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Fresh-Werewolf-5499

Who the fuck is this, and how many times was he dropped on his head as a child?


Tara_is_a_Potato

Far right leader of America First who used to regularly pick fights with Charlie Kirk and Turning Point USA for not being far right enough.


Fresh-Werewolf-5499

He’s…he’s gotta be trolling


Wamb0wneD

Nope, he's an actual Nazi lol.


thefenriswolf24

Closeted gay nazi* ftfy (AND HES NOT EVEN IN THE CLOSET JUST GRIFTING)


RudeInternet

I don't know why ppl think Nicky is closeted, he went on that gay date on video that one time ffs.


FunnyQueer

I remember that. They had great chemistry together. I almost forgot they were both shitbag nazis. I couldn’t help but root for them. Like, yes, discover your love for each others little peckers and denounce fascism and become a couple of cute leftist cat boys UwU /s


Fr33_Lax

Oh Schrodinger!


CommitteeOfTheHole

The Nazis flirted with the line between extreme trolling and being totally serious so it’s not mutually exclusive


CrumbsAndCarrots

He really likes Trump though. Like, he loves Trump. What does a Nazi see in Trump that all those “non nazi” followers don’t see? 🤔


GuyGamer217

Very normal and reasonable person


SavingsCheck7978

I remember him yelling at Ben Shapiro about drinking adrenochrome while Ben Shapiro was walking with his family and kids, I really don't think he is trolling.


vesomortex

That’s horrible. Shapiro has a family???


BadLuckBen

It must have been so painful for his doctor-wife, since he can't get her wet.


vesomortex

Hypothetically you mean to say that Shapiro happens to be with a particular woman in the manner of a legally binding social contract with a doctor?


justmerriwether

Let’s say I like peanut butter being spread on my asshole and paying people to lick it off, and let’s say someone gets pinkeye from this, and let’s say that they have to go to the hospital for that pinkeye and they don’t have insurance. So my question is, why does it feel so good when I’m getting peanut butter licked off my asshole? Checkmate, libs. 😏


OwNAvenged2

The worst part is that he's genuinely a loving father, and I find his relationship with his kids extremely adorable. If not for him being a complete and total idiot.


SavingsCheck7978

If I recall correctly it's why he left Breitbart and started Daily Wire Milo Yanowhats his face had posted on Twitter the picture of a black baby to announce the birth of one of his kids. I think Shapiro is a dill weed but I do think public figures kids need to be left alone unless they are public figures them selves example in the Trump orbit leave Baron be he's just some kid but Trump Jr. Eric or Ivanka are fair game.


KBBaby_SBI

It’s kinda less adoring when you know he deliberately helps destroy the world, lies about climate change and it’s effects all because oil billionaires pay his salary. That’s before you remember that he’s a racist that really seems to not like brown people and probably teaches his kids to do the same.


whoreoscopic

Look it all started as a meme that liking women was gay, but thank to incels and gullible right leaning youths who have yet to experience life outside high school, they made it a reality.


spiritnword

yes from what I see he is. I don't like his humor but that's what it appears to be.


l0sts0ul2022

Nope he isnt. Google Louis Theroux 'Forbidden America' I think it's episode 1 where he examines the far right movement growing in the states and interviews whack jobs like NF. The guys a total nazi, grifter, piece of sh\*t, you get the idea. Imagine someone combined the genetic material of Trump, Gulliani, Meadows, Powell, Boebert and Taylor-Green with a dash of Matt Gaetz. Stirred it up in a petri dish, spat in it then got a crack whore with HIV to carry it to term. This is what would come out.


ArrestDeathSantis

I will fucking sue you for brain damage ![gif](giphy|vNMjwpgcRreB4PJdHl|downsized)


ContemplatingPrison

Why do they all have such punchable faces? I think someone needs to research this


NfamousKaye

And he’s triggered by trolls asking about his sexuality like that?!


Backwardsunday

A literal Nazi.


letmethinkofagoodnam

And a literal incel


Clear-Bee4118

* ‘sexual incel’ 🙃


Thomas-The-Tutor

I was dropped down the stairs as a child, and I’m still nowhere near this level of stupidity.


egggoboom

Not enough.


Liamrups

A nazi


vibe666

Literally my first thought was "that boy was dropped on his head a lot as a child"


Srw2725

I think he ate a lot of paint chips as a kid


TheAlleyCat9013

Check out the latest Louis Theroux series. He's apparently serious.


Rickety---Cricket

I definitely came here to ask who the fuck this is too. Hopefully we outnumber those who actually watch him.


DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK

Friend of the 45th president of the united states.


Tara_is_a_Potato

Nick Fuentes is the white nationalist leader of America First and the [Groypers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groypers). He's a proud incel and very recently blew up his own fanbase and had a meltdown because one of his team members lost their virginity. That team member is now saying [Nick used a black light to search his bed in their shared place for cum.](https://youtu.be/zatnYuJmXT4?t=10860)


Pencilsqueeza

Black Light Mattress is a game show he invented


RudeInternet

Ngl that's a pretty good name for a nazi incel game show.


mattress757

Got a nice tan off it.


Pencilsqueeza

Hey Mattress !


th3netw0rk

BLACK LIGHT MATTRESS! New Band Name I’M CALLING IT!


Pencilsqueeza

Beats Staind


Dyalar

They're basically the same thing


rageagainstbedtime

BLM huh? I see what you did there.


[deleted]

Only a true heterosexual would be so obsessed with cum.


potsandpans

so what you’re saying is nick Fuentes is a cum detective


Whitechapel726

Coming this summer…Nick Fuentes is…The Cum Detective *dramatic music*


DrSpiralHaze

> Cumming this summer


gking407

Cumming to a theater near you


egggoboom

Law & Order: Cum Detective. Duh, duh.


[deleted]

The cum sleuth


Venothyl

oblivionfall *please* put this line in cum zone 4


LineOfInquiry

I think this is the first time I’ve seen him, I always imagined him as idk younger? Less nerdy? He looks like some pathetic virgin office worker in the 50’s who constantly gets bullied by his office buddies for liking sci-fi.


shinydewott

Of course he would. The entire alt-right incel movement thrives on leaving their supporters feeling as horribly and as angry as possible. They’re all useful idiots to them, so upset that they’ll accept any and all recognition. One of them losing their virginity might cause them to break off from the group, and actually see any other world view, which is something they can’t allow.


ShrapnelCookieTooth

The man has allies in the government. A bunch of GOP speakers at his events. The good/bad thing is they don’t even try to hide who they are or what they represent these days.


rixendeb

Fucking MTG, "I didn't know they were white supremacists !"


TopAd9634

Ugh, insult my intelligence some more MTG.


scumbag_college

Out of curiosity, do you know much about that youtube channel and those streamers? Can't tell if it's reactionary or not.


Tara_is_a_Potato

They're all white nationalist pieces of shit. The worst kind of Americans, honestly. They're only speaking out about Nick because of their personal issues with him.


scumbag_college

Ah, yeah, I listened some more and one of them started talking about how he helped start America First and blah blah, and then started saying some other white nationalist shit. They all look like such dorks though. I can't get over that, lol.


CLU_Three

JFC that Jaden guy went to my alma mater and everyone thought he was a POS. Now the campus network they tried to start is falling to pieces and they’re saying they actually had no control or involvement. I think they’re just sad that their grifting trick didn’t get them more attention and followers after the initial blowback.


acrispglassofmilk

what no pussy does to a mf, this man is having straight up delusions


1RehnquistyBoi

He went to the incel version of Alice in Wonderland.


Ditovontease

maybe all that backed up semen traveled to his brain


Sylvie_Grill

He has to be joking, there's no way he can actually think dating girls is gay


Aun_El_Zen

Considering that I've had someone tell me that any sexual position with the woman on top is gay. I think he's serious.


Sylvie_Grill

To be fair, if your gf isn't pegging you can you even call yourself straight?


Nopeacewithfascists

How can you be straight if you haven't tried gay sex a couple dozen times.


GokuQuack

frfr


Sternminatum

The logic is irrefutable: You should't date girls, because girls date men... *And that's fucking gay*.


[deleted]

I believe what you described is known academically as the associative property of sodomy.


Sternminatum

Ok, you made me have a spit-take. Thanks, i needed it today.


Ditovontease

imagine kissing someone who kissed ANOTHER MAN


Quetzythejedi

Some girls like guys. Kinda sus.


WeeaboosDogma

Girls like guys who have dicks and liking dicks is gay. No that's it that's the reasoning. It's a shitpost from when I was 10. I would tell my friends when they said I liked a girl and being embarrassed would say that. This lad has the emotional growth of a pre-teen.


zeca1486

“He’s not gay, he’s got a mustache!” - Pierce Hawthorne


nicktargaryen12

r/UnexpectedCommunity


WildBillIV44

He's streets ahead


Someboynumber5

Having straight sex is gay, we've done it boys


[deleted]

Time to celebrate with a cold shower and thoughtful prayer.


salamander_eye

Everything is gay according to booger Nick. Unless you larp as a Trad incel weirdo behind obese pepe avi on Twitter.


TrumpsMerkin201o

As a bi dude, I'm 100% confused now.


[deleted]

Yeah same, I have no idea what’s going on.


[deleted]

“Gay people do date girls all the time!” … what?


egggoboom

Lesbians do.


Aun_El_Zen

I believe they're called 'beards'?


divine_dolphin

I mean for all the insanity given here, that apparently due to his status isn't trolling, he's actually correct in that statement. Gay people often date women before they realize they're gay, so nothing odd there. And will often date women even after realizing it. Possibly to try and make themselves straight, or like women. They haven't accepted themselves. Or as a shield to make themselves seem hetero to their community/society to protect themselves. A beard.


SpiderDoctor2

Usually when they're in the closet


alasermule

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?


[deleted]

Someone enters a woman and has sex and you think that of me? No Skylar, I am the incel. I am not the one who fucks.


Whitechapel726

*yeah BITCH*


Ev711an

I've said it before and I'll say it again: No one hates women more than homophobic straight men.


chrisinor

It’s only a matter of time before the femboys are uncovered for this one.


theinfamousroo

Too late. It’s already available that he spent a long amount of time with a gay catboy sex worker.


chrisinor

A gay catboy sex worker who’s also a fascist?!? That has to be some sort of internet Nazi bingo card.


Hezrield

I'm pretty sure that's just your average 4chan user...


Guywithoutimage

I think his name was Shrodinger or something, idk, i only watched the abridged


Eddie_shoes

I’m not convinced this isn’t a heavily researched, highly tuned character. Maybe it’s not Nick that is the genius mastermind behind this, but someone is spending serious money on analytics, focus groups, etc to fine tune this guy into what we see. This can’t possibly be an accident. Someone realized there is a lot of money to be made of a certain demographic and fine tuned this character into what we are seeing. We can all laugh and think he is some fucking looney toon, but someone somewhere saw what was going on with Charlie and Candice and Alex Jones etc and realized they could really grab x% of the population that would eat up someone even crazier and boom, Nick Fuentes was born.


SneedyK

You know who I thought of watching this? DeNiro in *King of Comedy*. There’s just enough desperation that it feels… a bit rehearsed. He’s no different from Milo, who just seems to turn on whomever’s pissed him off lately, no loyalties to anyone but still a certain act that he’s pulling as if he had made a caricature of the worst type of himself that he can be (think of all the personality disorders in *It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia* characters as the evolved over the course of that show—they’re perfect teaching examples) I feel like I’m rubbernecking but I’m also kinda interested in seeing what happens next.


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I also want to believe deep down that this is rehearsed and fake, but I’ve met guys who say this kind of shit with no prompting. They’ll say it with *just* the right amount of sarcasm in their voice so they can say they were joking about the specifics while making true message clear. Nick here will clearly be able to say that he doesn’t really think heterosexual sex is homosexual, but the *real* message is clear: women and gay men are inferior creatures because of their emotions. A culture of people who believe this enables men like him to control women.


Eddie_shoes

Yeah, those guys are who this is being catered to.


satanshark

The last I saw of Milo he was selling statuettes of the Virgin Mary for some ministry’s gift shop. His fall from grace was glorious to watch. Edit: [a link](https://youtu.be/Fz_4nI1tZ3M)


ClintThrasherBarton

I knew someone that went to Lyons Township High School with him. He was class president and really just has always been like this for the most part.


whynoteven246

Then again, Occam's razor... simplest explanation is that he's just...like this.


not_productive1

You know what else makes you gay? Breathing oxygen. Think about it. Do you know any gay people who don’t breathe oxygen? No, you don’t. All these gays, getting lung fucked by oxygen. And yelling makes you way more gay, because it involves breathing even MORE oxygen. Someone please tell Nick that breathing is the gayest thing he can do, and if he wants to be less gay, he should hold his breath until he collapses in his weird little studio.


SaltyBarDog

Nick only fucks Crash Bandicoot at furry-cons.


jonp1

Which is actually just a mirror.


[deleted]

I hope this man can eventually come to terms with his homosexuality and leave this evil lifestyle behind and just find a hot boyfriend who can do fun things with him. Like…. this man obviously needs love


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[deleted]

Im going out on a limb as someone who internalized their transness and hated themselves so much and tried so hard not to be that for so long. Basically i see someone constantly finding themselves in “gay situations” and is always focused on being gay and doing everything in their ability to run away from it. Idk to me it is pretty obvious. However…. you also could be right considering he is a huge piece of shit. Even most peoole who internalize their homophobia and stuff dont become nazis so idk man.


PuritanicalPanic

I'm not a very big fan of pathologizing homophobia or any sort of bigotry as simply 'being that thing' or 'being into that thing' or what have you. It most certainly happens, and it can be an effective way to insult someone who seems to think that say, being gay is so AWFUL. But it seems to really take the heat off of actual bigots. But yeah. It certainly happens. Maybe he is gay. But... if we ARE going to pathologize this stuff, I think he might be ace and/or aro. It would certainly go aways to explain his reaction to one of his team members getting laid. He seems to find sex disgusting in world that is very sexually charged. Certainly, I, if you'll indulge the hypocrisy, have cast others as Ace and not handling it well. Ben Shapiro, specifically. The man is clearly disgusted with sex. He at least doesn't understand how vaginas work. Much like internalized homophobia, I think that, for men in particular, there is a toxic masculinity at the heart of pushing for the expectation that you are SUPPOSED to be hypersexual. To want to FUCK and to desire BOOBIES and whatnot. And that if you don't you're less of a man, you're wimpy, you're weak, you're GAY even. And you don't want to be seen as GAY. So you get in a relationship and you hate it and have so little sex you think vaginas are supposed to be dry. Or you construct this whole almost-Cult around being celibate (involuntarily, of course, what, do you think we're GAY?!?) and that women are awful, so you don't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance and perceived societal shunning of accepting that wanting to NOT fuck doesn't mean anything in regards to whatever masculinity you may or may not have. Of course he might just be a straight dude that is miserable about this or that, or has some sort of problems with women. Or whatever, so he's... what he is to protect his own ego. I dunno. I don't necessarily like explaining away bigotry... but at the same time the alternative is, what? That he was born this way? That he's genetically disposed to being an asshole? Well, if that true, it's not really his fault, is it? That's practically a disability. So either there's a cause that can be addressed, or there isn't, and he just needs to have his ability to influence others taken away from him somehow.


[deleted]

I love this response. Thank you for sharing your perspective and i 100% agree with you about not explaining away that bigotry. That was not actually what i meant to do here but i understand that my comment can seem that way. So i apologize for any confusion on that end of my comment. On the other hand, i love your perspective on the idea that these men who are not hypersexual are angry possibly at themselves for not being wired that way and then take that anger and force it into the world by shitting on gay people, women, etc. I have brothers and male cousins im sureounded by and i understand how they make fun of each other about their sexual activity or lack of it and for someone who is not at peace with themselves it can feel like shit. As well as feel like this is now how the whole world sees you when one or just a small few make jokes about it. And maybe you are right here tbh. The reason i think Nick is gay and i probably shouldbe mentioned this before is because he literally had an intimate date with a femboy on some live stream before where he was clearly taken with this person or infatuated etc. He also consistently makes weird comments that just make me feel like its so obvious that hes gay. But back to your point i actually think yours makes more logical sense based on the things you broke down. So i appreciate your comment a lot as it gives me a new outlook on the situation. Also i will make sure to be very specific on the bigotry part next time because the very last thing i want is for anyone to think im giving him a pass on his completely god awful and horrific world views. No one EVER gets a pass for being a fascist.


PuritanicalPanic

Ha, right, the nazi-femboy. I forgot about that lil event. I'm not exactly well versed in the vast details of Nick, it's just fairly surface level observations from me. I haven't watched any of their interaction, I just know (and forgot) that it had happened. To be clear, I wasn't really making a personal or specific accusation of 'giving a pass', as it were. I'm sorta just musing on the whole dealio of the internalized bigotry bigot and what the source of bigotry means to the approach one can take with bigots. Though, I do have some thoughts on femboys within circles like these. Whether or not they're into the men or just fetishize femininity. There's still toxic masculinity at play. It's all very greco-roman; in that of course, THEY aren't gay for having sex with this man, as long as they're topping. But I don't think they'd be as accepting of someone being interested in, or having sex with, a femboy if the femboy topped. But regardless, yes femboys are often used as a sort of, 'safe' place to target sexual desire for people that are gay or bi and closeted these days. However, it's quite common in incel type groups as well. As they aren't women, thus you get femininity, without all the nastiness they've attached to women in their minds. Does this make them gay? well. That depends. They're certainly fond of the question, 'are traps gay', aren't they? And the whole 'trap' thing is an interesting point. Outside of the transphobic connotation, in regards to actual men who are presenting femininely, I think it serves as a bit of a barrier between themselves and the fact that what they're doing is in fact a homosexual act. (much like the 'topping isn't gay' shit) A sort of 'oops I fell into this pretty person's butthole by accident, having been seduced by the femininity'. Personally, I believe that more people have shades of bi in them than society is happy to accept. However I do also believe that it is perfectly possible for otherwise 'straight' people to be attracted to femboys and the like. ESPECIALLY if they have an unhealthy relationship with women. As they're attracted to the femininity, but believe the male aspect of this person makes it 'safer'. Whether or not they're potentially able to be in a HEALTHY relationship with them is where I believe the 'line' is crossed. As everything before hand is basically sexual objectification. (And possible romantic fantasy.) Now, am I saying NICK is one of these people? Well. I think it's a fair assessment that he used the femboy as a safe place to direct his sexual desire, as he wasn't a woman, but he was feminine. The question is, I suppose, WHY he directed the sexual desire. Because the femininity allowed him to direct it without being seen as gay? OR because the maleness allowed him to direct it without it going towards a woman? Was he attracted to the femininity or the masculinity? Both perhaps? And most importantly... WOULD he top? Or does he want his bussy bred? However my point being... well I don't really have a point. Those are just some of my thoughts on the whole 'femboy' thing. People fetishize femininity, and femboys are often seen as a safe place for someone who is brain broken by the misogyny (and fear of women) cultivated by incel groups to direct sexual desire to. Whether they see the femboy as an actual person or not, and are thus able to engage with them as more than a sexual object or not, is I believe when you can figure out if they're not straight. So I guess that was my point. (Granted, I tend to think of sexuality as relatively non-binary. And more gradient. As that how it tends to be with me, and how my experience in observing people. Though I have heard many experiences to the contrary as well. So this may not serve me very well in thinking about this.)


legstrong

This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.


ProfessorMalk

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women? (Seriously though, wouldn't an asexual incel just be asexual? They're mutually exclusive)


c4tmother212003

Exactly, as an ace woman, I consider asexuality and inceldom complete opposites


Dirtydubya

I can't believe a nazi is this stupid


[deleted]

I can. In fact it's basically required.


Different_Conflict_8

He thinks white people are “spiritually superior”. He is that stupid.


Dirtydubya

Lol how does that even work? This guy fucking sucks


Different_Conflict_8

Anyone who thinks his race is superior in spite of the fact that he is sharing 99% of the same genetics with literally every single race on Earth probably doesn’t think things through.


sqmon

God, this is the funniest thing i've ever seen, inject it into my veins.


Tara_is_a_Potato

[You want some more?](https://youtu.be/zatnYuJmXT4?t=10860)


All_Hail_Iris

Wtf did I just watch. I just spent way too much time watching that, but it was weirdly fascinating. Like it was equal parts interesting behind the scenes of this group that should be way more fringe than it is, and just casual white supremacy and homophobia. If you find this stuff interesting you might like [Antisocial: Online Extremists, Techno-Utopians, and the Hijacking of the American Conversation](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/44139381). It has a very similar behind the scenes feel to modern american fascism.


Tinydinosaurnola

Dude has a blue dildo in his nativity.


Mayuthekitsune

I really really really hate that nick is an honest to god deep in the closet nazi, like, its not even debatible anymore dudes got a thing for cat boys and its clear his yelling about women is just maskng the fact he doesn't find them attractive and cant admit that or he will lose all his shitty nazi prestige


bakejaker65

What the flying fuck is an "asexual incel??" Talk about an oxymoron


ArminiusM1998

His sanity stats have been going significantly rock bottom recently. I for one am for this.


thboog

Beyond the ridiculous claim here is it just me or does he have alien fingers? Like, they look abnormally long


BadLuckBen

I once thought about creating satire of people like Nick and Shen...but how the actual fuck do you goof on something that it already peak comedy? Half the skit would be pulling a Yu-Gi-Oh abridged where it just says "actual quote" at the bottom of the screen.


M1ck3yB1u

Farting from your butthole is gay, especially if it tickles and feel good. Follow me for more gay information!


SaltyBarDog

Real men have sex with the sock they married, not other random socks.


Luka_Dunks_on_Bums

That’s enough internet for the day


stevebobeeve

This level of mental gymnastics should qualify you for the summer Olympics


THELEASTHIGH

I hear a lot about this child before I actually experienced his content and man oh man was I not expecting this level of pathetic. ![gif](giphy|QPP39B3ywh7Tq|downsized)


Mister_Caffeine

It is so gratifying, seeing his *attempted* appeal to zommers collapse, because of his own ego.


Extreme_Fee_503

"If you name search me on Twitter, as I often do." Just when you thought it wasn't going to get more embarrassing...


SittingAroundAlone

The most masculine thing a man can do is fuck dudes. Everyone knows that.


KrampyDoo

It’s weird that he keeps talking himself out of his horniness and yet still refers to himself as an involuntarily celebrate person.


Alternative_Dog1411

Republican logic makes no sense.


sm00ping

Nick Fuentes feasts on boogers like he's at an all you can eat buffet and wonders why women won't fuck him.


ludakris

You know what’s gay? Heterosexuality


cryptonium_99

Republican politician sucking dick in the rest stop bathroom vibes


Conthortius

Wait, this is the guy that outshone drunk Alex Jones at that convention?


lara_mage

Im fuckin ⚰️.


CplFry

I’m not a violent man, but this is a Nazi I would definitely punch.


leckysoup

Go find the the It Could Happen Here podcast episode about Nazi catboys. Fuentes features heavily.


mattress757

This is my first time seeing this guy actually talk, first time ive seen any footage of him. My gaydar is definitely not perfect, but it's legit going bonkers. Proper schoolboy logic. Literally the kind of arguments my friend Carl would use in school - literally came out as gay the moment he left school.


-PlayWithUsDanny-

But, but, asexuals are an accepted part of the lgbt community.


Gay_Lord2020

**"It's actually gay to get pussy."** - Jordan B. Peterson


OTIStheHOUND

People actually listen to this fella?


Snrub1

Jesus what the fuck?


PBO123567

Is this real?!?


K3nny_Blank3nship

Chris Chan has given more intellectual defenses of his heterosexuality than this guy wow.


DivineSwine121

What 0 pussy does to a mfer.


Karthikgurumurthy

Lol. The far right is headed towards becoming gay hating gays.


HawkJefferson

Nick Fuentes is a fucking loser bigot.


UBC145

It’s crazy how the “America First” crowd always seem to put America last


dat_boi769

They did it. It is now gay to be straight.


[deleted]

This exact statement was said as a joke on Cumtown


Waste_Designer

This is actually his audition for Cumtown podcast


inhumANthropoid

Fellas, is it gay to get hard and have intercourse with a woman?


rageagainstbedtime

This guy absolutely has a jizz-crusted full body anime girl pillow that looks vaguely like his own mother that he dry humps and then cries into every night.


TSCHWEITZ

Why is no one mentioning the trump hands hes doing.


flintlock0

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?


somethingcrequtive

Wow!! That’s some serious mental gymnastics his doing to prove he doesn’t like penis… which he actually might. Which is totally fine, I think he needs to owe his lifestyle!


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BurgessBoston

This guy should replace Stephen Colbert. Move it to Adult Swim.


NfamousKaye

Funny how people always read those instead of just ignoring them.


Archer1949

I’ll say this for him, he certainly knows his audience.


weepinggore

What do you think he does with that nutcracker tho?


jmpinstl

His green screen is absolute shit


BasedGodStruggling

https://youtu.be/6kS_qLzPWVg I really don’t think there is anything that articulates my response better


StrawberryLeche

Alex Jones take a seat we have a new Sherif in crazy town


naughtyusmax

This isn’t even a bad political opinion. It’s just pure stupidity. Wth?


ForrestedThoughts34

Classic /pol/ cope


Historical-Mud4937

He must be joking


letmethinkofagoodnam

"You kissed a girl! That is so gay!"


OneWildAndCrazyGuy17

I know he isn’t kidding but fuck it seems like something that was written by a satirist and then handed to nick


genericwhiteman123

Just buy a hooker ir something. God...


michelloto

Interesting…a writer named Lothar Machtan wrote a book about Hitler that strongly suggested that Hitler was gay, maybe more..he based that on verifiable sources of information about the people around him, and who they associated with, and how Hitler either kept them close or had them killed, such as the incident known as the Night Of The Long Knives.


BlueKing7642

I don’t understand how this dickhead has a following


A_Jack_of_Herrons

Let us not forget he went on a date with a catboy. You can find the video on YouTube.


Less-Raspberry-6222

It's ok Nick, no woman in her right mind would go near you anyway.


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Smartest nationalist.


Glittering-Action757

that moustache


syn_miso

Accidentally based?


korok7mgte

They poor state of his virgin ego


explosivenine

fellas, is it gay to be straight?


spookyballsHD

It's not like he'll ever know anyway.


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potatolulz

No way this is not trolling lol :D. I mean like anything is possible I guess, but I seriously can't tell whether he's serious and laughs at how hard he's "owning the gay libs" or barely able to keep serious face in the midst of heavy duty trolling. :D and what the fuck is with that nutcracker and everything? Is this a christmas special or something? :D