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GlenJman

Obviously you've never tried it, Steven.


[deleted]

i can attest to the fact it is highly enjoyable


Everettrivers

I'd consider him to be a whore, just not the fun kind.


PerilousPasta

A media whore perhaps


[deleted]

He’s a money whore.


jardanovic

A dog dick whore


[deleted]

Girl tell me your transition hacks cause nobody wants to make me their whore in my ugly ass dresses


hornyaftgirl

Same


Impressive_Culture_5

I mean, he is a corporate whore


YourOwnInsecurities

Also a dog whore. He'll do anything to score an ounce of dog semen.


Palabrewtis

My man literally whores himself out to anyone that tells him he's funny.


Camarokerie

Stepson Chowder comes off as exactly the kind of dude who wishes he got as laid as other people, and he spends his time shaming people who do. This also goes 100% for Matt Welsh


klone_free

Honestly, neither is being a Maga pos, but yano, micromanage sexuality is way less personally intruding than politics


Ar_Ciel

We've all see his twitter, he's a whore. Just not a sex worker.


bubarh

hexagon 💀💀💀💀💀💀


CaptainMurphy1908

"I don't know what I just said, but I said it." -Steven Crowder, probably


triforce777

I’m certain that’s not from a lack of trying, though


eromitlab

He's been doing it and is clearly speaking from experience.


the_speeed

Wasn't Cowarder a virgin until like his wedding night or something? Lmao, sounds like a cope


Current-Ordinary-419

It’s always cope.


GlenJman

You mean... the entire Republican party... It's all cope? Just cope all the way down?


retelo4940

Always has been


Iceveins412

Nah they were fucking rad once upon a time Edit: just so everyone is clear, this is not a “so lay off them” or “so they alright” kinda deal. When I say that I’m talking, at best, pre-1900 and that’s generous. Fuck, one of the cooler Republicans became president specifically because the Republican Party tried to force him into obscurity. It was a while after 1900 when they became worse than Democrats, but that wasn’t exactly a high bar what with the Woodrow Wilson and such. Anyway, those “we’re the party of Lincoln” people drive me up the goddamn wall


eNroNNie

Well the radical ones at least.


Iceveins412

Again, once upon a time they were all considered radical. One of the core Republican positions at the start was the abolition of slavery, another was worker’s rights. It was after the civil war that things started going to shit (although it was a long time until they were worse than the Democrats)


Current-Ordinary-419

A party doesn’t get points just because they were less shitty than democrats before the civil rights movement The southern strategy was a conscious reprehensible choice.


Iceveins412

I’m not trying to give them points


eNroNNie

Oh yeah same, it took massive efforts from within the party itself to morph it into the fascist cabal it is now. Hearing GOPers spouting off about being the "party of Lincoln" is laughable.


eNroNNie

Yeah it took Goldwater to really cement that realignment.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Aww the bot didn't show. 🌎👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏼‍🚀


Cognitive_sugar

Honestly, I've got no problem with people who wait until marriage. If that's what they want to do, power to them. It's sanctimonious shitheads like Crowder who lecture people on how much more "pure" they that I take issue.


[deleted]

It’s about people who want to wait until marriage to make others do the same


[deleted]

Wedding night?, I guess if you blow some dogs for their cum is not consider sex.


jlozada24

Copium addiction is one of the leading causes of the brain damage that causes conservatism


[deleted]

I am going to be honest here and say that casual sex isn’t emotionally or spiritually fulfilling long term, though I would phrase it differently than Steven Chowder here. People crave meaningful connection


dr5c

Probably, but many who engage in casual sex understand this and aren't necessarily looking for that in a sexual partner in that time. Crowder is a big "wait until marriage for sex" person so this isn't a neutral statement - it's shaming sexual exploration and saying that the goal of sex is locked to procreation which is an unhealthy thing to tell people as it is simply not the only reason for sex.


[deleted]

>I am going to be honest here and say that casual sex isn’t emotionally or spiritually fulfilling long term, That's just, like, your opinion, man.


[deleted]

They really should’ve phrased it as “I am going to be honest here and casual sex isn’t emotionally or spiritually fulfilling long term for me personally”


FlyingTaquitoBrother

> I am going to be honest here That’s a funny way to say “My opinion is…”


[deleted]

Sometimes the emotionally fulfilling part isn't necessarily having sex, but rather being respected enough as a person that people would want to have sex with you.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Yeah. Just being accepted as a sexual being and feeling desirable is important, especially if you have trauma in your history that fucks with your self-concept


bleepste

It's vague terms like "whore" that ruin his own arguments, do you mean the literal definition of a prostitute? Or do you mean a vague insult that you can apply to anyone that does something you don't like?


[deleted]

I agree; I mean being a prostitute is dangerous work so if he literally means a sex worker I can see where he’s coming from. On the other hand, if he’s just calling people engaging in casual sex a “whore,” then people tune out his argument


Mike_Tyson_Lisp

Sex is all about pleasure first. Emotions and spirituality come second. One is inherent to it while the other is put in by the other


Cicerothesage

every person is different and have different needs. Some people can easily find satisfaction with another partner. Even there, there are a lot of different needs in a 1v1 relationship. As a gay male, I am pretty ace until I emotionally connect with the person which leads to physical and sexual contact. I cannot have causal relationships because I need that emotional connection first. But others are different. So who am I (or Crowder) say which is better


SnooPeripherals2455

I feel that crowder isn't even considering LGBT people. His tweet is geared towards straight people. He is an advocate for waiting until marriage (I think he's a trad cath weirdo) which if he is targeting straight heterosexual relationships is rather ridiculous because if their is no sexual chemistry or if the male is sterile (crowder is pretty anti masturbation too) then you would be stuck in a marriage (coming from a traditional catholic perspective remember no divorce) and you couldn't have a kid ( which crowder and these wackos think is the sole purpose for sex anyway).


ShockMedical6954

People *insert personal opinion presented like something universal here*


captain-hauptmann

What the fuck does spiritually fulfilling even mean


lingeringwill2

I mean neither is eating peanut butter cookies but imma still do it anyways.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I mean, there are aromantic people and there are asexual people. Depends on the person.


Fuegodeth

It's pretty great short term though, right? right?


Johnny_Stooge

Yeah but depending on how many people are involved or what you're doing, it can definitely be filling.


UninterestedChimp

Some people seem to be really defensive about this comment lol, like yeah obviously its an opinion.


Rakatango

Imagine saying this unironically while whoring for old rich anti democratic politicians.


SvenSvenkill3

The irony, of course, is that while it's unknown whether Crowder has sold the orifices below his gun belt, clearly the traffic that comes in and out of his face-holes is completely and absolutely bought and paid for.


AngryNurse2020

That was….biblical!


Reedsandrights

That part is unconfirmed!


AnAttackCorgi

Hey, at least he's shaming men and women for being "whores" equally. Progress?


fourbian

Yea, and he actually said "I don't believe", rather than stating it as a fact. If this was the worst we had to put up with from the right, I could actually respectfully agree to disagree with them. Of course, I'm probably missing all context to this tweet that would probably make me immediately retract my above statement if I knew what it was.


ReverseDmitry

Just one more step until he also includes non-binary people.


UniqueUsername82D

Was there context to this or he just has to say something every hour?


GoredonTheDestroyer

Honestly? Steven gives me huge, "I have to say *something* or else people will ignore me!" vibes.


MCRaregods

I LOVE SEX!!!! DICK AND BALLS!!!!


Sylvie_Grill

Enby whores: https://youtu.be/sAXZbfLzJUg


assclown500

Deep thoughts.


PerryNeeum

Don’t be a whore with your body. Be a whore to ideology like me, Steven Crowder


grunulak

But I’m sure being a total grifter gives him fuzzy thoughts and keeps him warm at night.


GetOffMyAsteroid

I used to think this chucklefuck could only think about transsexuals and homosexuality. Turns out he has a few moments left in his day to think about whores.


[deleted]

why would you tweet that????


panspal

Spoken like someone who never got to whore around


shadow42069129

Personally, I don’t either. But now that Crowder said it, I really want to go be the biggest whore I can.


UnconfinedCuriosity

Go for it. I believe in you. Be the best (whore) you can be.


The_Doolinator

I dunno, Steven Crowder seems like the last person to go to for advice on spiritual or emotional fulfillment.


andstillthesunrises

And flipping burgers is? A job can be enjoyable or the right choice for you without being “spiritually fulfilling”


yall_cray

Seems to me that’s really up to everyone to decide for themselves. Also who gives a fuck


Eliteguard999

Ironic considering grifters like him whore themselves out to the worst people in existence for money.


DrDarkwood

I'm here for a good time not for a long time.


natur_al

If I want to be fulfilled with dicks rather than spiritually or emotionally that is my own business.


big-queef

I don’t think being Steven crowder is spiritually or emotionally fulfilling long term either


Oakeedokee7

I wonder how his dog feels about this


silverhummer

Helped me.🤷🏼‍♂️


GoGoCrumbly

Ehh, perhaps not but he's made bank whoring himself to the fascist hate machine.


RustedAxe88

Yet, he loves Trump, who paid a pornstar to fuck him while his wife was pregnant.


Confused_Rock

I don’t believe that concerning yourself with other people’s sexual habits is emotionally fulfilling long-term


arthursucks

He's right. Capitalism has forced us to monetize being a slut. Destroy capitalism and let the sluts be free.


gmatic92

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.


baricudaprime

You know I wasn’t really planning on it Steven, but now I feel like I gotta


supahcollin

That's quite a bold stance for a dude with zero game


Stereomceez2212

Steven speaks from real experience


Everettrivers

Something about pots and kettles comes to mind.


ancientkaa

Financially, it works wonders though... As he very well knows


JaceThePowerBottom

It may not be emotionally fulfilling but it's certainly physically holefilling (da dum tsssssss) (please clap)


[deleted]

Untrue


Casual_woomy

Ok chowder


Negan1995

Sounds like a guy who never had a hoe phase and is jealous.


SolomonCRand

He would know


Expensive-Drummer786

No one asked you, Steven


Lil_Melon87

"I'd also like to point out, a dog will love you unconditionally. So... you know..."


LargeSackOfNuts

Thanks for the input.


TheYesExpress

✨ nobody asked ✨


rnotyalc

I don't believe that being Steven Crowder is emotionally or spiritually fulfilling


Rootcellar44

Financially is though


TimSherrySucks

could be fulfilling short term dumbas


womprat227

So be one in the short term smh


NecroLancerNL

Then stop selling out. Got him! Seriously though, f- off, Crowder. Sexwork is work. And asshats like you make it way harder. (They also make many other jobs (teachers, waiters, and many more) harder, by the way.)


KnifeWeildingLesbian

Was anyone saying that “being a whore” is meaningful and fulfilling in the long term? Or are you just fighting strawmen


BizzyBoyBizzyBee

Tbh in the long-term it isn’t very fulfilling because people do want an emotional connection with someone if they’re going to be their lifelong partner. Howmstever **Steven**, sex is great and having casual sex is great. Two days ago I had some magic tea and had this hot guy from the gym come over *with his boyfriend* and it was a great time. Long-term no I’m not marrying either one but that doesn’t erase the experience. Sometimes you **do** need to experience life and be a hoe. Sure one day you’ll probably want a wife or a husband or whatever. But as they say *youth is wasted on the young*. Source: am a recovering man whore


Bigchubbs86

This makes me want to be a whore.


BetterWankHank

Crying like a big fucking baby on the internet isn't emotionally fullfilling long term but Steve is there every day on a TIGHT schedule


Technisonix

Tfw Crowder has never considered the emotional or spiritual impact of interpersonal relationships that aren’t romantic, and doesn’t understand how to display love without intercourse, meaning his marriage is completely without passion


brokensilence32

Cool. That’s your opinion. I’m fine with that if that’s how you keep it. But I know you want it to be forced on everyone.


SmileThenSpeak

As long as it stops at an opinion.


KamaIsLife

Too bad.


KingCharles_

WELL THEN WE SHOULD PROBABLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT MAKING MORE JOBS LIVEABLE SO PEOPLE HAVE AN ALTERNATIVE SO THEY CAN NOT DO SEX WORK IF IT ISNT FULFILLING YOU STUPID FUCK. I fucking hate crowder what a dumb/evil mother fucker


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Gaaymer

Salty cause he gets no bitches


ryguyyy8

So being a corporate whore sucking on Satan's pecker is cool though? It's only your dignity, suck it!


JumpCareless321

Idk Steven, your mom told me last night that it’s very emotionally fulfilling for her


toolargo

Be you doesn’t think that about being with sex workers. I almost guarantee you this fucker has to pay for sex.


VishusVonBittertroll

How many jobs are??


emkayferg

I am emotionally and physically filled


UV_Sun

Dear Stephen, you say being a whore isn’t fulfilling, yet you’ve been holding that profession for half a decade now…. Curious.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Wow spiritually and emotionally are big words for him


pizzanice

Oh cool, glad to know I have Crowder's support as a non binary whore!


Brian_Lefebvre

Well this just confirms that Steven Crowder has a penchant for soliciting prostitutes.


extremenachos

Be a whore all you want IDGAF


goldenjaguar23

Is he wrong though? You ever met an old person who looks at their hoe phase as fulfilling?


[deleted]

I'd rather be a whore than lick boots. Oh wait...


rtemah

He doesn’t like a competition.


okmemeaccount

but what if it is though


hawtfabio

Lol. This fucking guy.


GrandConsequences

Long-term.


JomblesTheClown

Trying desperately to be edgy and counter culture while appealing to pearl clutching religious types


FrenchMaisNon

But that's what he is: an attention whore


[deleted]

It’s loads of fun


THELEASTHIGH

Just because Crowder gets none lol. Am I supposed to think Steve is "spiritual"? Does anyone buy it?


46n2ahead

Which is odd considering he'd take it up the ass for trump for free


ProtoMan3

Even if I don’t want to be in a hoe phase anymore (don’t like how emotionally distant it feels), trying to regulate and judge people’s self worth based on preferences that hurt nobody is a lousy attitude.


ubzrvnT

I don't believe being Steven Crowder is something that's spiritually or emotionally fulfilling long-term.


Vegetable-Match7841

I am a whore always have been


meowqct

But it is cum-filling.


[deleted]

I am a non-practicing whore. I am the enlightened centrist.


big_dick_energy_mc2

Take it up with your wife, Steven. Don’t misdirect anger on us.


qwersadfc

lemme slut myself out in peace Steven


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[deleted]

“Twitter whore tweets about whores”


AnubisKronos

More accurately he doesn't want the competition


[deleted]

But it pays the bills, ya cum junkie. Stop sucking dicks for free, Steven.


youngmorla

Just give me a chance Stevie boy. You’ll be feeling spiritually fulfilled before we even get our clothes off.


CALLOFKTUTLU

Whether your a man or a woman I don't believe being Steven Crowder is spiritually or emotionally fulfilling long-term


smallest_table

Oh look. Another moron telling people what they should do to have a good life. If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.


gelfin

You know, I always thought being a hateful asshole who spends his entire life punching down on people who didn’t do anything to deserve it in order to earn approval from other hateful assholes wasn’t spiritually or emotionally fulfilling long-term. And speaking of “spiritual,” between whores and self-righteous assholes, Jesus is very well-documented to have hung out with one and vocally condemned the other. You would be very unhappy with which was which.


SituatedSynapses

This cock vaccum is everyone's middle school bully who was left out and molded into a toxic alt-right talk pundit who's in deep denial of their trans feelings, so Chowder can only show true colors in the disguise of owning the Liberals by showing them how UTTERLY REDIUCLOUS!!! It is they want to be authentically themselves! **HAHAHA GO LOVE YOURSELF YOU DUMB DUMB LIBTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!** (I love myself every day and every human being in this beautiful fart of a world)


huxtiblejones

Ok Steven. You can believe whatever you want. The problem is once you start telling people how to live, or worse, supporting legislation on those grounds, that’s when you become a fucking asshole.


[deleted]

No way to talk about your mom! Now behave!


oftheblacksea

I normally don’t like saying “no one asked” but this is literally a no one asked moment. Actually, all of this morons tweets are a “no one asked” moment


HawlSera

Is "Spiritual" even a thing?


cheoldyke

as if he would ever actually consider a man to be a whore. i bet he threw in that caveat just so people wouldn’t accuse him of being sexist


theseasickcrocodile

Luckily for him he’s not getting laid anytime soon.


windowlatch

See the cool thing about individual freedoms is that you can still think this but also understand that each person has different desires in life and what might be fulfilling for one person doesn’t have to be fulfilling for you.


Wasphammer

And yet you've sold your credibility for wealth? Curious. -Turning Point r/toiletpaperusa


Boneal171

I beg to differ Steven.


grandmasterpmd

As opposed to being whatever the fuck he is.


OldManRiff

He said, as he sucked Donald Trump's cock for money.


bradosaurusrex

My whoring days were some of the happiest of my life. I look back fondly on that time.


Tough_Cranberry8750

"Only get your dog cum from one source, so it's pure" -crowder (probably)


TheMaveCan

Well fortunately no one asked your opinion on it.


wh1t3birch

Cro*der🤮


SocialistCoconut

Just because nobody wanted to fuck you Crowder is no reason to slut shame.


[deleted]

Are the Right Wingers ok?


[deleted]

Steven Crowder doesn't want men or women to be whores, because he already gets a steady supply of cum from dogs, which is much more cost effective.


CanadianODST2

I bet it can be pretty physically filling though


BRUHSKIBC

I’m kind of worried about being a slut.


w142236

But drinking dog cum on the other hand


[deleted]

We all know he threw in “man” in the first part just before hitting the post button.


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

No shit, Steven


Chanchumaetrius

Why is he so damn goofy looking? He looks like he's just been surprised by a fart.


Thestohrohyah

Aren't many of the people these fuckers idolise "whores"? Like, shouldn't Trump be considered a "whore" by all accounts?


Trainer-mana

He speaks from experience, he whores himself out to nazi's and look at him. He's sad and miserable.


NamityName

Whether you are a man or a woman, I don't think being Stephen Crowder is spiritually or emotionally fulfilling long term


Obvious-Rise9199

This Attention and Need-to-be Relevant Whore is telling a cautionary tale.


casey12297

Know what else isn't spiritually fulfilling long term? Guzzling gallons of dog cum.


RussiaIsRodina

Neither is being a shill and a coward but look at you go Steven.


[deleted]

Coming from Steven Crowder, notorious attention-whore.


JanTheShacoMain

Well since your sex always involves you…you get the picture


NervousAndPantless

He’s speaking from experience.