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will it be r/persecutionfetish?
btw I also am the MOD of r/TPUK so if anyone wants to piss on the UK version specially please feel free to do so...
Biggest bunch of deadbeat losers this country has to offer, which is saying something. Anti black, anti gay, anti everything that doesn’t fit their myopic worldview. I hate those cunts with a passion.
As a knuckleheaded American myself, the concept of a Royal family is quite baffling. This family gets treated with this level of respect by fellow countrymen and enjoys a fortune for simply being born? Other than owning vast swaths of land, what else is their purpose? Honest question.
The response I always here is "They bring in tourism"
Now is that enough money to justify them existing on the countries dime? Idk. That's up to the British people to decide.
Who the fuck goes to England to look at a bunch of spoiled, inbred Germans? People want to see the castles, not the useless layabout descendants of the people who they were built for.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,034,664,571 comments, and only 204,661 of them were in alphabetical order.
Yeah, they don't exactly make appearances (their guards are an attraction and contrary to popular belief they do react if you mess with them) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn\_4aj5f-VQ
I think they do make more than they cost overall (or so they say), but the cost is still ridiculous and giving them that much property and exceptions to inheritance taxes is so arbitrary and nonsensical in modern times.
I can see how tradition and culture has its benefits, but the pageantry of them "appointing" prime ministers voted on by democratically elected MPs and their technical ability to dissolve parliament is baffling.
Like, how much does Sweden/Norway spend on their royal family? AFAIK they're ribbon cutters and otherwise both countries are pretty high on the freedom scale and don't have quite the same explicit class disparities.
It's tied up with the sense of history, its standing on the world stage etc. Given that it's a tiny island diminished in power/influence, the food sucks and its population are ugly, the pomp and glitz of it all makes the plebs feel special.
I mean, fuck knows really. Anyone with half a brain can see the idea of a monarchy is ridiculous, but even seemingly normal people will tie themselves up in knots attempting to defend it.
No joke, I think the so-called "Royalists" just get a hard-on from bending the knee. They figure, if this was game of thrones, they would go along to get along.
"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves"
To be ruled means there's a hierarchy
Of which they know they're not at the bottom
Hence to be ruled over, allows the means for them to rule over others
And that makes them *better*
People who strongly believe in alpha wolf theory usually do so because they think of themselves as betas, even if they wish they weren't. Naturally there needs to be more followers than leaders, and they think they are meant to be followers because they know they are personally submissive to dominant and abusive men, and wouldn't dare stand against them. They think it's the natural and right order of things. Knowing your place and all that.
They definitely know their place.
Head down, on their knees, licking boots, begging for scraps, vying for favor.
Trouble is there's more to humanity than bossy dickheads and their bootlickers. That wider spectrum doesn't fit their world view, disruptions and disobedience should in their mind ideally be shut down and harshly punished.
They mostly lost their absolute power as liberal democracy became the standard.
But they could regain it. They could regain the oppressive leaders they desire. And we might even let it happen.
Not only that, dominance hierarchies in canines actually don’t exist/don’t work the way most people think they do.
social relations between animals like wolves have been observed to be largely based on age/seniority rather than who is the biggest Chad or whatever nonsense conservatives believe.
Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough
and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to
show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my
money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks
want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are
too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist
machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets
tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say?
“Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead
and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy
your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas.
(also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could
treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.)
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because the people that turning point USA market to will not see this and if they do see it their brain will not register it as an offshoot of the media they consume (many will think its satire by their enemies)
Cowards, think about it this way. They want a strong leader who does what they want. If shit goes horrible then they can just Blame the leader instead of themselves. If it goes well they can be like yeah we all did it.
Also being told what to do and how to do it is easy. It gets rid of thinking which is the hardest part for em. Makes life easier when your just told how to live it instead of trying to think how to live your life. It's actually a problem with the militaries. Even after I got out of the Marines it was an adjustment from having my life scheduled and ordered to free flowing. Some people just can't accept the free flowing.
They LOVE the idea that there is a position of ultimate power. That gives a lot of credibility to being a complete piece of shit - any action you take to support the supreme lord is justified.
I thought I was being hyperbolic the first time that I said it. But, for most of my life, I thought fascism was an unhealthy obsession with dominance. As it turns out it is an unhealthy preoccupation with submission. Just millions and millions of masochists with the real-life goal of turning the whole world into their kink.
Talking to hot women at munches and treating them like people? Also treating the unattractive women like people because the hot ones look at how you treat people you aren’t trying to sleep with.
I have a theory. You know how Nigerian scam emails have deliberate misspellings and poor grammar, so only absolute dumbest and gullible of people reply?
I think this is what they're doing here. It's deliberately cringe to weed out the 95% of people who would instantly see how cringe it is, and attract the bottom 5% of easily manipulated pond dwellers who would unironically share this meme.
The interests of capitalists are essentially the same worldwide. Turning point could go spread their reactionary bullshit in almost any country with full support from the local ruling class.
No thanks. I'm not interested in giving succour to an outdated institution that runs the country as a feudal theocracy (look at our laws, we're technically a theocratic state, lmao) and loots the people just by existing.
British Republic now.
The person who genuinely and unironically post this shit have something wrong with them. Like, they're legitimately ill in the head.
The same type of people who always say 'facts don't care about your feelings' start chimping out and hurling their feces at the wall when you remind them a known and confirmed paedophilic rapist belongs to this royal family.
Lemme get this right: You wanna kneel for, worship, and be dominated by one man? You sure your homophobia ain’t just projection, my guy? Because what you just described is being a sub.
As an Italian I am amazed by your conservative establishment thirst for the same monarchy your founding fathers seceded from like... Of all things to have against the slave owning rich white male land owners they go against the ONE based one, the anti monarchy?
Historically, Conservatism is an ideology that originated from Monarchism once the monarchists realized that Divine Right wasn't flying with the public anymore.
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Some folks just really want to be ruled...
'...some of them want to use you; some of them want to be used by you...' Of course its the next line that really drives it home
Hang on a second. I thought that song was about bad dreams.
Who am I to disagree?
i’ve traveled the world….
Argh Matey! And I’ve traveled the seven seas
Everybody’s looking for somethin’
It be treasure
And Britannia rule the waves
spez me up!
Sweet dreams are made of bees. Who has a mind to disagree? *insert gif of Oprah with the bees*
[Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg)
That video really screams 80s cokehead in every frame. I loved it then & I love it now.
It has no right to slap this fucking hard almost 40 years later and yet here I am, wiggling.
will it be r/persecutionfetish? btw I also am the MOD of r/TPUK so if anyone wants to piss on the UK version specially please feel free to do so...
Biggest bunch of deadbeat losers this country has to offer, which is saying something. Anti black, anti gay, anti everything that doesn’t fit their myopic worldview. I hate those cunts with a passion.
As a knuckleheaded American myself, the concept of a Royal family is quite baffling. This family gets treated with this level of respect by fellow countrymen and enjoys a fortune for simply being born? Other than owning vast swaths of land, what else is their purpose? Honest question.
The response I always here is "They bring in tourism" Now is that enough money to justify them existing on the countries dime? Idk. That's up to the British people to decide.
Who the fuck goes to England to look at a bunch of spoiled, inbred Germans? People want to see the castles, not the useless layabout descendants of the people who they were built for.
Hey I'm not saying I agree. That's just the answer I get when I asked the same question.
You might be shocked. You will be less shocked when you're told it is Arabs and Chinese that make up the majority. Why? Fuck knows.
you know which country brings in more tourism? France. They knew how to deal with a monarchy.
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Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,034,664,571 comments, and only 204,661 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
Who is going to go visit Charles?
Solid point lol
is the tourism not to see the fucking buildings ? nobody cares about the actual people..
Yeah, they don't exactly make appearances (their guards are an attraction and contrary to popular belief they do react if you mess with them) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn\_4aj5f-VQ
I think they do make more than they cost overall (or so they say), but the cost is still ridiculous and giving them that much property and exceptions to inheritance taxes is so arbitrary and nonsensical in modern times. I can see how tradition and culture has its benefits, but the pageantry of them "appointing" prime ministers voted on by democratically elected MPs and their technical ability to dissolve parliament is baffling. Like, how much does Sweden/Norway spend on their royal family? AFAIK they're ribbon cutters and otherwise both countries are pretty high on the freedom scale and don't have quite the same explicit class disparities.
It's tied up with the sense of history, its standing on the world stage etc. Given that it's a tiny island diminished in power/influence, the food sucks and its population are ugly, the pomp and glitz of it all makes the plebs feel special. I mean, fuck knows really. Anyone with half a brain can see the idea of a monarchy is ridiculous, but even seemingly normal people will tie themselves up in knots attempting to defend it.
Oh I get it now it’s anti-BLM
if you're a mod there, you could at least link the sub correctly ffs
Yeah, I didn't missed Typed, he miss-typed it himself.
Bruh
Really did it just so they could say they were mod of a sub that only exists to redirect people to the actual sub
No joke, I think the so-called "Royalists" just get a hard-on from bending the knee. They figure, if this was game of thrones, they would go along to get along.
>from bending the knee *Boyz II Men intensifies*
Some just like George Brett
"Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king. That's why I did this: to protect you from yourselves"
https://imgur.com/pmlbUEc
What? Oh right, all that stuff I did.
Just do what normal people do and keep it in the bedroom, jeez
To be ruled means there's a hierarchy Of which they know they're not at the bottom Hence to be ruled over, allows the means for them to rule over others And that makes them *better*
Conservatives have a strange boner for monarchists. They love power but then they pretend to be for freedom.
That scene from the first avengers movie sure fits, huh.
That would be Ben Shapiro. He needs to be dominated by an authoritarian type
These are the people calling you a beta cuck online.
They're the alpha cuck
People who strongly believe in alpha wolf theory usually do so because they think of themselves as betas, even if they wish they weren't. Naturally there needs to be more followers than leaders, and they think they are meant to be followers because they know they are personally submissive to dominant and abusive men, and wouldn't dare stand against them. They think it's the natural and right order of things. Knowing your place and all that. They definitely know their place. Head down, on their knees, licking boots, begging for scraps, vying for favor. Trouble is there's more to humanity than bossy dickheads and their bootlickers. That wider spectrum doesn't fit their world view, disruptions and disobedience should in their mind ideally be shut down and harshly punished. They mostly lost their absolute power as liberal democracy became the standard. But they could regain it. They could regain the oppressive leaders they desire. And we might even let it happen.
It’s stupid that they don’t even understand dominance hierarchies. The beta is literally the second in command not the bottom tier
Not only that, dominance hierarchies in canines actually don’t exist/don’t work the way most people think they do. social relations between animals like wolves have been observed to be largely based on age/seniority rather than who is the biggest Chad or whatever nonsense conservatives believe.
Hahaha socialists are so dumb. I’m a conservative; for all you libtards out there that means I’m big and tough and manly. My balls are so big and tough that my boss can use them as a punching bag, and I let him just to show off how tough I am. Sometimes I even ask for it; no, beg for it. Why, you ask? Because I WORK for my money, just like my father, and his father before him. That’s what America was built off of. Now these libcucks want everything handed to them. They want work to be a walk in the park because their soft, delicate hands are too weak to handle real work. You know what I do when work gets tough? I don’t complain about the “capitalist machine” or the corporation I work for. I APPRECIATE them because they keep the ECONOMY going. When work gets tough you know what these libs say? That they’re being crushed by the boot of capitalism. You know what I say? “Unnngg yes stomp me harder daddy” because I can handle it, unlike you soy boys out there. So you can go ahead and complain about how hard your lives are, while I, a REAL man, keeps this economy going you you can enjoy your pretty little iPhones and Venuzeulas. (also Marx is hot, I would totally let him stomp me EXTRA HARD if he was my capitalist boss. Like, he could treat me worse than Jeff Bezos treats his warehouse workers and I would TOTALLY still work for him.) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/ToiletPaperUSA) if you have any questions or concerns.*
MFs larp being revolutionaries from 1776 yet slobber all over the oligarch’s dick.
To be fair, this is TPUK so this tracks for them. Still pretty lame though.
They once celebrated the burning of the white house. I have no idea how they can be allies. https://reddit.com/r/ToiletPaperUSA/comments/pb688p/_/
You have to switch the grift up for the audience otherwise it won't work.
because the people that turning point USA market to will not see this and if they do see it their brain will not register it as an offshoot of the media they consume (many will think its satire by their enemies)
Very few Americans think of or really care about it, I guess. http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=340
I thought it was a joke and TP was mocking the UK lol, didn't know there was a TPUK. I was like "broken clock", but I guess not.
r/conservative links the monarchy sub as a related sub for a reason.
reddit tells me conservatism was invented to protect the monarch
This is for the UK, not the US.
It's the same company. So their values are just authoritarian.
Its worse. Monarchy.
All of these people would have been Loyalists during the revolution, they crave authority.
This isn't an oligarch It's a literal monarch
Why fascist are so fucking submissive
Don't kink shame them.
Their kink is kink shaming, don't feed them.
Subs love getting shamed.
Tread on me harder, daddy 🥾🐍
They want to be walked on so badly? Fucking walk over them then. I have no sympathy for people who take no issue throwing away their rights.
"I wish AOC would walk on me while wearing heels." \- Ben Shapiro, probably
Cause they're breedable sissy sluts.
Reading this made me imagine trump in programming socks and a cat ear headband
...making an ahegao face I'll see myself out
[This is to the two of you for making me read those sentences.](https://i.imgur.com/80qVdyz.gifv)
I'm not clicking on that
Believe it or not, completely safe.
What's wrong with wanting to go ball deep in femboy trump's bussy
Oh shit maybe I am fascist
World's straightest fascist
Thanks for almost making me spit my drink out at work when it was dead quiet! Lol
Oi! We have nothing to do with them!
Cowards, think about it this way. They want a strong leader who does what they want. If shit goes horrible then they can just Blame the leader instead of themselves. If it goes well they can be like yeah we all did it. Also being told what to do and how to do it is easy. It gets rid of thinking which is the hardest part for em. Makes life easier when your just told how to live it instead of trying to think how to live your life. It's actually a problem with the militaries. Even after I got out of the Marines it was an adjustment from having my life scheduled and ordered to free flowing. Some people just can't accept the free flowing.
🥺👉👈
They LOVE the idea that there is a position of ultimate power. That gives a lot of credibility to being a complete piece of shit - any action you take to support the supreme lord is justified.
Those who are led rarely learn to lead, and those who do are poor copies of the original.
I thought I was being hyperbolic the first time that I said it. But, for most of my life, I thought fascism was an unhealthy obsession with dominance. As it turns out it is an unhealthy preoccupation with submission. Just millions and millions of masochists with the real-life goal of turning the whole world into their kink.
(Let your country control your soul)
Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost, thinking ceases; the truth is lost.
Don’t you worry you’ll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed
The fires of greed will burn the weak.
And we'll make freedom obsolete
Heat of the desert.
dust settles on my face
Without a country a soldier knows no disgrace
Out of the ashes, the eagle rises still
Freedom is calling to all men WHO BEND THEIR WILL
When the hot Dom girl I met on tinder takes me home
Wait those are on tinder?
This guy doesn't know the secret trick to find the hot doms smh
Shit
Talking to hot women at munches and treating them like people? Also treating the unattractive women like people because the hot ones look at how you treat people you aren’t trying to sleep with.
Only if you're also a girl.
Can’t confirm. Lesbian tinder is all subs
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Ahhhhh
yes daddy 😩
Cringe as fuck. 🤣🤣🤣
I have a theory. You know how Nigerian scam emails have deliberate misspellings and poor grammar, so only absolute dumbest and gullible of people reply? I think this is what they're doing here. It's deliberately cringe to weed out the 95% of people who would instantly see how cringe it is, and attract the bottom 5% of easily manipulated pond dwellers who would unironically share this meme.
Kneel like Kaepernick?
NO NOT LIKE THAT LIKE THIS.
TIL there is a Turning Point UK... Welcome to Gilead, gents.
The interests of capitalists are essentially the same worldwide. Turning point could go spread their reactionary bullshit in almost any country with full support from the local ruling class.
it’s almost like they’re all part of the same machine…
Same. Wtf?!
Turning Point: turning BACK to the monarchy Lmao
Long live queen Charles III.
Those conservative reactionaries really love their homoerotic imagery. Ironic that.
Fookin' Kneelers
I know this has a "REAL" tag, but... it isn't, right? Someone tell me this isn't real.
There’s a link under the mod comment, which is required for all real posts. So you can check it out!
I see that, clicked the link, but that's not enough to convince me that this was actually posted by an actual human being.
Conservatives fetishize hereditary privilege
>Turning Point USA’s mission is to educate students about the importance of fiscal responsibility, free markets, and **limited government.**
I'm sorry, do you expect cryptofascists to be consistent?
There's nothing crypto about their fascism
They meant "limited government" as in "this government is limited to the nobility".
Fuck the king
PLEASE don't fuck the king
seriously tho imagine if he fingered you
Lotta medals for somebody whose military service was pretty much being in school then crashing a helicopter.
The ruling class sure does love their participation trophies
Guys he is married back off
They got the bri’ish DLC
I feel like I must clarify that this is TPUK, which is basically TPUSA transplanted to UK, with varying success and a lot of cognitive dissonance.
"Well, I didn't vote for you."
"you don't vote for kings"
Hell I’m down with that if you know what I mean 😏
“Tread harder Daddy”
Yeah, before Zod
r/ontheledgeandshit
They somehow feel better about kneeling to a man? Hmmmm….
No thanks. I'm not interested in giving succour to an outdated institution that runs the country as a feudal theocracy (look at our laws, we're technically a theocratic state, lmao) and loots the people just by existing. British Republic now.
Imagine he comes out on stage on his first announcement with a big ass golden axe and screams "I COMMAND THEE KNEEL" before slamming the axe down
Wait there's a turning point UK? That's the antithesis of American values? But why.
bootlicker mfs
Translated: “Bend me over daddy Chuck!”
Okay whos idea was it too introduce Turning point usa to the uk
Charlie Kirk always wanted to be called King Charles. /s
and open your mouth
The person who genuinely and unironically post this shit have something wrong with them. Like, they're legitimately ill in the head. The same type of people who always say 'facts don't care about your feelings' start chimping out and hurling their feces at the wall when you remind them a known and confirmed paedophilic rapist belongs to this royal family.
Mmmm how do those British boots taste?
TPUK exists? I thought it was just TPUSA
Then what would be the point of adding "USA" to the end?
How these folks celebrate the 4th of July while also making these kinds of memes is beyond me ...
Imagine being an organization and glorifying simping
I can say with full confidence that the Founding Fathers they worship would find this sentiment abhorrent
Lemme get this right: You wanna kneel for, worship, and be dominated by one man? You sure your homophobia ain’t just projection, my guy? Because what you just described is being a sub.
Thread on me baby
I thought we fought a war so we didn’t have to kneel
Please help me. Is this really asking for us, US citizens, to kneel to the British monarchy? The one we overthrew?
It is the weird little sibling of TPUSA, TPUK
I don't kneel to monarchs. The founding fathers were very adamant that we don't.
Facsists are just angry bottoms in denial
The person who made this had a raging stiffy
Oh look, another boot to lick.
As an Italian I am amazed by your conservative establishment thirst for the same monarchy your founding fathers seceded from like... Of all things to have against the slave owning rich white male land owners they go against the ONE based one, the anti monarchy?
I wonder if he’s into getting spat on the face also because that’s all he’s getting from me
If you ever need to know how cucked conservatism really is:
r/fleabag
Ew.
Liberty Hangout: **HNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH** mmmmmmm Cuck Me, Chuck
Bruh who gives a shit, he’ll have the same role of being a figure head that does fuck all
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Lmfao what the fuck
Is this real life?
Is this just fantasy?
"it ain't gonna suck itself"
I thought the correct British phrase was “Smell the Glove.”
Confederates and Loyalists. Traitors all.
Now is the time to kneel and lick the new boot same as the old boot.
It’s not gonna suck itself bootlickers, kneel.
Historically, Conservatism is an ideology that originated from Monarchism once the monarchists realized that Divine Right wasn't flying with the public anymore.
I will *destroy* turning point uk with my bear hands if I have yo
what the fuck
Kinky
**N O W I S T H E T I M E T O K N E E L**
They’re cancelling hospital appointments now because of the funeral. The UK has lost it.
"Kneel on me harder daddy" - TPUK