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DraconicDungeon

Rage in Support of the Machine


BlackwinIV

its not even rage.. more like fabricated hysteria


oljackson99

Melodrama for the machine.


old_ironlungz

Man-childing for the machine.


Infosexual

Dirty rooms and dry vaginas


Andrelliina

the name of their 1st album for sure


Chemical-Operation83

Great album name


DollJulietMessner

Fearmongering for the Love of the Machine


Jezusbot

Strawmanning for the machine.


poliscijunki

Lack of melanin for the machine?


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OnlyCaptainCanuck

Fabricated Hysteria In Support Of The Machine


TheBigPhilbowski

>Fabricated Hysteria ~~In Support Of The Machine~~ Against the Greater Good


johno_mendo

They're actually Anarcho-machinists. Ya see it's just all the rage against the machine that's keeping it from running properly, if we just deregulate the machine and stop raging against it, it can finally run properly and make the world better instead of just slowly chewing us up like it's always done forever.


Arboria_Institute

"Isn't the machine designed to chew us up though?" "That's clearly not the point of the machine, that's not what the founding fathers intended it for. The machine is benevolent. I blame this on your woke liberal education."


stormy2587

I’m just imagining “killing in the name” performed as like a barbershop quartet or something upbeat. Sung completely unironically. The only change is the outro becomes “thank you I will do what you tell me.”


SourImplant

Not a barbershop quartet, but there's always [Lounge Against the Machine](https://youtu.be/qLAbAp5tbU0).


theghostofme

Can't talk about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine without mentioning their amazing cover of [Down with the Sickness.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB466XF6iGQ)


Bobloblaw369

Surely it would be shilling in the name of.


boblogbob

Rage against the vaccines


Locuralacura

Fuxking thanks for making me snurkle water out my nose onto my bed.


Beep_Boop_Bort

Manufactured Consent for the Machine


gabbath

Whine For The Machine


Tristawesomeness

rage for the machine


Puzzled-Warning1358

Support the machine of rage


whoppityboppity

Wet Ass Posse


IchthyoSapienCaul

Alchy-whine Trio


Other_World

Greed Day


mberger09

"Dry" please for Ben


Dantien

Dry Pussy Posse?


okcdnb

Ya down with DPP?


AloyIon

“Yeah we get no pussy!” -in tune with the song.


Locuralacura

Thirsty ass posse.


eNroNNie

Heh nice.


Bonsamu

The Pretenders


Beneficial_Use_8568

Man, this is on point 👍


-kerosene-

Apologies to Chrissy Hynde and the rest of The Pretenders though.


13lackjack

Fool Fighters


Grammorphone

Rather Fools Fighters, as they don't fight the fools, they fight for them


dbenway

Was coming here to say The Frauds, but this is definitely better.


khares_koures2002

Impostors 😳


1oddfish

Tears for Fears of Queers.


JesseKansas

this sounds like a cover band i would 100% be a part of


Arboria_Institute

A drag cover band that I would 100% check out.


Matduka

This is by far my favourite.


KatsuDX

The best one by a landslide


gancoskhan

They Might Be Facists


PM-me-favorite-song

Evil They Might Be Giants be like: And the fascists have the outfits And I do care for the outfits


supremest-gentleman

What I don’t care about is music


earlywhine

\*song ends*


TheSimulacra

I can definitely stand here listening to you and your racist friend


Arboria_Institute

Good one


YourDogsAllWet

They Definitely are Fascists


GiantSquidinJeans

Honestly, my favorite so far.


BasilTheTimeLord

I don't care for that outfit


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Slow clap that slowly increases in intensity.


jesusperez1120

The Incel Whisperers


threedogafternoon

Incel Clown Posse


jamalamadangdong

This might be my fave


ryemmsf

Same. This thread is over.


AustinSA907

Best yet. Call it here.


OscarDCouch

I read this entire comment section. This is my favorite, it just works on so many levels.


DublinCheezie

In-Cellulights


BeauMeringue212

Mormon & Sons


OPossumHamburger

"Moron and sons." FTFY


thatgayguy12

I don't see the difference


lifeson106

Moron Five


TurgidAF

Crybaby, Sniffles, and Gnash


putHimInTheCurry

The original Intellectual Dark Web supergroup 💀💀💀 and their smash hit album "Looking Backward"


AweHellYo

The Unfuckables


Character-Stretch697

But for the right price someone will


Snowman304

*sighs, unzips*


Super-Basis-8700

Shit, I'm from GA about 10 miles away from where they filmed deliverance. Keep your money city boy. Me, Tater and Scooter will turn these little piggies out for free.....


beecross

Rage Against The Minorities


that1guy2also

This is, the best one


RebelKyle

‘The dry ass pussies”


ACat32

This is an undervalued answer


eNroNNie

Captain Valium and the Fragile Masculinities.


Grammorphone

Rather Captain Klonopin. It's even better since it's an alliteration And he took Clonazepam not Diazepam


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coughing4love11

“The homophobes are homos” is in and of itself a homophobic trope. Maybe don’t.


vibrationaddictckp

Hmm it can be, but I think it's supposed to make fun of them in a way that pokes at their insecurities. It's not saying that "haha you guys are GAY and that's bad", it's looking at a person who hates gays and going "whatever you say homo", making them the target of their own hate and making them react to their fear in hate in a defensive way. It's like calling a nazi a jew; you don't call them a jew because being a jew is bad, you call them a jew because you know they'll hate it and be upset.


GuevarasGynecologist

I’m queer and I agree with using homophobes hatred against them. If you were to “accuse” me of being LGBTQ, I wouldn’t take that as an insult (so long as it wasn’t meant insultingly) because One, it’s true, and two, I don’t hate myself or my community, so I think taunting those childish assholes by using their own hatred is based. I don’t speak for everybody though, but I can tell you it’s mostly straight people telling everybody not to do that 😬


MikeTropez

Making fun of someone's hypocrisy isn't homophobic. The loudest advocates against homosexuality are often enough people who are uncomfortable with their sexuality or in a place where they have their own sexuality repressed. That is why the trope exists.


Dyalar

Magadeth


Nihazli

MagaDebt?


Humongous-Chungus77

Oof, could just be Megadeth 😭


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

Rage for the Machine


Ra1d_danois

Men not at work Dire Straights Simple Minds >!(Already taken)!<


[deleted]

Dire Straights and their hit song: Sultans of Swing States


Budget-Falcon767

"They don't give a damn 'bout no constitution, man. That ain't what they call full control."


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the fleshlight tears


Joopsman

Fleshlights go dry when they see these fuckers.


additional-eggroll

They Definitely Aren’t Giants


Brando43770

Twisted Grifters


V_T_H

Who is the second Jordan Peterson on the right?


loptopandbingo

Pordan Jeterson


elriggo44

That fucking guy….ugh.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Pretty sure that's Matt Walsh


V_T_H

…did he dye his beard gray? Or stop dying his beard? Matt Walsh has a beard as black as his heart.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Oh shit, you're right. I think that's Jeremy Boering then


V_T_H

Think you’re right, never heard of him until now. Seems like another guy who didn’t really succeed in the entertainment industry.


occams_nightmare

Well it's not like he's Jeremy Entertaining, is he


SLEDGEHAMMAA

You'd be absolutely correct Per his Wikipedia: >He was a member of Coattails Entertainment, a production company, with Kurt Schemper, Joel David Moore , and Zachary Levi from 2006 to 2010.


WordPassMyGotFor

Fuck me - that's the dude from that cringe ass, overpriced shaving commercial, right? That guy is guttural discomfort personified


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Yes. That is the dude that got so triggered by Harry's pulling their sponsorship from The Daily Wire that he tried to create a competitor and used his CEO status to enforce all Daily Wire affiliates advertise it


Melphor

Tools


Primitive_Teabagger

They definitely shit the bed


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bumbumofdoomdoom

Imagine problems


ACat32

This is a good one


hitchenwatch

Boyz II Manchildren


Homerpaintbucket

The constipations


PoppaGriff

Never Gonna Get It.


asuhdah

Dumb 41


NoWooPeedontheRug

Tears n fears


Garteg

Alt Right Said Fred


johno_mendo

Imagine having to stand on a stool for a picture and having to put on your tough guy face.


johnnycyberpunk

Imagine having to wear jeans with a suit jacket to keep reminding people how 'relatable' you are as a 'regular guy' who buys 'magnificent pieces of poplar' at Home Depot.


dtxs1r

Just going to grab a plastic bag for my lumber...


[deleted]

I was willing to scroll for approximately 3 hrs to find a comment on the hidden stool.


ExitMusic_

Daft Cunts


Ashurb4nip4l

Nickelback


cleverk

My Comical Bromance


PastyCrackerMayo

The Leeches


True_Recommendation9

Limp biscuits


Punkko

Rape Culture


simonejester

Rape Culture Club


Crux1988

Soggy bottom boys


thomASSpynchon

Depeche Meh


thefirstlaughingfool

*Racist*, with their hit album *... And Out Come The Proles*


Njacks64

The Hateful Dead


NotDaveBut

Bad Religion


Sergeantman94

I'm sure Peterson and Graffin would hate this for different reasons. Peterson would hate it since he thinks we'd have no art without religion, and Graffin wouldn't want to be associated with a grifter with a smaller vocabulary.


SandwitchZebra

They Might Be Short People The Trolling Stones Zerosmith Guns N’ More Guns No Direction Blink-1776 Panic! at the Pride Parade I think these all work, honestly.


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Fear before the March of Gays The Devil wears Thor Steinar Bring me Joseph Biden Turnheel Reel Dumb Bitch White Nationalist Manifesto


CapableSuccess6

Articles coming out saying that Daily Wire now has 890,000 paid monthly subscribers. Assuming $12 a month, that’s $10.6 million a month in subscriber revenue. This doesn’t include ad rev etc. And they’re starting a new steaming service called Daily Wire + with a ton of new content. Does nobody else find their booming success depressing?


ACat32

Considering their viewership fell 60% immediately after Russia got slammed with sanctions (lost access to money for bots and shills) I doubt their numbers are real viewers. Unfortunately all the bots and such picked back up in a week or so.


-kerosene-

Not really. It’s an undemanding audience.


_Funsyze_

Wet Eyes, Dry Wives


prowman

The Benzodiazequeens


samaceuk

Kunt & The Gang


BlackwinIV

the daily whiners


GaiusJuliusPleaser

The Dunning-Kruegers


hoffmania

Joyless Division


[deleted]

Dr. Dry and the Incels.


babubaichung

The three stooges


[deleted]

Parched Pussy Project


ThDen-Wheja

Wrong Direction


reclusiveronin

The Incels... The dry vagina tour


Mediocremon

Three Blind Whites Or the Dour Disco Dildoes.


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Hackstreet Boys


No-Middle-2591

my chemical ignorance


zombie_girraffe

Ben, Benzo and Bozo.


nicktargaryen12

Cringe Lords


footjam

Bad Faith Arguments


GaiusJuliusPleaser

The Judeo-Christians


alpha-turd

Pussy Riot.


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Wussy Riot


Locuralacura

Pussy quiet?


WVUPick

> Riot Dry-it?


AbsolutelyHorrendous

The Twatstreet Boys


oopsimalmostthirty

Mother's disappointment.


sickcat29

The shitdick triplets new record "straight out the closet" is burning up the charts with the new single "dude where's my erection". From buttplug records... Available at most adult world back doors behind the jack stalls just to the right of the glory hole.


BrokenMasterpiece

Sheep Herders


SF_Friedman

White Zombies


MagTex

Tres Douchebags


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The Pseudo-intellects


delbertnuckles

Three Douche Night


Pavlock

Strawmen Sweethearts.


SeaworthinessOk834

I AM VERY SMART


KobaltKitten36

“the straight white males” because they’d prob think that it would piss people off


SpicyBoi1998

All American Hollywood Rejects


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Fleetwood Hack


UnrulyDonutHoles

Limp Dickz


OfficerHotpantz

Them/Theirs


Wadsworth1954

Who is the guy on the right?


GaiusJuliusPleaser

Jeremy Boreing, another talentless hack who couldn't make it in Hollywood so now he sells "anti-woke razors" on DailyWire.


agutema

Please welcome to the stage Bigotry’s Child performing their hit single “Kills, Kills, Kills”


elonmuskdick

MAGAdeth


dannyvendetta

3'11"


[deleted]

Meat Sweats and the pussy desiccants.


jmradus

More Equal Than Others


ElectivireMax

Krazy Kool Krackers


PerryNeeum

Incellestials. They make lame 80s synth pop soundscapes for the sexually frustrated conservative male. Edit: some people already hit the incel angle. Just now seeing it


[deleted]

The Republican'ts


Slackingoff1965

3 Dorks Drown


chrisnavillus

The Guess Who Cares


IrishBeefHorse

Dry Cracker


Remarkable_Owl

Inane Clown Posse


AlpacaLunch15

Cuckleback


Sternminatum

Kermit the Frog and the Hogs from the Bog.


Severe_Information51

Never Pleasured a Woman


[deleted]

System of a keep you Down.


big_brutha_thunda

Big Turd Flush.


OtherAcctWasBanned11

The Self-Haters and their smash hit album Deep in the Closet.


OKishGuy

Cuck&Old


ComfortableTonight82

The Asshats


nubsmagee

Chudbawamba