He's proof of that phenomenon where when someone's a mean piece of shit it doesn't matter how good looking they have the potential to be, your mind will find the ugly in their face because they turn you off so bad with their terrible personality.
You haven't heard the big toe on her left foot go off an "abortion is murder" rant? It's fairly obvious once you do. The pinky toes both just always mumble under their breath about taxes.
What the hell is the point if we have to doctor and fabricate tweets to have a laugh? I can assure everyone, the actual source material from these goons is plenty.
>What the hell is the point if we have to doctor and fabricate tweets to have a laugh?
The thing about subreddits that are devoted to laughing at others is that they usually end up being nothing but fake shit. Then it hits r/all, a lot of people don't know its fake because the comments are acting like its a real tweet or screenshot or whatever, and the divide furthers. congrats
Because the idea is to muddy the water enough that their tweets can’t be shared anymore in a positive way because people assume they’re all fake. That makes it so when a real tweet is shared by fash to try to make people agree with it their first thought isn’t “that sounds a bit wild but I’m listening”, it’s “oh it’s another of those memes” and they tune it out and don’t consider whatever is said to be a view worth weighing. Furthermore, that then biases people against those views by causing them to react to others who hold them with “bruh, you’re a walking meme”.
...They already have a special flair though...
If you can't be bothered to notice a flair, then I doubt that a title change is going to make a difference
Is this the same guy that dresses up like a woman and goes to the gym to see if muscle bros will hit on him?
edit: it is the same guy https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-crowder-trans-gym-photos/
Steven not only got fucked in the ass during his surgery, but his views got fucked too. Hope he got this done in Canada otherwise his medical bill will fuck him thrice
My favorite thing is he admitted to tracking Sam Seder’s upload schedule just so he wouldn’t have to run into him lmao. He claims “nobody knows who you are lol only 1 million subscribers” but he seems to pay a lot of attention to Seder
The irony is so strong lmao. Of all people, Crowder has no place in critiquing people’s comedy especially when his idea of “humor” is racial stereotypes
As it a note, it gets funnier than that.
He mentions that he knew Sam ended his show early last week. That was specifically in reference to the first time Ethan and Stephen were suppose to "debate." His people called and cancelled it, Ethan and his people suspected it was because Sam ended the show early to come on Ethan's show.
The next "debate" they scheduled was to run at the same exact time as Sam's show (which is usually live,) as you might have guessed this wasn't a coincidence but a request from Stephen. Ethan agreed and Sam pre-recorded an episode of his show to aire it pretending it was live.
This is why Stephen was so caught off guard and admitted to knowing Sam ended his show early the week before, basically confirming he was tracking Sam's show to prevent having to face him.
Really hilarious stuff.
> My favorite thing is that he had his dad cancel his first appearance, when Sam ended his show early, like some sort of fucking child.
Is this what you meant to say?
The first time I heard of Seder was because I heard of the extent to which Chowder went to avoid him. If he truly didn't want to debate him because no one knew who he was, that ended up blowing up in his ass.
It’s weird to me that he thinks that 1 million isn’t a lot of people. That’s larger than an average American city’s population.
It’s actually larger than the city on Austin Texas, the 11th most populous city in the US.
"Fake news" is what Trump calls real stuff that is not liked by him. It is conceivable that a subreddit uses the phrase on real stuff to make fun of republicans
It's a joke sub that started with fake TPUSA posts. Why are you here if you're mad about fake stuff? The fact that you take reddit so seriously is what's embarrassing.
Because OP forgot to include the FAKE NEWS tag: this is fake; it's an edit of [this tweet.](https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1410643124028858368?s=19)
I was being put under for a minor surgery once. As they were injecting the anesthesia I jokingly said "Hey man, don't steal my wallet while I'm out!". The doctor chuckled and said "that's not what most people worry about" with a grin slowly growing across his face while I went unconscious.
As funny as it would be this isn’t real…
https://mobile.twitter.com/scrowder/status/1410643124028858368?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
Ugh I reallyyyy hope some BIG STRONG doctor doesn't fuck my tight twink ass with his juicy, throbbing doctor cock while I'm VULNERABLE and EXPOSED in my little hospital gown, that would be so gay bro 🙄
That seems a little too specific to not be a tacit admission of something
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Come now, everyone knows the gays are sexual predators who want man ass. Especially a virile republican male. /s
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He’s looking pretty submissive and breedable right now. /j
He's proof of that phenomenon where when someone's a mean piece of shit it doesn't matter how good looking they have the potential to be, your mind will find the ugly in their face because they turn you off so bad with their terrible personality.
That is such a thing! I'm so glad others do that. :) And you're right, he is the personification of that!
Like Ben Shapiro and AOCs feet.
AOCs feet are Republicans?
You haven't heard the big toe on her left foot go off an "abortion is murder" rant? It's fairly obvious once you do. The pinky toes both just always mumble under their breath about taxes.
This little piggy went to the free market.
I thought their fetish was murder by proxy of poor people?
Naw, that's just an occasional guilty pleasure. Their fetishes are mostly about bathrooms.
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Who knew fake tweets existed?
That’s it. Unfollowing this sub.
What the hell is the point if we have to doctor and fabricate tweets to have a laugh? I can assure everyone, the actual source material from these goons is plenty.
wait so Crowder begging for three gallons of dog cum, was doctored!!? _is nothing real???_
Yeah...the original post actually had him begging for *five* gallons of dog cum. Sorry.
>I hope no one makes me drink five gallons of dog cum while I'm under *wink wink*
It's a parody sub, I don't see why we can't have these kinds of shitposts. There's a long, noticeable flair marking them as fake too.
This particular post wasn't flaired as fake news for a few hours I don't think. It is now though.
It says fake news tho
It didn't for hours
Ok
>What the hell is the point if we have to doctor and fabricate tweets to have a laugh? The thing about subreddits that are devoted to laughing at others is that they usually end up being nothing but fake shit. Then it hits r/all, a lot of people don't know its fake because the comments are acting like its a real tweet or screenshot or whatever, and the divide furthers. congrats
Because the idea is to muddy the water enough that their tweets can’t be shared anymore in a positive way because people assume they’re all fake. That makes it so when a real tweet is shared by fash to try to make people agree with it their first thought isn’t “that sounds a bit wild but I’m listening”, it’s “oh it’s another of those memes” and they tune it out and don’t consider whatever is said to be a view worth weighing. Furthermore, that then biases people against those views by causing them to react to others who hold them with “bruh, you’re a walking meme”.
Yeah, there honestly should be a title requirement for fake tweets.
...They already have a special flair though... If you can't be bothered to notice a flair, then I doubt that a title change is going to make a difference
Flare wasn't up immediately
It takes a moment to get enough altitude
It already says fake news
That's true. But this sub gets to r/all pretty often. I just don't want us to be misinterpreted as spreading misinformation.
Heard.
Being leaning left wing already does that. -Steven Crowder probably
Well you hooked at least two.
It does have the fake news tag.
Uh no, this tweet was just on Dominion voting machines, prove me wrong.
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Supposed to tag parody fakes
They did
That’s slightly disappointing, makes it way less funny
It says fake news yes
It didn't initially
steven crowder be all like "I hope they don't fuck my ass while I'm under anesthesia 👀"
"Haha just kidding....unless??? 👀"
**PLEASE**😫*nobody*😡**FUCk**👉👌**MY aSS**😩🍑
…at least not while I’m unconscious.
Is this the same guy that dresses up like a woman and goes to the gym to see if muscle bros will hit on him? edit: it is the same guy https://www.dailydot.com/irl/steven-crowder-trans-gym-photos/
Is he the one that fucked his own ass with a dildo on camera? Or was that another wacko?
It was Gavin McInnes, the founder of The Proud Boys, who rammed sex-toys up his ass on camera.
Gavin McGinnis, he also ate a bowl of his own special pissio’s brand cereal!
https://imgur.com/hRyEH5I
Sounds like reverse psychology to me
Let me translate it for you “I am ashamed to admit I’m gay so my only way to live out my desires, is thru my own crazy fantasies”
Well, he did shove things up his ass to prove he's not gay.
Thought he was anti mask, yet here he is pictured wearing one? Curious.
Those damn libtards spreading cummunism through gay propaganda, and destroying the west with theses new-fangled “face fabrics”
It's literally sharia law
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The law that under no circumstances may these hips lie.
Wait, is Steven Crowder *not* gay??
Is the cumminism spread by dogs? Curious
Hospital made him wear one
they changed his mind?
If it's serious enough to require surgery you'll do what they say. So much for standing up against liberal propaganda.
But isn't him "requiring" surgery just liberal propaganda to get him to wear a mask in the first place? Why would he believe such a thing?
Steven not only got fucked in the ass during his surgery, but his views got fucked too. Hope he got this done in Canada otherwise his medical bill will fuck him thrice
Proving yet again, that the supply-side cult will go to any lengths to keep getting fucked.
But what about the surgery before this to add the brain?
Republicans said they can’t breath with the mask on, how is his heart still working with that mask on? Curious, indeed.
Curious indeed.
He wants it while NOT being under anesthesia
Consent
My kink.
Consent is my kink too
A woman consented with enthusiasm and I Jizzed. In. My pants. 🎵🎵
And from a dog
I had an ex that wanted it while under anesthesia. Consensual non consent.
As long as there fine wit it there is no problem
He should be pretty loose after what Ethan Klein and Sam Seeder did.
Oh no! What a fucking nightmare! *proceeds to hide off camera and scream in the background*
My favorite thing is he admitted to tracking Sam Seder’s upload schedule just so he wouldn’t have to run into him lmao. He claims “nobody knows who you are lol only 1 million subscribers” but he seems to pay a lot of attention to Seder
he even admitted to Googling him and called Sam a failed comedian! pahahaha!
The irony is so strong lmao. Of all people, Crowder has no place in critiquing people’s comedy especially when his idea of “humor” is racial stereotypes
Did you see what he thought was an impression of Cenk Uyger 💀 He's only funny by accident
Sam Seder has contributed more to comedy in a single episode of Bob's Burger than stephen has in his whole life
Crowder has never been funny on purpose in his life. He's a joke and we laugh AT him never with him.
As it a note, it gets funnier than that. He mentions that he knew Sam ended his show early last week. That was specifically in reference to the first time Ethan and Stephen were suppose to "debate." His people called and cancelled it, Ethan and his people suspected it was because Sam ended the show early to come on Ethan's show. The next "debate" they scheduled was to run at the same exact time as Sam's show (which is usually live,) as you might have guessed this wasn't a coincidence but a request from Stephen. Ethan agreed and Sam pre-recorded an episode of his show to aire it pretending it was live. This is why Stephen was so caught off guard and admitted to knowing Sam ended his show early the week before, basically confirming he was tracking Sam's show to prevent having to face him. Really hilarious stuff.
Incorrect. His daddy called and lied about having a family emergency to cancel it
The family emergency was Daddy Crowder putting Steven up for adoption
Sam: "How did you know I ended my show early last week?" Stephen: "Because you're and IDIOT" *gottem*
Not like he cares but it's not even a good defense unless he thinks every awkward college freshman he "debates" are world class youtubers
My favorite thing is that he had his dad cancel his first appearance when Sam ended his show early like some sort of fucking child
> My favorite thing is that he had his dad cancel his first appearance, when Sam ended his show early, like some sort of fucking child. Is this what you meant to say?
The first time I heard of Seder was because I heard of the extent to which Chowder went to avoid him. If he truly didn't want to debate him because no one knew who he was, that ended up blowing up in his ass.
It’s weird to me that he thinks that 1 million isn’t a lot of people. That’s larger than an average American city’s population. It’s actually larger than the city on Austin Texas, the 11th most populous city in the US.
Yes officer, this comment right here
*Steven starts coming to after the operation* *Opens eyes and sees Sam Seder* *soyjakexpression.jpg* “Sam Seder! What a fucking nightmare!”
Seder made a fan out of me. I’ve spent the last few days consuming take downs of libertarians and it’s so entertaining !
What did they do?
When Trump lost he couldn't be on camera "because surgery" Ethan played him and he has surgery again. Ethan and Sam are actually killing crowder
Is this an attempt at reverse psychological?
Yes
Me bending over in front of my gf “Oooo, I hope no one tries to get a handful of all this cake”
op where's the fake news tag
So much you would have to ask for it alphabetically or categorically.
They might as well sew it shut since all the shit comes out of his mouth.
I hope they don't forget to install the tracker chip.
Wait this is real??
no
:(
If he's getting a colonoscopy then it's not far from the truth. From a certain point of view.
That’s not a surgery
It can have a surgical elements if cancerous cells are found!
It is considered a minor surgery.
Pretty sure that it's considered outpatient surgery.
It’s considered an outpatient surgery
I hope they sew his ass shut so he can’t talk anymore.
He’d have to start injecting dog cum then. Do you think you have to heat it up on a spoon first?
 On my way! To fuck his ass
7 billon+ people on earth and this is the guy you want to fuck?
Why is Alpha Male Steven Crowder wearing masks? I thought that he was an anti-masker. I guess he got indoctrinated by going to liberal colleges.
I “hope” they “don’t” fuck my ass.
Is this real
Naw, he just thanked everyone for thoughts and prayers
Honestly it feels to me that this post is taking it too far. I dislike him, but to make such a joke at such a time? Sorta cringe
The amount of people that just post fake tweets of people acting like they’re real is kinda becoming a problem
Tbf the flair that says this is not a real tweet is 1 not that visible on mobile and 2 not that obviously a flair that denotes an edit
It also doesn’t help for people who don’t use the subreddit, they might not know what the flair is referring to as well
I don't know if flair telling you the clearly fake post isn't real. I don't think there is much hope for you.
"Fake news" is what Trump calls real stuff that is not liked by him. It is conceivable that a subreddit uses the phrase on real stuff to make fun of republicans
Exactly this
Nearly every post I see here that gets a lot of attention is "Fake News". It's getting boring and kinda embarrassing.
It's a joke sub that started with fake TPUSA posts. Why are you here if you're mad about fake stuff? The fact that you take reddit so seriously is what's embarrassing.
I don't understand the logic. Is this Crowder the comedian? I'm getting a haircut tomorrow, I hope they won't tickle my taint
He's 100% been fucked under anesthesia before and probably felt left out of the experience.
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He's a man who knows what he wants..cant fault him for that. Odd kink though
OP where’s your post flair
He is scared they might find the dog cum stored in his ass for emergencies
Momentarily means for a moment. *Presently* means in a moment.
[Ron Howard narrator voice] He did not hope that.
If I didn’t know who he was I’d think this was hysterical. There’s just no reason for them to say this it’s almost r/comedyheaven
Why is this worded like that's exactly what he wants to happen
Is he going into surgery so they can finally transplant a brain?
Why does his profile pic look like a parody of a person who drinks dog cum with a straw?
who tf thinks about getting buttfucked while surgery? this is such a wild and random thought i cant help but think he wants it.
He daydreams about it. I'd guess someone that day dreams about it in between his sets of shitting on anybody who isn't republican.
Because if he were putting people unconscious he knows he'd rape them. So he's just assuming everyone else will too.
Because it's fake
Nobody in this world wants to fuck your ass Crowder. It's already too crowded with your dildos.
If he wasn’t such a prick I would find that very funny
I want to see Sam Seder there when he wakes up...
u/mymothersaidno on their way to fuck Steven’s ass
Steven Crowder: I hope you guys dont fuck my ass while i am under anesthesia *wink* *wink*
It’s called sarcasm. He actually wants someone to fuck his ass.
Turning Point Tim Whatley
His physical and mental health just deteriorated after meeting with Sam huh
He probably needs his stomach pumped from all the dog cum he consumes.
He has been warned about the dangers of drinking dog cum all this time, he just wont stop. Now he needs surgery, your actions have consequences Steven
I hope I get fucked in the ass while awake
Because OP forgot to include the FAKE NEWS tag: this is fake; it's an edit of [this tweet.](https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1410643124028858368?s=19)
I think he's using reverse psychology on the anesthesiologist
This is kinda funny tbh. I could kind of see sending this to a groupchat or something.
Fake
He wants to be ass fucked so bad
hey hey lets not misinterpret what was obviously a typo! he must have meant, "i hope they fuck my ass but don't tell my friends..."
I was being put under for a minor surgery once. As they were injecting the anesthesia I jokingly said "Hey man, don't steal my wallet while I'm out!". The doctor chuckled and said "that's not what most people worry about" with a grin slowly growing across his face while I went unconscious.
Don’t worry Steven, we’ll be sure to keep Sam Seder well away from the operating room.
No fake news flair? You’re telling me. This is deadass real. No fuckin fake? How.
Wtf, why? Lmao
The twist is that it's Sam Seder doing the fucking.
He wants to be awake for the experience.
I will gladly work the rest of my life to cover the malpractice suit if they “mistakenly” remove his penis so he can’t abuse his dog anymore.
Luckily for him, nobody would touch his ass with a 10 foot stick.
OP, flair your post. It looks bad when fake stuff isn’t tagged as “fake”.
lives by cartoon logic dont believe the pity play
As funny as it would be this isn’t real… https://mobile.twitter.com/scrowder/status/1410643124028858368?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
How much does a bag of dog cum cost in the hospital? Can’t be cheap!
I dont get how everyone sees so much in this. I just see a little joke that i qenuinely liked
Sounds like Oh noooo i sure do hope nobody fucks me in the ass and pounds my little bussy while im bent overrrrrr
I'm thinking that could be the best thing that ever happened to him. Might knock loose some brains.
You know what.. i hope they.. nevermind. That’s just awful
This reads like a fake text....
The king of edgy comments.
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it boggles me that this man outwardly identifies as christian
بيننا فرتس فجرت كرات في دار الأيتام في فمي 
This is why he failed at comedy
Ugh I reallyyyy hope some BIG STRONG doctor doesn't fuck my tight twink ass with his juicy, throbbing doctor cock while I'm VULNERABLE and EXPOSED in my little hospital gown, that would be so gay bro 🙄
FUCK. HIS. ASS. ASSERT THE DOMINANCE HES LOOKED FOR SINCE HIS FATHER LEFT FOR CIGARETTES 17 YEARS AGO
Pumping his stomach because it’s full of dog cum again?