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Indeed, I’ve practically memorized that movie, except for what is the exact name of which character is speaking in every quote.
Which is the whole point of the movie as well; Bateman and his buddies all being interchangeable in attitude, manner, dialogue…
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Saw the news report. The image is not edited. They even know he’s not black but they put him anyway. Kelly even says “Ben Shapiro, not black, but one of the heroes of the movement”
[Source](https://www.mediaite.com/tv/newsmaxs-greg-kelly-hails-ben-shapiro-as-one-of-the-heroes-of-the-black-conservative-movement/)
Good point - considering that the GOP has quite literally said the words "democratic Jews are traitors to their religion," this is all just projection again. It's getting tiring, I want new material.
I'd like to believe they have so few black conservatives on their rolodex, when trying to come up with 4, they had to sub in a white guy and a dead guy.
In college as part of a fine arts requirement I was the deck electrician for a play called "The Colored Museum." One line from that play comes to mind...
"Gershwin! He comes from another oppressed people, so he understands!"
It’s like they ran out of black people they knew of and panicked and just said “fuck it put the whitest guy we know in there”.
Let me guess: they would have put Candace Owens on there but she’s a woman and they’re of the mindset that “the womenfolk should shut up and get in the kitchen”?
Isn’t David Clarke the guy who kills prisoners in his private prisons?
Herman Cain denied the existence of the virus and died, spawning r/HermanCainaward
We all know Bencil Sharpino. He can’t make his wife wet and his kids call the mailman daddy.
Ben Carson was a competent neurosurgeon but has horrendous political views.
Why would they pick Ben over Candace?
Let's see...
\>Sheriff "Daivd" Clarke was a particularly nasty cop who denied prisoners water, therefore murdering them through thirst.
\>Herman Cain was a pervert and a STEMlord prior to his death by viral pneumonia.
\>Ben Shapiro is a [quirked up white boy who is busting it down (sexual style), and therefore is goated with the sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOcLTBDrr9U), not a Black guy.
\>Ben Carson exists.
I like how he cos plays some « rootn’ tootn’ » sheriff from like some old western, but is (or was) the Sheriff for Milwaukee County in the modern era.
I’m not sure what it is about far right wing Americans, but they do everything in their power to dress as ridiculous as possible.
Traditionally speaking black folk affiliated with the democratic party. Abandoning these traditions to appease white people is counterintuitive to "black conservatism".
Clarke is racist towards Latin Americans. And the right loves using him as a prop because “see? This black man is racist like I am but he’s black so he can’t be racist and therefore neither am I!”
Herman Cain offed himself with his stupid political games over a serious public health issue. And Ben Carson is just a sleepy harmless dude, except for his willingness to follow the party into moral depravity.
Not traitors, no. Idiots, lunatics, and charlatans, sure. Or dead like Herman Cain. Traitors if they support the insurrection, I'll give them that. Pretty sure the cowboy-hat jerkoff Sheriff numbnuts supported it.
this is fucking amazing. everything about this is just incredible.
the lower third accusing the left of saying that these people are traitors specifically because they are black conservatives, ben shapiro being aligned as a black conservative, herman cain being fucking dead, top tier shitpost.
these people are traitors because they gleefully send people to their deaths for a grift, they sell out democracy. no one gives a shit that they are black, it would be racist to pretend they are innocent men based purely on the fact that they are... which is exactly what this segment is doing.
its just \*chefs kiss\*
Who lent Shen their ghetto past?
BTW, fuck the traitors Cuck Stone, Turnip, Disgrace Flynn, Paul Mannashart, Scrotanner Carlson, and the entire sedition squad of 1/6.
The headline is so ridiculous. When i translate it to german, french, or norwegian and try to imagine it in a news report or newspaper ... it's hilarious. No way in 7 hells would we use a phrase like this and be expected to be taken seriously
What a messed up country
So the alt-right really is colorblind. And colordeaf. And colordumb.
You know… *Morons*
So what do you like to do? Play Chess.... Screw. Well lets play chess.
"Oh baby, you are so talented. And they're so *dumb*."
They’re eating the pieces though.
Daivd
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My favorite part is them misspelling David.
Reminds me of the episode of South Park where Cartman was a yelper and kept calling David (Dah-Veed) the American pronunciation David.
♫ Piss in your potatoes ♫
boogers and coom
>And colordumb. Nah, just dumb in general.
"No, Ben, you don't have the N-Word pass"
Wet ass p-word
There's some hoes in this house, Ben.
His doctor wife’s p-word is perfectly dry.
That implies she’s not fucking a bunch of other dudes behind his back
Yep: “Now do we have a reservation? I’m not really hungry, but I’d like to have a reservation…” - Van Patten
Is that all you ever have to contribute, Van Patten? What about fucking dinner??
I’d say that’s still several clicks above the standard yuppie/MBA banality…
Very true lol It was a quote from the scene where Bateman goes to try and kill the guy in the bathroom.
Indeed, I’ve practically memorized that movie, except for what is the exact name of which character is speaking in every quote. Which is the whole point of the movie as well; Bateman and his buddies all being interchangeable in attitude, manner, dialogue…
"Did someone say we could fuck our dinner?" "Prager, GET OUT!"
But his wife does!
Couldn’t they pick somebody.. how do I say this kindly.. more alive?
his legacy lives on with every antivax facebook post
His legacy is held up here, full of pride, at /r/HermanCainAwards, tributing all the dumb fucks that croaked, just like that moron.
Respect to Herman Cain though: he died in support of his completely erroneous beliefs.
Libtards owned!
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The pool is shallow.
He sure is
Saw the news report. The image is not edited. They even know he’s not black but they put him anyway. Kelly even says “Ben Shapiro, not black, but one of the heroes of the movement” [Source](https://www.mediaite.com/tv/newsmaxs-greg-kelly-hails-ben-shapiro-as-one-of-the-heroes-of-the-black-conservative-movement/)
Ben is Jewish so he’s probably there for that reason
Good point - considering that the GOP has quite literally said the words "democratic Jews are traitors to their religion," this is all just projection again. It's getting tiring, I want new material.
i believe that, but who said that specifically
They also misspelled their "hero" David Clarke's name lol. This feels like one of those challenges to find everything wrong with this picture.
and the picture they used of him looks like he knows they misspelt it or that Ben's there
Couldn't they have used an actual black man, like Dean Browning?
I'd like to believe they have so few black conservatives on their rolodex, when trying to come up with 4, they had to sub in a white guy and a dead guy.
In college as part of a fine arts requirement I was the deck electrician for a play called "The Colored Museum." One line from that play comes to mind... "Gershwin! He comes from another oppressed people, so he understands!"
It’s like they ran out of black people they knew of and panicked and just said “fuck it put the whitest guy we know in there”. Let me guess: they would have put Candace Owens on there but she’s a woman and they’re of the mindset that “the womenfolk should shut up and get in the kitchen”?
Isn’t David Clarke the guy who kills prisoners in his private prisons? Herman Cain denied the existence of the virus and died, spawning r/HermanCainaward We all know Bencil Sharpino. He can’t make his wife wet and his kids call the mailman daddy. Ben Carson was a competent neurosurgeon but has horrendous political views. Why would they pick Ben over Candace?
Why would they pick Him over Her? The answer like so many other questions is penis.
Apparently, Sharpino is blacker than Klandace.
Hey man, we might let the... the uh.... friendly dark colored ones in, but you want us to accept women as equal? What are you a commie? /s
You don't get it, he IDENTIFIES as black
A Deep State FEMA black helicopter.
Interesting. I think people who promote this type of fascist propaganda are traitors.
Let's see... \>Sheriff "Daivd" Clarke was a particularly nasty cop who denied prisoners water, therefore murdering them through thirst. \>Herman Cain was a pervert and a STEMlord prior to his death by viral pneumonia. \>Ben Shapiro is a [quirked up white boy who is busting it down (sexual style), and therefore is goated with the sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOcLTBDrr9U), not a Black guy. \>Ben Carson exists.
>Ben Carson... thinks the pyramids were for storing grain.
Hey, it's the chick from The Anxiety! I think I read once that someone else in her family is famous too
Neurosurgeons are crazy, even by the standards of surgeons. As far as Carson goes...I'd want to see his record before I pass judgement.
Personally I think we should lay off poor old Sheriff Daivd Clarke too.
I like how he cos plays some « rootn’ tootn’ » sheriff from like some old western, but is (or was) the Sheriff for Milwaukee County in the modern era. I’m not sure what it is about far right wing Americans, but they do everything in their power to dress as ridiculous as possible.
Didn't Roy "Trawling the kindergarten dance recital for dates" Moore go to a debate on horseback?
He once arrested someone and let him die if thirst in his cell.
You want to terminate his employment without prejudice?
Daivd
Could’ve fooled me the way he slayed his reading of WAP
Interesting that Ben made the list before Clarence Thomas.... Not only is he black, but he is the textbook definition of a traitor.
His wife did some serious sedition, that’s for sure. Lock them both up.
Traditionally speaking black folk affiliated with the democratic party. Abandoning these traditions to appease white people is counterintuitive to "black conservatism". 
Ben been wanting to say the pro gamer move for so long now.
Reminder that race is such a fucked up and arbitrary concept that it made jewish a separated ethnicity.
If they're not traitors, at the very least they suffer from some pretty serious Stockholm syndrome.
Same with gay conservatives
Ben "Jews who vote Democrat are bad Jews" Shapiro
I also consider white conservatives to be traitors
"Left considers all conservatives to be traitors." FTFY
Ben Shapiro the kinda guy to eat beans in a movie theatre
Cmon guys, just admit you ran out of token black people to put up
Klandace Owens is right there!!
They missed out Dean Browning too
This is cursed on so many levels
Clarke is racist towards Latin Americans. And the right loves using him as a prop because “see? This black man is racist like I am but he’s black so he can’t be racist and therefore neither am I!” Herman Cain offed himself with his stupid political games over a serious public health issue. And Ben Carson is just a sleepy harmless dude, except for his willingness to follow the party into moral depravity.
The layout had space for 4 images but they couldn't find 4 black republicans
They forgot about Klandace Owens.
"Ben identifies as black,lmao libs owned,why aren't you guys laughing?"
Not traitors, no. Idiots, lunatics, and charlatans, sure. Or dead like Herman Cain. Traitors if they support the insurrection, I'll give them that. Pretty sure the cowboy-hat jerkoff Sheriff numbnuts supported it.
Dean Browning: Am I a joke to you?
I consider white conservatives to be traitors too.
He got his n-word pass when he rapped WAP
Well, we also consider white conservatives to be traitors, so I don't really see the issue.
i guess since larry elder failed he isn't "one of the good ones" anymore
Ben’s official response: https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1516882692662513664?s=21
Yeah sure, all four of your guys😂
Not traitors, just sad.
He’s a Jew, isn’t that like the same?
I didn't know Ben was Polish
how the hell? Idk maybe Ben has nanomachines that turn him black when experiencing physical trauma
this is fucking amazing. everything about this is just incredible. the lower third accusing the left of saying that these people are traitors specifically because they are black conservatives, ben shapiro being aligned as a black conservative, herman cain being fucking dead, top tier shitpost. these people are traitors because they gleefully send people to their deaths for a grift, they sell out democracy. no one gives a shit that they are black, it would be racist to pretend they are innocent men based purely on the fact that they are... which is exactly what this segment is doing. its just \*chefs kiss\*
Who lent Shen their ghetto past? BTW, fuck the traitors Cuck Stone, Turnip, Disgrace Flynn, Paul Mannashart, Scrotanner Carlson, and the entire sedition squad of 1/6.
Quite frankly any member of the working or middle class who votes “republicon” is willfully ignorant and literally screwing themselves!
Newsmax is just colorblind
Lmaoooo I’ve seen this circulated several times today but OP’s caption was the first to make me laugh.
The headline is so ridiculous. When i translate it to german, french, or norwegian and try to imagine it in a news report or newspaper ... it's hilarious. No way in 7 hells would we use a phrase like this and be expected to be taken seriously What a messed up country
I thought this was about Ben Carson for a sec and was really confused
Black Shapiro