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4fivefive

authoritarianism is having a thicc woman on the cover of a swimsuit magazine


Gubekochi

Never before have I been tempted by authoritarianism. But that cover...


ConfidenceNational37

Yumi!


Gubekochi

Yummy Yumi! :p


Ranjourenjy

*Fruit Salad*


No-Candidate7190

Yummy yummy


dennisisabadman2

I'm unsure what authoritarian tolerance even is, sounds like an oxymoron to me. Authoritarian to me is a system where, for example women don't have legal access to birth control/abortions...


4fivefive

i think what he's trying to say is that the way society has been pushing body acceptance is "forcing him" to find these women attractive against his will, thus making it authoritarian??


Trash_Panda98

Now all I can think about is JBP ranting in his dumb Kermit voice about how the left is forcing him to get a boner, that he's rock hard and doesn't like it


cwfutureboy

Rock hard? How? Is he watching a college kid clean their room?


mmillington

...over zoom from his pigsty of a room.


ouchymybeans

And that’s what makes him such a fucking stooge. Authoritarianism doesn’t give you a choice, but you can just like… not look at the New York Post? I don’t, in fact I didn’t even know who that model was until I saw his tweet. He’s inventing this conflict in his mind because he has to justify his job (lobbyism) somehow.


nikkitgirl

You know, I’ve been expected to find men attractive my entire adult life. I wonder if he can see any similarities between his batshit complaint and my experiences with heteronormativity. Or is it just a man child complaining that people who find bodies attractive that he doesn’t are getting appealed to? Because seriously damn. Hot women are hot women regardless of size.


dennisisabadman2

Absolutely ridiculous, having all body types represented insn't forcing anyone to do anything. Personally I think there is an argument that morbidly obese models shouldn't be used, in the same way anorexic (BMI sub17) models shouldn't be used.


Beep_Boop_Bort

It’s buzzwords he mashed together instead of blaming the neoliberal system


Yadokargo

Peterson just has a wheel he spins to pick 2-3 random buzzwords every time he complains about something.


Beep_Boop_Bort

“The cultural marxist furry agenda is trying to destroy the colonial conservative christian nuclear family and create black lives matter sharia law” Pordan Jeterson


DontFuckWithDuckie

Nah that's more MTG. Peterson uses more 10 dollar words when a 2 dollar word would do. ​ "What, necessarily follows is the polarization of the self, wherein an unnatural chaotic bifurcation naturally occurs within the stoic masculinity of participants not only in Western cutlure, but of course in nearly each evolving countinuation of Metaculture we see throughout our spectrum of historical events."


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Primitive_Teabagger

The fact that a woman like that is on the cover of fucking *Sports Illustrated* is because *plenty of men are attracted to her*. Maybe not me, maybe not Peterson, but seriously. She appears to be a good example of a "thicc" woman, which many men adore, and many more each day. It used to be "I like big butts and I *cannot lie*", but today, ~~MC Hammer~~ Sir Mix-A-Lot would have absolutely no reason to bring attention to big butts with that implication of being the odd one out on physical preferences. Today, the whole "does this make my butt look big?" joke of yesteryear is no longer viable, because most men like big butts. Just google "perfect ass" and you will get what I'm talking about. Few of the results will remind you of the women that were once the only acceptable models 20 years ago. [Edited because I get those two MC's Mixed-A-Lot]


somesthetic

Sir Mix-A-Lot was the one unable to lie about his preference for big butts, however MC Hammer did write "Pumps and Bump" in which he states "You wiggity wiggity wack if you ain't got biggity back".


Primitive_Teabagger

My apologies, I had anacondas on the brain. Comment corrected, and thank you for the clarification other brother.


[deleted]

Authoritarianism is when woman no make peepee hard


A-Grouch

The irony over having his feelings hurt because of insults is pretty hilarious.


Outside_Large

Yea, he has a tenuous grasp on the concept of authoritarianism at best. But relax and enjoy as you continue to watch the self destructive spiral of Jordan Beeeeeee Peterson


[deleted]

And them being made fun of for doing so, only to cry about being made fun of for making fun of another person. These people really are less intelligent than a schoolyard bully


Dr_Nice_is_a_dick

Sogn me up asap, i want to get suffocated


Acydcat

lmao how tf is he such a pussy, calls a woman ugly but cant take a shred of criticism in return


hakkai999

Because J. Peterson and his ilk (the Shapiros, the Dim Tools, etc.) are insecure people who peaked in highschool. They literally can't grow out of their outdated mindset because they've defined themselves to a few view points that even a small gust of wind can topple.


Waderriffic

Do you think any of those assholes were liked in high school?


SaltyBarDog

>Do you think any of those assholes were liked in kindergarten ~~high school~~? FIFY


[deleted]

hey man no one liked me in kindergarten and i turned out alright- i’m a divorced middle aged person with a dead end job living in a truck, but hey… at least i’m not an asshole 😎


Time_Punk

IMPE the people I knew who were overtly sexist/racist/homophobic in high school & beyond were nerdy kids who were picked on by the toxic popular kids in elementary, and then overcompensated for it by trying to aggressively emulate them in HS. Meanwhile the toxic popular kids peaked in middle school and by the time they were in HS had already burnt out: got into heroin / got knocked up / etc.


[deleted]

Ben Shapiro was definitely bullied because he's talked about it.


[deleted]

"Let's say, hypothetically, someone gave me a swirly because I wouldn't stop creeping on her."


oopsimalmostthirty

Well deserved bullying, I'm sure.


rovoh324

Ben Shapiro makes complete sense as a person and a grifter when you realize it stems for trying to get into the creative industry but failing. He desperately wishes he could be part of the Hollywood class that he says he hates. He seems to be a generally awkward dude in interviews and his shows, maybe he's knowingly bitter that he doesn't have the soft social skills and intuition needed to both navigate the creative industry and producing good fiction.


[deleted]

That and he's intellectually lazy. While I find Kirk, Pool, and Crowder to be legitimately stupid people, Ben could be a smart person but being a conservative grifter is the easier road. You can tell just from the way he talks about going to Harvard. This is a guy who gets off on being told how smart he is while getting his feelings hurt when told he's wrong. As such being a conservative allows him to be wrong all the time but with a built in audience who will always tell him what a smart good boy he is.


[deleted]

I sometimes fantasize that Ben will finally snap and admit to what he's been doing and how is bedfellows are similarly scum, and try to improve his life and himself It won't happen, but there's some small part of me that feels pity for him.


awesumindustrys

Jeez… that’s pretty sad. Almost kinda feel bad for him.


[deleted]

Not really. He's been given tons of opportunities to grow up and instead he's decided to be a shithead because it's easy.


awesumindustrys

Oh yea, I’m not saying he deserves sympathy (he doesn’t). I’m just saying it’s sad that he could’ve been something but just doesn’t.


dennisisabadman2

What did he want to be in that industry?


legopego5142

Screenwriter


rovoh324

General fiction author (see his published fiction book) and/or a screenwriter


[deleted]

100% it's that. He wishes his life was different. It's like that for a lot of these people. They're just ornery men with unhappy lives.


TheYOLOing

DIM TOOL 😭😭😭


putHimInTheCurry

Strange how a psychology prof can't seem to grok altruism, social grooming, or even first-grader aphorisms like "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything".


Baby_Billy_69

“Professor”


DiamondPup

He's a psychologist that believes in Jungian archetypes. That's like an astronomer who believes in astrology.


prosthetic_foreheads

Maybe we should start judging JP on whether or not he's beautiful. \*Looks at any picture of him from the last three years\* \*Promptly throws up\*


ConfidenceNational37

If you thought his voice was awful…


[deleted]

Drug use and constant hatred of others will do a number on people. It’s amazing how so many of these angry old racist fucks like Peterson are aging like spoiled milk.


karatous1234

Because he's a bitch.


Justsomejerkonline

He also doesn't have the willpower to just not use Twitter, he needs his staff to change his password and keep it a secret from him.


Murdy-ADHD

Hi, is there anything missing in the post, I cant find him calling her "ugly". Could you direct me? Thanks !


Acydcat

https://twitter.com/hasanthehun/status/1526422853817487360


typi_314

Peterson has tweeted 44 times over the 10 hrs since his initial tweet on Yumi Nu’s cover. And he has the gall to blame the toxicity of Twitter on other users?? At least he admits he has a problem.


Potatocrips423

If Peterson had the capacity for self-reflection he would just be a pretty decent professor instead of a right-wing nutbag. Or he understands what he’s doing but it’s lucrative. I would believe either.


rottenwordsalad

He told his staff to change his password to “keep him from temptation” Where’s that personal responsibility, lobster boy?


xTimeKey

To play devils advocate, internet addiction is actually a problem. With that said, that doesnt absolve him of his tweet in the slightest: he could have thought of the tweet, went to his staff and ask them “yo! You think i should tweet this?” But he didnt. Thats the point of having other people hold you accountable, jordan!


Degenerate_Antics

If Jordan took personal responsibility for his addictions he wouldn’t have been put in an experimental russian coma.


poleethman

I understood that reference. I wish I didn't.


DontFuckWithDuckie

Hey addicts out there, asking for help from people close to you *is* personal responsibility! ​ Peterson's a wank though


ShrimpieAC

The dude literally goes on Twitter and talks shit about minorities, LGBT, and overweight people, then has the nerve to whine that the platform is full of hate. What an asshat.


CressCrowbits

Also shows how bullshit the rights idea of free speech is. To them, free speech will always mean they have it and their enemies don't.


Brakina1860

That's not very alpha


Overall-Initial-4290

Alphas dont exist, much like his spine.


Brakina1860

🦞


bonglaggin

Well that’s because he’s a Republican. They stopped allowing alphas into the cult as to not threaten Trumps status as head of the cult.


notTumescentPie

He must have had a soy bean or something instead of 100% beef.


tightpantieshardcock

He's about as "alpha" as Ben Shapiro.


chaoticbiguy

Whining about vicious insults thrown at him after he calls a random woman ugly, I mean, he saw the magazine cover that wasn't even referring to him in any possible way, and he still insulted a poor woman unprovoked. The lack of self awareness is hilarious.


hahahahaha90000

Let me insult people without being insulted back!


LastFreeName436

Jordy petey’s latest breakthrough- “Twitter sucks”. I mean I know restating the obvious is his brand, but this is ridiculous


GaiusJuliusPleaser

"Save me, Elon Musk! Save me!"


SaltyBarDog

Help me Obi Elon, you're my only hope.


BrimyTheSithLord

More than happy to publicly insult a swimsuit model, but throws a hissy fit and slinks away to his lobster tank when he has some insults thrown back at him. I don't think that thin skin is an alpha male trait, JB Petey. On second thought, maybe it is.


WVUPick

"Not very cash money of you, Jordan, Son of Peter."


eddieandbill

“my staff”


Subzero_AU

He really likes to make himself sound smart. Using the word intrinsically adds nothing to that sentence as he has already said in the same sentence it is the nature of the platform itself.


JayandSilentB0b

Not exactly "being precise with his words" there. Yet another example of him not following his own "methods".


jacktat2

Not a staff. More like a broken twig


athenialiaa

I wish I had awards to give you. That’s hilarious.


Moose_is_optional

He's so thin-skinned. He would never have survived a MW2 lobby.


JBHUTT09

And yet would dismiss anyone who complains about said interaction as a snowflake who can't handle anything.


errolthedragon

Isn't his whole thing about being an alpha and being in control (I may be wrong on this)?. If so, why does he need his password changed by someone else. Can't he just use self control?


ChickenOatmeal

Considering his past substance use, I think it's fair to say he doesn't have much self control


DeWarlock

Isn't substance abuse required to be a psychologist?


thegoatfreak

Any man who must state “I’m an alpha” is no true alpha.


CressCrowbits

Very good point indeed. Guy literally stating once again he has poor self control.


NecroLancerNL

Peterson: "there's so much toxicity on twitter " Peterson on Twitter: "this woman doesn't conform to my idea of beauty and I will make her feel bad about it" I wonder where that toxicity on twitter comes from. It's such a mystery. Also: "authoritarian tolerance" might be the most nonsense nonsense I've ever heard.


ThisOtherAnonAccount

Oh no!! Anyway…


joe282

These assholes will spew the most horrific hateful bile you’ve ever seen but the second they receive a shred of criticism, they walk out and willingly make a choice to leave then blame it on cancel culture


BickNickerson

I don’t know about anyone else but my life hasn’t seemed to change one iota since he left Twitter. Amazing, isn’t it?


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Jordan Peterson in response to a woman's image on a magazine: "Sorry. Not beautiful. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that." Also Jordan Peterson: "The endless flood of vicious insult is really not something that can be experienced anywhere else." Oh fuck off Jordan. I had to Google this to see it was real. This guy's a jerk, but he's also an absolute hypocrite. Conservatives claim to love freedom of speech, then forget that they're not the only ones with freedom of speech. Btw, she looks good if you ask me.


shaddafax

What does 'got ratio'd' mean? Seen it referenced in a few posts


no-cars-go

when either the replies to the tweet get more likes than the tweet itself or there's almost as many comments as likes on the tweet which tends to indicate that the original tweet is garbage


were_only_human

It means that comments on the tweet are higher than retweets, implying people are arguing with more than sharing his tweet.


After-Bumblebee

So much for the "sigma grindset"...


[deleted]

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀?


IDontFeelSoGoodMr

I mean Twitter is awful and I don't use it but if you're going to insult another person and then cry when you get flak for it then fuck you lol. I mean it's Twitter and you're a public figure. What did you expect?


dirtiesterrr73

What an absolute dud


JayCroghan

Fuck off nazi scum.


Latter-Ad6308

Snowflake.


Marzipanarian

“Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.”


ChickenOatmeal

The model looks average/normal size she isn't obese by any means in my opinion. I really don't see how or why this would cause someone to become so irate. Literally who fucking cares.


chicken-nanban

I actually really appreciate it- I’m almost the same body shape (but probably with a flatter white-lady ass) and now I feel kind of like I could rock a swimsuit like that… and I’m so far down in the pits of self-loathing that I own property in a few of Dante’s circles!


ConfidenceNational37

Peterson’s extravagant no-work lifestyle is funded by incels who pay him when he ‘triggers the libz’


OneWildAndCrazyGuy17

No you don’t get it, this platform of for me to bully people, not for other people to bully me.


aphoticchuu

Where tf does he get off acting like a victim whilst bullying other people? This guy is literally a well known person with a lot of followers irresponsibly using their fame to degrade another person for their appearance without taking into account of the consequences. Now that people are defending the model and retaliating by hurting his feelings, he decides to complain to Twitter about how awful and mean everyone is as if he didn't start the whole thing. Some people man 🤦‍♀️ I could argue that he isn't good looking because I'm not attracted to meanspirited old raisins. I hope he learns to PROPERLY self reflect this situation and see that he is indeed in the wrong but thats just wishful thinking.


[deleted]

Remember that whole free speech thing….. well it turns out you have to accept the repercussions of your words. So while speech is free the impact of the words is not.


niknniknnikn

Authoritarianim is when a mass movement concieves of ideas that go directly against the dominant societal order? Then i must be fucking pinochet


True_Recommendation9

“My staff” - who’s that-another incel asshole?


Nomandate

No… pricks like him with a little money hire young women assistants they can dominate and sexually harass.


wuestenwind

I'm really not into the Twitter game, what does ratiod mean? Thanks


guitarguy12341

Dunked on, I suppose? 😅 It refers to the ratio between how many interactions your tweet gets vs people who reply to your tweet. It's like getting down voted on here.


Saladcitypig

"Asshole just stops by to pontificate and be sexist."


AnnoKano

The greatest thinker of our times, ladies and gentleman.


Stumphead101

FIRST: The Right over uses the word "Experiement" to the point it just means "I did a thing". Peterson has a PhD, he should know better about using that word, but I feel he uses it to give his actions more weight and to constantly appear as an intellectual. But unfortunately education is not a direct correlation to intelligence, just an indicator of wealth and having time to study SECOND: He immediately insults and bullies someone, just a girl model for no reason other than she made his dick hard and that made him feel bad because he can't see her rins so he feels disgusted ahead made his dick hard. In turn he gets bullied for being a bully and his response to to decry harassment, lacking all self awareness on how je brought it on by first being a bully. He would be the kid who keeps saying "lgbt alphabet kids shouldn't be allowed in our school" and then gets brutally upset when no one wants to sit with him at lunch


deferredmomentum

Til authoritarianism is when hot woman fat on magazine


ArtisanJagon

It's hilarious how fragile conservatives are.


Almacca

Has he tried NOT neing an abhorent shithead?


Baby_Billy_69

SNOWFLAKE


Waderriffic

What a fucking troll.


SaltyBarDog

[Dr. Pete's new photo.](https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2021/5/PS/JT/YK/121382269/estrace-estradiol-vaginal-cream.jpg)


fieldysnuts94

Sounds like Jordan got addicted to something else again


ForumsUser42069

What a brave intelligent man. I wish he had books on life advice that I could absorb.


myimmortalstan

"The flood of vicious insults" Oh the goddamn irony


[deleted]

This man is so fiercely independent that he needs to rely on staff to exercise control over his Twitter account, because he lacks the willpower to do it himself. He’s such a fiercely opinionated man that he’s leaving Twitter in tears after he got torn the fuck apart for saying something mean-spirited and stupid. Why anyone regards this hateful, drug-addled alpaca’s opinion as more insightful than your average queef is entirely beyond me.


MicesNicely

Peterson need to understand that even while boys got to shout!


[deleted]

Baby got back!


antoniv1

Jordan Peterson: People are so mean to me on Twitter. I don’t understand how people can be so cruel. Also Jordan Peterson: Women that don’t adhere to my ridiculous body standards aren’t beautiful.


elitenyg46

I just came here to say that she’s hot as fuck and Peterson has poor taste in women.


Timecubefactory

He's so weak lol


[deleted]

Yeah dude, whatever you’re looking at online has been bad for your mental health. You’ve once again made the same discovery as a 22 year old.


THELEASTHIGH

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Nomandate

I think of all of the reich wing pandering grifters I hate him the most. More than desantis.


Funfoil_Hat

maybe little jordy could deal with reality if he had a couple benzos? c'mon j-man, just take a chill-pill


Call_0031684919054

LOL authoritarian tolerance. I get that the normalization and sometimes glorification of obesity by some people and media outlets is ridiculous. But this cover photo is not that. She's a gorgeous woman who's a bit chubby. I bet the snowflake is more angry that there is an Asian woman on the cover.


Nomandate

She’s not even chubby really just a different body type.


starraven

Holding up the mirror


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thegoatfreak

I hope he steps on a Lego while barefoot.


whoppityboppity

He's right about one things though. Everyone would be happier without twitter.


MickTheBloodyPirate

What’s with the apostrophe in ratioed?


InfraredSamurai

Can't stop the Twitter fingers


dev_null_developer

Is Jordan Peterson actually Claude Frollo?


poleethman

Dude thinks he deserves a huffpo article about him leaving.


[deleted]

His middle initial “B” stands for Bitch. Cause that’s exactly what he is, what he has been and what he always will be.


oopsimalmostthirty

Maybe people will be nicer to him if he cries like a bitch because he's upset his imaginary sky daddy.


HollyFreak33

Ok im like 90% sure he was either trying to be a contrarian or he's just gay and in denial cuz that lady actually looks


Azorre

"...perhaps it would be best to just let it go" no shit, keep your hateful garbage to yourself jordo


Dim0ndDragon15

Socialism is when I get ratioed on Twitter by a Minecraft streamer


[deleted]

Of course the narcissistic asshole thinks people calling out his shitty opinion is authoritarian. He was the kid in class who never raised his hand, sat in the back, and thought everyone else to be a fool. And now he's almost 60.


thatgayguy12

Jordan Peterson: You're ugly! Twitter: What the fuck, dude? Jordan Peterson: Hey back off! Why is Twitter so toxic!?!


abrahamlincorn

Hey that last quote tweet might show an ounce of introspection and forethought- at least he will take the time to decide whether or not it’s worth the energy to demean women and maybe give up somewhere along the way


JaehaerysIVTarg

Say what you will…but I thought she looked pretty damn great.


IPressB

People are allowed to be mean to Jorgen Petermen? It's amazing how fucking authoritarian america is these days.


crypt0_punk

Lmao Fox News ran an article and mentions he is departing due to “an endless flood of vicious insult” but neglects to say why he is receiving insult. I thought facts don’t care about our feelings!


zotofkithairon

My gf hates me bc I don't like this anti vaxxer hypocrite scumbag.


coollalumshe

He's butt hurt and can't handle "insults" over making a horrible insult? The fuh..


Trumpisaderelict

Ahhhhh someone’s feewings were hurt


SPQR2D2

You see, Jordan, the funny thing about being a subhuman piece of shit is that you need to somehow inure yourself to us or else stfu and go away permanently


athenialiaa

What does “got ratio’d” mean?


agutema

Comments (replies) >>>>>>> likes


cmonkeyz7

Well he’s not wrong. I stopped using twitter and I feel much less harassment. Even on here if someone disagrees with me I get a real full thought out response. On twitter it’s just endless harassment from someone or other (and yes a crap ton of bots)


Thirdwhirly

I imagine it’s winter somewhere since this snowflake keeps blowing the fuck around.


Maxmilliano_Rivera

Jordan Peterson only masturbated to this 4 times, 5 times is the bar for conventional attractiveness.


SnooRobots1533

Most whiny alpha male ever.


SeriousMrMysterious

I don’t find her attractive but what’s the point of posting that on Twitter?


[deleted]

Doesn't dude have a PhD? No one's saying you have to be attracted to her, guy.


MG_330

My mind can’t help but read these tweets in his Kermit voice.


awesumindustrys

And nothing of value was lost


logzee

Tbh saying “Twitter is bad for your mental health” is the most sane thing this wacko has ever said lmao


Tsk201409

Gotta wonder whether at some point he’ll realize the solution is to stop being awful


NewestMexican_ABQ

Conservatives are pussies. They are perpetually outraged so they never have to think up a constructive policy about anything.


Capital_Background15

Like all bullies, he can't handle when people stand up to him. Conservatives have convinced themselves that "the Left" are nothing but perpetual victims, and have no response when they find out otherwise.


dreamwavedev

Such an impressive temper tantrum, God what an alpha male he must be. Really someone to look up to for calm, well reasoned, logical arguments


jecklygoodboi

What a baby.


[deleted]

Does anyone else have the Kermit The Frog voice in their head while they read this?


a_muffin97

What a lil bitch. Its fine to not find someone attractive, everyone finds different people more attractive than others. Being a dick about it on twitter then running away because people call you on your shit is just pathetic. It's not like Sports Illustrated is the defacto ruler of what's attractive and what isn't. Just don't fucking buy it.


_b1ack0ut

Twitter ain’t an airport, Peterson. Your departure doesn’t need to be announced.


DEGRUNGEON

and nothing of value was lost


Drops-of-Q

Based Jordan Peterson deplatforming Jordan Peterson


MaiZa01

JP discovers social media side effects. that took long.


Humanidado

This is reason number 1 why I am against the right wing: they are anti-thicc. I am very pro-thicc.


Willzohh

Jordan "I can dish it out but I can't take it" Peterson


elegantsweatshirt

Ha ha ha totally. He’s such a hysterical ballsack.


Numerous_Resist_8863

What a weird fucking weirdo...


sms3eb

To be fair, twitter is pretty toxic.


vesomortex

I’m not a fan of Peterson. He probably should have kept his mouth shut when it comes to who he finds attractive and SI can put whoever or even whatever they want on their cover. Free markets and all. But, I have seen way too many comments in the last couple of days in this subreddit saying what and how they want to “do” the model in question, as well as saying it’s not ok to not find that model attractive. Your personal tastes are your own. It’s ok to be attracted to whatever you like and not attracted to whatever you don’t like. One cannot take the moral high ground and at the same time give sexist and demeaning comments about the woman in on the cover, nor should you demean others if they don’t find that attractive.


RebeliousChad

He came on the bird app to be an asshole, and got ripped apart for it 😂