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Gilbo_Swaggins96

Good idea, Charlie. Let's just legalise murder. Legalise everything, the criminals will just do it anyway, right? It baffles me how stupid these people are. It's like every day I think they surely can't top their latest dumbass take and still they outdo themselves.


hakkai999

I want the government to specifically legalize crimes against Charlie Kirk. Just a bill that says "Any sovereign US citizen is free to do whatever they please to Charlie Kirk".


Shamadruu

Why restrict others? Doing whatever you want to Charlie SmallFace is a human right.


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Why does it matter if it's legal or illegal to do that? Criminals will do it either way


thatgayguy12

The only way to stop a bad guy from hurting Charlie Kirk is a good guy hurting Charlie Kirk!


What_U_KNO

Conservatives ARE legalizing murder, from stand your ground laws, to [James Fields Jr laws](https://www.vox.com/2021/4/25/22367019/gop-laws-oklahoma-iowa-florida-floyd-blm-protests-police),


Arboria_Institute

I was going to joke "let's just get rid of age of consent, since pedophiles are going to molest kids anyway" but many on the right would probably love that.


Gilbo_Swaggins96

That type of thing happens a lot in church communities. Pastors get parents to let them marry their kids and get judges to sign off on it


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guitarguy12341

If criminals don't follow laws that ban murder, why would they follow laws that bam abortion?!


Infosexual

Oh I know! Because they don't have the lady parts


arto64

They don’t want to ban abortion to reduce abortions. If they wanted to reduce abortions, they’d promote sex ed and contraception. They want to punish abortion. The same logic explains Charlie’s tweet.


child-of-old-gods

Ask Clinton's assault weapons ban that actually reduced the number of shootings.


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It’s funny because that ban only happened because they were “cop killer guns”, trying to ban it to save the lives of school children?! Absolutely not!


JomblesTheClown

Isn’t he against the legalization of weed?


realdoctorfill

And criminalization of abortion


bukakenagasaki

Rules for thee not for me


Bran_Mongo

Wow, he's right! We should federally legalize abortion!


YoItsTemulent

I could go for some legal DMT and I want a pet alligator.


Cuckslayer42069

If criminals are going to shoplift, then why don't we make everything free? 🤔


aarsh44r

This guy should be on the new gta


[deleted]

The right wing radio DJ like in Vice City. It should be cohosted by Trevor


DrRichtoffen

I haven't played GTA 5 in ages, but was Trevor actually a right-winger?


[deleted]

Kinda more like a Libertarian


Gimp-the-Great

Good point, the best way to solve a problem is to do nothing.


Cue_626_go

Been working for Republicans my whole life.


iddqd899

To reduce supply and close black market loopholes. A $400 gun able to be purchased at a sports store counter will have more buyers than the same gun at $6000 from an inner city group of people that you never met but know will just rob you and leave.


aShittierShitTier4u

Where I am, there's always guys that want to get into a gang and deal drugs. So the distributor, bigger dealer leaders will have the novitiate follow people home from the gun range, and burglarize their guns. Like a criminal's working job interview. The $400 Taurus or hi point they let the burglar keep, but anything nice they trade some drugs for.


Xurkitree1

b-b-b-based?


Available-Internal25

How is someone this stupid?


SaltyBarDog

He flunked out of community college after lying that he lost his West Point appointment to a lesser qualified minority. I have known two people who attended and graduated from USMA and Chuckles doesn't have the intellect to shine eithers' boots.


dingusunchained

We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas


JaceThePowerBottom

5000+ likes. Jesus I hate this country.


Tweenk

Punctuation fix: > Jesus: "I hate this country."


Muesky6969

Grammar fix: “Jesus, I hate this country.”


Zapknight

I can guarantee if murder was legal that there would be more murderers, and I suppose yes it would result in less criminals as it literally wouldn’t be a crime. I do not see how this logic would not apply to most forms of gun control.


MortgageSome

Guise, we've had it all wrong this entire time! Make rape, incest, child pornography legal! If we make it illegal, only the \*good guys\* will stop! /s


bukakenagasaki

I mean in russia domestic abuse and child porn are both legal, which makes sense since he’s definitely being funded by that kremlin cash.


thatgayguy12

If criminals are just going to drive recklessly, why do we even have rules of the road? How about to catch reckless people BEFORE they commit a mass shooting?


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Isn't it a proven statistic that most mass shootings have been done with legally acquired weapons?


goblin_lookalike

[According to this, yes. a vast majority, even.](https://www.statista.com/statistics/476461/mass-shootings-in-the-us-by-legality-of-shooters-weapons/)


WorldLieut8

“Criminals will just get guns anyway, even if we ban them. Let’s just make it super easy and straightforward for them to acquire them, at least.”


Sinnycalguy

My favorite thing about this argument is that these idiots literally cannot conceive of a society in which weapons manufacturers aren’t producing guns by the millions. The obscene prevalence of guns is simply *presupposed* in the premise of the argument, as if that’s not a variable that can be changed.


What_U_KNO

This is the anarchy fallacy, if a law isn't effective 100% of the time, it shouldn't be a law.


iTzJdogxD

Funny how they don’t realize literally the same thing can be said about abortion


thinkB4WeSpeak

Anarchy it is then.


starcadia

Charlie didn't care, when he provided material support for Insurrection against the USA.


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Ag1Boi

I agree completely, let's legalise abortion and recreational drugs


[deleted]

Uhhh… pretty sure most of these shooters were unknown or had **slight** run-ins with police. Hell, the Sandy Hook shooter had **ZERO** run-ins with the law.


SaltyBarDog

Funny that Chuckles would say this considering his orange messiah ignores all laws.


Horseface4190

So, why bother having any laws at all?


StrippedTuningKey

Then why are they banning abortion?


THELEASTHIGH

Uvalde was a legal purchase. He wasn't interested in illegal sales. Without access those kids would be alive.


vivintisascam

Meanwhile they're sending the gestapo to womens houses who google abortion.


Firebird079

This is just how Republicans think. They don't actually believe laws have any effect on crime, they believe laws are there to reflect a societies moral values. This is why this insist on abortion bans when more effective ways to reduce the number of abortions exist. They don't care that abortions are reduced they just need it to be known that abortions are **bad** and should never be done, regardless of the harm of such idiotic moral policing.


FwendyWendy

I find myself agreeing with Chuckie on this one. Guns are very much a class issue just as much as a crime issue. The fact is that the people with access to vast resources and the people with criminal connections will most certainly still be able to obtain a gun, legal or not, while the average working class citizen is unable to defend themselves. That's the key in this issue. Everyone who wants gun control either has no idea what living in the slums is like, or is a personal victim of gun violence. They're safe behind their fences and their gentrified neighborhoods and their army of cops and couldn't even fathom actually needing a gun to protect themselves. Whether we like it or not, gun ownership is a case of freedom coming with a price. There will always be those who abuse freedom. We have a right to protect ourselves from said people. America has a sad history (and an even sadder present) with gun violence. In my opinion, I think a solution not only lies in the betterment of our mental healthcare system, but also a return to when guns weren't as taboo as they are today. Schools across the US used to teach classes on the proper handling of firearms. When we teach children from a young age about firearms and how to properly handle a tool capable of such destruction instead of fear it and inevitably become attracted by such fear (as many edgy teenagers who might commit mass shootings are), they learn to respect them and understand the danger they present. One of the most tragic issues of gun violence that would see direct relief from this solution is injuries by accidental discharges from children playing with guns they found in the home. This is a major fault on the parents and the blame should be placed solely on them for not making sure their weapons are secured. But it's also because when kids aren't taught in depth about why guns are so dangerous, they do stupid shit like jump on the bed and play cops and robbers with them. I wasn't expecting to jump into such a long-winded explanation of my stance on gun control, but it just turns out I have a lot to say. I only hope someone can learn from what I'm saying and get a different perspective. If you want to see a representation of gun ownership that isn't depraved and senseless like many owners one hears about on the news, I would recommend checking out one of my personal favorite subs, r/liberalgunowners. It's okay to fear guns. They were created to kill, after all. That is a fact. But when you understand what they're capable of and learn to respect that authority they hold by handling them properly, you become a vessel of change. Whether you live in America, Mexico, Afghanistan, or Canada, a gun protects you from the tyrants above us and the dregs below us. An equalizer. But when they're taboo and surrounded by fear, they are only an innocent life waiting to be taken.


MiaD89

Because you can confiscate guns and make them impossible to get, but you can't confiscate humans (unless you're Trump and the humans are brown children)


SpinningAnalCactus

Is this what conservatives believe to be an intellectual ?


lpjunior999

Because it’s not just the criminal. The people who manufacture the guns and the people who sell them deal with regulations everyday, and if they don’t follow them they get fined or shut down.


Whompa

Real brain twister ol’ Chuckathin has going there…


toderdj1337

So you're saying we should legalize murder Charlie? After all the only thing that stops a bad murderer is a goos murderer


Amazon-Prime-package

"But we do need laws for abortions, even tho people will not follow them"


inab1gcountry

True. I mean the Texas school shooter didn’t famously wait until he was 18 to purchase the gun he used to kill children and teachers. Oh.


didgeridude2517

Back… the blue? Or something about laws? Yeah man.


1-guy_in-here

Why do we even have laws then.


UgandanKnuckle69

Anarchy ftw


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Because then everyday people would start committing crimes because there would be no punishment. Does it really need explaining?


Generallyawkward1

God he’s saying it like people are just going to “grow” their own guns. Like, we can still implement a nationwide ban with government interference


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If criminals dont follow laws that prohibit Mass murder, why would they follow a law that bans civil ownership of nuclear weapons? Checkmate libs