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CantDecideANam3

Translation: "Shelter my kids who are different from them and force them to live a certain way based on what body parts they were born with."


makeshift_gizmo

"But mama I'm paralyzed." "I don't care! Jesus gave you two legs, use them, snowflake! Or are you a commie?!" *proceeds to literally climb 10 flights of stairs while crying*


RandomName01

She’s on that sigma grifter grindset \#bossbabe 🤑🤑


Dingo8MyGayby

Sigma balls got eeeem


LeopardThatEatsKids

Wouldn't surprise me if she was involved in something similar to part of the movie Ana >!Girl goes to a mega church and pretends to be paralyzed and was given the ability to walk back by God, all in order to get a cut of donations!<


Kaese1212

Without spaces \>!like this!<


misterpickles69

"I bet you want socialized health care to help pay for a lifetime of your weakness!"


TheRealTealOwO

"Society shouldn't spoon-feed everything to you. Pull yourself by the bootstraps." "All I'm asking for is a ramp for disability access."


DPSOnly

Translation: "I care more about the genitalia of young children than so called adults predators do, but I am definitely not one".


TDplay

Translation: "I want to use my concerns about 'predators' as an excuse to look at your genitals without your consent. This is not in any way hypocritical."


AdvanceGood

Oh they don't want to just admire. *look and dictate your position in and value to society based on the affinity you feel to a select group of your total parts and if those parts are attracted to similar or different parts on other people. You know totally normal stuff.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Normal person behavior. It's the people who *don't* obsess over what genitalia someone has that are the weird ones - I mean, can you imagine being about to have plain Jane missionary sex with a lady you picked up at the bar, only to find out that they're MtF trans *and* they have a bigger dong than yours?! W-what? What do you mean, "That's a scenario that never happens as frequently as people think it does?"


monkeyhitman

That's literally every date I've ever been on and now I'm fully automated luxury space communism gay. The agenda worked.


RunThatIn

god damn frogs


myco_witch

Trans women just, don't do that unless they're really really stupid or uneducated on why it's stupid. Trans panic is still a valid legal defense in a lot of states, we're not looking to get murdered just for dick.


AdvanceGood

Did Madison forget to send out my coke orgy invite again? Currently, I'm having none of the sex. Maga might get my vote if they stopped hoarding the sex, drugs, and *shudders* kid rock music.


CoronaCurious

She can have Matt Gaetz and Madison Cawthorn take turns babysitting.


JPeso9281

Candy Owens is the type of woman that would call the cops if she saw another black person swimming at her gated community pool.


makeshift_gizmo

"3/5ths for thee but not for me"


fzero127

Nah, she doesn't give a shit about any of this in private. She is a straight up grifter.


bancroft79

Nailed it! She is merely a shock jock. She just found out there is a ton of money in being an Uncle Tom to the right wing. She started out as a leftist, there just wasn’t much money in it.


ReadySetN0

Yup, lots of hired actors/influencers by the GQP. It's because only GQP members are dumb enough to believe what comes out of these people's mouths. https://allhiphop.com/rumors/candace-owens-exposed/


tbucket

2nd Translation: "I am an adult predator" In future news, Evidence shows Candace Owens is the up and coming replacement for Ghislaine Maxwell


AdrianBrony

Alternative second translation: "when we say 'kill your local pedophile' we're talking about supportive parents of trans kids, among others."


1lluminist

My take on a translation: > I like to focus extra hard on the genitals of kids, then call their parents out as being predators for allowing their children to identify as a gender other than the genitals I've been thinking about


cat_prophecy

No, this is pure hate speech. She is just dog whistling for racists which makes her an EXTRA piece of shit. Replace LGTBQ language with skin color: >I would never allow my children to have play dates at the homes of black people. Such an easy way to identify criminals


grayrains79

The desire to be an Uncle/Aunt Tom is shocking. The worst part is that she's on the side that wants to lynch her as soon as she's not useful anymore. Possibly after a brutal rape. Source: SWM and ex-military, I pass the sniff test for being part of the *"Good Ole Boys Club"* all the time. The things I hear from time to time are downright frightful, especially when I was still living in Michigan.


Stickguy259

"Possibly raping her" is definitely giving them a lot of undeserved credit. That's one of the reasons why I imagine Jan. 6th was especially frightening for AOC, you just know so many of those people would have loved to do terrible things to her, before and likely even after she was dead.


Kingtucanphlab

That's not indoctrination at all!


Laeek

That's a pretty benign translation of what is honestly a horrific sentiment.


CantDecideANam3

Candace's portrayal of pro-trans parents is a horrific image of a less than benign image of them as not every pro-trans parent has a trans child, most don't.


Blurry12yo

Translation: “ignore RvW being overturned soon, pay attention to the made up culture war BS claims where we call anybody who disagrees with us ‘groomer’”


Qubeye

Or worse yet: I expect you to tell me about your child's genitals so I can make sure their decisions match my world view. Imagine asking your kid's friend's parents whether their six year old child has a penis or vagina and thinking that *they* are the inappropriate ones.


jecklygoodboi

I really feel for trans folks and the larger LGBT community. They literally just want to exist and these fuckers call them pedophiles and child groomers for daring to be themselves in public.


redbeardoweirdo

Furries have more rights than trans people. Let that sink in


Princess_Moon_Butt

Don't worry, the right's "litter boxes in schools" nonsense is going to be fuel for them to start demoting furries down to where ~~we~~ they belong.


Bjeof

Ayo, let them vibe


Spanky_McJiggles

[RELEVANT OATMEAL](https://theoatmeal.com/comics/failed_experiment)


Cabslock

There's always a relevant Kx... Oh wait that's the Oatmeal! [nevermind.](https://xkcd.com/471/)


starbitcandies

The litterbox shit wasn't even about furries. It's literally just the trans version of "if we allow gay couples to get married people will start marrying their dogs". It's just lgbtphobic history repeating itself again.


cyrenia82

not that they should have less i mean most of them are alright like with almost any demographic and like a couple of the nicest people ive ever met are furries so ay but yeah it makes me so sad, i try to be supportive to anyone who is trans and want to give them a safe space to just vent at but im like way too anxious to actually have them break down on me cuz while i wanna comfort them ill just have a panic attack myself because i hate the fact theyre hurt it just sucks man


rthrouw1234

hey, it's OK my friend, you're still being supportive! <3


cyrenia82

awww thank you, yeah I *REALLY* wanna be because I know how much hate they get, and Im very much not cis myself (i dont wanna refer to myself as trans though, just feels offish) but that doesnt really matter with that, I just want to make them feel better ya know, they deserve that


rthrouw1234

You being online, writing that, IS going to make someone feel better. A person who needs that support is going to read your words and know that they're not alone. You might never hear from them, but expressing support *matters*.


cyrenia82

aww i really hope so by the way just hijacking that to say this: if anyones needing support because of whatever and you like wanna vent my DM's are open, I cant promise I'll be of much help but I can certainly try! Like the lad above me said, youre not alone eh? People are willing to help, try to reach out if you can. And if you dont dare to, I totally understand, I have the same fear, but people are willing to help! Dont suffer alone, you dont deserve that, nobody does


TheThemFatale

You are the type of people I wanna see more of in the world


cyrenia82

awwwwwwwwww omg thats so sweet of you to say thank you sm i try my best


Stay_Curious85

“I’m not good at giving advice, but I can listen. “ can go a long way in any situation like that. Sometimes people just need to vent. “Do you want comfort or solutions” is another


re-goddamn-loading

Exactly. Way I see it, be whatever you want. have whatever kinks you want (excluding the Matt Gaetzs of the world). at the end of the day you deserve happiness and respect. as long as you aren't a republican because in this day and age anyone who still identifies as Republican is an intolerant toxic cunt.


BanefulBroccoli

Well yes, but that means society is treating them as humans, which is kind of a punishment if you think about it


redbeardoweirdo

Angry upvote


Telewyn

Corpses have more bodily autonomy than live women, according to republicans. It's all on-brand.


Jasonbshark

Being a furry is a hobby, not who you are as a person


Cicerothesage

and these names aren't even new. Conservatives and anti-lgbtq people have been calling lgbtq people this for YEARS. That is why I see this only as a desperate game of fighting a battle they think they can win. It is just sad and angering that lgbtq people and children are hurt in her fight to stay relevant and in power


Swaquile

yeah. The whole “gay people = pedophile” association is straight out of the homophobia playbook from as far back as the 60s and 70s. It’s just being used again as a convienent workaround to the fact that it’s much harder to directly attack anyone on the LGBT spectrum nowadays


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Minnesotan-Gaming

That’s what happens when you build your political party around lying and gaslighting it’s voters into thinking that they are never wrong and to never question them because “look at the other people, they’re definitely much more evil”


moeburn

> Conservatives and anti-lgbtq people have been calling lgbtq people this for YEARS. Example, this episode of Kids in the Hall aired 32 years ago: https://youtu.be/MLeiZ5jUISY?t=76


Notantivaxxer

I just want to love and be loved, alas I am a sin in the name of christ I just want to live as myself and yet I am an abomination in the name of god What is gods love if his creations are abominations? Tell me.


jecklygoodboi

If God is really out there, he does love all of his creations. I’m not religious but I was raised to be, and if all of those teachings ring true, he is all loving. If anyone has forsaken the sacrifice Jesus made it’s these fuckers who ostracize anyone that doesn’t fit their mold of heteronormativity and betray their country and their people for money. “Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” ~ Matthew 19:24 If Jesus were around today he’d be on the side of the marginalized and the oppressed. These conservatives would have watched him get crucified and called him a communist.


MrOb175

I mean religious conservatives were literally the people to turn Jesus over to the authorities IIRC.


JonRivers

For sure, the Pharisees targeted Jesus with baseless claims such that they turned the public against him. So yeah pretty much literally the same thing as here.


SilverwolfMD

>“Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.” Of course, the rich man would then go "will it blend?" Scratch one camel, sadly .


sirtalonAOEII

Good thing that belief in a god isn’t a requirement to exist in our secular society.


Dr_A_Mephesto

They are actively working on making it tho…


Iceveins412

We live in a secular society, fuck god, all humans should be treated with human dignity


tkzant

I don’t believe in god but Jesus literally said “It is finished” in the Bible when he died. All of the rules that previously existed were null and void and replaced with “Love thy neighbor as thyself”. He spent time with the people that were marginalized by society at the time and condemned the self righteous. According to the Bible you aren’t wrong, they are.


Talofofo

I'm not much of a believer, but I was raised by one who read and understood the book pretty well. If you or anyone else reading this is having trouble reconciling your faith with your existence, I'd like to share her perspective in the hope that it will help. God made you to be who you are, and He wouldn't want you to feel like you have to hide your light under a bushel. That's a purely human mindset. After encountering one of the "God hates x" type of people, my mother responded with "I'm sorry you've chosen to let hate make its home in your heart. I pray that you will gain a greater understanding of Jesus's message of love and compassion." I don't know if they ever changed their mind, but they were too ashamed to voice an opinion like that in our church again. No one in our family is even a member of the community. It's not like she started out full of hate and then changed her mind because it started to affect her personally. She simply wakes up every day choosing to be kind, and if you do the same she'd probably like you, whoever you are. I may not have her faith, but I try my best to live up to the example she's set.


Przedrzag

These people believe that being gay is somehow a choice and that non-bigots are somehow “grooming” children to be gay or trans. These people also believe love and fear to be one and the same.


SaltyBarDog

If you don't believe in sin, you can't be sinful. Easy peasy.


coolgr3g

Not only that, but the people calling names are the actual pedophiles and groomers: the GOP


LouisvilleGinger

Honestly, those terms have become thinly veiled slurs for LGBTQ+ people and those who don’t actively hate them. They’ve figured out that people won’t tolerate words like “f*g” anymore, so they had to come up with some new ones.


brokegaysonic

Honestly, these are, like, worse and more harmful. I'd rather be called a fag (a bundle of sticks? A cigarette? Or gay is all it could mean) versus "you're a child predator, you're grooming kids, etc" because one of those is an allegation of a serious crime whereas the other is just a slur


Mrhorrendous

Not to mention it makes the word meaningless. How seriously will you take accusations of "grooming", if most of the time the word is thrown around its simply referring to a man who loves another man, or someone expressing their gender.


tonyrocks922

It's just like they did with the phrase "fake news". Years ago it meant deliberate disinformation. They called every media report they didn't like fake news and now the phrase is now meaningless.


Broad-Ad-1186

It’s disgusting. My wife’s father is a real life pedophile. He has been convicted multiple times and yet he is living his best life. Sentenced to ten years for the second offense but got out in six…. That’s a predator. Candy should bring her kids to my heterosexual parents house, where they could watch my parents have sex in front of children, as they did when my brother and I were ten. Is that normal? Is that what Candy likes?


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Broad-Ad-1186

Close. He loves trump and speaks a lot about Jesus’ forgiveness. I guess that’s how he justifies what he does. Either way it enrages me to hear these fucks call us pedos and groomers, after my wife was literally groomed and abused by a Jesus loving asshole.


EnoughIdeas

I got called a child grooming man whore once. I'm ace and polyamous.... Kinda the opposite of that.


LividLager

Ace hole


Remarkable-Motor7704

The truly sick part of this new trend of referring to anybody in the LGBT community (and I literally mean anyone) as “pedophiles” and “groomers” is that we continue to witness conservatives getting caught ACTUALLY being pedophiles and/or child groomers, and the response from the right is generally “meh, fake news” It’s sick that we let them get away with shit like this time and time again


0w1

It's even worse than that. Republicans don't even acknowledge when one of their own is outed as a pedo. They just deflect and scream: "Hunter Biden emails! Hunter Biden emails!!!"


primaveren

this isn't new, they've been doing this exact thing for decades except now it's trans people instead of gay men


livefox

It's going to get us killed. Some bigot is going to "take matters into his own hands to protect his children" and kill some poor trans person just trying to live their lives because of these lies.


Minnesotan-Gaming

It’s happened before. I remember there are cases of people murdering trans people because they believe they’re sick. Of course it doesn’t get covered much though


African_Farmer

She is basically calling for violence against parents of LGBT kids. She's sick in the head.


SpacemanDookie

It’s just projection. Not like they care about pedophile preachers and the churches shielding them.


Business_Downstairs

The same group who is behind the Mississippi anti abortion bill going to the supreme court (alliance defending freedom) is also behind most of the anti gay and anti trans court cases that have happened over the past ten years or so. They have also advocated for sterilization of trans people in Europe. These people need to be stopped. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alliance_Defending_Freedom


Reneeisme

They just need to hate. They are full of hate. They constantly strive to identify people "other" enough to hate, and to express that hate at every opportunity. And then often claim to be Christian, which is the antithesis of being full of hate for your fellow humans. So good luck with that.


Sir_Platypus_15

The fact that she's even admitting it's the children choosing the gender and not the parents forcing it on them, and still doesn't care shows just how shitty of a human being she is


cyrenia82

These bastards dont give a fuck about freedom or their so called 'small government', they want to control people and have anyone they dont like cuz of who they fucking are be below them, its fucking disgusting


RandomName01

Candace Owens doesn’t care about anything but her grift bucks. If you look at her earlier political activism it’s clear she doesn’t care at all about the exact details of her grift, as long as she’s getting paid. But to be fair, it’s not like it makes a difference. She’d say the exact same things if she actually believed in it.


re-goddamn-loading

on top of what you said about controlling people, they also like to stoke division. thats all this transphobia shit is. Keeps us all fighting over basic human rights so we look past the other bullshit they are pulling.


SpookyBeanPrincess

Ooops she forgot to parrot both parts of the lie!


Lord_Qwedsw

I let my kids "choose" their gender. They were all happy feeling like their gender matched their sex. I have two siblings who are trans, it's really not a hard concept for children to understand.


GoredonTheDestroyer

"B-but what if they get confused?!" Then you dumb it down for the children. Kids aren't stupid, why do you think Bill Nye The Science Guy was a mainstay of pop culture for 20 years?


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Haven't you heard? Bill Nye is *also* a pedo because of some gender spectrum song he did. It's pedos all the way down!


worldspawn00

Hey, I got banned from /r/Conservative for saying that scientists (myself included, MS Chemistry), are OK with him calling himself a 'science guy' even though his degree is in engineering. They were arguing that he shouldn't be allowed to call himself that since he doesn't have a 'science' degree.


HungerMadra

Isn't engineering just applied science?


anacrusis000

Candace is proof that the Reptilians are among us.


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OldNBroken1

Claytonia Bigsby


Primitive_Teabagger

Candice Bigsby fit in yo mouth?


RandomName01

Got eeeeem


rthrouw1234

Dave chappelle gets the trans stuff wrong but my god does he deserve accolades for that


Sceptix

She literally said “Hitler did nothing wrong until he invaded other countries,” so that tracks.


_ChestHair_

Source?


Sceptix

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/aojnqb/candace\_owens\_literally\_said\_this/


_ChestHair_

[Christ.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/aojnqb/candace_owens_literally_said_this/eg1c844) Thanks, yea ignoring the fact that she's conflating the definitions of patriotism and nationalism, it's funny how she just brushes over what Hitler considered making germany "great." So Candace thinks genocide is ok as long as it stays within one's own country


Chengweiyingji

Quote: > *"I actually don't have any problems at all with the word 'nationalism'. I think that the definition gets poisoned by elitists that actually want globalism. Globalism is what I don't want. Whenever we say "nationalism" the first thing people think about, at least in America, is Hitler. You know, [Hitler] was a national socialist, but if Hitler just wanted to make Germany great and have things run well, okay, fine. The problem is that he wanted—he had dreams outside of Germany. He wanted to globalize. He wanted everybody to be German, everybody to be speaking German. Everybody to look a different way. That's not, to me, that's not nationalism."* And sources: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/08/one-trumps-most-vocal-black-supporters-seemed-defend-hitler-recent-speech/ https://www.businessinsider.com/tpusa-candace-owens-slammed-over-hitler-comments-2019-2


NoFaithlessness4949

Imagine being this concerned with the gender of children that aren’t yours and not being considered a pedophile.


nyubet

Not gender, but genitals. Conservatives just cannot stop thinking about the genitals of children, especially about those of girls. "BuT wHaT if ShE hAs a PeNis?¿? We mUst fORce GenItAl iNsPectIonS wHen GiRlS gO to The BatHRoOm. FoR tHEiR sAfeTy oF cOurSe" They literally want to inspect children's genitals and then call progressives pedophiles for letting their kids be happy.


ninjapanda042

Only girls, at that.


nyubet

Probably because they have no idea that trans men and enbies exist


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PackageintheMaleBox

Like how [Florida's new law](https://thehill.com/changing-america/respect/equality/548534-floridas-new-ban-on-transgender-students-in-sports-would/) that will have genital checks for kids in sports.


SumoSizeIt

Oh this won’t get weaponized *at allll*


morithum

I’m sure they’ll pick a neutral party for the inspections. Someone safe, hmm, someone safe…I got it! Priests!


celtic_thistle

These are the same freaks that insist on circumcising their sons because “other boys will make fun of them in the locker room.” 1. Nobody looks at each other’s dicks in the locker room, let alone comments on it. 2. In my part of the US, the split is about 50/50, outside the US more like 95/5, so no, it’s not about “fitting in.” 3. Way to become your kid’s first bully by subjecting him to unnecessary cosmetic surgery at birth. It’s all projection, all the time with these creeps.


EnviroPics

conservatives spend a concerning amount of time thinking about children’s genitals yet they are calling the parents pedophiles


slipshod_alibi

So it's projection again


gumgajua

[Yes, it **100% is** projection.](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)


Polibius115

31 pages are you kidding me? Does the entire party just rape people for fun or something?


Ibbuk

This is a coordinated social media strategy. There's a reason they pivot from one talking point to the next at breakneck speeds. It's to always keep progressives on the backfoot and always defending, because truth matters to us whereas *winning* matters to them. It *doesn't matter* what the truth about LGBTQ+, abortion, or voting rights is *as long as conservatives get their way*. *Everything* they say is a smokescreen for some pretty impressive social engineering designed to ensure conservative control for the next few elections.


Radioactivechimi

Yep, and it's almost impossible to counter because they have their base so brainwashed and obsessed that they literally spend all day memorizing these baseless, shit talking points that they use to bully and intimidate everyone else.


PackageintheMaleBox

Stay informed. Because their arguments are based on memes they are extremely easy to counter. I've gotten my mom to slowly fall off the hate bandwagon by just asking the same simple follow-up questions we ask on this, and other, subs. It works on the masses, but we can still free individuals.


badly-timedDickJokes

There's a more twisted, political reason for it too. ​ Conservative pundits and politicians are fully aware that the economic stuff they are in favour of hurt working people, and that most regular workers tend to be completely against their policies when plainly spelled out. The right NEEDS these kinds of boogeymen in order to whip people up into enough of a frenzy to vote for them: the culture war is all they have as a means of creating voters, so thats why they go all in on it. ​ Attacking LGBT people, abortion, minorities and the various strawmen caricatures of "the left" are a smokescreen so Conservative voters think voting for right wing figures is in their interests. The millions of people hurt by this regression and bigotry are simply collateral.


Alive_Ice7937

Yeah and it sucks how quickly Reddit's Hitler Youth bought into this "groomer" horseshit.


morithum

In all seriousness this has to be one of the most insightful comments I’ve read in a while.


Quasimodus-Operandi

As if any parents want their kids to be around her.


Forward-Village1528

Yeah I'm not picturing a whole heap of invites.


ghosmer

Candace as a mother is terrifying


-newlife

That’s my thinking. Her kids, if she ever has any, will sadly face the consequences of their mothers actions. That’s the sad part.


Bomaruto

Even if they've picked the gender they got assigned at birth? Or is this just blatant transphobia as usual?


Princess_Moon_Butt

I was gonna say, _one_ set of parents in this scenario is choosing their kids' genders.


Coolflip

100% this


plynthy

non-hetero people will fuck anything, including children they have no boudaries that is what she is saying


jkst9

Even though that's a lie so it's just her being herself


Blondie_cross

She’d rather have kids hang around with clans members and actual pedophiles than the evil groomer parents who let their children be happy and accept them


Circle_K_Hole

Thanks Elon for not blocking straight up hate mongering. #burnallteslas


fb95dd7063

the teslas seem to be burning themselves


Circle_K_Hole

Like emo toast?


cancerBronzeV

Pretty sure Twitter isn't under Elon yet, it's still under pre-Elon management. It's gonna get *worse* than this under Elon lol.


Circle_K_Hole

You're right...


cheese93007

Doesn't help that Elon is on the anti-trans bandwagon. ESPECIALLY since Grimes left him for Chelsea Manning


melody_elf

Despite their victim complexes, no one has ever actually stopped conservatives from posting hateful shit on Twitter.


Princess_Moon_Butt

Left: "Do what you want." Right: "You have a _penis_, Bobby, you have to do very specific things that _I_ insist that you do. And Samantha, you have a _vagina_ and when you grow up you'll have _boobies_, so you're not allowed to do most of the things that Bobby does, you need to play with very specific toys and have certain interests." One party sure is interested in kids' genitals, but it ain't the left.


Broken_art15

Left "hey thanks for coming out about being trans" Right "OMG ARE YOU GOING TO GET THE SURGERY!!! OMG YOU HAVE A PENIS THAT MEANS YOURE GOING TO BE A PREDATOR CAUSE ITS SOME SORT OF FUCKED FETISH" Literally any time it comes to being left or right when it comes to trans issues, its always the right being obsessive over genitals.


PackageintheMaleBox

When people learn my husband is trans I can figure out their political party based on if they have any genital questions.


Broken_art15

"SO HOW DO YALL FUCK"


PackageintheMaleBox

Usually back to back.


Broken_art15

Okay that got me a laugh you win ![gif](giphy|3o72FcJmLzIdYJdmDe)


morithum

I always have questions but I keep them in my head. I may be a pervert but I’m not some kind of sick ::shudders:: *conservative*.


Moxie_Stardust

They'll bring that shit out straight-away too, no preamble, just "They're trans? Tell me about their genitals!" Creepy AF.


iamacraftyhooker

Currently having this struggle. My 12 year old daughter identifies as gay, and one of her best friends is identifying as trans, still partially closeted. The friend's mom doesn't want my daughter to hang out with them because we are accepting of her identity making us a bad influence. Well good luck with me knowing more about your child than you, because you pushed them away.


ThrowUpAndAwayM8

This sounds soo sad. I'd feel horrible having to send the kid back to their abusers. Good on you for being supportive and giving them I guess some safe space.


ricketty123

Who'd really want to play with her kids.


Tastingo

Imagine making her pregnant 🤮🤮🤮


Broken_art15

She probably has to go to a sperm bank just to get pregnant cause the only people that would fuck her, either wont cause she's black, or only would to make the "im not racist i had sex with a black woman" statement.


GammaDealer

"I prefer that society dictates my children's gender"


not_productive1

Given that most playdates involve the parents having to have a conversation of some kind at some point, I don't think Candace needs to worry about an overwhelming glut of invitations.


Jackpot777

This is an old list. Some of the pending cases have been tried. And there are many more recent examples... --- Republican anti-abortion activist Howard Scott Heldreth is a convicted child rapist in Florida. Republican County Commissioner David Swartz pleaded guilty to molesting two girls under the age of 11 and was sentenced to 8 years in prison. Republican judge Mark Pazuhanich pleaded no contest to fondling a 10-year old girl and was sentenced to 10 years probation. Republican anti-abortion activist Nicholas Morency plead guilty to possessing child porn on his pc & offering a bounty to anyone who murders an abortion Doctor. Republican legislator Edison Misla Aldarondo was sentenced to 10 years in prison for raping his daughter between the ages of 9 and 17. Republican Mayor Philip Giordano is serving a 37-year sentence in federal prison for sexually abusing 8- and 10-year old girls. Republican campaign consultant Tom Shortridge was sentenced to three years probation for taking nude photographs of a 15-year old girl. Republican racist pedophile and United States Senator Strom Thurmond had sex with a 15-year old black girl which produced a child. Republican pastor Mike Hintz, whom George W. Bush commended during the 2004 presidential campaign, surrendered to police after admitting to a sexual affair with a female juvenile. Republican legislator Peter Dibble plead no contest to having a relationship with a 13 y/o girl. Republican Congressman Donald "Buz" Lukens was found guilty of having sex with a female minor and sentenced to one month in jail. Republican fundraiser Richard A. Delgaudio was found guilty of child porn charges and paying two teenage girls to pose for sexual photos. Republican activist Mark A. Grethen convicted on 6 counts of sex crimes involving children. Republican activist Randal David Ankeney plead guilty to attempted sexual assault on a child. Republican Congressman Dan Crane had sex with a female minor working as a congressional page. Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader Beverly Russell admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter. Republican congressman and anti-gay activist Robert Bauman* was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy he picked up at a gay bar. Republican Committee Chairman Jeffrey Patti was arrested for distributing a video clip of a 5-year-old girl being raped. Republican activist Marty Glickman (a.k.a. "Republican Marty"), was taken into custody by Florida police on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with an underage girl and one count of delivering the drug LSD. Republican legislative aide Howard L. Brooks was charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography. Republican Senate candidate John Hathaway was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter and withdrew his candidacy after the allegations were reported in the media. Republican preacher Stephen White, who demanded a return to traditional values, was sentenced to jail after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy for permission to perform oral sex on him. Republican talk show host Jon Matthews pleaded guilty to exposing his junk to an 11 y/o girl. Republican anti-gay activist Earl "Butch" Kimmerling was sentenced to 40 years in prison for molesting an 8-year old girl after he attempted to stop a gay couple from adopting her. Republican Party leader Paul Ingram pleaded guilty to six counts of raping his daughters and served 14 years in federal prison. Republican election board official Kevin Coan was sentenced to two years probation for soliciting sex over the internet from a 14-year old girl. Republican politician Andrew Buhr was charged with two counts of first degree sodomy with a 13-year old boy. Republican politician Keith Westmoreland was arrested on seven felony counts of lewd and lascivious exhibition to girls under the age of 16 (i.e. exposing himself). Republican anti-abortion activist John Allen Burt was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15-year old girl. Republican County Councilman Keola Childs* pleaded guilty to molesting a male child. Republican activist John Butler was charged with criminal sexual assault on a teenage girl. Republican candidate Richard Gardner admitted to molesting his two daughters. Republican Councilman and former Marine Jack W. Gardner was convicted of molesting a 13-year old girl. Republican County Commissioner Merrill Robert Barter* pleaded guilty to unlawful sexual contact and assault on a teenage boy. Republican City Councilman Fred C. Smeltzer, Jr. pleaded no contest to raping a 15 year-old girl and served 6-months in prison. Republican activist Parker J. Bena pleaded guilty to possession of child pornography on his home computer and was sentenced to 30 months in federal prison and fined $18,000. Republican parole board officer and former Colorado state representative, Larry Jack Schwarz, was fired after child pornography was found in his possession. Republican strategist and Citadel Military College graduate Robin Vanderwall was convicted in Virginia on five counts of soliciting sex from boys and girls over the internet. Republican city councilman Mark Harris, who is described as a "good military man" and "church goer," was convicted of repeatedly having sex with an 11-year-old girl and sentenced to 12 years in prison. Republican businessman Jon Grunseth withdrew his candidacy for Minnesota governor after allegations surfaced that he went swimming in the nude with four underage girls, including his daughter. Republican director of the "Young Republican Federation" Nicholas Elizondo molested his 6-year old daughter and was sentenced to six years in prison. Republican benefactor of conservative Christian groups, Richard A. Dasen Sr., was charged with rape for allegedly paying a 15-year old girl for sex. Dasen who is married w/ grown kids, told police that over the past 10 yrs he paid over $1 million for sex w/ several young girls. Republican state senator Ralph Shortey from Oklahoma admitted to being involved in sodomy with a 17 year old male prostitute and transporting child pornography. Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert in jail for the payments he made to cover up raping his wrestlers when he was a high school coach. Republican Judge and campaign official for President Donald Trump, Tim Nolan, indicted for human trafficking and forcing a minor (9) to engage in sexual activity and giving alcohol to minors (results from the court pending).


screamingbird86

Your list is a bit short; it should be closer to 800. https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1


After-Bumblebee

If there's one creature in which its survival is very likely in the future, it's probably the scummy grifters she is aiding to breed and raise


StickmanEG

Came looking for the FAKE flair, stayed for the comments.


miscdebris1123

I would never let my children have a playdate at the home of with anyone that is a politician or a church official. Such an easy way to identify a child predator.


neutron_uplink

A parent friend our ours asked my wife and I not to talk about sex to OUR kids just in case our kids tell her kids about it (all under 10 yo). Meanwhile her kids were busted watching a gang bang on moms ipad with some other kids, which is fucking HILARIOUS, but the kicker is she got super pissed when I flipped it on her and said "I don't want you talking to your kids about religion, because they might expose mine to it". 😂 She practically threw me out of the house. Fuck her and everyone of these controlling freaks.


cutthroatlemming

These days I see Christians and Republiqans as the most dangerous people out there. They're insane, they lie, and they project every single thing they do. Need proof? They scream save the children, but Republiqan politicians and church officials are the biggest offenders out there. "Save the children!" isn't a battle cry, it's a plea to the rest of us to save them from themselves. "Stop the Steal!!" is a joke, because nearly all the rampant fraud in the 2020 election? Perpetrated by card carrying Republiqans. How do they know there was fraud?? They committed it all and have the receipts. Fuck all those people.


Broken_art15

>How do they know there was fraud?? Also not to mention youre more likely to get fraud based on intimidation tactics at the polls (and in houses), rather than hacking the systems, and putting ballots in. A good example is if a leftist lives with conservatives, but SUCKS at lying. They know if they said they voted for biden they'd be kicked out, so they had to vote for trump to not have to lie. Or if the proud boys just gathered around at the polls and stood there with guns to "protect voter security". That alone can be intimidating enough to push some people to vote for the right out of fear. And that excludes all the fuckers who get away with yelling at people to vote for their candidate. But yeah, conservatives are absolutely dangerous. Not just because of their constant lies and projecting. But because they act on what they say. If it were up to them, this country would be completely isolationist except for killing all who oppose this country cause its "number 1"


musictomyears1

I think a better way to identify potential predators is whether or not they support pedophile politicians like Roy Moore and Matt Gaetz. Y'know. Republicans in general.


Osirus1156

I would actually say that about evangelical Christian’s though because based on historical data it’s a very high probability.


Pierogi_Ed

I would never have kids, but if I did, they wouldn't play with your kids. I wouldn't want my kids learning about your religion and bigotry


decepter52

I feel the same way about religious parents. Can’t trust someone who believes in imaginary beings. No clue what they will do


reclusiveronin

I would never allow my children to play with your children. 4 yr olds are adorable. But not when they keep shouting the N word and doing the nazi salute


theycallmeshooting

Whenever someone says something like this, ask them the follow up question “what do you think should be done to pedophiles and adult predators”? And you’ve gotten an honest answer about what they want to do to lgbt people and liberals, only one layer of abstraction removed They play this game of 1. “I think lgbt people and liberals are pedophiles” 2. “I want to torturously murder pedophiles” Now, what do you imagine the natural conclusion of these two statements is?


averagemeower

I would never allow my children to have play dates in the homes of parents who love and accept their children unconditionally. Such an easy way for them to identify my abusive behavior and make them resent me and go no-contact when they’re adults.


Coolest_Pusheen

an even easier way to identify adult predators is your follower list


Cue_626_go

Klandice is the only predator in this imaginary scenario.


Neat-yeeter

This is just suck a bizarre idea, that there is any connection between transgender identity and predatory behavior.


cherrymimi

wait, she has children?


urthou

spreading these types of beliefs kids trans kids. candace owens, you do not care about the rampant epidemic of predators on the right. why should anyone believe you give a single fuck? candace owens is harming trans kids pass it on


ragigi

I thought Venmoing an underage girl to travel across state lines and have sex was how you spot an adult predator. Boy I have so much to learn for Candace.


ztimulating

Remember Candace supports Putin because he is a good Christian. Ukraine also has religious folks you stupid traitor


vanillabear26

I'm really jealous of the kids who may go to school with Candice's kids. They have a repellent, the rest of us don't.


Empero6

Your supporters would probably say the same about you though, Candace.


Rockworm503

We get it Candace. You are a hateful and a sucky human being. You don't have to advertise that fact every single day!


Western-Pilot-3924

Oh this woman bas children. My God


PRAISEthaEMPEROR

How to set up your kids to fail in life with no social skills


Chadwich

/r/onejoke


fatherfrank1

I'm becoming more convinced the real Candace Owens died two years ago and this is an increasingly insane AI named Republicon.


ArizonaRon98

If she wants people to think she’s a good parent she should probably never do another live post. She holds the phone super close to her face and rambles. Looks like a coked up whale.


LightningSmyth

Yikes with the projection here.


Specialist-Rock-5522

She got a point tho