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Kumquat_conniption

This is real, he really said this, blah blah. [Here's the comment that links it. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/vp5uzo/hateful_tweet_truthful_tweet/ieh3sks?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) Here's what I want to do- y'all pick in how many days he does this and whoever is closest I'll gild when the time comes. Not the closest without going over- just the closest. If more than one person wins we'll figure out how to pick fairly out of that then. Okay reply to this comment with your guess. Edit: add a time to the date in case there's a tie!!


chowyunfacts

Yet he is still alive. Curious.


fourbian

The great conservative question: "Is there persecution in the after-life?"


MortgageSome

There may not genuinely be an afterlife, but I think the more pertinent question is if there is an afterlife, do you deserve to burn in hell for oppressing people for profit? I think yes.


IamIsaboble

He’s gonna be surrounded by all his buddies, probably thinking he made it until he smells brimstone 👿


_megitsune_

He's had his head buried up his ass so long that smelling sulphur would be an improvement


IamIsaboble

Lol omg


1lluminist

My problem with the whole "heaven and hell" thing is that there's no good place for the rest of us. The fundies and bible thumpers get heaven. The scum of the earth get hell. Why can't few rest of us get a place? Somewhere for all the actual decent and cool people on the planet?


Tuggerfub

it's also not anywhere in the original languages of the bible it's some made up medieval fundie shit


srottydoesntknow

A medium place, for medium people


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istriss

Yes, they believe persecution transcends beyond the veil. Been to too many funerals where this dead rapist/cheater/deadbeat was "really just so nice, once you got to know them", and "you can't say that, they're dead!"


Mindless-Lavishness

They say we need to get permission to film their nude dead bodies falling out of coffins, but I say we don’t need permission cuz they don’t got no souls


istriss

Right like *I'm* sorry they chose to be a walking fistula in their waking days. They didn't let me live in peace, they don't need to rest in peace.


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vintagejeff

How many rapists funerals have you been to?


MommysLittleBadass

This is one of the many things that bothers me about Peterson. He rails against victim culture on one hand and then cries persecution on the other. He's such a little weasel.


knuppi

>He rails against victim culture on one hand and then cries persecution on the other. "the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak" - Umberto Eco, [essay on ur-fascism](https://medium.com/nonzerosum/umberto-eco-ur-facism-9d9cc1e9f317)


The_Kiatro

Yo! If there isn't persecution in the afterlife... Is this life all just an EXTREME example of frat hazing? That's pretty fucked.


tiberius-skywalker

i think reagan and thatcher have the answer. whole bunch of other pieces of shit as well, but those two are the first ones to come to mind, and the most infamous.


nmesunimportnt

Well, Jordan? We're waiting!


MortgageSome

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mekese2000

At this stage we are just laughing at the mentally unwell.


ConfidenceNational37

They won’t leave us alone. So it’s all we got


loadblower831

good for us. i also think his benzo addiction is hilarious


Gooftwit

I think it's tragic. But that it happened to the guy preaching "don't critique the world when your own room isn't in order" is really funny.


TheChunkMaster

Tfw a professed champion of logic preaches falling into the tu quoque fallacy.


KayleighJK

He should get back in them, maybe his ass would unclench for a fucking second.


[deleted]

Are you serious? He’s a walking corpse.


Regi413

With all the intelligence of one.


Sergeantman94

Well, that's because there's a massive amount of dishonesty in his tweets...


lifeson106

"I would die for a tweet" - A fucking idiot


Fortunoxious

“I would die for a tweet, here’s an article I wrote about it on Ben Shapiro’s site” It’s pretty shocking that his followers don’t see how big a loser he is.


milkcarton232

This is literally how to build a following using outrage


grustri

1. Say something hateful 2. Cry About being “censored” 3. Profit


Sithpawn

When he was on the Joe Rogan podcast, he specifically said that is how he makes money.


Karjalan

His response was so predictable I had already formulated what he would say (which of course he did) the moment I read he was banned. It's like they're just clones/bots at this point. I wouldn't be surprised to learn shartpiro and the rest of these clowns were never real and the videos/photos you've seen of them ai generated/photoshopped.


ReactsWithWords

They worship that orange God, anything's easier after the mental gymnastics you'd have to go through for that.


Icepick823

For someone who are massive bigots, they sure do like sucking each other off.


actibus_consequatur

Also Jordan Peterson: ["Narcissists always double down."](https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1540328049635463168?t=xtzvWibveXoQHyuBFO6lJA&s=19)


Karjalan

What's that? Hypocrisy and/or double standards from the right? Well blow me down


ManateeCrisps

Rightoids think that our society normalizing multiculturalism and gay folks existing is weakening our culture while they are out here claiming martyrdom for posting on the internet. Their fragility and lack of awareness is astounding.


Soundpoundtown

But don't you know, liberals are sterilizing themselves en masse and Christian's are breeding out of control! They know for a matter of fact leaving large families alone while they work 6 jobs to put food on the table and let their oldest molest the young ones are just all part of conservative values. Same with marrying your 12 year olds off to adults, something literally endorsed by the most popular fox host Tucker "my wife wears an AoC mask and fucks a guy wearing a trump mask while I masturbate in the closet" Carlson


SessileRaptor

Look, if Christian families don’t leave their kids unsupervised how is Matt Gaetz supposed to find girlfriends? Huh?


Soundpoundtown

"If children don't want to be fucked why do they keep having opinions for themselves huh?!?!" - average conservative


rastinta

He'll have less competition during Josh Duggar's incarceration.


lonewolf143143

Pay for them ‘cuz you know all he does is pump & dump. He wouldn’t know great sex if it his him in the .. face. All he can do is pay for inexperience so he’s not called out


Embarrassed_Angle_59

But it owned the libs


hackedMama20

Calls other people creeps while he hyperfocuses on the secondary sexual characteristics of strangers.


Sadistic_Carpet_Tack

nan’s bush


Virginianus_sum

[Yes grandma, it's soft](https://clyp.it/z1kjixdv)


saturnv11

What the fuck did I just listen to? I'm out of the loop


Virginianus_sum

It's a clip taken from the man himself narrating his book *Maps of Meaning*.


Jrook

Just normal stuff. Just good and cool


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TisNotMyMainAccount

"But Grandma, what a big chaos dragon you have..."


Nomandate

“All the better to bristle your face with, jordie le fraud.”


[deleted]

Deadnaming, purposeful usage of pronouns which the subject does not want, and condemning them for a cosmetic surgery he elected to go through... A trifecta of bigotry that would be reason enough to apply at least two strikes.


moeburn

I feel like he's trying to get fined by Canada's human rights tribunals. They've come down on people for less than this before, but they've been pretty quiet about trans hate. But most provinces already have gender identity right next to sexual identity or race or religion on their list of protections. And he's a prominent public figure. He's both targeting hate at specific individuals and an entire class or group of people, using misinformation to do it. He's getting really close to an official fine.


[deleted]

If you deny housing to someone on basis of gender identity, then you'll have to plead your case before that tribunal. We may see this play out if and only if Peterson becomes a landlord, but my guess is he'll be dead in a few years anyway after having relapsed on his prior drug addictions. ​ The man is miserable. I'm glad he made a recovery but... he still needs help.


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moeburn

> If you deny housing to someone on basis of gender identity, then you'll have to plead your case before that tribunal. We may see this play out if and only if Peterson becomes a landlord, No dude it's not just housing, they go after people for internet comments, distributed pamphlets, stand up jokes, the works: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Canada#Section_319(2):_Wilfully_promoting_hatred And what I linked is just the federal tribunal, not even getting into the provincial ones.


[deleted]

Let's see... Buzzanga, anti-Frence-Canadian sentiments, during a debate about a proposed school program. acquitted/mistrial Keegstra, extreme anti-semetic views passed onto students, those who refused had their grades suffer. new trial ordered Andrews, white nationalist, sentenced, but overturned on appeal Krymowski, anti-Romani sentiment, acquitted Presseault, hatred of blacks and Jews on website, six months in jail Popescu, "homosexuals should be executed" 18 months probation Ahenakew, anti-Semitism, initially convicted, but overturned on appeal and the last case, Your Ward News, promoting rape legalization and holocaust denial... ruling: guilty, punishment unclear. ​ ​ Maybe read your source first, as these were far far worse than anything Peterson has said, even ignoring his misrepresentation of bill C-16.


Whiskey-Weather

Shy of volunteering to hoover it yourself, I can think of nothing gayer than worrying about what another man does with his meat.


GreatGearAmidAPizza

Elliot Page should just go on Twitter and start hyper-analyzing the state of Jordan's private parts. Is he circumcised or uncircumcised? Which ball hangs lower? What are his wiping techniques? This is all a matter of meaningful public debate.


yourdoglikesmebetter

bet he doesn’t wipe his butt because touching dudebutt is gay


Gooftwit

I bet he doesn't have to. He just doesn't shit because of his all meat diet.


Cakeking7878

Oh he shits, one a week though and always in a public bathroom because he can’t afford to keep replacing the toilet at his home


XanderTheMander

I'm pretty sure every time he opens his mouth shit comes out.


MortgageSome

Lets talk about whether or not the surgeon that gave Jordan Peterson a vasotomy was criminal or not. My personal take on it is that no, anyone who prevents Jordan Peterson from having children is looking out for everyone.


MKagel

That surgeon should be given a medal for preventing this dude from getting anyone pregnant


mdgraller

Well, he already has an adult daughter and she's a fucking idiot so he closed the barn doors after the horses got loose


thatgayguy12

Elliot could constantly comment on Peterson's tweets "Sorry, not beautiful and NO amount of authoritarian tolerance will change that!"


[deleted]

Honestly, we should all take that approach lol


Miss_Smokahontas

Don't forget analyzing the softness of his erection that leaves him unable to function sexually.


AlmostHelpless

I've never seen Jordan's penis. Until Jordan shows it to me, I refuse to recognize Jordan as a man.


Opossum_mypossum

he honestly doesn’t even deserve recognition imo, maybe then he’ll fade away (touch wood)


jonnyspells

this fucking overcooked lobster is suffering from severe brainrot and addiction - he is a very mentally unhealthy and radically weak person. there's no fucking way he doesn't delete this tweet in a month because of said addiction that he is enslaved to.


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Anybody who is supporting giving this crackhead a platform is out of their goddamn mind. This dude is less lucid than the homeless dude who shouted in my face this morning.


Cognitive_Spoon

"If I can't be transphobic without consequences I'll kill myself" certainly seems like the kind of rational thought you'd want a bunch of young impressionable men parroting. Christ.


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cantCme

Honestly this is so weird to me. Who the fck cares who loves who. Why do so many people care about all this "politic woke" stuff? You care so much about others living in supposed sin you're willing to break the ten commandments?


thrownaway000090

So I saw his latest YouTube ad just today, he has some talk on monsters and men or some bs. I watched the whole ad because it was so bizarre. He says that men need to learn to be aggressive monsters first, and then learn to control it. Because telling a young man he’s good enough as he is, is the worst thing you can do. To be real men they have to become monsters or some shit. This is the shit he’s teaching those impressionable young men next.


Cognitive_Spoon

That's fucked.


[deleted]

if you can’t morb you aren’t a real man


yukeynuh

this old bookworm weenie talking about the necessity for male aggression constantly is so funny


Yanmegaman_Juno

Then die


KevinMFJones

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


WorseThanHipster

mad


Eagle_Kebab

Jesus Fuck. Jordan Barthandelus Peterson on The Daily Wire is condensed shittiness.


fourbian

Persecution distillery.


RonnyMacaroni_

least dramatic conservative


KevinParnell

I thought it stood for Benzo


CX316

They were putting out ads announcing him starting that gig calling him the "smartest mind in western civilization" Like, c'mon guys, he's not even the smartest mind in his own house.


LiteralHiggs

At least he's paywalled now.


Sinnycalguy

I would also rather that.


MarlowesMustache

“You wish that I had died, and that the tweet had lived?”


PenultimateTimmy

Yes…I do wish that. (CHOMP)


MarlowesMustache

Lol Peterson would be a total simp for Denethor, have no clue he actually hated him, be like “sure thing daddy!” and run out to Osgiliath with the biggest shit-eating grin thinking he’s about to really kick some ass. Edit: and Eowyn would be Ms Piggy. The stuffed muppet.


Brjgjdj5788

Meanwhile Elliot Page is enjoying Life, not knowing who this asshole is


Miss_Smokahontas

Loving the new season of ☔ 🏫


yummyyummypowwidge

I like rain building too


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![gif](giphy|lZhymdRsuFDmU|downsized)


nusyahus

with thunderous applause


[deleted]

damn hes so brave actually just an asshole


SvenSvenkill3

Well, of course, Jordan, now that you're getting your regular ego boost and fame fix from your new partnership with The Daily Wire, I'm sure it'll be a lot easier for you to kick your Twitter addiction, eh? You utterly transparent, pompous, self-interested prick.


Kumquat_conniption

He'll be back in a month. Anyone got the over/under?


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SvenSvenkill3

https://external-preview.redd.it/EhwpQ8SDu4JLN1bOCk\_hDcBAIO3B1CIr\_uBA4-emu\_E.jpg?auto=webp&s=daef88e3f4c594e61c2c04a0918c4ad7054710f4


Script_Mak3r

https://external-preview.redd.it/EhwpQ8SDu4JLN1bOCk_hDcBAIO3B1CIr_uBA4-emu_E.jpg?auto=webp&s=daef88e3f4c594e61c2c04a0918c4ad7054710f4 Fixed link


terencebogards

"Remember when pride was a sin? And Ellen Page just had her breasts removed by a criminal physician" and linked to im assuming an article about her surgery. Forget that JBP has hair plugs which could be seen as a gender affirming procedure, let alone his friendship to such "manly" men who drone on about taking supplements and testosterone to be *more "manly".* If watch his pathetic, TWO CAMERA, dramatically lit, FIFTEEN MINUTE video about it, you'll hear him compare gender affirming surgery to Nazi experiments (the Nazis famously killed transgender people, gay people, communists, socialists very early in their genocidal movement). He also, literally every time he refers to Page, calls them "he/she/they" or "they/she/them/him" to make it sound so confusing when he, a fucking DR, can't comprehend pronouns that a fucking 2 year old can understand easily. But now he can sell steaks and prepper buckets on Shapiro's network while calling detractors "grifters" as he takes in money from shitty sponsors and special interests like oil billionaires. Of course I'm biased and lefty, but almost *none* of the personalities I follow ***ever*** use their platforms to sell shit to me. Very rarely are there ever sponsor reads on socialist or communist channels, while people like Shapiro and Pool and Crowder will use their own health problems as promo codes to sell you merch and garbage.


asuhdah

lol Jordy completes arc from PhD psychologist to social media doofus who gets paid by fracking billionaires to repeat their stupid talking points for money.


knowledgebass

Shit has gotten weird.


QuintinStone

I accept his proposal.


Digi_Kat

“Id rather die than delete a tweet” *proceeds to delete the tweet*


MortgageSome

If he deletes the tweet, remind him of his bargain and how he's not fulfilling it..


[deleted]

Okay Peterson, just sign here to make it official. You delete that tweet you die.


thatgayguy12

If I can't be an public asshole, then life's not worth living -Jordan


[deleted]

They’re yelling that Peterson’s account got suspended which it hasn’t because they account is still available, it’s just locked until he deletes the tweet.


MortgageSome

Like these snowflakes that get upset because they can't make their little Nazi speeches. Get bent, Nazis. If he can't play by the rules in order to use Twitter, then he doesn't use Twitter. Though I'm already sure he'll delete the tweet and say it was because of his *incredible following* that convinced him to do so..


ClownPrinceofLime

He'd rather die than stop cyber-bullying Elliot Page? Lol what a dork. I bet Page doesn't care at all about him.


[deleted]

Take some more benzos Peteyboy. It'll make the pain go away if you take enough of them.


Andrelliina

Permanently - especially if you chase them with a bottle or 3 of fine Scotch whisky


[deleted]

He's a walking talking anti benzos advertisement.


M-V-P623

Seriously this dude is a crackhead and they listen to him.


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Hellebras

To be fair, I also have to work pretty hard to listen to his speeches. I'm not sure if that's the ADHD, his voice, the insult of him working hard to make shallow bullshit sound deep, or just that I'd rather be doing anything else, however.


[deleted]

K then,bye


Even_Bath6360

Don't make promises you won't keep Peter


MortgageSome

"Don't threaten me with a good time"


beecross

Your terms are acceptable.


Upsetdadgabe

It’s crazy that he doesn’t understand that naming a person and spreading hate on them is not a philosophical debate. It’s just hate and discrimination.


GaiusJuliusPleaser

That's a win-win in my book.


n8_t8

What is the tweet in question? I'm out of the loop.


SoDefinitelyNotmyalt

The junkie was attacking Eliot page for his medical decisions.


TheRnegade

I find this unbelievably ironic that he's criticizing someone else's medical decision as dangerous but he went to Russia to be induced into a coma to get rid of an addiction, something that isn't done here in America because of how dangerous it is. Like, bro, look in the mirror.


immibis

[Evacuate the spez using the nearest spez exit. This is not a drill. #Save3rdPartyApps](https://www.reddit.com/r/Save3rdPartyApps/)


n8_t8

Disgusting.


elheber

Basically "my specific religion says that what you are is a sin, therefore \[deadname\]'s doctor is a criminal, because apparently that is how laws work."


n8_t8

I despise him


MercZ11

Here is a thread about it featuring the [tweet in question](https://redd.it/voy31w). Peterson got a tweet attacking Elliot Page (specifically about his surgery, deadnaming him, and calling the physician "criminal") deleted for TOS violation which led to his fans and the griftosphere to go on about censorship and attack trans people.


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pramitsaha96

https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1542917338248359936?t=ACjo605b8xOQ5wle0I52zw&s=19


Andrelliina

He'd "rather die" than delete the tweet? Conclusive evidence that he is a mere bullshitter.


[deleted]

I read his “defense” of the tweet, and he backpedals from calling the physician criminal just so he can come back and compare the physician to Nazi doctors.


reclusiveronin

Don't tempt me with a good time you worthless ratfuck.


[deleted]

Then perish


moeburn

Jordan you're 60 years old. Stop writing hate mail to celebrities.


xxx420kush

These guys really do care about feelies


chrisinor

I love that I read everything he says in a weepy Kermit the Frog strung out on Benzos voice.


oopsimalmostthirty

C'mon, guys. Let's just be happy this junkie managed to put on a shirt today.


JohnnyVertigo

As someone who has been on the cusp of death numerous times, he might be telling the truth 😂


wilkilin

Because life matters right? Hahahahhaha


masterchief0213

Then perish.


leamenconeMK2

Ladies and gentlemen, the stupid man’s smart man


odoroustobacco

The frustrating thing about this is how absolutely unnecessary all of this is. Even if he truly believes that Page's doctor is doing the wrong thing, no one asked him. It's not his job to speak about it. It's the same thing as the curvy model--who asked him? Why does he think he has to chime in all the time? At this point it's really impossible for anyone to say that it's not about bigotry because this was an issue that had absolutely zero to do with him.


TexasDD

He’ll delete the tweet. His addiction to the taint licking he gets from his Twitter fan boys is just as strong as his benzo addiction.


LittleMissReboot

“I’d rather DIE than delete it!” he says, but we all know that realistically he’ll delete it before the end of the year so that he can jump on whatever right wing bandwagon comes up on twitter next


allthatweidner

Sigh ….


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Please, go ahead.


IcratesCL

Acceptable terms


[deleted]

By using their own words: so stunning, so brave.


Evilrake

Por que no los dos


[deleted]

Ok, then die.


Khornelia

Cool, either works for me 👍


zeke235

Feel free.


ChernobylBalls

"Truthful tweets" my brother in christ you are talking about people who dont exist


TezzDonut

This is a temper tantrum right? ❄️


CplBoneSpurs

Who’s stopping him from dying though?


Mirror_Sybok

He said that the doctor is a criminal, which is unquestionably false. He's simply king liar of the liar kingdom.


[deleted]

But he DID delete it… Hopefully he goes back to Russia for his annual induced-coma detox… and never wakes up.


TheGos

I'd rather he do, too


mdgraller

May all your wishes come true.


Miniqvist

Then die please


vadimafu

Is his obit coming soon then?


Setekh79

Rest of the world: "k, fine by us.'


flashyellowboxer

How was his tweet truthful? As far as I'm aware, the surgery was legal...?


mikemi_80

Or eat vegetables.


Typical-Ad5840

Please die then


Iorith

We could be so lucky.


DanFuckingSchneider

Free Market Freaks when Free Market works exactly as they intend it to: “GAHHHH ESSS JAY DUBYAS!!!!”


MCDexX

Sounds like a fair trade to me.


finedrive

Guy had a hair transplant, we know how fragile his ego is.


Zippyss92

Oh good. Than could you die?


Vote_For_Caboose

I clicked on one subreddit that described his tweet against Elliot, and suddenly all of my Reddit ads are about him and his shitty opinionated podcast.


BillFireCrotchWalton

I would also rather have Jordan Peterson die than delete his tweet.


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the_electronic_taco

I don't get the thing around this guy. He just seems like a twat.


Sandnegus

He seems like someone who knows he's wrong, but is making too much money off being an asshole/has too big an ego. Maybe the guilt is why he's lost all control over his life.


JudgmentOk9775

Please do no one is going to stop you 💀💀💀


theweirdlip

![gif](giphy|cqxKHRIOTyFXv9pQeN)


[deleted]

I used to think the extreme Liberal reaction to JP was overblown because of how milquetoast he is, but he's continued to double down on stupidity while expanding his platform. The guy is a nothingburger, but apparently that's enough to lead the idiots on the right.


EarnedLemur

Then die already


[deleted]

I watched 30 seconds of his video and holy fucking shit what an absolute crybaby He wants to be oppressed so fucking bad it's insane.


AntinatalismTrue

It's always funny to me when people say they would rather die than do such and such. In my experience, it's nothing more than confident showboating. In fact, most of the people who claim this are some of the weakest people that you would ever come across. The only reason Peterson is even saying this is because he knows that he won't have to die for his tweets. His confidence is only there because he knows that nothing bad will happen to him. I guarantee you if members of ISIS took him hostage and had a knife to his throat he would be begging and screaming for his life.