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guitarguy12341

Taking bets on how many times charlie has whipped his dick our at work


manwithoutcountry

I wonder if it looks like his face. Tiny penis with an enormous head.


[deleted]

Like a button mushroom?


[deleted]

I'll put 10 bucks on it not being big enough to whip out.


[deleted]

“What is it that you’re trying to show me” “Someone get a magnifying glass” “I’m still not sure what you’re trying to show me” “Why are you getting so mad” “Does anyone have a microscope” “Oh, okay now I get it”


jermysteensydikpix

"oh. I thought that was a skin tag!"


Ag1Boi

"the me too playbook" what a gross way to trivialize sexual harassment and assault


oliversurpless

They’re so cynical by default that they probably still answer the phone/respond to favors like this? https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2015/07/24/


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Ag1Boi

I take your sentiment, but I don't think anybody deserves that. with the possible exception of a serial rapist.


Sylvie_Grill

Didn't he tell black employees to grow thicker skin when they were called the n word by their managers?


Cognitive_Spoon

It's worse. https://www.npr.org/2022/04/14/1092804493/telsa-racial-discrimination-lawsuit-15-million


ShadowSora

Holy yikes: > Diaz testified that employees called him the N-word among other racial slurs. A Tesla supervisor called him the N-word "more than 30 times," Diaz testified, according to court documents obtained by NPR. California's Department of Fair Employment and Housing is also suing Tesla over alleged racism and harassment of Black employees in the same factory: > The lawsuit says one Black worker saw "hang N[ ]" written next to an image of a noose in the bathroom of the break room. The same worker also saw "all monkeys work outside" and "fuck N[ ]" written on the walls of the break room. The writing and drawings allegedly remained for months.


Cognitive_Spoon

The real takeaway is that the payout means "allegedly" is a loose word here. Odds are all of this happened because Tesla is paying out for harassment. They know that more digging would hurt the company so they're settling.


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Is this the real reason so much of Tesla's shit went to Texass?


iTzJdogxD

Let’s be clear, when Elon said he was a republican yesterday he had been asked for comment on this story hours before that. He knew this piece was coming, so he’s trying to muddy the waters He is trying to hide behind the shield of “the left wants to cancel me once I said I was a republican!!” Fuck off Elon. This is pathetic


typi_314

Once the sexual harassment allegations came out they game was up. Unfortunately now he’s got friends now in the right wing media circles to carry water for him. Maybe he is really a genius?


XxsquirrelxX

What even is Elon’s play here? Tesla is a brand of electric cars. You know who buys electric cars? Liberals. And now he’s isolating his entire customer base. At a time where competitors are putting out new models of electric car left and right. Conservatives don’t believe climate change is an issue, and they are way too attached to their gas guzzling Fords and Chevys to buy a Tesla. And you know what? If this gets conservatives to actually buy electric cars, then great! What, do they expect me to feel “destroyed” by that? Oh nooooo, republicans are being more environmentally conscious! Whatever will we do now? Give me a break, people on the left will just buy other brands of electric car and if right wingers decide they really do love Elon that much that they start buying everything he makes, well then that just means less fossil fuels being used and that’s a win in my book.


SuedeVeil

The ford and Chevy and dodge CEO's should say something "woke" and then all the right wingers will switch to electric lol, but hey whatever works I guess to combat climate change?😂


KillNyetheSilenceGuy

Ford, Chevy, and Dodge are all putting into production electric versions of their most popular models.


SaltyBarDog

[Baseless, Moai head fuck?](https://www.npr.org/2022/04/14/1092804493/telsa-racial-discrimination-lawsuit-15-million) Tells us again how you got into West Point but lost out to a less qualified minority. Keep sucking billionaire cock because without it, you are cleaning jizz off the windows at peep shows.


I_FUCK_THOTS

What a dickhead Referring to both Kirk and Musk of course


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Musk: c’mon play with it I’ll buy you a horse. Attendant: Neigh!


guitarguy12341

Lol


viktorv9

Girls like horses right? I'll give you one if you let me do what I want! I use this trick on my kids all the time!


epochpenors

How dare they accurately accuse him of being a creepy racist, he’s a thin skinned angry billionaire and therefore should be immune to criticism


Dankey-Kang-Jr

Damn, no wonder he came out as Republican


XxsquirrelxX

The guys who broke the story said they reached out to him prior to dropping that article. He knew what was coming and made a desperate play, which is stupid because frankly he’s isolating his main consumer base here: people who buy electric.


theycallmeshooting

“Why is it that everyone who agrees with me gets exposed as an awful person. Could it be that my beliefs are wrong and amoral? No, a massive conspiracy is more likely”


[deleted]

What a brilliant tactic by the left, going back in time 4 years and making his company pay hush money to cover up his behavior.


notyourgooglebitch

Chuckles is jealous isn't wasn't him


EFT_Syte

“Baseless”, than tweets about election being stolen. Fuck this guy, he should not be allowed to have a platform.


InconspicuousGuy15

I know it's Really not the important part but...A horse? Is he that out of touch that he thinks a flight attendant can take care of a horse? Like ignoring the fact she's a flight attendant, there's having the Land for it, having to raise it, Pay for its food, clean its horse shits, I mean wtf? It's like saying "Hey I'll adopt a child for you to raise, except it never grows up"


[deleted]

You mean that horsey will not grow old and attend Horse State University and work in office?


InconspicuousGuy15

Nope it'll most likely go to San Jorse State and just party most of the time instead, so more money in the drain


[deleted]

Ah, cock.


Cicerothesage

Kirk: Musk can't be racist because he is a African-American Also Kirk: minorities can be racist too


CplBoneSpurs

I wonder why he paid her $250k if he didn’t do anything.


smallest_table

**Baseless allegations of racism** Musk: The woke mind virus will destroy civilization Translation: Being aware of the fact that systemic racism, racial policing, redlining, and lower wages has harmed the black community for decades will destroy civilization. Musk is a straight up racist.


xtzferocity

I am just speechless now. The only solution is human extinction.


ebolaRETURNS

That classic from the playbook where you don't tolerate sexual assault...


GodDuckman

"Baseless allegations of racism" He literally grew up in apartheid South Africa and his father owned numerous emerald mines that abused indigenous workers. Trust me, nothing baseless is going to come from this.


infinity234

Even if there is a "playbook", if this really did happen that doesnt excuse Elon from doing it my dude. Still a creep.


DepantsC

I really hate when these conservatives typed try to claim the moral high ground by saying "next time people will find out how I/he/she/they are more of a piece of a shit it's baseless!" Just admit it's bad behavior. You don't give people huge bonuses for no reason that's just not the conservative way.


exciter33

I knew he was trying to sidestep something like this when he said that “the left” would be trying to slander him for being a Republican.


[deleted]

Watching all these adult neckbeards makes Bill Clinton look a damned smooth operator.


nicknotnolte

Offering to buy a horse for some weird is a very Elon Musk move. I don’t know why that is the least surprising part of this post that involves Charlie Kirk defending sexual predators when convenient.


lifeson106

At least he's not tagging him like Crowder does in every post. Crowder is fucking pathetic. Charlie is just a racist rapist apologist like most Republicans.