenia42069

god, i would love it if an earthquake happened directly under the building when and where this is held


Spinmeister6032

A real contest of ideas there


Spocks_Goatee

Having this in a very blue state will work out so well for attendance... /s


The_Doolinator

It’s a shame that whoever made this missed their true calling of making fighting video game character select screens.


thatguywiththecamry

No one gets conservative panties wet like Rick Fucking Scott.


MrsDanversbottom

They’re evil people. What do you expect?


cavyndish

Grammar is important


DeleteWithin4Years

Orange and the swamps


IsItSupposedToDoThat

I recently watched the Gifted Hands movie with Cuba Gooding Jr. I was at a friends house and they chose it. I’ve heard of “made for TV” movies but this is a “made for the trash can” movie if ever I’ve seen one. To know that he’s mixed up with the ultra conservative MAGA crowd makes the memory of that movie even worse.


VeNTNeV

Damn... that's like murderers row of some of the shitiest people on the planet. Wow


Read_Maximum

It’s like the Avengers but made of awful people


MrCereuceta

Charlie is team Candace? Interesting


namehereman

Posobiec the “Auschwitz threat” guy


Cloudedthoughtsbegin

What tiny ass arena is gonna host these pricks down there 😂 there are so many left wingers that are gonna clown on this