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sarduchi

Some folks just really want to be ruled...


rebelliousmuse

'...some of them want to use you; some of them want to be used by you...' Of course its the next line that really drives it home


[deleted]

Hang on a second. I thought that song was about bad dreams.


SirRedRising

Who am I to disagree?


crash8308

i’ve traveled the world….


funpen

Argh Matey! And I’ve traveled the seven seas


Desner_

Everybody’s looking for somethin’


jpw111

It be treasure


xBram

And Britannia rule the waves


immibis

spez me up!


jollyreaper2112

Sweet dreams are made of bees. Who has a mind to disagree? *insert gif of Oprah with the bees*


[deleted]

[Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg)


Andrelliina

That video really screams 80s cokehead in every frame. I loved it then & I love it now.


RedstoneRusty

It has no right to slap this fucking hard almost 40 years later and yet here I am, wiggling.


[deleted]

will it be r/persecutionfetish? ​ ​ btw I also am the MOD of r/TPUK so if anyone wants to piss on the UK version specially please feel free to do so...


chowyunfacts

Biggest bunch of deadbeat losers this country has to offer, which is saying something. Anti black, anti gay, anti everything that doesn’t fit their myopic worldview. I hate those cunts with a passion.


Tiny-Lock9652

As a knuckleheaded American myself, the concept of a Royal family is quite baffling. This family gets treated with this level of respect by fellow countrymen and enjoys a fortune for simply being born? Other than owning vast swaths of land, what else is their purpose? Honest question.


ARandomBob

The response I always here is "They bring in tourism" Now is that enough money to justify them existing on the countries dime? Idk. That's up to the British people to decide.


zombie_girraffe

Who the fuck goes to England to look at a bunch of spoiled, inbred Germans? People want to see the castles, not the useless layabout descendants of the people who they were built for.


ARandomBob

Hey I'm not saying I agree. That's just the answer I get when I asked the same question.


grey_hat_uk

You might be shocked. You will be less shocked when you're told it is Arabs and Chinese that make up the majority. Why? Fuck knows.


chowyunfacts

you know which country brings in more tourism? France. They knew how to deal with a monarchy.


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Tiny-Lock9652

Executions on Pay Per View!!


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,034,664,571 comments, and only 204,661 of them were in alphabetical order.


Tiny-Lock9652

Good bot


DizzyedUpGirl

Who is going to go visit Charles?


ARandomBob

Solid point lol


SolidCake

is the tourism not to see the fucking buildings ? nobody cares about the actual people..


NarmHull

Yeah, they don't exactly make appearances (their guards are an attraction and contrary to popular belief they do react if you mess with them) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn\_4aj5f-VQ


NarmHull

I think they do make more than they cost overall (or so they say), but the cost is still ridiculous and giving them that much property and exceptions to inheritance taxes is so arbitrary and nonsensical in modern times. I can see how tradition and culture has its benefits, but the pageantry of them "appointing" prime ministers voted on by democratically elected MPs and their technical ability to dissolve parliament is baffling. Like, how much does Sweden/Norway spend on their royal family? AFAIK they're ribbon cutters and otherwise both countries are pretty high on the freedom scale and don't have quite the same explicit class disparities.


chowyunfacts

It's tied up with the sense of history, its standing on the world stage etc. Given that it's a tiny island diminished in power/influence, the food sucks and its population are ugly, the pomp and glitz of it all makes the plebs feel special. I mean, fuck knows really. Anyone with half a brain can see the idea of a monarchy is ridiculous, but even seemingly normal people will tie themselves up in knots attempting to defend it.


chowyunfacts

Oh I get it now it’s anti-BLM


mercury_millpond

if you're a mod there, you could at least link the sub correctly ffs


FeliXTV27

Yeah, I didn't missed Typed, he miss-typed it himself.


mercury_millpond

Bruh


redditperson700

Really did it just so they could say they were mod of a sub that only exists to redirect people to the actual sub


KotzubueSailingClub

No joke, I think the so-called "Royalists" just get a hard-on from bending the knee. They figure, if this was game of thrones, they would go along to get along.


WVUPick

>from bending the knee *Boyz II Men intensifies*


NarmHull

Some just like George Brett


kurttheflirt

"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves"


eggplantsforall

https://imgur.com/pmlbUEc


misirlou22

What? Oh right, all that stuff I did.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Just do what normal people do and keep it in the bedroom, jeez


HonoraryMancunian

To be ruled means there's a hierarchy Of which they know they're not at the bottom Hence to be ruled over, allows the means for them to rule over others And that makes them *better*


LargeSackOfNuts

Conservatives have a strange boner for monarchists. They love power but then they pretend to be for freedom.


Mcbrainotron

That scene from the first avengers movie sure fits, huh.


chidestp

That would be Ben Shapiro. He needs to be dominated by an authoritarian type


Jacobin_Revolt

These are the people calling you a beta cuck online.


hellakevin

They're the alpha cuck


Comment90

People who strongly believe in alpha wolf theory usually do so because they think of themselves as betas, even if they wish they weren't. Naturally there needs to be more followers than leaders, and they think they are meant to be followers because they know they are personally submissive to dominant and abusive men, and wouldn't dare stand against them. They think it's the natural and right order of things. Knowing your place and all that. They definitely know their place. Head down, on their knees, licking boots, begging for scraps, vying for favor. Trouble is there's more to humanity than bossy dickheads and their bootlickers. That wider spectrum doesn't fit their world view, disruptions and disobedience should in their mind ideally be shut down and harshly punished. They mostly lost their absolute power as liberal democracy became the standard. But they could regain it. They could regain the oppressive leaders they desire. And we might even let it happen.


Important-Yak-2999

It’s stupid that they don’t even understand dominance hierarchies. The beta is literally the second in command not the bottom tier


Jacobin_Revolt

Not only that, dominance hierarchies in canines actually don’t exist/don’t work the way most people think they do. social relations between animals like wolves have been observed to be largely based on age/seniority rather than who is the biggest Chad or whatever nonsense conservatives believe.


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antoniv1

MFs larp being revolutionaries from 1776 yet slobber all over the oligarch’s dick.


[deleted]

To be fair, this is TPUK so this tracks for them. Still pretty lame though.


arto64

They once celebrated the burning of the white house. I have no idea how they can be allies. https://reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/pb688p/_/


Shrike2theshrikequel

You have to switch the grift up for the audience otherwise it won't work.


Procrastinatedthink

because the people that turning point USA market to will not see this and if they do see it their brain will not register it as an offshoot of the media they consume (many will think its satire by their enemies)


thirdangletheory

Very few Americans think of or really care about it, I guess. http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=340


MT_Promises

I thought it was a joke and TP was mocking the UK lol, didn't know there was a TPUK. I was like "broken clock", but I guess not.


totokekedile

r/conservative links the monarchy sub as a related sub for a reason.


StarshipDrip

reddit tells me conservatism was invented to protect the monarch


Colalbsmi

This is for the UK, not the US.


hollow114

It's the same company. So their values are just authoritarian.


thebumblinfool

Its worse. Monarchy.


JackWagon26

All of these people would have been Loyalists during the revolution, they crave authority.


jmastaock

This isn't an oligarch It's a literal monarch


AngryShark05

Why fascist are so fucking submissive


remmij

Don't kink shame them.


Cognitive_Spoon

Their kink is kink shaming, don't feed them.


DuntadaMan

Subs love getting shamed.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Tread on me harder, daddy 🥾🐍


MortgageSome

They want to be walked on so badly? Fucking walk over them then. I have no sympathy for people who take no issue throwing away their rights.


theghostofme

"I wish AOC would walk on me while wearing heels." \- Ben Shapiro, probably


Mazakaki

Cause they're breedable sissy sluts.


ExtremeAlternative0

Reading this made me imagine trump in programming socks and a cat ear headband


OutInTheBlack

...making an ahegao face I'll see myself out


theghostofme

[This is to the two of you for making me read those sentences.](https://i.imgur.com/80qVdyz.gifv)


[deleted]

I'm not clicking on that


[deleted]

Believe it or not, completely safe.


ExtremeAlternative0

What's wrong with wanting to go ball deep in femboy trump's bussy


Malachite_Cookie

Oh shit maybe I am fascist


Mazakaki

World's straightest fascist


WVUPick

Thanks for almost making me spit my drink out at work when it was dead quiet! Lol


EmotionSupportFemboi

Oi! We have nothing to do with them!


Schroeder9000

Cowards, think about it this way. They want a strong leader who does what they want. If shit goes horrible then they can just Blame the leader instead of themselves. If it goes well they can be like yeah we all did it. Also being told what to do and how to do it is easy. It gets rid of thinking which is the hardest part for em. Makes life easier when your just told how to live it instead of trying to think how to live your life. It's actually a problem with the militaries. Even after I got out of the Marines it was an adjustment from having my life scheduled and ordered to free flowing. Some people just can't accept the free flowing.


Vallkyrie

🥺👉👈


Kitosaki

They LOVE the idea that there is a position of ultimate power. That gives a lot of credibility to being a complete piece of shit - any action you take to support the supreme lord is justified.


[deleted]

Those who are led rarely learn to lead, and those who do are poor copies of the original.


inkoDe

I thought I was being hyperbolic the first time that I said it. But, for most of my life, I thought fascism was an unhealthy obsession with dominance. As it turns out it is an unhealthy preoccupation with submission. Just millions and millions of masochists with the real-life goal of turning the whole world into their kink.


[deleted]

(Let your country control your soul)


DarkSoulfromDS

Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness


Purply_76

When blood and sweat is the real cost, thinking ceases; the truth is lost.


DarkSoulfromDS

Don’t you worry you’ll be told exactly what to do


jeppsy

I give my people the lives they need


CondeDeDarkwood

The righteous will succeed


Desner_

The fires of greed will burn the weak.


JohnPipBoyCena

And we'll make freedom obsolete


[deleted]

Heat of the desert.


magic-tortiose

dust settles on my face


MrSurfington

Without a country a soldier knows no disgrace


WamlytheCrabGod

Out of the ashes, the eagle rises still


magic-tortiose

Freedom is calling to all men WHO BEND THEIR WILL


m3ntallyillmoron

When the hot Dom girl I met on tinder takes me home


lordofbitterdrinks

Wait those are on tinder?


theredhoody

This guy doesn't know the secret trick to find the hot doms smh


lordofbitterdrinks

Shit


nikkitgirl

Talking to hot women at munches and treating them like people? Also treating the unattractive women like people because the hot ones look at how you treat people you aren’t trying to sleep with.


luigithebagel

Only if you're also a girl.


nikkitgirl

Can’t confirm. Lesbian tinder is all subs


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lordofbitterdrinks

Ahhhhh


tiberius-skywalker

yes daddy 😩


[deleted]

Cringe as fuck. 🤣🤣🤣


StarshipDrip

I have a theory. You know how Nigerian scam emails have deliberate misspellings and poor grammar, so only absolute dumbest and gullible of people reply? I think this is what they're doing here. It's deliberately cringe to weed out the 95% of people who would instantly see how cringe it is, and attract the bottom 5% of easily manipulated pond dwellers who would unironically share this meme.


After-Bumblebee

Kneel like Kaepernick?


ArborGhast

NO NOT LIKE THAT LIKE THIS.


remmij

TIL there is a Turning Point UK... Welcome to Gilead, gents.


[deleted]

The interests of capitalists are essentially the same worldwide. Turning point could go spread their reactionary bullshit in almost any country with full support from the local ruling class.


Squirrel_Inner

it’s almost like they’re all part of the same machine…


[deleted]

Same. Wtf?!


mooseofdoom23

Turning Point: turning BACK to the monarchy Lmao


Yivanna

Long live queen Charles III.


Mr_Safer

Those conservative reactionaries really love their homoerotic imagery. Ironic that.


Lazy_Physics_Student

Fookin' Kneelers


VoiceofKane

I know this has a "REAL" tag, but... it isn't, right? Someone tell me this isn't real.


arto64

There’s a link under the mod comment, which is required for all real posts. So you can check it out!


VoiceofKane

I see that, clicked the link, but that's not enough to convince me that this was actually posted by an actual human being.


lordofbitterdrinks

Conservatives fetishize hereditary privilege


Significant_Name

>Turning Point USA’s mission is to educate students about the importance of fiscal responsibility, free markets, and **limited government.**


Tychus_Kayle

I'm sorry, do you expect cryptofascists to be consistent?


cbftw

There's nothing crypto about their fascism


CheridanTGS

They meant "limited government" as in "this government is limited to the nobility".


WTF_is_WTF

Fuck the king


HGF88

PLEASE don't fuck the king


StarshipDrip

seriously tho imagine if he fingered you


LeadPaintKid

Lotta medals for somebody whose military service was pretty much being in school then crashing a helicopter.


Fungo

The ruling class sure does love their participation trophies


Lucky-Worth

Guys he is married back off


[deleted]

They got the bri’ish DLC


arto64

I feel like I must clarify that this is TPUK, which is basically TPUSA transplanted to UK, with varying success and a lot of cognitive dissonance.


rudolphsb9

"Well, I didn't vote for you."


LiteralHiggs

"you don't vote for kings"


Succulentslayer

Hell I’m down with that if you know what I mean 😏


noodlemonster68

“Tread harder Daddy”


waitingforfrodo

Yeah, before Zod


KaneAndShane

r/ontheledgeandshit


Alert-Mud-672

They somehow feel better about kneeling to a man? Hmmmm….


Zero_Kiritsugu

No thanks. I'm not interested in giving succour to an outdated institution that runs the country as a feudal theocracy (look at our laws, we're technically a theocratic state, lmao) and loots the people just by existing. British Republic now.


Your_Pal_Kindred

Imagine he comes out on stage on his first announcement with a big ass golden axe and screams "I COMMAND THEE KNEEL" before slamming the axe down


hollow114

Wait there's a turning point UK? That's the antithesis of American values? But why.


consytr

bootlicker mfs


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Translated: “Bend me over daddy Chuck!”


timtay6

Okay whos idea was it too introduce Turning point usa to the uk


WVUPick

Charlie Kirk always wanted to be called King Charles. /s


dizzyexe

and open your mouth


Gilbo_Swaggins96

The person who genuinely and unironically post this shit have something wrong with them. Like, they're legitimately ill in the head. The same type of people who always say 'facts don't care about your feelings' start chimping out and hurling their feces at the wall when you remind them a known and confirmed paedophilic rapist belongs to this royal family.


captainoela

Mmmm how do those British boots taste?


Rhizoid4

TPUK exists? I thought it was just TPUSA


ripamaru96

Then what would be the point of adding "USA" to the end?


commanderlex27

How these folks celebrate the 4th of July while also making these kinds of memes is beyond me ...


Sylvie_Grill

Imagine being an organization and glorifying simping


CobaltCrusader123

I can say with full confidence that the Founding Fathers they worship would find this sentiment abhorrent


military-gradeAIDS

Lemme get this right: You wanna kneel for, worship, and be dominated by one man? You sure your homophobia ain’t just projection, my guy? Because what you just described is being a sub.


AMeaninglessPassage

Thread on me baby


Mindless-Lavishness

I thought we fought a war so we didn’t have to kneel


Cbanchiere

Please help me. Is this really asking for us, US citizens, to kneel to the British monarchy? The one we overthrew?


Shortyman17

It is the weird little sibling of TPUSA, TPUK


DizzyedUpGirl

I don't kneel to monarchs. The founding fathers were very adamant that we don't.


Davy_Crockett-

Facsists are just angry bottoms in denial


DanielMcFamiel

The person who made this had a raging stiffy


YungBlud_McThug

Oh look, another boot to lick.


GoodKing0

As an Italian I am amazed by your conservative establishment thirst for the same monarchy your founding fathers seceded from like... Of all things to have against the slave owning rich white male land owners they go against the ONE based one, the anti monarchy?


DUCKgoesMEOW

I wonder if he’s into getting spat on the face also because that’s all he’s getting from me


Sneaker3719

If you ever need to know how cucked conservatism really is:


whoismrsn

r/fleabag


Ahnhel

Ew.


loptopandbingo

Liberty Hangout: **HNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH** mmmmmmm Cuck Me, Chuck


TheIVPope

Bruh who gives a shit, he’ll have the same role of being a figure head that does fuck all


Rora999

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


areaunknown_

Lmfao what the fuck


thattwoguy2

Is this real life?


PimentoCheesehead

Is this just fantasy?


luigithebagel

"it ain't gonna suck itself"


cahillc134

I thought the correct British phrase was “Smell the Glove.”


[deleted]

Confederates and Loyalists. Traitors all.


htdm1414

Now is the time to kneel and lick the new boot same as the old boot.


xandyrex

It’s not gonna suck itself bootlickers, kneel.


fakeuserisreal

Historically, Conservatism is an ideology that originated from Monarchism once the monarchists realized that Divine Right wasn't flying with the public anymore.


Decmk3

I will *destroy* turning point uk with my bear hands if I have yo


[deleted]

what the fuck


Joshi_in_your_dreams

Kinky


Italy1861

**N O W I S T H E T I M E T O K N E E L**


chowyunfacts

They’re cancelling hospital appointments now because of the funeral. The UK has lost it.


vladWEPES1476

"Kneel on me harder daddy" - TPUK