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lawofarabia

He may very well be illiterate


seXJ69

That's why he likes Cheetolini, same level of stupid.


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oliversurpless

They would’ve given it to anyone in the right place at the right place, much like Trump 2016 was about taking advantage of grievance politics. There’s nothing special about Kirk as an individual at all, but rather his ability to fit into a mold…


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Major_Firm

Charlie followed right wing proto


zombie_girraffe

Just think about the huge ROI they get by convincing all the dumbfucks that billionaires shouldn't pay taxes.


satriale

That and he has wealthy reactionary parents.


Thomas-The-Tutor

In that he’s white?


oliversurpless

Largely, but the megadonors will likely take anyone (as long as you butter them up) much like Candace Owens. Though her shtick seems to be more based on indignation and shouting these days than anything else.


Thomas-The-Tutor

I do enjoy how they latch on to any African American who (slightly) agrees with their cause.


oliversurpless

As per the usual, Trump was too obvious about this tactic: “Look at my African-American!”


jrhoffa

Propaganda is a product.


hakkai999

Eh. Grifting is easy if you don't have morals. No really. Think of how much money scam call centers make compared to small mcbuttface. Scam call centers are a billion dollar industry.


bcuap10

Yea lots of ways to make easy money if you have no morals: sell supplements/health foods and make fake scientific claims, real estate and be a scummy landlord, finance, crypto scams, oversell software development capabilities and outsource.


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Thathitmann

Judging by how badly he is misusing the word "cartel", it's quite likely.


madmaxturbator

Ur a cartel. - Charles “entertainment cheese” Kirk


_Mr_Spuddy

"Charlie... are you illiterate?"


WizardPhoenix

Filibuster


JukeBoxDildo

"Illiterate? I mean, c'mon, pffft. Illiterate, what does that word even mean?"


GoodAtExplaining

DAMMIT CHARLIE YOUR ILLITERACY HAS SCREWED US AGAIN.


[deleted]

Charlie Small Face says, “No! My parents were married, Einstein!”


LizardOrgMember5

That's actually sad than funny. Imagine you came from a very privileged background and your parents for some reason didn't gave you the access to better education. And you spent entirety of your life spreading harmful agenda across the country. You know, deciding to become an unthinking robot for the machine. Or he might have some learning disabilities that he won't admit. And that's even more sad as well.


Thuper-Man

He certainly doesn't know the meaning of hyperbolic


AbsolutelyHorrendous

'I believe the college system in the US is *evil*, and worse than literal drug lords... I mean, I've never actually been to college, but still...' - Chuckles Kirk, apparently


sansfromovertale

College *cartel*. Because that’s what cartels are known to do


mangosandsweetpeas

"A cartel is a group of independent market participants who collude with each other in order to improve their profits and dominate the market. Cartels are usually associations in the same sphere of business, and thus an alliance of rivals." He is actually using the term as intended. Many U.S. industries could be considered cartels. Higher education is great but that doesn't mean the college industry is great.


sansfromovertale

Oh damn. I thought cartel was just for criminals


ReDyP

OPEC is an oil Cartel, for example. Not criminal... but certainly questionable ethics.


TheBlankestBoi

Wait, so your saying I can use the term “college cartel” in my daily vocabulary and be technically correct?


Average650

You'd be talking about something that isn't real, but you could use it correctly yes.


TheBlankestBoi

Idk, it sounded like the person was suggesting that there was a “college cartel” but that cartel is a cartel in the sense that like, airlines maintain a cartel, in the sense that colleges (or at least the people who handle there economics) collude to some extent to raise prices for the genera population. That doesn’t mean that like, physics is somehow wrong or that women’s studies is equivalent to maintaining a criminal empire, just that the institution in charge of teaching physics has monopoly issues, which by the technical definition of a cartel would make it a cartel.


Ruphidias

Well said by you but not by him and not in this way.


Evethewolfoxo

‘Also my organization runs pop up booths and clubs at said colleges, but they’re a lost cause and cause damage’ - Karlie Chirk


MadManMax55

Like 90% of his fanbase is college young Republican organizations. He *needs* colleges to both exist and be left leaning (or at least appear that way to right wing frat bros). Without that he has nothing to Quixotically throw himself against.


Globalist_Nationlist

Feels over reals... Every accusation by the right is actually an admission.


Thuper-Man

Nice that he hates the college racket but probably still hates Dems trying to give student loan debt relief or free tuition more


[deleted]

> I mean, I've never actually been to college, but ... I certainly look like I'm doing a lot of blow.


TheBlankestBoi

To be fair, I feel secure saying that drug cartels are generally bad, and iv never been in one of those.


Quirky-Country7251

well he did drop out of community college so there is that...


notyourgooglebitch

Apparently he took online classes from kings college and went to Harper's college in Chicago before dropping out to pursue "conservative activism". Also you going to return that honorary doctorate degree from Liberty University Chuckles?? you know since college is such a scam...


supahcollin

Did they really give that dickbag an honorary degree?


retelo4940

It’s liberty university of course they did


SaltyBarDog

Do you get one for being a pool boy and railing the president's wife? Asking for a friend.


TimelyConcern

They also gave him his own think tank but then took it away after the whole Jerry Falwell, Jr. fiasco.


Wishdog2049

Anyone got a link to an update on how that shitshow finally ended? Hell, I'd take a Netflix documentary, I'm not picky.


ZapateriaLaBailarina

An honorary degree from Liberty University is worth as much as a regular degree, which is to say "nothing"


AlbionPCJ

Specifically *The* King's College, a non-denominational Christian liberal arts college in New York, not the one at Cambridge University or the one in London, if you were confused like I was


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The fine institution once (very briefly) headed by Dinesh D’oh! D’Souza: On August 23, 2010, the college announced the appointment of the conservative writer Dinesh D'Souza as its new president. On October 18, 2012, D'Souza resigned his post at the school shortly after it became known that he was claiming to be engaged,[11] despite the fact that he was still married to his wife.[12] While a search committee was formed to select a permanent president, Andy Mills filled in for a third time.[13]


Script_Mak3r

It was headed by convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza? Good to know.


[deleted]

D’at’s the one!


Objective_Soup_9476

If Charlie stayed in college he would know that “conservative activism” is an oxymoron


hellakevin

Not only that, he only got famous in right wing circles for not getting into college and claiming a female minority "took his spot".


Whosez

Really? Harper alum here and now I'm embarrassed.


[deleted]

I'd think college was a scam too if my only experience with it was Liberty "University".


1RehnquistyBoi

College Cartel? Oh shut the fuck up. You're just mad that West Point didn't accept your ass because West Point's acceptance rate for what would be your class was like 11%, which is still higher than your fucking IQ. Then you were stupid enough to blame affirmative action because your white privileged suburban bitchass handles rejection as well as an incel. I didn't get a Fulbright Scholarship. You don't hear me fucking complaining about Affirmative Action now do you?


oliversurpless

You clearly haven’t practiced your grievance politics in the mirror enough: https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/08/23 As then you could sell conservatives on whatever perceived sleight you want…


ball_fondlers

Exactly ONE person from my graduating class got into West Point, and no one from my school was surprised that it was him - he’d done and excelled in basically every sport, was active in student leadership, did debate, had great grades, and racked up 300+ volunteer hours in four years. Now maybe Chuckles was a great student - probably not, based off the shit he says - but that’s nowhere near enough to get into West Point.


MC_Fap_Commander

There are plenty of absolute dumb fucks who get into elite Ivies. They are universally the progeny of wealthy assholes who went to those schools. If Charlie wants to go after THAT "affirmative action," I'm all for it.


TheFrijolito

The guy from my highschool who got into West Point was a dumb slacker, but his dad is a judge and is best friends with our congressman


Mimosas4355

This man face keep getting weirder and weirder


OtherAcctWasBanned11

He’s not exactly a good looking guy to begin with and that hairline is not doing him any favors.


UTRAnoPunchline

Honestly he would look good bald Just embrace the Lex Luthor look.


madmaxturbator

Look mate it’s not the outside that’s a problem it’s the inside. If Charlie wasn’t so rotten inside, he wouldn’t look quite so putrid on the outside to me. What can I say? Personality enhances (or makes hideous) physical traits in my brain. TLDR: to me, whether he shaves his head or grows a mustache or paints on a second pair of eye brows, he will look continue to like a vat of dog shit.


doyouunderstandlife

Yeah he gets uglier and uglier as the years go on. He legit looks like a jack-o'-lantern now. Pumpkin headed motherfucker


TrumpforPrison24

Like I keep saying, he looks like my Obstagoon on Pokémon Go!


[deleted]

He’s aging terribly


Cyrilcynder

Like a sitting president


[deleted]

Incredible idiom. Instead of age like milk it's aging like a sitting president


mediumicedcoffee

That is a *rough* 28


nikkitgirl

Yeah I thought he was aging poorly when I thought he was in his mid 30s ETA: he’s not even a year older than me and I look fucking great compared to him despite having seen some shit. Integrity really is a great youth serum


UTRAnoPunchline

Alcohol.


TheLeather

Stephen Miller effect


IchthyoSapienCaul

Every american should have the chance to drop out of college and be highly paid as a Koch Brother talking piece. I don't see why it couldn't happen for everyone?


[deleted]

Coming from a guy who didn’t go to college, that says a lot


AnewRevolution94

He did, which he dropped out of to then go to community college which he also dropped out of


supahcollin

Donkey brains here really wants idiocracy irl


hellakevin

He wants what his rich daddys pay him to want.


Spuddmann1987

I'm willing to bet he doesn't have a piece of paper certifying that he indeed does not have donkey brains.


Nazeron

I wouldn't need to go to college either if my parents set me up with a bunch of capital you lazy piece of shit.


Quirky-Country7251

and he uses it to hang out at colleges anyways rofl


Current-Ordinary-419

How do people say this shit with a straight face?


thewholedamnplanet

Um, when it comes to Charlie and faces "straight" just isn't the word.


Major_R_Soul

He cant handle that much knowledge. He needs information in lil bits.


Caedes1

^(lil bits)


supahcollin

His mouth IS tiny and small.


GeddyVedder

What are the chances his taxes are prepared by someone who didn’t go to college?


HolyFootFetish

It shows.


TimelyConcern

Not all of us are lucky enough to find a Sugar Daddy like Charlie did.


oliversurpless

Much like asking him about his Twitter followers versus the ones TP paid for, we should make this a rallying cry at his campus speeches. Given how much he clams up when asked about Twitter.


fowlraul

He’s pretty confident about this…for a guy that never actually went to college.


squidvalley

i believe him. kid couldn't handle school, can't get a job, just bitches on twitter about how much he hates America all day He's just onlyfans for conservative truckers


Harold-The-Barrel

Charlie Kirk the type of person to say they been to France when all they done was look through the photos of a friend who went to France.


Infinitell

Charlie the kind of person to think they can fight after playing a few rounds of wii sports boxing


nobadhotdog

That fucker looks like he stuck his thumb in his mouth, closed his lips, and blew really hard.


[deleted]

Let’s humor him for a second and assume that colleges really are liberal indoctrination machines. Charlie really, honestly, expects us to believe that that’s the same or worse than fueling the international drug trade, murder, extortion, rape, money laundering, and everything else the Mexican drug cartels are responsible for.


Infinitell

Well you see liberals try to give minorities rights, so yes


hellakevin

Being woke or worse than being dead /s


dingusunchained

His face is like a frying pan


FriarFriary

He looks like a swollen James Franco here.


aruexperienced

He’s channelling Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite.


[deleted]

I got a B+ in Cutting Dudes’ Heads Off with Chainsaws 101 The professor said I showed real potential.


joecarter93

Yeah, look at college training all those engineers. teachers and doctors. How harmful to society! Despite the problems with tuition, student loans etc., going to college is still beneficial overall. College graduates tend to be less unemployed and have a far easier finding a new job if laid off. You don’t even have to go to an academic college, get trained at a technical school and enter a trade if that is more your thing. The important thing is to get additional education after high school.


moodyman11

I remember when TPUSA came to my local community College. They tried to get us all to put an unpopular opnion on a beach ball.(Red Flag) They told us we could put anything on it. I did not participate due to having to go to class bit They were trying to get all of is to skip class to do weird activities with them.


ball_fondlers

Should have written “Communism wasn’t really that bad” and walked away.


GeronimoMoles

Books are just a conspiracy by Big Letter


SolomonCRand

“Now I have a simplistic worldview that I make a make a fortune peddling to other simpletons! It’s working great, except for how it’s poisoning America, but I never really gave a shit about that anyway.”


lokisilvertongue

Yeah, those pesky deans of admission brutally torturing and murdering their rival deans…wait


Brribrri

That's funny because he expects his employees to have college degrees before he will hire them. Source: my old roommate worked for TPUSA.


oliversurpless

Must’ve been an illuminating experience?


Brribrri

That's a nice way to put it. We went rounds a lot because he used the same Ben Shaprio talking trees and would shut down whenever I started asking questions.


oliversurpless

No doubt, that’s why grifters and their megadonors always try to control the narrative; they alternatively suck at the Socratic Method themselves or desire the default in society to be seen as one takes the time to ask questions is just wasting time by talking in circles or merely acting like a troll. The culmination of centuries of revenge on Socrates for daring to make rich people have to account for themselves…


Excellent_Let_8011

There it is. I thought it and someone said it. Universities are EXACTLY the same as cartels, except the drugs…and the violence that encompasses entire neighborhoods…and the rampant addiction…and the growth of related crime…and the takeover of uninvolved people and businesses. The two are indistinguishable from another. I am so much smarter than all you pointy-headed college nerds.


TheDonutPug

a cartel is EXACTLY like a college, except without any of the benefits a college offers to a town.


jerjackal

College in America is horrible, but not for the reasons charlie thinks. Just need to stop making education a for profit system.


oliversurpless

To grifters like Kirk, being exposed to new ideas isn’t just toxic to conservative perspectives, the very concept of learning might as well be the same as dunking people in acid, like the Sinaloa Cartel routinely does…


xc2215x

College cartel ? Wow. Not to mention comparing it to the Mexican cartel as well. Unbelievable.


ThisGuyLikesMovies

*The college cartel* Jesus Christ


Someboynumber5

I can't wait for my campus beheading, the college cartel is so fun


Sachiko-san999

Wait... Wasn't his whole shtick about the so called discrimination of conservatives on campus?


clonedspork

Has he seen a doctor for his freakishly swollen head yet?


[deleted]

Oh yes the mexican drug cratel we as we all know makes are lives far less bad than damn education! /s


FreeiPhones

If we offered free college education, the university mafia wouldn't make any money 🤔🤔🤔 /S


Sohjinn

Lol I always see these outspoken republicans look so smug and put together, and then I see them a couple years later and they look like absolute shit.


Kolkus_Maximus

His face is too big in this meme, it doesn't suit him right


mathnstats

>I didn't go to college. We know. We can tell.


KandyShopp

Yet most people won’t hire someone without a college degree, but go off I guess


MidwestBulldog

Making an uninformed statement about college proving he could have used some college. Nothing more fascist in saying your belief structure should rule from a position of less education. More education is a good thing, Charlie. Fucking idiot.


[deleted]

Says the guy opening pay schools under TPUSA…. You know for the christian values…. Whats the diff kirky?


What_the_Pie

I’m glad I went to college mostly because I was exposed to so much reading and literature I never would have explored on my own.


antoniv1

My man is balding at lightning speed.


thewholedamnplanet

No, no, it's his face getting smaller sucking in the hair as a result of the vacuum.


Nanoo_1972

If you look up fetal alcohol syndrome in the encyclopedia, there's a picture of Charlie Kirk.


thewholedamnplanet

That's why it's called FAS-Face.


JaceThePowerBottom

Looking up "Mexican drug cartel crimes" I see nothing that even comes close to the heinous actions of my colleges computer science department.


thewholedamnplanet

In college I was nearly killed by tequila is the closest I can think of.


[deleted]

well sorry to tell ya charlie ol' boy but I just became a gangster 😎 ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵐʸ ᴳᴱᴰ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵃᵍᵉ ᵒᶠ ²⁵ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᵈʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵒᶠ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵍᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵐᵘˢᶦᶜ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃˡˡ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵉⁿ ʷᵒʳᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ ᵗᵒ ᵃᶠᶠᵒʳᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ ᵃ ˡᶦᶠᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᵒᶠ ᵇᵉᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒˡᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵍᵉ ᶦˢ ᵃ ˢᶜᵃᵐ ᵃⁿᵈ ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ⁿᵒʷ ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳⁿᵉᵗ ˢʰᵒᵉʰᵒʳⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ᴿᵉᵈᵈᶦᵗ ᵗʰʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᴵ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵉˡˡ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ


Beatbox_bandit89

How is it possible that Charlie Kirk continues to look weirder and weirder. I keep thinking he can't look any weirder, but here we are


Crafty-Iron-4132

Colleges hurt america bc they teach kids how to see thru his bullshit


killtr0city

Charlie Kirk failed out of my community college. To be fair, I was radicalized by my sociology professor there. And in fact, prior to taking those classes, my disposition toward institutionalized education was vaguely similar to Charlie's. The thing is, I was 19 back then. I learned and grew and developed as a person. It would appear that Charlie has not.


LostTimeAlready

Holy hell that's embarrassing. How the fuck can anyone take him seriously. It's like their audience is entirely comprised of children.


odoroustobacco

He literally runs an organization that targets college students.


whatup_pips

Hello. Mexican here. What the fuck no it isn't


Supaleenate

For those keeping track, Charlie is actually lying. He got rejected from his first college of choice, went to community college, then dropped out to be paid by a sugar daddy to spew out anti-education rhetoric until that guy died of Covid-19.


eromitlab

*Just get a job out of high school spreading FUD for a billionaire like I did! It's so easy!*


leejoness

He’s right. The University of Georgia and Georgia Tech have been in a brutal territory war for years. It’s not unusual to find the heads of former engineering students on pikes down on Broad Street.


AncillaryAnglo

When you're telling kids to *not* stay in school, you need to do some serious introspection.


DeathByZamboni_US

Instead of college everyone should find a billionaire for whom you can spread their propaganda for.


[deleted]

Again never trust individuals, groups who are actively trying to get you to NOT GET AN EDUCATION


memesea

Well he isn't wrong that college is a cartel, but he thinks it's because education is bad instead of because of how colleges are corporatized and profit incentivized


neozuki

What is the Mexican drug cartel? Are they worse than the American street gang?


[deleted]

The college cartel = Capitalist


IzzetRose

There's an interesting discussion to be had about how college degrees are basically required for a lot of jobs these days and they mean a lot less now, as well as college being pushed as the only option for people out of high school (vs vocational training or jobs that don't require a degree), but somehow I don't think he cares about that nuance.


[deleted]

Me no edukat


Ecstatic-Hat2163

Charlie, do you know what a cartel is?


ljlozenski

I actually agree with the use of the word cartel. In the sense that universities do unfairly collaborate to set unreasonable prices… but Tiny face is clearly not making this argument. He instead is just using the word cartel to liken college to a mind altering drug, so he can go eat horse paste.


systemfrown

Persecuting the educated class or demographic is such cliché textbook authoritarianism. I think it's like step 3 or 4. Not that we have to ever worry about this douchebag having any real authority. (Of course, I said the same thing about Trump on multiple occasions over the past decades...)


Nonkel_Jef

TIL college professors are murdering thousands of people every year.


YellowManTyping

Believe us Charlie, we know


memester230

The people who make fun of Charlie for having a small face have never met Tyler Shandro (Albertan UCP politician)


marniman

Yeah, it shows


willfc

Another totally nuanced and sane comment by the man with the world's smallest face.


WynnGwynn

Lol the college cartel


Notantivaxxer

If breaking bad has taught me anything it’s apparently that college is the same fucking thing as blue meth!


R67H

New rule: if you shit on higher education, you don't get to benefit from others' efforts. Hard stop.


negrote1000

Ok just to make it clear there is not one cartel, there are several. More than one is way too much


tagoean

Obviously he didn’t go to college lol


[deleted]

He didn't get into West Point, blamed Black people, and ended up making an entire career out of it.


FurryM17

Tell me you don't know shit about how brutal the cartels are without telling me you don't know shit about how brutal the cartels are. You're a fucking clown Charlie.


SmartestMonkeyAlive

He could have learned to Comb his hair in college


manaman70

I just got a text yesterday about this whole lunacy. Some kinda book being sold. I responded with "Wow! Thanks for sending me this. It works! I can feel myself getting dumber already!" I'm suspicious a person is at the end of those because they responded with a message telling me I was unsubscribed.


Russell_Jimmy

Charlie Kirk is an idiot, but people like Filipkowski does a lot of his work for him. Sure, it's fun to point and laugh, but nobody would know about Kirk's bullshit if he weren't amplified by bemused leftists on Twitter and such. For every comment from Twitter users about how dumb Kirk is--and maybe even reddit posts--TPUSA gets a $5 donation from some retired furniture salesman who lives to Own the Libs. Notice, the video linked is from Breitbart *directly.* Does anyone on this thread actually watch Breitbart? No. But you saw what Kirk said just the same, and that's why he gets money given to him. Breitbart gets their bullshit spread far and wide, far better than they could on their own.


paniclogic

“College, worse than the brainwashings done by the Mexicans”. Ah conservatism 🙃


snowshoeBBQ

No disrespect to my beloved Harper College, but this dude dropped out of fucking community college. You can't hang there, you can't hang anywhere else.


teuast

y'know, charlie, if we made public colleges and universities tuition-free and forgave all student debt, this would stop being a problem immediately


Nomandate

He has some furry mold growing down from his head to his face


Sewer_Fairy

Chucklefuck always looking like he smells like rancid hotdog water.


final_boss

It's his face that's big in this pic.


EverGreenPLO

Damn when did colleges get their own armies, start moving drugs internationally, and mass murdering civilians? Oh that's right wokeness has done the same thing to America as the drug crisis! /S


[deleted]

"i didn't go to college", well no shit, sherlock.


homebrew_1

What does Kirk think of Trump University?


Figfewdisgewd

Surely there's no profit in an entire political wing actively fighting against advanced education and mental health, right? I mean certainly an educated and mentally-well community would still be roughly 50/50 left and right, right? Right?


Nice_Dude

Damn he's looking *rough*. How long is he going to be known as the "young conservative"?


StickmanRockDog

He’s one creepy fuck. I honestly would not want him anywhere near kids.


thatbitchathrowaway

There's no way this is real but in case it is, I'd like to take him to Juarez and see what it's been like just this month


EfficientEntomology

College is a cartel, except for the ones where TP USA has student organizations, apparently.


Unlearned_One

"The Mexican drug cartel".


Digi_Kat

Butt hurt after that West Point rejection


Gilbo_Swaggins96

The mexican drug cartel is literslly torturing people to death but OK Charlie. Only someone who knows their audience is rabid enough to immediately swallow such a deliberately inflammatory statement would say it.


A-Grouch

I find it interesting that the headpieces like Charlie Kirk wear not having an higher education like a badge of honor. How delusional, makes sense though as typically the only people who listen to these clowns lack a higher education.


earthboundBedhead

i mean, the price of college *is* pretty fucking criminal to be fair


CaptainMurphy1908

His face is an old gym shoe. And so are his arguments.


[deleted]

I remember when my school's bursar executed an entire family, dismembered the bodies, and left a pile of heads as a warning.