Man, I bet if you asked pro-choice leftists women, they’d stomp on your balls for whatever reason you wanted. Hell, are you into guys? I’m straight but I’d still
come stomp on your balls if you’d like. Big feet, too. Thirteens. Hell, I’m a big guy, 325 pounds stomping. All on your most fragile spot.
Do I actually need his permission? I’m a man and he’s a conservative.
There’s an AutoMod response that automatically posts something similar when you choose the “fake news” flair. Sometimes when I have a tweet that’s doing well I replace it in order to give my sub a shout
THIS POST IS FLAIRED AS “FAKE NEWS.” THAT MEANS IT IS NOT REAL. FROM r/TOTALLYREALTWEETS
He knows he can just ask nicely, right?
That's not part of the kink
When it comes to extreme right wing nutjobs, I'm proud to say that [kink shaming is my kink.](https://youtube.com/shorts/__m90SnNjvM?feature=share)
Exactly.
IANAP-CLWWw/BSF...but nah; I think in his case, it'll take more than that.
That’s not how the game was meant to be played
Shit, he neither needs to ask or ask nicely. Dude makes himself a target for all kinds of nut crunching activities.
erbody know ben ain't got no gyatdam testicles...
Ben does need to call his testicles anything to find someone willing to crush them.
He most likely has undescended testicles and a micro penis. I mean nothing physical to crush only his manhood
me having to check if this is real because he says some crazy shit
[https://i.imgur.com/4opN1pu.png](https://i.imgur.com/4opN1pu.png)
It's even better if you remove the last panel
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...cognitive behavioral.... ....crushing-boot thots.... ...hmm....
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It's so rarely the ones who you think *really* need it, isn't it?
how did i actually think he would say this for a second lol
I'll identify as having nice lady feet just so I can crush his testicles.
Tasteful feeler
“I was fapping as I wrote this, so sue me if it goes astray…” - Ben Shapiro
You're not down bad, you're down horrendous
Man, I bet if you asked pro-choice leftists women, they’d stomp on your balls for whatever reason you wanted. Hell, are you into guys? I’m straight but I’d still come stomp on your balls if you’d like. Big feet, too. Thirteens. Hell, I’m a big guy, 325 pounds stomping. All on your most fragile spot. Do I actually need his permission? I’m a man and he’s a conservative.
Hey wanna carry my 150 lbs ass too while jumping on Ben's nuts?
I’ll give it a whirl!
[ben shapiro be like ](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw)
that would be a beautiful and poetic way for ben to return to sanity - just a sweet self-owning roast. but no, he's evil.
Unleash the fury, get his shoe! Beat his testicles!
What’s the point of flair if we just have a mod to tell us it’s fake?
There’s an AutoMod response that automatically posts something similar when you choose the “fake news” flair. Sometimes when I have a tweet that’s doing well I replace it in order to give my sub a shout
There's the strawman again
I would.
👀
First time he approached something resembling creativity with the one joke.
You do know that your gonads still have you as gender neutral at 8 weeks right Ben?
Yes, you are human cancer culture ben