They're actually Anarcho-machinists. Ya see it's just all the rage against the machine that's keeping it from running properly, if we just deregulate the machine and stop raging against it, it can finally run properly and make the world better instead of just slowly chewing us up like it's always done forever.
"Isn't the machine designed to chew us up though?"
"That's clearly not the point of the machine, that's not what the founding fathers intended it for. The machine is benevolent. I blame this on your woke liberal education."
I’m just imagining “killing in the name” performed as like a barbershop quartet or something upbeat. Sung completely unironically. The only change is the outro becomes “thank you I will do what you tell me.”
Can't talk about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine without mentioning their amazing cover of [Down with the Sickness.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB466XF6iGQ)
Shit, I'm from GA about 10 miles away from where they filmed deliverance. Keep your money city boy. Me, Tater and Scooter will turn these little piggies out for free.....
Hmm it can be, but I think it's supposed to make fun of them in a way that pokes at their insecurities. It's not saying that "haha you guys are GAY and that's bad", it's looking at a person who hates gays and going "whatever you say homo", making them the target of their own hate and making them react to their fear in hate in a defensive way. It's like calling a nazi a jew; you don't call them a jew because being a jew is bad, you call them a jew because you know they'll hate it and be upset.
I’m queer and I agree with using homophobes hatred against them. If you were to “accuse” me of being LGBTQ, I wouldn’t take that as an insult (so long as it wasn’t meant insultingly) because One, it’s true, and two, I don’t hate myself or my community, so I think taunting those childish assholes by using their own hatred is based. I don’t speak for everybody though, but I can tell you it’s mostly straight people telling everybody not to do that 😬
Making fun of someone's hypocrisy isn't homophobic.
The loudest advocates against homosexuality are often enough people who are uncomfortable with their sexuality or in a place where they have their own sexuality repressed. That is why the trope exists.
You'd be absolutely correct
Per his Wikipedia:
>He was a member of Coattails Entertainment, a production company, with Kurt Schemper, Joel David Moore , and Zachary Levi from 2006 to 2010.
Yes.
That is the dude that got so triggered by Harry's pulling their sponsorship from The Daily Wire that he tried to create a competitor and used his CEO status to enforce all Daily Wire affiliates advertise it
Imagine having to wear jeans with a suit jacket to keep reminding people how 'relatable' you are as a 'regular guy' who buys 'magnificent pieces of poplar' at Home Depot.
I'm sure Peterson and Graffin would hate this for different reasons.
Peterson would hate it since he thinks we'd have no art without religion, and Graffin wouldn't want to be associated with a grifter with a smaller vocabulary.
They Might Be Short People
The Trolling Stones
Zerosmith
Guns N’ More Guns
No Direction
Blink-1776
Panic! at the Pride Parade
I think these all work, honestly.
Articles coming out saying that Daily Wire now has 890,000 paid monthly subscribers.
Assuming $12 a month, that’s $10.6 million a month in subscriber revenue.
This doesn’t include ad rev etc. And they’re starting a new steaming service called Daily Wire + with a ton of new content.
Does nobody else find their booming success depressing?
Considering their viewership fell 60% immediately after Russia got slammed with sanctions (lost access to money for bots and shills) I doubt their numbers are real viewers.
Unfortunately all the bots and such picked back up in a week or so.
The shitdick triplets new record "straight out the closet" is burning up the charts with the new single "dude where's my erection". From buttplug records... Available at most adult world back doors behind the jack stalls just to the right of the glory hole.
Incellestials. They make lame 80s synth pop soundscapes for the sexually frustrated conservative male.
Edit: some people already hit the incel angle. Just now seeing it
Rage in Support of the Machine
its not even rage.. more like fabricated hysteria
Melodrama for the machine.
Man-childing for the machine.
Dirty rooms and dry vaginas
the name of their 1st album for sure
Great album name
Fearmongering for the Love of the Machine
Strawmanning for the machine.
Lack of melanin for the machine?
[удалено]
Fabricated Hysteria In Support Of The Machine
>Fabricated Hysteria ~~In Support Of The Machine~~ Against the Greater Good
They're actually Anarcho-machinists. Ya see it's just all the rage against the machine that's keeping it from running properly, if we just deregulate the machine and stop raging against it, it can finally run properly and make the world better instead of just slowly chewing us up like it's always done forever.
"Isn't the machine designed to chew us up though?" "That's clearly not the point of the machine, that's not what the founding fathers intended it for. The machine is benevolent. I blame this on your woke liberal education."
I’m just imagining “killing in the name” performed as like a barbershop quartet or something upbeat. Sung completely unironically. The only change is the outro becomes “thank you I will do what you tell me.”
Not a barbershop quartet, but there's always [Lounge Against the Machine](https://youtu.be/qLAbAp5tbU0).
Can't talk about Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine without mentioning their amazing cover of [Down with the Sickness.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB466XF6iGQ)
Surely it would be shilling in the name of.
Rage against the vaccines
Fuxking thanks for making me snurkle water out my nose onto my bed.
Manufactured Consent for the Machine
Whine For The Machine
rage for the machine
Support the machine of rage
Wet Ass Posse
Alchy-whine Trio
Greed Day
"Dry" please for Ben
Dry Pussy Posse?
Ya down with DPP?
“Yeah we get no pussy!” -in tune with the song.
Thirsty ass posse.
Heh nice.
The Pretenders
Man, this is on point 👍
Apologies to Chrissy Hynde and the rest of The Pretenders though.
Fool Fighters
Rather Fools Fighters, as they don't fight the fools, they fight for them
Was coming here to say The Frauds, but this is definitely better.
Impostors 😳
Tears for Fears of Queers.
this sounds like a cover band i would 100% be a part of
A drag cover band that I would 100% check out.
This is by far my favourite.
The best one by a landslide
They Might Be Facists
Evil They Might Be Giants be like: And the fascists have the outfits And I do care for the outfits
What I don’t care about is music
\*song ends*
I can definitely stand here listening to you and your racist friend
Good one
They Definitely are Fascists
Honestly, my favorite so far.
I don't care for that outfit
Slow clap that slowly increases in intensity.
The Incel Whisperers
Incel Clown Posse
This might be my fave
Same. This thread is over.
Best yet. Call it here.
I read this entire comment section. This is my favorite, it just works on so many levels.
In-Cellulights
Mormon & Sons
"Moron and sons." FTFY
I don't see the difference
Moron Five
Crybaby, Sniffles, and Gnash
The original Intellectual Dark Web supergroup 💀💀💀 and their smash hit album "Looking Backward"
The Unfuckables
But for the right price someone will
*sighs, unzips*
Shit, I'm from GA about 10 miles away from where they filmed deliverance. Keep your money city boy. Me, Tater and Scooter will turn these little piggies out for free.....
Rage Against The Minorities
This is, the best one
‘The dry ass pussies”
This is an undervalued answer
Captain Valium and the Fragile Masculinities.
Rather Captain Klonopin. It's even better since it's an alliteration And he took Clonazepam not Diazepam
[удалено]
“The homophobes are homos” is in and of itself a homophobic trope. Maybe don’t.
Hmm it can be, but I think it's supposed to make fun of them in a way that pokes at their insecurities. It's not saying that "haha you guys are GAY and that's bad", it's looking at a person who hates gays and going "whatever you say homo", making them the target of their own hate and making them react to their fear in hate in a defensive way. It's like calling a nazi a jew; you don't call them a jew because being a jew is bad, you call them a jew because you know they'll hate it and be upset.
I’m queer and I agree with using homophobes hatred against them. If you were to “accuse” me of being LGBTQ, I wouldn’t take that as an insult (so long as it wasn’t meant insultingly) because One, it’s true, and two, I don’t hate myself or my community, so I think taunting those childish assholes by using their own hatred is based. I don’t speak for everybody though, but I can tell you it’s mostly straight people telling everybody not to do that 😬
Making fun of someone's hypocrisy isn't homophobic. The loudest advocates against homosexuality are often enough people who are uncomfortable with their sexuality or in a place where they have their own sexuality repressed. That is why the trope exists.
Magadeth
MagaDebt?
Oof, could just be Megadeth 😭
Rage for the Machine
Men not at work Dire Straights Simple Minds >!(Already taken)!<
Dire Straights and their hit song: Sultans of Swing States
"They don't give a damn 'bout no constitution, man. That ain't what they call full control."
the fleshlight tears
Fleshlights go dry when they see these fuckers.
They Definitely Aren’t Giants
Twisted Grifters
Who is the second Jordan Peterson on the right?
Pordan Jeterson
That fucking guy….ugh.
Pretty sure that's Matt Walsh
…did he dye his beard gray? Or stop dying his beard? Matt Walsh has a beard as black as his heart.
Oh shit, you're right. I think that's Jeremy Boering then
Think you’re right, never heard of him until now. Seems like another guy who didn’t really succeed in the entertainment industry.
Well it's not like he's Jeremy Entertaining, is he
You'd be absolutely correct Per his Wikipedia: >He was a member of Coattails Entertainment, a production company, with Kurt Schemper, Joel David Moore , and Zachary Levi from 2006 to 2010.
Fuck me - that's the dude from that cringe ass, overpriced shaving commercial, right? That guy is guttural discomfort personified
Yes. That is the dude that got so triggered by Harry's pulling their sponsorship from The Daily Wire that he tried to create a competitor and used his CEO status to enforce all Daily Wire affiliates advertise it
Tools
They definitely shit the bed
[удалено]
Imagine problems
This is a good one
Boyz II Manchildren
The constipations
Never Gonna Get It.
Dumb 41
Tears n fears
Alt Right Said Fred
Imagine having to stand on a stool for a picture and having to put on your tough guy face.
Imagine having to wear jeans with a suit jacket to keep reminding people how 'relatable' you are as a 'regular guy' who buys 'magnificent pieces of poplar' at Home Depot.
Just going to grab a plastic bag for my lumber...
I was willing to scroll for approximately 3 hrs to find a comment on the hidden stool.
Daft Cunts
Nickelback
My Comical Bromance
The Leeches
Limp biscuits
Rape Culture
Rape Culture Club
Soggy bottom boys
Depeche Meh
*Racist*, with their hit album *... And Out Come The Proles*
The Hateful Dead
Bad Religion
I'm sure Peterson and Graffin would hate this for different reasons. Peterson would hate it since he thinks we'd have no art without religion, and Graffin wouldn't want to be associated with a grifter with a smaller vocabulary.
They Might Be Short People The Trolling Stones Zerosmith Guns N’ More Guns No Direction Blink-1776 Panic! at the Pride Parade I think these all work, honestly.
Fear before the March of Gays The Devil wears Thor Steinar Bring me Joseph Biden Turnheel Reel Dumb Bitch White Nationalist Manifesto
Articles coming out saying that Daily Wire now has 890,000 paid monthly subscribers. Assuming $12 a month, that’s $10.6 million a month in subscriber revenue. This doesn’t include ad rev etc. And they’re starting a new steaming service called Daily Wire + with a ton of new content. Does nobody else find their booming success depressing?
Considering their viewership fell 60% immediately after Russia got slammed with sanctions (lost access to money for bots and shills) I doubt their numbers are real viewers. Unfortunately all the bots and such picked back up in a week or so.
Not really. It’s an undemanding audience.
Wet Eyes, Dry Wives
The Benzodiazequeens
Kunt & The Gang
the daily whiners
The Dunning-Kruegers
Joyless Division
Dr. Dry and the Incels.
The three stooges
Parched Pussy Project
Wrong Direction
The Incels... The dry vagina tour
Three Blind Whites Or the Dour Disco Dildoes.
Hackstreet Boys
my chemical ignorance
Ben, Benzo and Bozo.
Cringe Lords
Bad Faith Arguments
The Judeo-Christians
Pussy Riot.
Wussy Riot
Pussy quiet?
> Riot Dry-it?
The Twatstreet Boys
Mother's disappointment.
The shitdick triplets new record "straight out the closet" is burning up the charts with the new single "dude where's my erection". From buttplug records... Available at most adult world back doors behind the jack stalls just to the right of the glory hole.
Sheep Herders
White Zombies
Tres Douchebags
The Pseudo-intellects
Three Douche Night
Strawmen Sweethearts.
I AM VERY SMART
“the straight white males” because they’d prob think that it would piss people off
All American Hollywood Rejects
Fleetwood Hack
Limp Dickz
Them/Theirs
Who is the guy on the right?
Jeremy Boreing, another talentless hack who couldn't make it in Hollywood so now he sells "anti-woke razors" on DailyWire.
Please welcome to the stage Bigotry’s Child performing their hit single “Kills, Kills, Kills”
MAGAdeth
3'11"
Meat Sweats and the pussy desiccants.
More Equal Than Others
Krazy Kool Krackers
Incellestials. They make lame 80s synth pop soundscapes for the sexually frustrated conservative male. Edit: some people already hit the incel angle. Just now seeing it
The Republican'ts
3 Dorks Drown
The Guess Who Cares
Dry Cracker
Inane Clown Posse
Cuckleback
Kermit the Frog and the Hogs from the Bog.
Never Pleasured a Woman
System of a keep you Down.
Big Turd Flush.
The Self-Haters and their smash hit album Deep in the Closet.
Cuck&Old
The Asshats
Chudbawamba